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Some hotels in Thailand have this kind of Buddhist shrine and the like, and this is the hotel that I stayed in yesterday and called the international 5 stars. I hope www.biquge.info Banyan Tree tonight won't cheat. The whole journey is this kind of bus, which is relatively comfortable. Because Thailand was a slave country in ancient times, the class system is still somewhat continuing, and the tour guide serves Yunluo and An Chuyu.

The driver is a small worker for the tour guide. Drivers appear in the Thai people have more respect for their emperors, especially the ninth and fifth emperors, and portraits can be seen everywhere. Vehicles in Thailand drive on the left, similar to Japan. The common cars are Japanese cars, because there are more Japanese cars in Thailand, and some tariffs can be exempted when exported to Southeast Asia.

Bangkok is also a perennial congested city, because the land in Thailand belongs to individuals, so if you build roads, the government needs to pay a lot of money, so the roads are relatively narrow. The status of the Chinese in Thailand is still very high, because the richest people in Thailand are all Chinese. It is worth mentioning that Thais can marry more than one.

Envy it, hahaha. Because of the matriarchal society in ancient Thai history, property is passed on to women but not to men, so there are more women in Thailand, and there are fewer men, and there are 200,000 to be ladyboys, and shemales have seduced away 200,000, so there are very few Thai men. It's a man's paradise.

And shemales don't exist for performances, this is everyone's misunderstanding, in fact, there are shemales in all walks of life in Thailand, just to become a woman. Shemales are also divided into full demons and half-demons. Of course, you really want to distinguish between them. You know. In general, Thai people live very well, compulsory education. Medical subsidies, interest-free car purchases, according to them.

The pace of life is very "cause-and-cause". It means take your time, they live a very laid-back life and are stress-free. The land bought will always be your own, you can do whatever you want, and the property rights are indefinite. I heard that growing rubber is the most expensive, and there is a lot of rainy season, so there is no need to water. At most, find someone to collect it, recommend southern Thailand. Chinese immigrants used to need about 4 million.

All right. Cut to the chase. Why is the lawn so clean and clear, why do GIs repeatedly appear in travelogues, and why do hawkers sell successfully? What is the real situation of tourists? Welcome to this episode of 'The Jade Buddha Temple of the Pit Daddy'. Jade Buddha Temple, this place is really a pit dad without limits.

First of all. Do you know why everyone's travelogue has these photos of the honor guard? Because the tour guide went to exchange tickets. The environment was very crowded, everyone was under the low tree next to them, and within 5 minutes, they were soaking wet. (O iniquity, Yunluo told the truth again).

In addition, you will buy 80% of the straw hats of the local vendor Pit Daddy (lose 120,60 a x2 gold). ）。 Because the direct sun can't bear it, it's too hot. And why the lawn is so clean and fresh, it is because it is not allowed to enter. I won't let it in. So it creates the illusion that there are few people. So, without mental preparation, you may experience these graces.

There are many places where you are not allowed to take pictures, such as some museums, and the road is basically a one-way street, if you go out. I can't get in. Yunluo's personal feeling is that those who can take good photos here are sincere. The tour guide only gave Yunluo and An 10 minutes of free time for their first encounter, including going to the toilet.

(Yunluo is a rub, dual-machine and dual-mirror pit daddy.) What a large aperture, what a wide angle. It doesn't matter, because first you need a place to stand, and secondly, you need to have time to compose, what, and let the brother take off his shoes (voiceover: to the drop, the clouds fall and swipe your card, handsome guy, you need to take off your shoes to enter most of the indoor areas).

Yunluo can only shine like this anyway. After the fierce struggle with tourists from various countries in the northeast, south, northwest and other provinces (voiceover: completely right, boy, Yunluo continues to swipe your card, 90% of them are Chinese), Yunluo has to give up, never expected, under the attack of breaking through 1 Northeast Regiment and 1 regiment.

Yun Luojun still got the opportunity to kowtow to the Jade Buddha San, although he didn't even see what the Jade Buddha looked like. Looking at Yunluo's bitter expression, the back is all transparent, in fact, the treasures in the museum are really good, but unfortunately no one can take pictures. The local tour guide said that because Thailand was invaded before, all treasures were not allowed to be photographed, for fear of being stolen or robbed.

This Nima is the Grand Palace. In fact, it is already tired. It's basically a simple building without listening to it (Eun, you can really understand that, because you can't get in anyway. Just take a few shots and you're good to go. Well, in fact, just now this place is called the Great Palace, and the Jade Buddha Temple is included.

After the battle of the group army, Yunluo and An first met of course to replenish the water source, go out and turn left to buy some local colorful drinks, the price is cheap and sufficient, and you can also break the change, if you don't break the money, just wait to cry, because the tip is basically only 20 baht, and Thailand needs a tip everywhere. It is worth mentioning that Thai drinks are sweet except for coconut.

After passing through the market, you will arrive at the Chao Phraya River Pier. Well, if you expect the river to be extremely clear, then Yunluo can only hehe, it is a very muddy river. That's all. The fish in the river are huge, you can buy some bread to feed the fish. After getting on the boat, the mold girl will come to offer flowers again (voiceover: Yunluo is coming to swipe your card again, handsome guy, 20 baht).

Meinan River - Suddenly the weather is so bad, how to break the fish boat will drive around, during which you can enjoy the dawn temple passing by for 15 seconds, the clouds fall like a rub, 15 seconds, the boat is not stopped, it is rare that the clouds fall hard work, the whole horizontal and vertical, but this is more difficult than the wedding shooting. At noon, when the group meal was eaten, the wind and rain were raging.

However, the weather is basically sunny when it comes out, and the rainy season in Thailand does not seem to be terrible. In the afternoon, visit the 5th Emperor's Teak Palace and the Annam National Assembly Hall. The inside is very exquisite, the palace can be understood as an exquisite villa, and the museum in the Annan Hall of Congress is decorated in Italian style, very similar to the layout of the Vatican Cathedral, which is definitely not inferior to the Vatican.

However, he won't let you take pictures. (Voiceover: Eh, so the afternoon travelogue was so muddy?) That's all you can do? Wait, teenager. Yunluo at least took pictures of the exterior of the Fifth Emperor's Teak Palace Of course, as a young man in his 30s, the old man braved the rain and barefoot to take pictures of the exterior of some buildings and give them to everyone.

Other than that. Friendly reminder for female compatriots, it is best to go to the toilet 30 minutes in advance. In addition, you must take off your shoes, store your bag, and you can't carry anything on your body, note that, it's anything. There is a special service in the storage room, which is very in place. It's very clean and can be assured. The picture above is the palace, which is relatively petty bourgeoisie, and it feels like entering IKEA.

The Annan Hall of Parliament is the Hall of the Annam Parliament, and the Hall of the Annam Congress is like the Vatican. It's beautiful. That's right, it's the Vatican feel, because it was designed by an Italian designer, and it's one of the most glorious of these attractions. Except that I can't take pictures, it's all good. After dinner, Yunluo and An met for the first time and stayed at Banyan Tree in Bangkok, which is also a feature of this group.

There is a rooftop restaurant on the 59th floor, but it is more expensive and has a panoramic view of Bangkok. The waiter who picks up the group has a shemale. This also proves that ladyboys are common in Thailand. Anyway, apart from distinguishing voices, you really don't know what gender the person in front of you is. Banyan Tree exterior photographyBanyan Tree exterior photographyBanyan Tree exterior photographyBanyan Tree exterior photography, the interior of the hotel is still relatively tall.

In addition, the spa here is very good, giving you some inside and outside scenes. Some of the group members went out at night. I heard that I also met a Thai star, but Yunluo and An didn't catch up with the first meeting, which is a pity. The hotel elevator is fast enough that you have ear pressure. (I always feel that this photo is a little weird behind me.) ）

Remind smokers that it's the same here as in Europe. Smoking outdoors is also a must, and the Thai service industry is very good. If you smoke outside the hotel, someone will soon bring you an ashtray for you. Because I was very tired, I washed and slept early, and passed by the lobby for breakfast. The breakfast at Banyan Tree was the best of the trip.

At least to the European level, other hotels are very average, not to mention. I feel that I still have more breakfast in the hotel in Thailand, because I am not used to eating local food in Thailand, and it is very easy to have a stomach, so gastrointestinal medicine is still necessary. This morning went to the Royal Jewellery Centre and the Leather Centre to be slaughtered. There's no way, that's it with the group.

However, the gemstone and leather craftsmanship is still good. These two places are obviously pulling people to shop, and they are all pulled by trucks, and after being brainwashed by the little black house movie, they take you into a shopping mall full of gems to consume. Well, in fact, this is the case in many places in Thailand, and this is no longer the itinerary of a certain travel agency.

Rather, it is a model itinerary that Thai officials acquiesce to. This phenomenon was more common in the following days. Here you can popularize some knowledge, freshwater crocodiles are better than saltwater crocodiles, wild is better than breeding, and the raised part of the skin can't be pressed is true. When it comes to jewelry, there are a lot of beautiful and cheap ones, but it's better to be cautious when buying this kind of thing.

En, buy a crocodile belt at the leather center (lose 3000 gold coins) here on some random shots. In the end, it's too hot, find a place to rest quickly (it's late, there's no place) Jewelry CenterExterior Jewelry CenterInterior Jewelry CenterExterior Leather CenterInterior Leather CenterInterior Leather CenterInterior Teenager, don't you have a durian-flavored ice cream?

After eating, the weather was good, Yunluo and An Chuyu began to march towards Pattaya, MD soon began to rain, and then Yunluo found that in fact, in addition to the capital, Bangkok can also see the sea. Good weather, march to Pattaya this rainy season damn good. In an instant, the first project that came to Bangkok to see the sea in Pattaya and waited for Yunluo and An to meet for the first time was to ride an elephant in the jungle.

The elephants are very cute, but the weather is too hot. After a brief round, the waiter will ask you to take a picture and remember to tip 40. If you want to take a photo with the elephant or be held up by the elephant, you will need to pay an additional fee. The elephant sits on very shaky and needs to be held very carefully, and the seat is very hard.

If you think that it is a big mistake to sit on the sofa, another one who takes the carriage is more cheating, that is, go up and go around the farmhouse for a short circle, it is said that some group members have been pitted here, do not give a 100 tip and do not let the carriage run. In short, all kinds are played. Subsequently, Yunluo and An Churan came to the hotel where they were going to live in Pattaya, and they passed here later.

Although the small hotel is not big, it is not bad, and there is a balcony on the outside of the hotel, which is suitable for the wind. In fact, outside the balcony of the room, the wonderful part is after eating at night, but the records are limited, such as ancient massage. The ancient massage is an authentic Thai massage without any erotic ingredients and is very healthy.

But it's very painful, and the massage girl doesn't know Chinese. There were a few clicks. Feeling that her leg was about to break, Yunluo motioned for her to tap, and the massage girl smiled and nodded. Continue to step hard (massage little sister: The concubine can't do it.) ）（。 The clouds fall and rub. For the sake of the little sister's hard work, the uncle gave an extra 150 baht tip.

But after finishing the work, I felt refreshed, and I felt that the fatigue of the past few days had been swept away. Subsequently, Yunluo and An Chumet to watch a local adult show, which is even more impossible to record. In general there are laughs. There are highlights, and they are not so erotic (Yunluo himself doesn't believe this sentence). In fact, there are many elements of performance, and it is still worth experiencing.

There are several games in total, and it is cheaper to buy 3 at a time. A male group member was invited to the stage to "interact", and the rest of Yunluo won't say anything. In a word. Again, the wonders of Thailand are not just recorded with photos. Boy, remember to watch the three-in-one, don't watch the macho show, my brother can only help you get here out of the show, and go to the neighborhood to buy some banana cakes to eat.

Later, I heard that this product was transmitted to Thailand from India, no wonder the master is like Ah San. The taste is still good, sprinkled with chocolate, very sweet. Rode an elephant. was destroyed by the ancient massage, and was ruined by the adult show, and ate banana cake. It feels like this tour has just entered the state.

By the way, a tip of 20 baht per day for a hotel room in Thailand. Going to Koh Samet, the weather was nice but still hot. Hmph, Yunluo knows what you're thinking. But the failure of the Jade Buddha Temple has long passed, take off your shoes. Crowds, time. There is also a bit of metering and slapping in the face, let these players go, this time, the Thais can no longer stop my brother from taking pictures.

Swastika - summon flashing lights - get up early during spell casting, and set off with a bath towel (provided by the hotel, students who lose it will be fined). Koh Samet is not very far from where you are staying, and you will take a speedboat to the island after arriving. The front of the speedboat is more bumpy, while the rear is relatively smooth. Get off the boat and need to be held steady, and the water generally does not reach the knees (calculated according to my 1.78, but I have shrunk a little recently when I am older).

The speedboat dock is full of speed, and there are several activities on the island, which are paragliding, sea walking, jet skiing, etc. You can choose according to your physical condition, and it is worth mentioning that you can carefully shake the blind kryptonite dog eyes without sunglasses. If the sun is too abundant, 50 times sunscreen is recommended. It is best to have a straw hat or something, and a quick-drying T-shirt should be changed on, too.

If you swim, take a freshwater bath for 40 baht (voiceover: this time Yunluo uses fresh water to swipe your card) Not much to say, on the film, various styles and various p, there are also original films. (Bring a straw hat and find a little Luffy feeling) The small place is very good, but it should be noted that there are some jellyfish, so don't get stung. The seafood meal at noon is so-so.

If you walk along the coastline, you will find that there are still many clean places to rest. Ordered a drink and the sea breeze was really nice. The scenery on the road while waiting for seafood feels similar to the scene in the Far Cry 3 game, and it is the scene taken here. You see, there are still two towers on the mountain, do you want to open them?

Juvenile. Well, if you haven't played it, you should say that Yunluo didn't say it. On the road, the afternoon is more cheating. The tour guide took Yunluo and An Chuyu to the Thai Style Garden, the so-called Thai Style Garden, which is similar to the National Garden in China, showing you some Thai customs. You can see the Songkran performance in Thailand here, but the actors' costumes or something, a bit of washing, cutting and blowing.

Nothing to look at. This was followed by a water splashing activity. Yunluo and An Chuyu mainly put krathong here, which is said to be used to pray and make wishes, and in addition, it is very good to drink a coconut or eat a durian popsicle when it is hot. The entrance stand washes and shears blow into the coconut is not sweet, and the water to quench the thirst is still quite high, and the village party secretary still shouts from time to time.

Crystal crystal, come on-water lanternNext, drive to Nong Nooch Park to watch the show. Dongba Paradise is also owned by a Chinese, and it is said that there are more than 3,000 employees. The inside is very well repaired, the owner's garage is 3 stories high, full of luxury cars, all kinds of well-trimmed tropical plants on the roadside, and countless sculptures.

But because there are so many tourists, the experience is extremely poor. You can see Muay Thai performances and elephant performances. I don't have a telephoto. The actors waiting to enter the scene saw the camera and deliberately enjoyed the tiger: selfie or co-production? There are a lot of elephant performers who have no quality in the elephant performance venue, and Yunluo lined up in advance and sat in the first row.

I thought I could shoot very well, and in Yunluo's right hand, there was a blonde girl who came early. But later, Yunluo and An were blocked by a bunch of people crowded in the aisle when they first met, and Yunluo tried to make them squat down (this is the rule here, you can squat in front of you later, or you don't leave), but it didn't work, during which the foreign girl got up more than 10 times.

One by one, he went to let the people in front of him squat, and then he couldn't stand it anymore, so he made a helpless gesture to Yunluo and left with a smile. Eh, don't go, girl, sister, wait for my brother to drive Gundam, and put them all floating cannon + map cannon Dinner is very bad, I feel that the boss of this place is a little black-hearted, and there are a lot of flies.

I won't talk about it anymore. After dinner, go to the Oriental Princess to watch the ladyboy show and continue to ruin the three views. It's a bit really beautiful. The Oriental Princess is actually not one ship, but four, and they should all belong to one boss. Which ship to go to depends on the creation, and the top three in the Shemale Contest are all here.

I feel that the one that Yunluo and An Chu met is not bad. It is claimed that there are unlimited drinks, but in fact, you don't have time to drink, because there are a lot of ladyboys coming and going to take pictures with you, these "female men" have such a powerful chakra/spiritual pressure/domineering, you have to give a minimum of 20 tips, if you don't have it, they will not leave, and the men will be kissed all over their faces. (To be continued)