Chapter 10: Why does this fish basket smell like it?

Xiaofeng was in melancholy, dragging his steps, and slowly walked in the direction of home.

Qin Xiaoyu, the face of this cold and glamorous beauty, still echoed in his mind.

Xiaoyu is her sister's high school classmate, and this is a great opportunity. However, this also caused a bit of trouble for Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng is the one who knows the temper of his sister the most.

My sister said: She hates her sister and brother the most, and she destroys one when she sees one.

My sister's other half must be more than five years older than herself, and she must be a rich man with money and status, or at least a senior white-collar worker who works in a company, or a court judge, a government official, a university professor, or a successful man such as a doctor and a lawyer.

Xiaoyun's yearning represents the voice of the majority of young women in China, the fantasy of the majority of beauties and "beauties" who are not beautiful but think they are beautiful, and the "man dream" of the "quasi-dick" woman who is not a dick but feels that her monthly money is not enough to spend on herself and longs for a long-term meal ticket.

There is nothing wrong with Xiaoyun's "****" and the "Chinese dream" exclusive to Chinese women, and Xiaofeng thinks so too.

It's a pity that although he looks exactly the same as his sister, he has one more thing for no reason, so Xiaofeng has no choice but to have nothing to do with this great dream.

In addition, Xiaofeng also knows very well that he is now a poor dick.

No money, this is the worst thing.

Xiaoyu's outfit shows that even if she is not a rich woman, at least her family situation is passable, much better than the poor boy's self.

As a man's Xiaofeng, he can only hope to live a life of "eight honors and eight shames" in the future.

Which "Eight Honors and Eight Shames"?

Be proud of having money to pick up girls, and be ashamed of not having money to pick up girls.

Proud to be a local tyrant, ashamed to be a dick.

Be proud of spending money without blinking, and be ashamed of spending money to break your fingers.

Be proud of holding "love crazy" in your hand, and be ashamed of holding "slave chickens and ducks" in your hand.

Be proud of driving a sports car and be ashamed of stepping on an electric donkey.

Take pride in sleeping until you wake up naturally, and be ashamed of setting an alarm clock every day.

Be proud of firing your boss and be ashamed of being fired by your boss.

I am proud that my dad is Li Gang, and I am ashamed that my dad is a model worker.

If my sister knew that what she liked was Xiaoyu, wouldn't she laugh off her big teeth?

Xiaofeng, it's just you, a poor dick, no money and no power, and a toad who wants to eat swan meat, and also learn from others to have a sister and brother love? You don't look in the mirror either?

Besides, I lost my only job, where will I pay for food in the future?

Thinking of this, Xiao Feng's proud heart just now fell into the ice cave.

Damn, I was really righted by Manager Han, I might as well be a pseudo-mother?

Thinking of this, Xiao Feng viciously kicked a stone on the ground.

Unexpectedly, this kick actually became a "world wave", impartially, and the stone was falling on the body of a pet dog.

Said to be a pet dog, this dog is taller than people.

Leading the dog was a short, sassy woman who was making a phone call with "love crazy" and shaking her ass.

The dog was hit by a stone, and in annoyance broke free from the rope in his master's hand, and rushed towards the little wind.

Xiaofeng was frightened, spread his legs and ran.

The dog was in hot pursuit.

ran out of the land for a mile, and the dog didn't chase anymore.

It turned out that it saw another dog, and it was mouth-to-mouth with the dog, and I got up.

Xiaofeng looked back and saw it, and his anger didn't come to one place.

You said you, you brute, you forgot to take revenge when you saw it, what kind of dog are you? I see you, you're a perverted dog, yes, a perverted dog without discipline. Also, you have a girlfriend, and I'm still single, aren't you angry with me?

The more Xiaofeng thought about it, the more angry he became, and walked with his head down, like another dog, a lost dog.

As he walked, Xiaofeng realized that he was not walking the familiar way home.

It's a riverside road.

By the river, there was a row of willow trees, looking at Xiao Feng crookedly, as if they were laughing at him.

Behind the willow trees, there was an embankment along the river, on which sat a number of fishermen, most of them retired old people.

It's almost time for lunch, but these addicted "fishing friends" have no idea of going home.

This road has been walked by Xiaofeng in the past.

That was his way to school, and he was only in his second year of graduating from high school, and he wouldn't forget it.

However, when he used to go to school, he was always in a hurry, and he never stopped to take a look at the scenery by the river.

Life is too rushed, there are many things to be busy, but there is no moment left for yourself, for the mood of stopping.

Xiaofeng was a little tired, and he planned to sit down on the embankment and rest.

He took a place and sat down cross-legged, not bothering to see if there was any dust on it.

Today, he was thrown into the mud by Shi Wuxie, and the back of his pants was already dirty, so it didn't matter if the place where he was sitting was clean or not.

He looked stupidly at the river.

Inside the river, there are Lang flowers from time to time, and it is fish playing.

Xiaofeng didn't think they had anything to be happy about.

There are several fishing rods on the riverbank, all waiting for them! Maybe these bouncing fish will soon become people's snacks.

After sitting for a while, Xiaofeng turned his head to look at the people next to him who were concentrating on fishing.

Suddenly, he saw a very strange scene, and he suddenly became energetic.

I saw that on the bank of the river not far away, there was also an old man in his fifties sitting cross-legged.

Most anglers sit on the bank with their legs vertical, or make a simple little stool and sit on it. But this old man actually put a big ** under his buttocks, and sat cross-legged, as if an old Taoist priest was practicing qigong.

Xiao Feng approached the old man, who did not move, and did not seem to notice Xiao Feng's arrival.

Sure enough, the old man was meditating.

His eyes were slightly open, his hands were clenched, and he didn't move. His hair is still black, with only a few gray hairs, and his skin is smooth and shiny, which shows that he is very well maintained.

In front of the old man, there was a fishing rod, and the fishing line on the fishing rod was hanging into the lake.

Xiaofeng lowered his head and found that there was not a single fish in the old man's fish basket!

And in other people's fish baskets, there are already full of fish and shrimp.

Xiaofeng shook his head.

This old man, this meditation skill is not bad, but this fishing skill is also bad, why didn't you catch a fish for half a day?

If he doesn't catch any more fish, won't he be scolded half to death by his wife when he goes home?

Thinking of this, Xiao Feng couldn't help but sympathize with this old man.

He fumbled in his trouser pocket, and there were only five dollars in it.

Forget it, seeing that you are so pitiful, the master will reward you.

Xiaofeng threw the five dollars into the fish basket.

Suddenly, the old man, who had been keeping his eyes closed, spoke.

"Why do I smell a stench?"

He opened his eyes and looked at the little wind in front of him.

"This little brother, do you smell a foul smell?" He squinted at Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng noticed that the old man's eyes were really small, but these small eyes were very focused and shining.

"No?" Xiaofeng also sniffed and sniffed around.

The air by the river was fresh and there was no weird smell at all.

"No, I smell a foul smell, huh?" The old man's little mouse eyes looked everywhere, and the last thing was focused on Xiao Feng, "Could it be that it was sent from you, little brother?" ”

"No, don't talk nonsense. What does it smell like in me? Although Xiao Feng said this, he still subconsciously sniffed his clothes.

On the body, there is only a very faint smell of sweat. But doesn't that smell like a stink?

"Oh, that's when I smelled it wrong." Suddenly, the old man looked down at the fish basket beside him, "Ah, I just thought, the smell of daring is coming from here." ”

Xiaofeng also came over to take a look, but there was nothing in the fish basket except the five yuan.

"Uncle, don't you have this fish basket cleaned, and it smells of fish?" Xiaofeng looked at the fish basket suspiciously, and sniffed it again.

However, I still didn't smell any fishy smell.

"Ahh I know that this smell is coming from this thing. The old man smiled, and with a clip of his two fingers, he took out the five-yuan renminbi.

"What? This is money, how can there be any taste on this money? Xiaofeng snatched the money and sniffed it heavily, but still didn't smell anything.

"No taste? Ha Luha, don't people often say that copper smells, copper smells, this money, that smell is very stinky! The old man laughed.

"What? You say money stinks? If you want to stink, I won't give it to you? Xiao Feng was annoyed and simply put the money back in his trouser pocket.

"Eh, I said this little brother, how can you take my money?" The old man's eyes widened suddenly.

The eyes of this little mouse are still not big, but they have changed from small mouse eyes to big mouse eyes.

"You, what are you going to do?" Xiao Feng looked at this old man who was a little crazy, "This is my money, okay?" ”

"Your money?" The old man stared at Xiao Feng, "You said it was your money?" So how do you get it out of my fish basket? Aren't you robbing openly? ”

"This, this is what I put in, of course it's my money." It's a little windy and big.

Master, I saw that you were pitiful, so I gave it to you. If you don't want it, forget it, and say that the money stinks?

I wish they had given me a little more stinky money? It's better to take a bunch of stinky money and smash it for me! I'd rather live in a latrine full of stinky money!

"Eh, you put it in? Why did you put it in, you're sick? The old man still wouldn't budge, "Since you put it in, it's my money, how can you take it again?" ”

Suddenly, he shouted, "Grab the money, grab the money!" ”

"Uncle, don't shout!" Xiao Feng was in a hurry, so he covered the old man's mouth with his hand. The old man was covered by him, and he was still whining, and his eyes were staring at the sky.

Xiao Feng was afraid that he would use too much force, so he accidentally covered the old man to death, and quickly let go of his hand.

When he let go of his hand, the old man gasped for air.

"I said, I said you, you young man, it's not a robbery, you still want to make money and kill yourself?"

"I, where did I kill for money? I just told you not to shout! "It's so bad that it's not good.

Today, I really stepped on my foot to poop, why do you always encounter such bad luck?

"You rob me of my money, can I not scream?" The old man confessed to death.

"Old man, that's your fault. I give you money, you don't want it, you still think my money stinks, is there a like you? Since you don't want this stinky money, it's also Lang fee for you, is it wrong for me to take it back? Xiaofeng said angrily.

"I'm talking about you, little brother, you're not right. That's right, the money was yours, but you've thrown it into my fish basket, and it's my money. My money, how I like to use it, is my freedom. Even if I use him as toilet paper and wipe his ass, I won't do your job, right? I said that this money stinks, and you believe it? Even if it stinks, it's my money, huh? You take my money away, isn't that a robbery? The old man said with a smirked brow.

Xiaofeng was speechless all of a sudden.

The sister who loves to debate all day long at home has annoyed him enough, why did he meet an old man who loves to quibble today?

But what this old man said is true!

"I can't tell you, I'll go, I'll go!" The little wind is about to leave.

"Stop!" Suddenly, the old man stopped him.

"What's wrong again?"

"You haven't paid me back yet?"

"Okay, count you ruthless!" Xiaofeng took out the five yuan "stinky money" from his trouser pocket, stuffed it into the old man's hand, and raised his leg to leave again.

"Where are you going?" The old man shouted again.

"Eh, I said old man, are you bothered?" Xiaofeng is really angry, "My money has been returned to you, and now I don't even have living expenses, what else do you want?" You don't want to rob you, do you? ”

Unexpectedly, the old man looked Xiaofeng up and down and grinned.

"Oh, yes, I just found out that you look really good, like a big girl. That's good, then I'll rob you! Anyway, I'm a man and a woman, and I don't refuse to come. Ha Lu Ha! ”??????