"Xiaotian, when I was playing on the street today, I heard a 'five kinds of people' slipping through the mouth, which was very interesting. Xiaotian, I don't know if you've heard of it? Although the old spy was smiling, he was just smiling a little gloomy, which made people very uncomfortable to watch.

Ren Xiaotian didn't notice the old spy's expression, so he replied playfully: "How could I not have heard of this kind of slippery mouth as a cultured person like me." ”

"Xiaotian, let's talk about it, and let my sister hear it." Shui Suqin also became interested.

"Ha Luha, then I'll talk about it. A first-class man has a home outside the home; second-class men with flowers outside the house; A third-class man, picking flowers on the side of the road; Fourth-class men, who don't go home from work; Fifth-class men, get home after work. Ren Xiaotian said it in a straight and round manner, which made people sound catchy.

"Xiaotian, how come the man who goes home after work has become the lowest man?" Shui Suqin was a little confused about the standard of this classification, holding her chin in her hand and staring at a pair of big eyes eager for knowledge. Hearing Sister Shui's question, Ren Xiaotian sneered, sneered, and said: "Sister Shui, there is no lover outside, and there is no man to socialize, of course, he is the last man." ”

"It seems that our director, the chief discipline inspector, should not be the last man. Tell me, what kind of man do you belong to? The old agent's eyes glowed a faint blue color.

When Ren Xiaotian was ridiculing Shui Suqin, he suddenly heard the old spy insert such a sentence next to him, and his whole body shivered, and when he saw the old spy's face, it was even more cold from head to foot. Oh no, no! I don't know where Lu Dao offended this old man!

At this time, Xiang Ziliang, in addition to having two fewer fangs than the devil in the cartoon, that kind of hideous smile makes people feel very scary like seeing ghosts. As soon as Xiao Hai saw such a shape, he immediately fell into Ren Xiaotian's arms with a 'wow'.

"Hehe, old man, this is all talking and playing outside, how can you really judge a few men." Ren Xiaotian patted Xiaohai's back with one hand, so that the child should not be afraid. Grabbing his scalp with one hand, he smiled wryly.

"Say, what kind of man are you?" Xiang Ziliang didn't give in at all, and he had the momentum that Ren Xiaotian would be able to overturn the table if he didn't answer. Say, "What shall I say about this?" said that he was a fifth-class man, but my home was a home that I didn't go back at all except when I went home to sleep. Well, it's a fourth-class man, eating and drinking all day long, and socializing non-stop. Such a statement should satisfy the old agent.

"Hey, I said yes, what are you doing with your anger?" Ren Xiaotian still wanted to make a move, but after seeing the old spy's eyes, he immediately shuddered, and hurriedly replied: "I am a fourth-class man, a man who doesn't go home after work." ”

"Don't laugh, who made you laugh." The old spy's rebuke immediately made Ren Xiaotian's embarrassing smile freeze on his face. Then the old spy slapped the table again and said, "You are too modest, Xiao Tian. I think you're a first-class man, and you have a home outside of your home. You say, is that the case? ”

Ren Xiaotian wanted to defend himself, but he was afraid of provoking the old spy to be mad, so he had to scratch his scalp and laugh at himself: "Yes, yes, I am a man who has a family outside the home." This is my home, and my grandfather's place is also my home. ”

Hearing Ren Xiaotian say something interesting, Shui Suqin smiled and stared at her fiercely at Ziliang in annoyance. I finally created an atmosphere that I wanted to clean up Xiaotian. was all ruined by this stupid girl's smile.

"Don't play tricks on me. Tell me, how many women should you have? The Li Ruohan in front of him didn't talk about it. With Gu Xiaoxue by his side, he also provoked that Nurse Mei again. is tired of being with Sun Jiajia, and now there is another Liu Dandan. On the other side of the provincial capital, there is also Yi Zhihan. By the way, I have to add a Xu Jingliu. Say, how many women do you really want?! ”

The old spy was really angry, and the person stood up, and his hand was also inserted into his waist. At this moment, it was not the elegant old man he usually saw at all, but a butcher with a bullish momentum, a murderous demon king who bled thousands of miles. Fortunately, Xiao Hai was in Ren Xiaotian's arms, and he didn't see this kind of scene. Otherwise, you have to scare the child into crying.

Originally, Shui Suqin also wanted to help persuade her. It's just that after hearing that Ren Xiaotian has so many women, a sad emotion rose in his heart. She looked at Ren Xiaotian with a sad look, but she didn't speak.

Which yard is this? It was originally a joke, but how could it be related to how many women I have? Ren Xiaotian kept rubbing his nose, and the sweat on his forehead was also flowing down vigorously. Seeing Shui Suqin's expression again, there was no way to explain it, and she was so anxious that she wanted to yell at it.

"The law is monogamous, Ren Xiaotian, how many wives do you want? Do you also want to get a harem for you, so that you can get three palaces and six courtyards, and the seventy-two concubines can be satisfied! Xiang Ziliang's fingers had already pointed to the bridge of Ren Xiaotian's nose, and Ren Xiaotian was so ashamed in his heart that he didn't even dare to let go.

"Grandpa, don't scold Uncle Xiaotian, okay?" A childish voice interjected. Xiao Hai, who was lying in Ren Xiaotian's arms, didn't know when he got his head out and was talking timidly.

Xiang Ziliang, whose momentum was readjusted to the highest peak, was interrupted by Xiaohai like this, of course, he was also vented. There was Shui Suqin's laughter in front and Xiaohai's intercession in the back, and the old spy shook his head a little helplessly. Strike, strike, strike, all this is providence, and the old spy had to sit down again.

Hearing Xiao Hai's words, and then feeling the change in the momentum of the old spy, Ren Xiaotian hugged Xiao Hai's head and kissed it 'poof'. Good Xiaohai, good Xiaohai, uncle hurts you well. At the critical moment, I also knew Uncle Dougla.

Seeing Ren Xiaotian like this, Shui Suqin also smiled. Seeing Xiang Ziliang so angry just now, she wanted to persuade but didn't dare to persuade her. didn't think about it, and his son was relieved of the siege with a word. People say that father and son have a deep relationship, I don't know if Xiaotian and Xiaohai are like this?

"Xiaotian, it's not that grandpa wants to teach you a lesson." Xiang Ziliang slowed down and said, "Think about it, which of these girls is not outstanding, and which one is not Bingqing Yujie?" Can you bear to be sorry for people? ”

"Grandpa, I know." Ren Xiaotian's answer, of course, was very well-behaved.

"You know what a fart!" Xiang Ziliang's anger was provoked by Ren Xiaotian's explanation. He pointed at Shui Suqin and said, "Have you thought about Suqin?" She is a woman, living with a child, and she has to put her heart on you. You say, "Tell me, have you thought about their mother and son?" ”

As soon as the old spy said this, Shui Suqin's tears were immediately drawn out. She didn't expect that the old spy would turn the words to herself when he said the worst. I didn't expect that the old spy had made such a big article, and he was still helping himself to fight the grievances.

"Mom, don't cry. Mom, don't cry. Woo-" Xiao Hai saw that his mother was crying, and hurriedly jumped off Ren Xiaotian's body. When the child was persuading his mother, he cried loudly. After reaching the end, the mother and son simply hugged each other and cried.

You see, you see, eat well, you have to cause unrest. This old spy is really harmful. Ren Xiaotian complained in his heart. I want to persuade, but I don't know how to talk about it. wanted to press it on Sister Shui's shoulder, but because of the presence of the old spy, it was not good to be so intimate.

"Xiaotian, can you give me a promise?" Xiang Ziliang is a very simple person. Now that you've made up your mind, you have to reach your goal.

"Grandpa, you say. Anything I can do, I'll say yes right away. Ren Xiaotian, who was already driven crazy, heard that there was a way to step down, of course, he was hungry and immediately agreed.

"No matter what time it is, you can't treat Suqin badly. Regardless of whether you have biological children or not, you must treat Xiaohai as your own son. Say! Can you do it? Xiang Ziliang's words suddenly rose an octave. His gaze also forced Ren Xiaotian's face at the same time.

Exercise! What kind of is this asking? No matter what time it is, Sister Shui and Xiaohai are my relatives. At this time, Ren Xiaotian also somewhat understood the old spy's intentions. "To grandpa, I swear to the sky that in this life and this life, I will not treat Sister Shui and Xiaohai badly. If there is a negative oath, the sky will strike five thunderbolts. Ren Xiaotian put his right hand up and made an oath.

Without waiting for Ren Xiaotian to fully speak, a slender jade hand covered his lips, and Shui Suqin's panicked voice was heard in his ears: "Xiaotian, don't talk nonsense." The jade man pointed between his mouth and nose, and Ren Xiaotian sniffed involuntarily. His somewhat intimate action immediately made Shui Suqin blush. Then he sneered again, twisted Ren Xiaotian's waist, and retreated to Xiao Hai's side.

Xiang Ziliang, who was sitting there, heard Ren Xiaotian swear like this, and when he saw Shui Suqin laughing, he poured himself a glass of wine with satisfaction and drank it slowly.

Seeing the unpredictable changes of adults crying and laughing, Xiao Hai also became a little dizzy. However, Ren Xiaotian's oath made him hear it clearly, and immediately asked: "Grandpa Xiang, is it possible for me to call Uncle Xiaotian a father from today onwards?" ”

Hearing Xiao Hai's question, the three adults in the room were all stunned. Yes, since you treat other people's children as sons, doesn't Xiaohai also treat you as a father? No one could have imagined that Ren Xiaotian's vow would bring such a by-product.

"Ahem, ahem." Hearing Xiaohai's words, Ren Xiaotian was choked and coughed twice, but did not say anything. He spoofed in his heart: This is all the trouble caused by your old spy, I don't care about it.

The son's words made Shui Suqin's face suddenly red as if it was about to drip blood. Why does this kid always want to call Xiaotian his father? Last time, it was just a joke in private, and today it is going to be an official thing again. Hey, shame on you.