Chapter Thirty-Four: A Farce Caused by the Cursed Short Knife
After last night's farce, the next day we walked listlessly together on the road. Although Gao Li stayed up all night and was still inserted, as the only boy, he still fought hard to open the way, and the three of us girls followed him with a confused look, and Hideyoshi was even more depressed to the extreme, and he didn't even bother to say that he was a boy.
"Ah, Lena, we didn't have a good night's rest last night, so let's find a place to rest in a while. My eyes still hurt. Gorei yawned.
"Who told you to watch indiscriminately last night, don't you look at it? After a while, I went to the magic shop in the town in front of me and found an inn to rest after selling my things. Lena said weakly.
When we walked into the town, the villagers saw such a group of people, a male mercenary with three beautiful cute girls walking on the street, not only the pure beautiful girl swordsman, but also the poor breasts beautiful girl magic guide and cat lady Lori, the girls are following closely behind this man, judging from the depressed demeanor of several people, most of them tossed enough last night, it is likely to be 4P.
Are you a mercenary, are you amazing, you actually came to us to show your affection! The eyes of the villagers are getting sharper and sharper, the man is envious and jealous of Gao Li, and he can't wait to replace him, while the woman thinks that Gao Li is a perverted Loli control, a scumbag who even kills children. If vision could kill, Takasato had been chopped into meat sauce several times.
Misaka always felt that the gaze of the villagers around him was a little dazzling. How?
"Lena, I don't feel right. The eyes of the people around me are so strange, and I always feel that my image is not very good in their eyes. Gosato also sensed something was wrong and asked us if we noticed anything.
"It's really weird"
"The atmosphere is not quite right"
"The sight is hot"
Everybody thinks it's weird.
"Wait and see how it gets better, we didn't do anything bad anyway, maybe it's just that this village is very xenophobic. Let's hurry up and leave after selling our things, and then go to the next village to rest. With a perfunctory Gao Li in his mouth, he was very worried in his heart, it couldn't be that Emperor Jielugang's subordinates had already chased after him, Misaka pricked up his ears and gave full play to the sensitive hearing of cat ears to collect the sounds around him.
"I'm so envious, ginseng winner"
"It's so hateful, the good cabbage is arched by pigs"
"What about the FFF regiment? Come and execute"
These are the voices of men.
"Scum"
"Garbage"
"Perverted, Lolicon"
"What about the garrison? Someone here molests underage girls"
It's the voice of the women.
It turned out that it was not discovered by the enemy, but that the way we are now was misunderstood by the villagers. No matter in which world, cute girls have always been a scarce resource, and they are mostly monopolized by the handsome and rich. It seems that Gao Li is regarded as a ginseng winner to show off the Crystal Palace, and Misaka is actually regarded as a member of the Crystal Palace at times. As long as it's not an enemy spy, it's always good to start the war a day later.
"Boss, boss, I'm going to sell these things." Despite the sharp gaze of the villagers, we finally arrived at the village's magic shop. As soon as she entered, Lena regained her spirits, and the fatigue of last night instantly dissipated in front of the charm of money.
"Ah, welcome." The owner was a very kind looking uncle who greeted us warmly.
"You've done anything with these things, have you? Ah, he's a magician with a lot of magic, so I'll buy it at a high price. The uncle began to inspect Lena's goods, and he was full of praise for the ruby that Lena had made.
"Uncle is really a connoisseur of knowledge." Lena was very happy to hear that the other party would pay a high price.
"And then there's this, this thing doesn't look good, either. It feels like there's some magic attached to it..."The uncle picked up a strange dagger and pulled it out of its sheath as he spoke, "If that's the case...".
This dagger was also sold to Misaka last night, and it seems to be enchanted with a very strong magic. But Misaka thought it was too ugly and didn't ask for it.
"There's something I hope you can sell me too..."The boss's tone suddenly became very cold. Is there anything wrong? What is this tone?
"What's that?" Lena also felt that the atmosphere was a little unusual.
"It's the life of you adulterers and adulteresses." The boss suddenly broke out and stabbed Lina.
"You... You're not kidding! ”
"Stop!"
We were caught off guard, and Lena narrowly blocked the attack with the statue she was about to sell, and fled to the door. Gao Li rushed over to control the boss, but was thrown out of the other party's back, and it happened to hit Lena.
"Damn, what's going on?" Misaka swung a thunderbolt battle axe, but slashed at the wall. The space of the shop is too narrow to be used, and in narrow places, long swords and battle axes are not as good as a dagger for hand-to-hand combat.
"Hey, hey, hey. You shameless women have actually been included in the [harem] [harem] by this ginseng winner. Don't think that we, the defeated dogs of life, are destined to whimper in dark corners, you are doomed. In the name of the great FFF regiment, I will sentence you to death! Immediate Termination!! "The boss turned into an anti-social perverted dog and vowed to punish Gaoli, the "ginseng winner", and his [harem], that is, the three of us.
"The old man is a boy, not Takasato's [Hou] [Palace]..."Hideyoshi argued, but the boss ......
"There are even pseudo-mothers in the [Hou] [Palace], what a group of shameless guys. Look at the dark circles under your eyes, you must have had a great deal of fun with each other yesterday. Come on, come on, I'll soon make you more refreshed, cool to heaven. "It stands to reason that this knife neutralizes Hideyoshi's curse to a certain extent, and Hideyoshi should be happy, but the boss's words make people even more crazy, are we such a bad relationship in your eyes?
"His strength is not ordinary, what the hell is going on? Why did it become like this? "It's so weird that things are going to make Gori very strange.
"Because of that knife, that knife has a very strange magic attached to it." Lena explained aloud, but it didn't seem to improve our situation. The boss, who was controlled by the magic dagger, kept throwing goods over, leaving us scrambling for a while.
"You don't want to sell something dangerous like that to others." Takasato, dodging the flying debris while spitting at Lena's irresponsibility.
"I didn't expect that! Anyway, let's leave this alone, let's get out there first. Lena innocently said that it was not her responsibility to do this unexpected thing, and that it was better to shift strategically first.
"We can't get out of the woods." Hideyoshi smiled bitterly and pointed to the door, the debris just now blocked the door, and in the background was the boss who was constantly smiling and approaching, and he had no choice but to break through head-on.
“…… Pick up ...... Be careful...... The cabinet has arrived... Hurry up and break the door" After a dog-and-dog scuffle, we broke through the boss's interception, broke the back door and moved to the yard.
Coming to the open field, Gorry reached for the hilt of his sword, but Lena stopped him, the boss was a victim and could not be killed.
"Do you have to deal with the short knife and not hurt the uncle? … That's all there is to it. As Gouri said in deep thought, as the words were spoken, we began to run away, no... It's a strategic shift.
"Wait a minute... Don't run away, come back, you can't leave it alone!" Misaka and Hideyoshi took the opportunity to run out into the street, while Takasato was more unlucky, and his hair was caught by Lena and did not run away.
"Misaka isn't Takasato's [back] [palace]. Lena, Gori, this kind of thing should be settled by you. "This kind of shrunken hands, a lot of scruples, can't hurt the battle, Misaka don't fight, and there is no reward for winning. It's Lena who caused the matter, so let's go far and see how they solve it.
"You're all responsible for this."
"What should I do?"
Misaka and Hideyoshi hide from the side and watch Takasato and Lena argue with each other, while the uncle slowly approaches with a sinister smile.
"I can't help it, Gorri. Use a sword, but don't be too rough. In the face of the perverted uncle who kept posing Pose, Lena had no choice but to agree to Gaoli using a sword.
Seeing that Gao Li pulled out his sword, the boss was not ambiguous, and he played the sword flower so beautifully, the curse on the short knife was really powerful, and it could actually strengthen an ordinary person to the level of at least an elite soldier. Just when the two sides were about to have a bloody duel, the window on the second floor suddenly opened.
"Wait a minute! What are you doing to be lazy? Really, it just takes my eyes off the slightest bit to become like this. Hurry up and get back to me, if you don't look good at the store, you won't have dinner tonight!! A very vicious Obasang appeared at the window and yelled at the boss, closing the window with too much force, and the window was broken.
"Yes... I'm sorry. The boss's curse was so frightened that he dropped the knife and ran back. However, the inside of the store was shattered by the battle just now, and Misaka estimated that it would not be possible to pass the test until tomorrow morning, let alone dinner.
"That aunt is stronger than the curse on the sword." Lena sighed.
After careful examination by Lena, it was revealed that the knife had been enchanted by a certain magician with a spell known as the "FFF Regiment's Counterattack". As long as the person who gets the short knife is a defeated dog who will never find a good girl, he will become a member of the FFF group and sanction all the couples he sees.
Look at this uncle, he is very kind, and he is the owner of a magic shop, and it stands to reason that he is a successful person in the town. As a result, she actually married a tigress, and in front of her wife, she was a recipient M, saying that if you don't have dinner, you won't have dinner. As a result, he got the short knife and immediately became a member of the FFF group. But what is even more powerful is his wife, such a powerful curse, and he was expelled after a scolding.
Really, why is there such a dangerous item, was the maker cuckolded or NTR? Actually developed such a boring and dangerous thing.
Hideyoshi was going to ask if he could neutralize his Hideyoshi curse by studying this curse, but when he heard that it was this FFF group curse, he quickly gave up. What are you kidding, no matter how troubled you are, it is not a problem to at least find a girl Lily after the worst. But if you fall under this curse, I'm afraid you can only go to stir up the foundation, and you don't want to wear women's mountains or something.
Because of the farce caused by the cursed dagger, Lena could have sold the high-priced stolen goods without selling a single one, for fear of being reclaimed by the boss who came to her senses, so we hurried out of the village.