Chen Guan walked out of Secretary Cui Ying's office, only to realize that this working group leader should not be himself, you must know that Lu Dao has just reported to work, and he has not even cleaned the dormitory, and it is not clear where the office is, why should he lead the working group?

There seems to be a lot of inexplicable teachings in this!

Chen Guan, who realized that something was wrong, did not want to shirk it, on the contrary, he muttered "damn the ball up", and followed Li Yi and a few of them to the town government canteen for lunch.

The police station originally had a total of 7 people, and the instructor Yang Xingwang worked here for a long time, and his home was in Tonghua Town, so he didn't have to eat in the canteen. Director Sun Yucheng's family is in Shuiquan City, but he socializes a lot and usually eats out. Deputy Director Li Tong's family is in Mingshui City, but he is sophisticated and knows many people, and like Sun Yucheng, he rarely eats in the canteen. In this way, the leaders of the three institutes did not have the heart to set up a canteen, and the cadres and policemen in the institute could only partner in the canteen of the town government. As for those assistant policemen, they are all locals of Tonghua Town, and most of the people who are not in the town get a coal stove or kerosene stove by themselves, make do with cooking and eating, and occasionally go to the town government canteen to eat.

There is no way, the salary of the auxiliary police is too low, and if they often eat in the canteen of the agency, they spend too much money.

The town government canteen is located in a red brick and red tile wing on the west side of the ginkgo tree.

Because there was an emergency today, the town leaders were dealing with the problem, and the cadres were embarrassed to go to eat first, and the town government canteen was late. When Chen Guan and the others entered, there was no one in the cafeteria!

Li Yi whispered to Chen Guan that the town government canteen was contracted to Li Menghu, who was cooking. This Li Menghu turned out to be in the cooking class in the army, and the big pot of food was okay. However, now people hate themselves for having little money, and after Li Menghu and his family contracted the canteen of the agency, there were only two people in their eyes, the secretary and the mayor, and the meals of other cadres were not as affordable as before.

Chen Guan went to junior high school and high school in Longwan Town, and he ate in the student cafeteria when he went to college. The mountain baby, as long as it can fill the stomach, it doesn't matter if it's delicious or not! Anyway, if you don't have money, you are not qualified to pick your nose and eyes!

The lunch in the canteen of the town government office is simple: fried noodles.

Seeing that the diners were coming, Li Menghu knew that the leaders were done, and hurriedly put two large bowls of fried noodles, put cucumber shreds and fried eggs in the bowls, and took three small plates with garlic cloves, all of which were put on a wooden tray, and called the correspondent to come over and carry them out of the canteen.

Li Yi whispered to Chen Guan: "See, Li Menghu asked the correspondent to send food to Secretary Cui and Mayor Tao." This guy is fine, and he knows who to talk to! Look at it, cucumbers are put in the fried noodles, and there is a Western-style omelette per person, we don't have this treatment! Man, let's hurry up and become an official. When you become an official, all the benefits are yours! ”

After the correspondent brought food to the secretary and the mayor of the town, Li Menghu began to sell food.

Chen Guan just arrived, and he didn't even have dishes and chopsticks, let alone a meal ticket.

Li Yi was very righteous, and told Li Menghu that Chen Guan had just arrived, and he would also partner in the canteen for a long time in the future, so Li Menghu took dishes and chopsticks for Chen Guan first, and used his meal ticket to buy food for Chen Guan.

Li Menghu held a fence in one hand and a pair of long wooden chopsticks in the other, first scooped out the noodles tumbling in the cauldron with the fence, poured them into two large aluminum basins with cold water, and then used the fence and chopsticks to cook for the cadres.

Chen watched clearly, Li Menghu's fence and chopsticks were very skillful, and seeing that he had fished out a fence full of noodles, Li Menghu's fence began to bump up and down, shaking, and the chopsticks in his left hand were also constantly pulling out of the fence.

Li Menghu's wife was holding a bowl and feeding the children, no one helped Li Menghu, this guy was busy with many people eating alone.

Because there was no one to help, the cadres all carried the bowls of noodles and went to the fried sauce pot to make fried sauce by themselves.

When it was Chen Guan's turn, Chen Guan took an iron spoon, stretched it out into the fried sauce pot, scooped an iron spoon of fried sauce, and before it was poured into the bowl, Li Menghu shouted: "Salty, don't beat too much!" ”

Chen Guan hurriedly poured out half a spoonful, then poured the remaining half spoonful into the bowl, carried it out of the room, and went to squat and eat with Li Yi and them under the ginkgo tree.

The canteen of the town government office has only a room and no restaurant, and the cadres either take it back to their residence to eat after cooking, or sit around under the ginkgo tree to eat. Generally speaking, lesbians eat at their lodgings, and men love to eat and brag under the ginkgo tree. When it rains, they huddle in the room to eat.

Deputy Secretary Zhang Lei was also eating in the canteen, and at this time he also squatted under the ginkgo tree to eat.

While eating, the cadres were not idle, and the southeast and northwest blew open.

A cadre in his fifties blew it out: "Do you know what to say? Li Tiesuo of Dongtonghua Village made a joke again. ”

With this, the sound of eating noodles stopped, and the people who ate raised their faces and waited for the next sentence.

"Li Tiesuo's son is in high school in the county seat, and I heard that his studies are not bad. Li Tiesuo wanted to send some money to his son, but he was a little short of money. After thinking about it, Li Tiesuo went up the mountain to get some fungus, and was reluctant to take the bus to spend money, so he drove his donkey into the city. Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the city, I encountered a traffic light. This fool didn't even look at it, and drove the donkey over. The traffic police walked out of the watchtower, first saluted, and then fined 10 yuan. Li Tiesuo was angry, and he was a whip on the donkey's buttocks, and opened his mouth to say: Do you think you are a military vehicle, and if you want to run a red light, run a red light? The donkey was in pain, so Sa Huan'er ran away and kicked over a fruit stall on the side of the road. The fruit seller was unwilling, so he pulled Li Tiesuo Fei to make a loss of 50 yuan. Poor Li Tiesuo was not even willing to pay for the bus money, and after entering the county seat for a while, he was fined and compensated, and 60 yuan was gone. Li Tiesuo had no source for a mouthful of poisonous gas, so he could only use the donkey to vent his anger, raised the whip and whipped it again, scolding while beating: Do you think you are an industrial and commercial and urban management, who do you want to kick? The donkey was inexplicably whipped again, neighed, and ran away on the road, and the pedestrians avoided it, and scolding was everywhere. Li Tiesuo was so angry that he jumped to his feet and scolded: Dead donkey, stinky donkey, you think you are a public security, where do you want to jump? Helpless, the donkey did not understand human nature, ran and ran, and when he arrived at the door of a restaurant, he fell down and rolled away, causing pedestrians to dodge, and the people who ate were exclaiming. The boss watched it as a play, so he came out and dragged Li Tiesuo to prevent him from leaving, so he had to compensate for the loss. Li Tiesuo said that he paid another 50 yuan for others, and the boss let him go. Li Tiesuo was completely dizzy, walked over and crackled according to the rolling donkey, and roared angrily: You think you are an old taxman, who house do you want to sleep in? ”

Damn, after a while, I scolded the industrial and commercial offices, public security, and taxation people who ate!

The cadres burst into laughter!

Li Yi and the others are all young people, so they can only listen, and they don't have the right to interject!

Chen Guan was curious when he heard this, so he asked Li Yi in a low voice Who is this person?

Li Yi replied in a low voice that this person was Wang Yuqing, a member of the town party committee, who had originally been classified as a rightist and arranged in the town after being rehabilitated. My wife is dead, and now she is an old bachelor, she is very sassy, she has a belly of yellow words, and a little daughter-in-law must be hooked in every village, and the whole town knows it.

Li Tong, deputy director of the police station, was also eating in the cafeteria at noon today, and after listening to Wang Yuqing's words, he said: "Member Wang, I also heard a funny thing when I went to the countryside some time ago. It was said that one day the town was going to Chenjiagou to check, and after the news spread, Chenjiagou's cattle couldn't be tied and broke the reins and ran away. The calf asked the old cow why he ran, and the cow asked the bull why he ran, and the bull replied that the town officials loved to eat bullwhips! The bull asked the cow why she ran, and the cow replied that the town officials loved to brag! ”

This paragraph is not funny at all, this occasion is too realistic and targeted, and Wang Yuqing's face was hung up immediately.

Deputy Secretary Zhang Lei also ate under the ginkgo tree, and he didn't say anything, at this time he didn't see the situation right, for fear that Wang Yuqing and Li Tong would quarrel, so he put down his rice bowl and said: "Have you heard about it?" After the collapse of the USSR, our general designer ridiculed Gorbachev as a fool! ”

The cadres who gathered around the ginkgo tree to eat began to discuss this. Some people say that Gorbachev is the biggest loser in the world, and no one has ever been able to defeat his ancestors' family business so completely like Gorbachev. It is also said that Gorbachev is not a fool, but a modern politician, the Soviet Union collapsed, but several small countries that were originally annexed by the Soviet Union have become independent, which is in the interests of weak and small nations to become independent. There are also people who say that the Soviet Union collapsed, but it is a pity that Vladivostok was not recovered, and it would be better if Vladivostok could be recovered. Coming and going, the Chinese watched the collapse of the Soviet Union, watched Vladivostok never get it back, and did not take advantage of it at all. It was NATO, on the other hand, which quietly disintegrated its biggest adversary and pushed the defense line to Russia's doorstep. Yeltsin was so strong that he could only stare dryly, and he had to accept the "shock therapy" prescription prescribed by the Americans. Or the Americans are smart and always fish in troubled waters to take advantage.

The township government has radio and television, as well as "reference news", and the cadres rely on watching TV and newspapers to pass the time when they have nothing to do.

Chen Guan experienced township life for the first time, and it sounded very novel, thinking that this township cadre might be bored, so he used these jokes to pass the time.

Thinking about his own affairs, he had to call his parents and Tian Xiu to report his safety, and he had to call Li Fulai, Bai Aixiao, and Bai Aiyue to inquire about the progress of the construction of the Wulongyu Education Base, and he had to consider transferring personnel to form a working group, thinking about how to handle things well, Chen Guan had no intention of listening to everyone's fools anymore, and after three or two clicks, he finished the meal, washed the dishes, and bought a 100 yuan meal ticket from Li Menghu, and went back to the police station to pack his luggage.