Chapter 81: Irony
The two came out of Zhang Zhiguo with a depressed face and a heavy heart, and Accountant Zhang took them to the main road between the administrative villages, intending to take a farm tricycle back to the town, but they waited on the side of the road for more than half an hour and did not see a car passing by. It took a long time to come over a small empty truck heading towards the town to carry bricks. The three of them exchanged glances, and there is no need to pay too much attention to the conditions, and they can borrow a section is a section, and they can walk a journey.
The general affairs accountant stepped forward and waved at the driver, and the car stopped. As soon as the three of them briefly talked about the situation, the driver was very cheerful and warmly beckoned the two to get into the car. Before the two could gain a firm foothold, they grabbed the crossbar in front of the carriage with their left hand, and waved goodbye to Accountant Zhang with their right hand. The driver shouted, "The road ahead is not very good, you have to stand firm." Before the voice fell, he stepped on the accelerator violently, the car muttered a few times, and slammed forward a few times, and the two of them were caught off guard and were shaken forward and backwards, and their arms were sore and painful, and they almost didn't sit on the bottom of the carriage.
The road is almost all stone road, the driver seems to have an emergency, there are few pedestrians and vehicles on the road, the car is driving fiercely and fast, the engine sound and the steel plate vibration sound produced by the car bumps is particularly harsh, which makes people anxious, if the heart attack person is in the car, it will soon be whining and wailing. The two of them couldn't stand steadily, they couldn't sit down, their bodies shook back and forth, their shoulders collided from time to time, and the bricks and ashes in the carriage kept floating upward, rushing straight towards the two of them. It didn't take long for Wu Xiaojun's head, face and whole body to be covered with a thick layer of dust, his hair stood up like a hedgehog, and he wiped the beads of sweat on his face with his hands, and one by one, his back was soaked with sweat, just like a worker who had just run out of a brick kiln. Bai Lingyan felt particularly funny and funny, and looked at him from time to time with a smile.
Wu Xiaojun leaned in Bai Lingyan's ear and whispered and joked, "Riding this kind of car can be regarded as eight lifetimes of blood mold, don't look at me with a smug smile, you are the same, gray and dirty, red and white on the face, like a big cat, there is no charm and seductiveness, the beautiful dress has become a phosphate fertilizer bag that can be broken in the wind and rain, where is the college student, it is simply an authentic village girl." When we stand together, passers-by will definitely think that they are a young couple who have just returned from work. ”
Bai Lingyan said with a smile, "you, just say a few words to disgust me, and take advantage of me." I was originally a village girl, and you are not also an authentic rural baby, this kind of image has not been without before, which is not surprising. ”
Wu Xiaojun said with a smile, "This time and that time, is the situation special, today we are grasshoppers on a rope, connected by the same fate, and each other is no exception. ”
Bai Lingyan said disdainfully, "What's this, what is expected, I was already mentally prepared before I came, and I really didn't expect this to be the case." Experiencing life and feeling the fun in it is also a rare life experience. However, I still feel a little gloating when I look at your ugly appearance, this is a punishment for you, I don't think it's enough, it should be heavier, I need to clean you up well, and I need to take out the evil anger for me. ”
Wu Xiaojun asked puzzledly, "I didn't provoke you, why do you hate me like this, what evil anger do you have?" ”
Bai Lingyan glared at Wu Xiaojun with a shy face, "Why are you selfish, just don't talk about others, don't wait for me to eat, let a circle of people stare at me like monkeys, you don't know what I felt in my heart at that time, I just hate you to death, I want to slap you a few times when I go out." ”
Wu Xiaojun said with a smile, "I see, I didn't pay attention to the old mistakes again, and now I am guilty to make a sincere apology and high respect to you, as long as you return to the room, let you fall, how you love to clean up, guarantee that you can't fight back, scold and don't return the mouth, so that you can relieve your anger and die of pleasure." ”
Bai Lingyan smiled and said, "Speak in a smooth tone, not a little serious, I don't bother to pay attention to you." ”
The car quickly stopped in front of the town hall. The two thanked the driver while getting out of the car, and accidentally, one of Wu Xiaojun's trouser legs hung on the cracked iron sheet of the car gang, and with a "snort", his right trouser leg was torn from the ankle up to the knee, and the legs and feet moved, and the wind blew gently, and the calf was exposed, which was very ugly.
Bai Lingyan leaned back and closed her smile on the side, her eyes narrowed into a slit, and she said happily, "It's really in response to the old saying, evil is rewarded, good is rewarded, it's not that you don't report it, the time has not come, when the time comes, you must report it, it's a miracle, I see how you walk, and let you taste the taste of being seen as a monkey." ”
Wu Xiaojun looked at it, frowned and didn't say a word, looked around and picked up a thin iron wire and nylon rope on the side of the road, bent down and squatted on the ground to fiddle for a while, and simply stopped his trouser leg with a nylon silk thread, so as not to flutter back and forth, and said with a sad face, "Now I am embarrassed and embarrassed, you are satisfied and happy." Stop laughing, flick the dust off your body, go to the town hall to wipe your neck and wash your face, and restore your true face. ”
The two quietly walked into the town hall and turned five or six taps on the building in a row, and none of them had water. In desperation, I had to use the dirty water in the pool in the courtyard to simply wash it. Worried about being seen and looking stumbling, he left in a hurry, and along the way he was inevitably pointed at by passers-by, gossiping, happy and fun, and it was useless to care, so he had to pretend that nothing happened.
Wu Xiaojun walked directly into a clothing store downstairs in Xinhua, and Bai Lingyan hurriedly asked, "What are you doing here, why don't you go back and change it or buy a needle and thread to sew it, as for buying a new pair of pants here." ”
Wu Xiaojun whispered embarrassedly, "I just have cracked this pair of pants, I can't change them if I want to, can I lie naked in the quilt in broad daylight, and you sew my trouser legs and wash my clothes until I dry them before I wear them, if so, it's too difficult for you." ”
Bai Lingyan blushed and said shyly, "You want me to sew your trouser legs and wash your clothes, it's beautiful, you don't have this qualification now." Just take it upon yourself and solve it yourself. Look at who still wears robes and short coats now, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, a serious one, or buy a pair of casual shorts, it will be easier. ”
Wu Xiaojun pursed his lips and smiled, "It doesn't matter if you are not qualified now, as long as you have it in the future, I will listen to you." ”
Bai Lingyan blushed and gently kicked Wu Xiaojun's heel with her foot, "Full of cannons, nonsense, hurry up and get down to business." ”
The two of them felt that it was really ridiculous at the end of the day, they couldn't cry and laugh, bought shorts and needlework, and hurried back to the room.