Chapter 16, the toad wants to eat swan meat?

"Hehe, you guessed it. Sister, the female classmate who was with you today seems to be pretty good. Xiaofeng finally said what he wanted to say.

"Qin Xiaoyu?" Xiaoyun looked at his younger brother to make sure he wasn't a little abnormal.

Xiaofeng looked at his sister very sincerely.

"Xiaofeng, you, won't you have a burning head?" Xiao Yun looked at Xiao Feng with puzzled eyes.

"Nope." Xiaofeng touched his forehead, "Is your body temperature normal?" ”

"You, you want to soak in the light rain? Did you hit her with the idea? ”

"That's right. What's wrong, can't you? ”

"Eh, Xiaofeng, do you know how old he is older than you? She's three years older than you, isn't she? Xiaoyun looked like he was looking at a monster.

"What's wrong with that? What's so great about being a junior year older? Pop this right now. Xiao Feng cocked Erlang's legs disappreciatively, "Isn't she also three years older than you?" You're still in the same class, and you don't seem to be much different in age, and you seem to be good friends. ”

"How can it be the same? We are all girls, no matter how big the age gap between girls is, they can be friends? But, but you want to be her boyfriend? ”

"yes, it's okay to be her boyfriend? It's normal to be her husband in the future? Xiaofeng pouted.

"You're funny! Do you know the truth? Is she a tall girl? Just like you, do you have money? Do you have the right? You didn't even get into college, did you? You don't look in the mirror either? What a toad wants to eat swan meat! ”

Xiaofeng picked up the mirror and looked at it, "Am I a toad?" If I were a toad, you would be a mother frog. ”

"Do you think girls don't have your face?" Xiao Yun snatched the mirror from Xiao Feng's hand, "White-faced, what's the use?" I told you, you are younger than her, then forget it, but now you can't even support yourself, who is rare to you, who wants to marry you? If you have the ability, you can be admitted to the university first. In this way, you are at least one better than her, and she will not look down on you! ”

"Huh?" Xiaofeng heard something mysterious, "What? Isn't she a college student yet? Isn't she three years older than you? ”

"Yes, Xiaoyu stayed for a year when she was in elementary school, and she had an illness in junior high school, which delayed her for a year, so she became a classmate with me. When she was admitted to university that year, she was not admitted, and she was not admitted after repeating her studies for a year. It's not that she can't be admitted to college, but she has to go to undergraduate, and she can't look down on the junior college at all, and she doesn't even fill in the volunteer. No, as soon as school starts in a few days, she will have to go back to school again. ”

"Oh, which school to go back to? Is it your second middle school? ”

"That's right."

Xiaofeng's eyes rolled and he made a decision.

"You two, come out for me, the meal is ready!" Outside, there was a thunderous shout from my mother.

The two siblings stopped talking and soon ran out.

"Wow, braised beef, Mom, today's food is really good!" Seeing that my mother had cooked a table of good dishes, Xiaofeng's halazi fell down again.

This time, he was indeed greedy.

"Mom, did you get hit again today?" Xiaoyun, who is good at reasoning, asked.

"Not yet. It only opens at night, Xiaoyun, can you also help your mother guess, what is a 'woman's favorite thing'? The mother threw the riddle question to her daughter again.

"Mom, I'm not interested in helping you guess. How much can you win by spending so much money a month guessing animals? Is this gambling, Zhilu Dao? It's against the law! Xiaoyun said, and then sat down to eat.

"How much can you win? You two guys, eat me and drink me, I have enough money for you to eat for a month? Mom hates people saying that she is gambling, "If I hadn't made this Mark Six, would you have all these delicious foods?" You don't use your brains too much, and help me guess a few more times. If you guess correctly, you'll have everything in the future. ”

Xiaofeng pursed his lips and disagreed. My mother has said this thousands of times.

"Mom, don't ask me, if you want to ask, just ask Xiaofeng." Xiaoyun pushed the problem away from Xiaofeng.

"Xiaofeng said it, he said it was a horse." Mom replied.

"Horses?" Xiao Yun's eyes widened and he looked at Xiao Feng, "How can it be a horse?" ”

"I thought, do women like to be mothers, so the favorite is horses?" Mom came over and gave herself an explanation.

Xiaofeng almost squirted out the food he ate in his stomach.

"Mom, that's 'Mom', not 'Ma'? If that's the case, I'll stop calling you 'Mom' in the future, I'll call you 'Old Ma' instead." Xiaofeng teased.

"Little bastard, you dare to call me 'Old Ma'? So what are you? What is your sister? Isn't our whole family a herd of horses? Mom played Xiaofeng hard, and her brain collapsed.

"Mom, what are you doing? Don't solve the Hong Kong problem by force, okay? Xiaofeng touched his head and screamed in pain.

"Yes, who told you to talk nonsense!" Xiao Yun glanced at his younger brother fiercely and said gloatingly.

"You two." The old mother sighed, "Don't let me save trouble, I'm really tired like an old horse, Xiaofeng didn't say anything wrong." ”

"Mom, when I graduate and find a job, I'll earn money to support you." Xiaoyun said seriously.

A daughter's filial piety to her parents is true filial piety.

"What's there? Can't I support my mother? Xiaofeng glanced at her sister.

Sister, what's so great about you, aren't you going to get married sooner or later? Anyway, you're also a woman, is it your turn to feed our family?

"Alas!" My mother sighed, "Xiaofeng, you haven't even been admitted to college now, it really worries me and makes me think about it!" ”

"Mom, don't worry about it. I decided??????? I decided to repeat it! Xiaofeng suddenly announced a startling decision.

"What?" Both women were stunned.

The rice in my mother's mouth fell into the bowl, and the old lady's eyes were as big as a light bulb.

This sun is really coming out of the west!

"That's right!" Xiaofeng read loudly, "I, Lu Xiaofeng, want to participate in the repetition and strive to be admitted to the university next year, no, it is a famous university!" ”

"Xiaofeng, is there something wrong with you?" Xiaoyun couldn't stand it anymore, "Don't you usually keep saying that you won't go to college?" Do you say you're so capable that you don't need to go to any bullshit college at all? Which tendon did you break today? ”

"Yes, Xiaofeng, don't you like reading the most?" My mother was also surprised, "You, do you really want to repeat it?" ”

"yes, what's wrong, what's so weird? I Xiaofeng is true to my word, and I will do what I say. Xiaofeng gulped a few mouthfuls of rice and said.

"So, are you going back to your own school to repeat?" Mom asked.

"No, I'm going to my sister's school to repeat!" Xiaofeng said firmly.

"What?" It was Xiaoyun's turn to be surprised, "You, you're going to go to the second middle school to repeat, so how can you do it?" You're not a student at our No. 2 Middle School. ”

Xiaofeng's grades have not been very good, and he went to a very poor school in high school, and his sister Xiaoyun's No. 2 Middle School is a key high school in the city.

"What's wrong with it? Isn't it possible to get in as long as you pay a sum of money? Besides, your school is so good, of course I'm going to go to your school to repeat my studies, do I still go to my pheasant school to study? Xiaofeng hurriedly took a few more bites to hide his nervousness.

"Good, that's good!" Mom is really about to burst into tears now, "Xiaofeng, you really want to repeat it, Mom, I support you!" Mom will give you as much money as you want, as long as you study hard and be admitted to university next year. Mom, I don't want you to go to any key university, it's too far from home, Mom, I don't worry, Mom, as long as you are admitted to Jiangnan University, it's okay. ”

The city where Xiaofeng is located is a medium-sized city in Jiangnan, and its name is Jiangnan City.

This city has always been famous for its literary style and beautiful scenery, and it is a tourist and cultural city that the people of the whole country and even the whole world yearn for.

Jiangnan University, named after this city, is not a national key school, but after all, it has always attracted local students to study in this school.

My sister Xiaoyun is a student at this Jiangnan University.

"Mom, this can't be done, don't let Xiaofeng go to our school to repeat." Xiaoyun finally saw the sudden change in his younger brother, and the article came later.

"Why can't you?" Xiao Feng was annoyed, "You can read in college, can't I read it?" I'm the only boy in the family! ”

You can touch the little nun's head, can't I touch it?

"Yes, Xiaoyun, you too, doesn't your brother want to study hard? Isn't that great? In the future, there will be two college students in our family, oops, this is a glorious thing! ”

As she spoke, my mother reveled in her fantasies.

Xiaofeng, after all, is a boy.

In a family, only boys are promising, and that is the real promising. That's what Mom thought.

"No just no way!" Xiaoyun still insisted, she is now a pair of two, obviously falling behind, "Mom, Xiaofeng didn't want to be admitted to college at all, but, but had other plans." ”

"Something else?" Mom was stunned.

"Eh, Lu Xiaoyun, I don't take you like this." Xiaofeng squeezed a hard look at her sister and motioned for her not to shake out her secrets.

But Xiaoyun pretended not to see Xiaofeng's reaction, and sneered at each other: "I said Lu Xiaofeng, your flowery intestines, you don't know what to do?" What repeating, what is going to university, don't you just want to soak in my classmate? ”

Xiao Feng was so ashamed that his face turned red.

"What? Soak your classmates? The mother looked at her daughter in surprise.

"Mom, today I was shopping on the street with a classmate from my high school, and I happened to meet Xiaofeng, who didn't work well, ran around the street blindly, and almost hit me." Xiao Yun told everything that happened this morning like pouring beans, "Xiao Feng saw that my classmate was beautiful, so he followed us in vain. Just now, when he came home, he asked me about my classmate, and as soon as he heard that my classmate was going to repeat his studies, he wanted to study with them. Isn't that something else? ”

"Huh?" Mom turned her head to look at Xiaofeng again.

"Mom, don't listen to my sister's nonsense." Xiaofeng's neck was red, "I want to go to university, I really want to go to university!" As for my sister's classmate, it just so happened that she was also repeating. I declare that I have no intention of chasing her. ”

"What can't you chase? It's a mess. Mom frowned, "Xiaoyun, what does your classmate look like, how old is he this year?" ”

"Huh?" Xiao Yun was stunned.

How? Not only did my mother not reprimand Xiaofeng harshly, but asked about Xiaoyu's situation?

Xiao Feng was happy.

He knew that his mother wanted to ask what kind of girl he wanted to find to be his future daughter-in-law.

"Well, my classmate is still very beautiful, but, but this age is ??????." Xiaoyun hesitated for a moment and said, "She's three years older than Xiaofeng!" ”

"Female junior?" Mom said.

"That's right. People are so much bigger than Xiaofeng, so how is it possible? Mom, did you say Xiaofeng went crazy? Xiaoyun saw hope.

As long as he fights his mother to his side, Xiaofeng will lose.

However, what Xiaoyun never expected was that his mother actually nodded.

"Well, female junior, hug the gold bricks. Not bad, not bad. ”

Mom had a smile on her face??????