Slightly angry, he pushed Erdan, his chest slammed his head, and said, "Li Erdan, you and I are fighting to the death, right?" Don't think I'm scared of you. Then I, Song Weiwei, will never get married for the rest of my life, or I won't marry you even if I marry a pig. ”

Erdan took two steps back, only to feel dizzy. The slight tone was so strong, it didn't seem like a joke.

Could it be that Weiwei really didn't kiss herself? Does she really hate herself? Damn, is it really the big-breasted lady at the front desk who kissed herself?

After Erdan stopped for two seconds, he moved back again and again, his mouth was full of words, his nerves were a little abnormal, and he said, "It's not true, it's not true." Weiwei, you lied to me, you bullied honest people. I can tell you like me. ……”

Li Erdan, such a master who is not afraid of heaven and earth, has always had a thicker skin than a pig's belly, and at this moment, he looks like this ghost, how do people look fake, eighty percent is pretended.

As the saying goes, the authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear. Song Weiwei, as the person concerned, was a little surprised by the ghost appearance of Erdan at this moment, and somewhat thought that this scene was very credible.

Weiwei also suddenly felt, is this still a second brother? It's completely different from what I knew before! It's so weird.

Wei Wei quickly came back to his senses and saw the essence of Comrade Erdan's trickery. She couldn't help but laugh, she was even more domineering, and said, "Hmph, who are you acting for?" Don't think that just because you're handsome, people like you. Your self-confidence is bursting, and in the end you will only hurt yourself. Actually, you look like that, not that handsome. If you don't believe it, just look in the mirror, and Zhu Bajie can find confidence in you. I sue you, among the boys who chase me Song Weiwei, your handsome index can only be ranked in the middle, much more handsome than you, richer than you, more good than you, more than you are good to me, more than you are attentive, forehead, nothing. ”

Weiwei's words were too hurtful, like sharp arrows piercing Li Erdan's chest, making him unable to parry.

The most poisonous woman's heart, Li Erdan can be regarded as another profound experience.

Erdan can tolerate other girls talking about him like this, but he can't do it slightly, because the two of them have been "heart-to-heart", have been eyebrows, and have gotten along day and night,......

In the face of the "unbearable pain" of life, Comrade Li Erdan may make some "irrational" moves. Even if you don't do it, you can always make a look! Scare and scare Tiny Nizi.

The hysterical Comrade Li Erdan retreated straight to the floor-to-ceiling window, jumped onto the windowsill with a jump, and said fiercely: "Song Weiwei, if you don't agree to be my girlfriend, I will jump down from the stairs." I do what I say. ”

Jumping off the building for love, Erdan is not the first, and it will not be the last. As for the ending, it is generally tragic. You jumped off the building and hung up, how should people drip and how to drip, how to hold hands with someone and how to hold hands with someone, how to be happy and how to be happy. It's you, a sensible impulse, who will go over for a lifetime.

On the wide floor-to-ceiling window, a majestic man stood on it, behind him was hell, and in front of him, it was still hell. The man's expression was a little excited, and if he was not careful, he would be killed if he took a step back.

smiled slightly, he didn't think that Li Erdan would jump off the building, so he said: "This is the forty-eighth floor, if you think you can't die if you jump down, you can jump down." I don't think there is a man who has jumped off the building for me, Brother Erdan, can you help me break this precedent? In this way, I will have the capital to show off in the future. ”

Erdan was panting with anger, his facial muscles twitched, his expression was extremely exaggerated, his trembling right hand pointed towards Weiwei, and roared loudly in an accusatory tone: "Weiwei, why is your heart so ruthless?" This is not the case with Weiwei I used to know. Did this stinky girl get water in her head, or did she take the wrong medicine? ”

Pursing his lips slightly, he asked, "Then what do you say I used to be?" ”

"In the past, you were a gentle little sheep, knowing cold and hot, considerate people, and being very dependent on Brother Erdan. Now, now, you are a tigress, a vicious tigress, who kills without a knife, and with vicious words you can kill invisibly. Weiwei, what the hell is going on? You haven't been in HK for long, okay? Is it the evil capitalism that has brought you to the brim? If you don't join me in Jiangdong, I think that under the fluttering red flag, under the socialist only reading, you will definitely become the original micro. ”

Weiwei couldn't help laughing, laughed out loud, and stomped his feet angrily, "Brother Erdan, can you jump or not?" I'm gone without jumping, I'm going home to sleep. Oh no, I still have a date in the evening, and two super-rich guys ask me out for dinner, and I don't know which one is better. Alas, the charm is too great, I can't help it. ”

Erdan suddenly "calmed down", took a breath, turned his head to look at the scenery outside the building, measured the height, and turned back to Weiwei and asked, "Weiwei, if I jump, how about you be my girlfriend?" ”

was slightly startled, and soon laughed again, "You fell to death, how can I be your girlfriend?" If you want to jump, you can jump, and if you don't, you will pull down. Where to come, go back to whisk. You're grinding and chirping isn't annoying enough. Also, I didn't force you to jump, you did it yourself. When you become a ghost, don't trouble me. ”

"How about you being my girlfriend if you didn't fall to your death?" The second egg is a little serious.

He widened his eyes slightly, pretended to think, and said after two or three seconds: "Even if you are lucky enough to fall and not die, it must be a lifelong cripple, the kind that can't live without the bed for the rest of your life." If you don't get it right, your head will be crippled, and your facial features will be distorted. You said you were crippled, why should I be with you? Serving a disabled person at home for a lifetime, I can't do it Song Weiwei. ”

Weiwei is telling the truth, not only representing her own opinion, but also representing 99.999% of the whole earth...... Lesbian point of view. But on the other hand, the number of gay men who are willing to take care of disabled lesbians is significantly higher by several notches. Isn't there a news recently, a lesbian in a certain country and a place has a sick leg and can't take care of herself, and her husband takes care of her with a handful of and urine. Who would have thought that such a lesbian with sick legs still has a market and can still eat in society. One day, suddenly a Cheng biting gold was killed halfway, snatched love from the hands of a gay man, and snatched away his daughter-in-law who had a problem with her legs, and she still hasn't returned it. You say this, alas, whoever meets is unlucky. This also shows that the understanding of female comrades needs to be improved.