Chapter 144
"You two bastard boys, get the hell out of here!"
A roar sounded in the Jin Palace, and the round figure of Steward Liu, who was as fat as a bun, trembled, wiped his face with a handkerchief, and said to the two teenagers hiding behind him: "My little ancestor, go and ask the princess for guilt, although the subordinates are a little fatter, they really can't hide you!" ”
Steward Liu said, and he had seen the hostess who was walking menacingly with a few maids in front of him, and he was busy smiling on his face.
Ah Bao came to Steward Liu, smiled at Steward Liu, and said gently, "Steward Liu, you can get busy." ”
Steward Liu was suffering from a chubby bun face, and he also wanted to be busy, but the two little masters were pulling his belt behind his back, and he was worried that his belt would be torn off, and then his pants would fall off. It's too indecent to run with his pants up, and it damages his image as the chief butler of the palace!
At this time, a handsome face poked out from behind Steward Liu, and the young man smiled at Ah Bao, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, red lips and white teeth, which was charming. But as soon as he spoke, it was a rough male duck voice, "Mother, why are you here?" What alarmed you? ”
Po stretched out his hand and pulled him out, and the young man obediently cooperated with her, and took out the younger brother next to him as well.
Steward Liu saw that he had nothing to do with himself, so he hurriedly ran away. And the two teenagers, one big and one young, saw Steward Liu's bun figure rolling away, and at the same time flattened their mouths, knowing that Steward Liu was unreliable, they prayed in their hearts that their reliable father would come back soon.
Ah Bao glared at them, led them to the living room, sat on the main seat, took the tea handed by the maid and took a sip, then glared at the two teenagers standing in front of him in a row, patted the table and said, "Tell me what good things you did today?" ”
"No! Guagua is good today, and they all obediently follow me to discuss their knowledge with their classmates. Isn't it, Guagua? The boy asked the cute boy next to him.
The boy about ten years old wore a moon-white flowing gown, lined with a beautiful face with some baby fat, soft and glutinous, clean and beautiful like a fairy child painted on a mural. However, after hearing his brother's name for him, his face puffed up and he protested: "Brother Sweet Cake is too bad, my name is Guagua, my name is Xiao Chengfeng!" ”
The young man also gritted his teeth and twisted his younger brother's face, and said angrily: "Bad melon, my brother's name is Xiao Chenghan, not Brother Sweet Cake." ”
"It's Brother Sweet Cake!"
"Bad melon! Call me Sweet Cake again, and I'll ask the people in the bookstore to write down the things you do into a book collection and print it! Let everyone in the world know that Xiao Chengfeng also has a cute nickname, called melon! ”
"Bad brother!"
"Bad brother!"
The corners of Ah Bao's mouth twitched, and he had to interrupt them loudly, "Don't interrupt, it's useless to interrupt, I'm very angry now!" ”
Seeing that this strategy was unsuccessful, the two teenagers suddenly collapsed their faces, feeling that their mothers were becoming more and more fierce and difficult to fool, and they could only look at her sadly.
Just as Ah Bao was about to have a strict mother and godson, the maid came in and said that the prince and the county lord had returned. When the two teenagers heard this, their eyes lit up, and their father and sister were back, saved!
Ah Bao snorted, humming so that the two teenagers' brows jumped, and they were busy looking at their noses and noses.
At this time, Xiao Lingshu walked in with a beautiful girl, and the girl wore a purse decorated with a golden bell around her waist, which made a jingle and crisp sound as she walked, which was very pleasant. However, the three people in the room looked at the bell with strange eyes, Ah Bao was surprised, and the eyes of the two teenagers were angry, and they seemed to want to smash the bell.
"Lord Wang, you're back."
Ah Bao greeted him, was pulled by the man to sit down, and then pulled his daughter to sit down next to him, touched her face, and looked at her husband again, well, these two faces are still very similar, but fortunately, the daughter's facial features are longer and more beautiful, and she has the softness of a woman, and she has not grown into a man's toughness.
Xiao Lingshu took the tea presented by the maid, glanced at the two sons who were standing, and saw that Ah Bao's face was still angry, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Ah Bao remembered the good things that the two muddy boys had done, and suddenly became angry, and said: "I only found out today that our two boys turned out to be a muddy one, and they actually went to ...... shopping for such a muddy thing" Finding that his daughter was still there, Ah Bao had to say cryptically: "The alley in the past of Suzaku Street almost smashed someone's shop." ”
The alley in the past of Suzaku Street is the Flower Street, the Qin Mansion and the Chu Pavilion are lined up, the famous green building in the capital, and the men's ** cave. Ah Bao was furious in his heart, these two boys, one fifteen or one ten, went to that kind of place to mess around, and let people find out their identities and complain to her, and they lost their faces.
"Mother, not only us, but also sweet soup, sweet wine, and sweet soup are gone." Xiao Chenghan had the idea that the law did not blame the public, and mercilessly confessed those people.
Xiao Chengfeng was a little afraid of his expressionless father, so he nodded vigorously, indicating that his brother was right.
Ah Bao was suddenly shocked, could it be that these teenagers have grown up and become curious about women and such places, so they ran to see it themselves? When he thought of this, he was shocked and angry, and pointed at them and said, "You, how old are you, and you are ......."
Seeing that her face was pale, Xiao Chenghan's brothers had numb scalps, and hurriedly looked at their father.
But they were disappointed, for their father glanced at them very coldly, and said coldly, "Kneel! ”
The brothers obediently knelt down.
After punishing his son, Xiao Lingshu held Ah Bao's hand and said, "Ask clearly, I'm afraid you're wrong." "In the end, I'm afraid that she will be angry.
Xiao Yao, a girl on the side, also echoed: "Yes, mother, the younger brothers are very well-behaved, and they may have been instigated by bad people." ”
Po took a deep breath, suppressed the uncomfortable feeling, and asked, "Okay, you guys are honest, why are you going there today?" Why did they go with you again? Did anything bad happen? "I'm also worried about the bodies of these teenagers, Nima is only a teenager, the age of elementary and junior high school students, is she playing with women? Dare her to know and break their legs!
The brothers naturally knew what their mother was referring to, and quickly shook their heads.
Xiao Chenghan is fifteen years old this year, and when it comes to knowing people, if it were other big families, the elders would have already put the maids in their rooms. However, from the perspective of health, Bao knows that it is not good for boys to have sex too early, and a drop of sperm and ten drops of blood will damage the development and health of the body. And the eldest son is about to say goodbye, she doesn't want to be the disgusting mother-in-law, she still hopes that her son's first night will be with her daughter-in-law, so she didn't arrange any maids to get through the room at all, and she also dealt with those maids who wanted to climb into bed.
Of course, Ah Bao was afraid that the young man would not be able to control himself, so he asked the doctor in advance to tell them about the dangers of having sex too early, and then asked Xiao Lingshu to take the fire avoidance diagram to tell them that male and female yin and yang are like that.
Xiao Chenghan remembered that his father had a cold and ruthless face that had not changed all year round, and told him that men and women were such a thing, and he couldn't help but burst into tears, feeling that life was really tragic, and he had a shadow in his heart, would he not be able to play Qin Se and Ming with his daughter-in-law in the future?
However, the brothers also knew that their mother did this for their own good, and the doctor also said that young people had sex too early, so they acted obediently.
Seeing them shake their heads, Po's heart suddenly relaxed. She was afraid that these boys, who had nothing to do, would go to that kind of place, and be tempted by the kind of powerful women who had been specially trained and trained, and embarked on a crooked path.
"So what are you going to do there?" Po asked suspiciously.
Speaking of this, the brothers immediately became angry, and instead of saying a word, they looked at their sister.
Xiao Yao looked back at the two younger brothers expressionlessly, this tense expression was very similar to the father sitting next to him, and it made the brothers have a feeling of inflow, and said in her heart, Sister, don't you have a tense face like your father, it makes people feel very uncomfortable! Fortunately, there is a mother who looks like a normal person at home, otherwise this day is really impossible!
Ah Bao also glanced at his daughter, thought about it, and said, "Baobao, you go back to the room to change your clothes first, and then come over for dinner together." ”
Xiao Yao glanced at the two younger brothers, and felt that the stupid brothers should have committed stupidity again, with their father here, their mothers would not punish them too heavily, so they nodded and left.
The family looked at the girl's back, Xiao Yao looked good and had a well-developed figure, just a back was a rare beauty, but it made the people in the room sad. When the girl grows up, it's time to get married, and I'm really reluctant.
"Okay, let's be honest, what are you going to do there today?"
Xiao Chenghan straightened his face, and tried his best to suppress the voice of the male duck in the voice change period a little, "It's not for my sister's business!" Mother, that Lu Lan is not worthy of my sister at all, we saw him go to Flower Street, he must not be a good person to go to this kind of place! You must not mistake my sister for life! That's why we want to see what he's doing there! They also cared about my sister's life, so they went with us. "Who knew that when they were so unlucky, when they were in conflict and smashed the store, they were met by someone who had a gap with them.
Thinking of this, Xiao Chenghan hated grinding his teeth in his heart, and decided to be free and cover the mouthy man in a sack.
Lu Chengfeng is his brother's echo worm, and he said: "My brother is right! I can't miss my sister's life! ”
Po was surprised: "What kind of place did he go to?" What did you see with your own eyes? ”
"Yes!" The brothers swore by it.
Ah Bao's brows furrowed, she originally saw Lu Lan as elegant and square, humble and beautiful, with a gentleman's style, a clean family style, dedicated to learning, there was no messy room girl in the room, she was a good son-in-law candidate, Fang would secretly advise him, but I didn't expect to know people and faces?
Seeing the two sons looking at her bably, Ah Bao said, "You guys get up first." After they obediently got up, Po sighed, pulled them over, and asked, "Do you have any pain in your knees?" ”
As soon as they heard this, the brothers knew that their mother was not angry, and they hurriedly shook their heads. Xiao Chengfeng stretched out his cute face and asked his mother to rub it aggrievedly, and said obediently: "Mother, Feng'er is the most well-behaved, better than her brother, she will be obedient." ”
Xiao Chenghan scolded his younger brother in his heart and pretended to be cute, and used him as a pawn, but he glanced at his silent father, so he had to be a wallflower. No way, their parents are a little strange compared to other people's families, not strict father and mother, not even strict mother and loving father, the role of the father is difficult to position, will play with him silently, will teach them a lot of practical things, but in terms of human sophistication and common sense, it is very blunt, which is taught by the mother and the staff and elders in the family.
Xiao Chenghan didn't think his father was wrong before, but when he grew up, he was taught by Uncle Huang, Uncle Qi and others, so he knew some of his father's flaws. Of course, although his father is not strong in some places, he still admires him the most, just his fierce martial arts and the achievements of destroying Nanqi are enough to make the heroes admire the heroes.
After the two sons left, Po finally collapsed.
The author has something to say: After thinking about it, I decided to add two extras, which are mainly about bun desserts~~~