Because I accompanied Xiao Lori to catch the rape last night, I ran to eavesdrop on the corner for a while, but unfortunately I never saw Xiao Lori overwhelm the sub-building, and I was scorched by the Lei Ren conversation between the two, and when Du Jia went back to the room to sleep, it was already the second half of the night.

This morning, Du Jia planned to sleep until breakfast before getting up, but unfortunately Meimeng was soon awakened by a rough knock on the door.

Without the other party's voice, just from this personalized and unqualified knock on the door, Du Jia can conclude that it is Ah Miao's white-eyed guy who is disturbing people's dreams.

Du Jia is strange, Aunt Pei is as beautiful as a flower, and the ice and snow are gentle, why did she give birth to A Miao, a brainless wonder?

Could it be that the problem lies with Ah Miao's father, but I heard Xiao Yun say that Ah Miao's father is the leader of the No. 1 gang in martial arts, the beggar gang, and he shouldn't be weaker, right?

Could it be that Ah Miao is a genetically mutated variety? Or is his father someone else? Aunt Nape...... Du Jia ran the train in his head, completely ignoring the precarious door of his house, and the debris had already been shaken off.

Seeing that there was no movement in the house, Ah Miao thought that Du Jia was still sleeping, and her hands were even more vigorous: "Du Jia, Du Jia, get up quickly!" Du Jia, Du Jia ......"

"Master count to three, don't roll, Ye will make your face bloom!" Du Jia's angry voice came from the room, and Ah Miao was so frightened that she stopped destroying the door panel.

"Good! Don't get angry! Ah Miao turned her head and ran, but she only ran a few steps, turned back, and continued to knock on the door, "Du Jia, I can't go!" Hurry up, Aunt Yun has a stomachache and is about to give birth! ”

"Master ......" Du Jia, who was about to run away, suddenly grabbed the point of A Miao's voice, "What did you say?" Mother is going to have a baby? ”

"Yes! You go and see ......" Before Ah Miao finished speaking, Du Jia rushed to the door wearing only her underwear.

Stunned by Du Jia's appearance, Ah Miao was stunned for nearly ten seconds while raising his hand to tap the door, and when he came back to his senses and wanted to remind Du Jia to pay attention to his appearance, how could he still find Du Jia's shadow?

"Du Jia, why did you come here like this?" Zixue, who was guarding the door, saw that Du Jia's hair was not combed, only wearing a snow-white undershirt, and the close-fitting purple belly pocket was faint, so she couldn't help frowning and grabbed her hand.

"If you don't go to the beauty pageant, do you want to freshen up and dress up?" Du Jia shook off Zixue's hand, "Don't stand in the way, I'm going to see my mother!" As he spoke, he rushed into Xiao Yun's room.

In the room, Xiao Yun lay on the bed with his eyes closed and moaned quietly. Yin, Wen Po, Mo Xue and Aunt Pei gathered around the bed, and several maids were also busy in and out.

"Mother, you're fine, right?" Du Jia looked anxious, and reached out to hold Xiao Yun's sweat-stained palm, "Isn't it painful?" ”

After seeing Mo Xue give birth to a child, Du Jia was full of fear of giving birth to a woman, and suffering such a great pain made Du Jia feel distressed.

Xiao Yun, who had closed his eyes and endured the pain, opened his eyes and saw Du Jia's current appearance, gasped and scolded: "Damn! Dead girl, what do you want to do with your hair and white clothes? Are you going to pretend to be Sadako and scare the old lady to death? ”

"Uh......" Du Jia couldn't help muttering when she saw that Xiao Yun still had the spirit to tease her, "Could it be that there are too many children and they are being pounded underneath?" Now it's not hard to have a baby? No wonder so many women go to the hospital for vaginal reduction surgery! ”

"Dead girl, what are you muttering? Do you want to die? Xiao Yun was so angry that he wanted to get up and play with Du Jia, but he was made into a cold sweat by the sudden labor pain, "Oops, the old lady is dead!" ”

Mo Xue, Aunt Pei and Wen Po on the side watched the interaction between the two mothers and daughters speechlessly, and they could see that they had children and had idle quarrels, and it was estimated that this would be the opportunity in this life.

Du Jia saw Xiao Yun crying out in pain, and hurriedly reproached: "Concentrate on giving birth to a child, hurry up and give birth hard, I'm worried that it will kill you!" ”

"Se'er, are you here to help, or are you here to be angry?" Xiao Yun's face turned pale with pain, but he still didn't let his mouth be idle, "What are you urging?" Do you think giving birth to a baby is squeezing broad beans? Can it come out so soon? ”

Du Jia felt that playing tricks with Xiao Yun at this time was sick, so he followed her: "Okay, good!" You give birth slowly, don't worry! ”

"What do you mean? Can you have a baby slowly? If the baby holds it for a long time, it will be hypoxic! After saying this, Xiao Yun gasped, and with labor pain, he pressed the strength of his whole body downward.

Du Jia looked at Xiao Yun at this time with a black line on her face, and felt extremely frustrated: Could it be that a woman giving birth to a child is more unreasonable than when she comes to her aunt? No matter what you say, she has a point! What's even more unreasonable is that the master was still eating and reasoning with her just now! What a slingshot in the brain!

"What are you doing there? Come and help the old lady! Xiao Yun stretched out his hand, and Du Jia hurriedly held it: "How do you want me to help?" ”

"Give me the password, cheer me on!" Xiao Yun's hand squeezed Du Jia's tightly, making Du Jia feel that his fingers were about to be pinched off.

Du Jia wanted to ask how to shout, but she was afraid of being hacked by Xiao Yun again, so she opened her mouth and shouted: "One, two, three, come on, one, two, three, come on......"

Xiao Yun followed Du Jia's command, and the effect was indeed obvious, and soon saw the child's black hair flickering at the birth canal.

After a wave of pain, Xiao Yun weakly let go of Du Jia's hand and closed his eyes to recuperate, but just when Du Jia was doing finger exercises and wanted to move his ten fingers that were almost scrapped, Xiao Yun made another request: "Se'er, my mother is hungry and wants to eat!" ”

"You still have the heart to eat after giving birth, ......" Under Xiao Yun's eyes, Du Jia hurriedly asked, "Then what do you want to eat?" I'll do it for you! ”

"I want to eat boiled pork slices!" Xiao Yun was afraid that if he didn't eat it again, he wouldn't have a chance to eat it in the future. If his placenta can't save Du Jia, he can only save it with his own life.

"Xiao Yun, what the are you raising dolphins? Can you eat something that spicy when you have a baby? Du Jia couldn't help but burst into foul language, but touching Xiao Yun's pitiful appearance, she lowered her voice, "You wait, I'll go and steam eggs for you!" ”

Du Jia hurried to the kitchen, quickly steamed the eggs, and sent them to Xiao Yun's room. After the pain stopped again, Du Jia carefully held the spoon and fed Xiao Yun eggs in one bite.

watched Du Jia concentrate on blowing the cool golden eggs, and then said like feeding a child: "Open your mouth!" Ah......h

Halfway through the egg, the labor pain hit again, and the pain became more and more intense, and it never stopped. It wasn't until half an hour later that Xiao Yun tried his best to finally give birth to the child.

Xiao Yun glanced at the child, and then said to Aunt Pei, "Pei'er, quickly take the Zihe car to Ah Ting!" ”

Aunt Pei nodded, walked out of the room with the placenta stained with Xiao Yun's blood, and handed the medicine that might save Du Jia's life to Ah Ting, who had been waiting outside the door.

"Mother, look at my brother, he looks so cute!" Du Jia brought the still crying child to Xiao Yun's side, her face full of joy, "What should I name him?" ”

Xiao Yun stretched out his hand and touched the child's face with difficulty, and said, "Just call him Bao!" ”

The corners of Du Jia's mouth twitched several times, and he nodded stiffly after the most stubbornness: Bao? Isn't that Kung Fu Panda? I can think of such an off-line name, it's really Imagination Co., Ltd. drop!

But Du Jia didn't expect that his younger brother Ah Bao would really become a kung fu panda-like legend a few years later, famous in the rivers and lakes. Whether it is martial arts attainments or bloated body shape, they all have a fight with Kung Fu Panda.