Chapter 293: Borrowing Flowers to Offer Buddha
Brother Snake led Jiang Hao to sit in front of a bluestone platform in the middle of the courtyard, and enthusiastically served Jiang Hao a porcelain plate, which contained various wild fruits in the mountains.
"Brother Snake, I've cleaned up Brother Hao's bedding."
Qi Feng came back in a moment, nodded and greeted Jiang Hao, and Jiang Hao nodded in response.
"What about the pig's head and the little teeth and the big ears?" Brother Snake frowned with a displeased face, and asked in a dissatisfied tone, "Where are the pig's heads, buck teeth and big ears?" Why aren't you at home at this point in time, didn't you warn them not to wander around if they don't have anything to do? ”
"This ......"
Qi Feng opened his mouth hesitantly, scratched his head with a smile, and glanced at the back of the hut with his eyes.
Jiang Hao keenly sensed strong anger from Qi Feng's eyes, although Qi Feng's smile was well hidden, but this was really not difficult for Jiang Hao, who was becoming more and more perceptive.
Cave?
Jiang Hao observed a little, and saw that behind the dense branches and branches behind the hut, there was a faint cave, could it be that there was something in the cave? But how could Qi Feng be so angry?
"I don't dare to hit their report, do you need to say it, there must be a prostitute, Niang Xipi, I don't spend money to let them come here for a vacation and have fun, I don't know how to improve the counterfeiting process all day long, I know that Lu Dao exerts strength on women."
Brother Snake's face was slightly cold, and the porcelain cup in his hand fell heavily on the bluestone slab, and the water cup filled with water immediately splashed out, and said apologetically to Jiang Hao: "The three people are in charge of firing and production, and at a glance, they knew that after the porcelain began to burn, they ran out of the porcelain to wander around." ”
"Brother Snake, we're here."
Just as Jiang Hao was about to use his manipulation technique to explore the cave, the branches at the entrance of the cave in the dark mountain were moving, and three figures jumped out of the cave, skillfully jumping between the stones, and the speed was very fast, and one of them was a lewd man with buck teeth and a strong physique, like a bear, and shouted loudly.
"Brother Snake, this time you have wronged us, we didn't go out to play, we moved the dried porcelain into the cave, the weather forecast said that there would be rain, we were afraid that they would be wet."
With a pair of attractive ears and big ears with small eyes, he explained innocently.
"That's it, that's it."
The young man, who looked like a pig's head, nodded his head busily, but his eyes involuntarily glanced at the cave, and his eyes flashed with irrepressible excitement.
Bucktooth nodded gratefully at Qi Feng, Xie Lu thanked him for covering for himself, and turned off the walkie-talkie hanging on his waist, the effective call distance of the walkie-talkie was five hundred meters, and they heard Brother Snake's words through the walkie-talkie on Qi Feng's waist.
"That's right." Brother Snake's face softened, and he introduced to the three hippie-smiling people: "This is Jiang Hao, I think you have all heard of it."
This time, I worked hard to invite Brother Hao here, mainly to teach you how to make more authentic imitations and improve our level of counterfeiting.
From tomorrow onwards, you have to study hard for me, if anyone doesn't study seriously and delays production, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless. ”
"Okay."
The three of them responded solemnly, turned their heads to Jiang Hao and said respectfully: "Brother Hao's identification methods are unmatched in the entire Zhongzhou City, with your teaching, we can definitely create a real product that is more real than the real thing." ”
"Brother Hao, it's not easy to come here, let's go and get some game to appetize Brother Hao, there is nothing lacking in this mountain, but there is no shortage of game, let's go."
Bucktooth suggested.
"It makes sense, let's hurry up, Fan Yao, you are a master of killing chickens and rabbits, come with us."
The pig's head and the big ear nodded busily, but there was a lustful look in their eyes, Fan Yao was worried that he couldn't find a chance to talk, nodded towards Jiang Hao, happily followed, and praised with a smile: "The game in the city is all fucking domestic, compared with the game on our Huaining Mountain, there is no meat ......at all." ”
Ten minutes later, the four of them came back, holding a hare and a pheasant in their hands, Fan Yao rolled up his sleeves, picked up a sharp boning knife, and quickly cleaned up the hare and pheasant, Qi Feng had already gone to boil water.
The hares and pheasants that were peeled and cleaned were out of the pot in half an hour, and the fragrant smell of meat wafted in the small courtyard.
"Let's get all the dishes."
Wrapped around a scarf, the sweaty pig's head brought a large porcelain basin to the bluestone platform, and smiled and handed Jiang Hao the bamboo chopsticks that were not very neatly sharpened.
"Brother Hao, there is nothing delicious in the mountains, so you will leave it." Brother Snake said apologetically, and then said, "Brother Hao, how about you taste it." ”
"It tastes good."
Jiang Hao ate a meal in the morning, he was already hungry, and unceremoniously picked up a piece of rabbit meat with chopsticks, chewed it, and praised it: "The taste is very good, the meat is strong, this kind of rabbit meat is not soft and cotton-like rabbits can be compared." ”
"Let's eat."
Fan Yao had already begun to swallow his saliva, quickly took out the chopsticks, inserted the rabbit leg, tore a piece hard, and nodded and praised: "It's authentic enough, is it putting hemp shells again." ”
"It has to be, otherwise how could it taste so good?"
The pig's head said with a smile, it is illegal to plant more than five marijuana in Huaxia, but in this mountain, try to ask which one does not hit the marijuana, the level of ornamentation, the mountain people can't reach it, mainly for seasoning, try to ask what seasoning can be compared with the hemp shell.
"Eating less has no effect on the body at all."
Jiang Hao did not stop chopsticks, no matter how much he eats, under the refining of lust and fire, it will become garbage and be discharged from the body, and according to where he learned from Ningbo, many famous hot pot restaurants in Zhongzhou City have more or less added hemp shells to the pot in order to increase the taste of hot pot, which is already an undeclared secret of the hot pot industry.
Foodies also know that they may have participated in marijuana shells in China, but they only eat it once in a long time, which does not affect their health and will not be addicted, so they will turn a blind eye and enjoy the pleasure for a while.
"Brother Hao, let me tell you, the last time I came here to eat hares, I almost didn't break my teeth." Fan Yao was very happy to eat, and the chopsticks were really not enjoyable, so he got started directly, and explained: "The rabbit I ate last time had iron beads in my body, and this time there was no earthen gun hole in the rabbit, how did I capture it?" ”
"Sweat medicine."
Buckteeth gnawed on the rabbit meat, and muttered with palpitations: "When it comes to sweat medicine, I'm afraid, the first time I used sweat medicine to go down in the water in the hare activity area, I did get a hare, but we stewed it on the day we came back, and we were all dizzy and slept for several days." ”
"Meng's sweat medicine is indeed strong, and it is normal for it to remain in the body." Qi Feng lowered his head and fiddled with the steaming chicken head, and said meaningfully and casually.
"The method of using sweat medicine is still thought of by Qi Feng, this is more than calling." Big-eared laughed approvingly.
"Where." Qi Feng said with a smile, eating slowly and absentmindedly.
Problematic!
Jiang Hao has always found that Qi Feng has a preoccupied look, although Qi Feng tried his best to hide it and hide it from other people, but how could he hide it from Jiang Hao's keen observation.
"By the way, Brother Hao finally came here today, and I proposed that Brother Hao should have some entertainment." Qi Feng, who had been immersed in eating, saw that everyone was full of food and drink, and pretended to be interested in proposing to Brother Snake.
"Recreational." Everyone was stunned for a moment, buckteeth, big ears and pig heads all looked at the excited Qi Feng like monsters, and said with a smile: "Cultural people are different, but in this deep mountain and old forest, what entertainment can a few of us men do." ”
"Bet on two, I like this very much." Fan Yao put down the cleanly gnawed chicken bones in his hand, wiped his mouth clean, burped, and said with a smile.
Brother Snake looked at Jiang Hao inquiringly, and said embarrassedly: "If it's in Huaining County, it's a bit of a place to play, but there is really no fun here except for stones and trees." ”
"Qi Feng, do you have any good proposals?" Jiang Hao sensed that Qi Feng had something to say, and looked at Qi Feng who was staring at him with a smile, I don't know what kind of medicine was sold in Qi Feng's gourd, and the others also looked at Qi Feng.
"Who said we only have men here?" As soon as Qi Feng opened his mouth, the buck teeth, the pig's head and the big eared bodies suddenly stiffened, and they glanced at each other and knew that Qi Feng was going to be bad, and wanted to stop Qi Feng, but found that Qi Feng didn't look at them at all.
"How can there be women?" Brother Snake looked at the three of them.
"Before you came this afternoon, we were firing pottery, and one fell from the top of the mountain...... Girl. Bucktooth glared at Qi Feng, who had an innocent face, and stammered to explain.
"We're going to take the girl...... Tied up. Seeing that Brother Snake's gaze swept towards him, the pig-headed lowered his head in fear, and hurriedly explained.
"We didn't treat the girl well, Brother Snake, I immediately let the girl go." Big Ear didn't dare to make eye contact with Brother Snake's cold eyes, and said busily.
"Did you really fall off yourself?"
Brother Snake glanced at the high mountain peak suspiciously, he knew the temperament of these three people too well, they were definitely three lewd insects, and everyone who saw a mother couldn't wait to come forward and talk.
"Yes." The three of them replied in unison.
"Bring it."
Brother Snake waved his hand at Bucktooth, and Bucktooth and the pig's head ran to the cave in relief, and then supported a pair of feet with ropes tied in both hands, and a rag stuffed in his mouth, struggling hard, covered with scars, and the limping girl forcibly brought it over.
Yes?
Jiang Hao's eyes lit up, the branches of the girl's clothes were torn, revealing her white skin like jade, which looked very white in the light, the clothes on her chest were cut open, revealing a white ravine, a delicate little face like jade was full of tears, and her beautiful big eyes like a doll were full of fear and uneasiness.
Is this a beauty who came out of a comic?
Jiang Hao sighed with a sigh, the beauties in front of him were similar to Jiang Yuan's beauty, they all had a demonic face that people couldn't forget, but Jiang Yuan was a quiet beauty, like a piece of warm jade, but the beauty in front of him exuded a little domineering, which made Jiang Hao want to explore.
"Brother Hao, today I will borrow flowers to offer the Buddha and give this "heavenly" beauty to Brother Hao to warm the quilt. Brother Snake swallowed his saliva, reluctantly took his eyes off the beauty's body, and his face was painful.
"Then you're welcome." Jiang Hao was not polite at all, he was really afraid that he would be polite, and Brother Snake took back his words, wouldn't he be too sorry for himself.
"Pervert." Fan Yao glanced at Jiang Hao with disdain, but his eyes were busy swimming on the girl, with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred, he looked up at the sky, and sighed: Nima, why is there only one woman falling from the sky!