Chapter 115: Natural Soybean Sprouts
Doudou stretched out his finger and pointed to the headset in Guagua's hand, if he hadn't installed a bugging device in the bathroom, they wouldn't have known that the battle situation in the road was like this...... Intense.
"The first two days were boring, so let's do it."
It's really just boring, and I put it on easily, and I didn't plan to use it, but I didn't expect that it was only two days of work for them to hear such a ...... Energetic and explosive movement.
Listening to the situation just now, Mommy seems to have been eaten to death by Xiao Chen, and it may be a matter of time before he and Doudou change their surname back to Xiao, but why does he just feel very unhappy? This Xiao Chen inevitably went too well!
Conveniently? When Doudou heard this, he frowned slightly: "You pervert won't install a camera to peep at me when I'm peeping, right?!" ”
Since he can easily install a bug in Mommy's bathroom, why can't he easily install a probe in his special toilet? This is a completely reasonable suspicion, isn't it!!
Thinking about it, Doudou's face suddenly turned pale, and he didn't forget to tighten his legs and cover his key parts.
"Guagua, you voyeur, I'm going to tell my mother!!"
Guagua glanced at Doudou's lower body with disdain: "Just your mung bean sprouts?" ”
Mung bean sprouts? When Doudou heard this, he became angry: "Bai Yichen, who are you talking about mung bean sprouts?!" You're a mung bean sprout!! Mommy said, I'm a soybean sprout now!! ”
Mommy said that soybean sprouts are much bigger than mung bean sprouts!!
So he really put a probe in his toilet, right?! Otherwise, how would he know if he was a mung bean sprout or a soybean sprout?! This bastard, he's not done with him, absolutely not finished!!
Is this comic feeling proud of growing into soybean sprouts? The corners of Guagua's mouth twitched unconsciously, too lazy to explain to him.
As same-sex twins, he has it, he also has it, I really don't know what this funny comparison is talking about!!
Seeing that Guagua didn't bird himself at all, Doudou continued to increase his accusation: "I don't care!" Mommy said, the place covered by the pants can't be shown casually, you have to be responsible for me!! ”
"Responsible?" Guagua's face was suddenly full of black lines, "What TV series did you watch that shouldn't be watched?" ”
"You care about me!! Anyway, my innocence is gone, and you will be responsible for me!! ”
Guagua felt that the black line on his head was even darker: "Do you understand what innocence is?" ”
Innocent? Is cyan and white?
"I don't care, you're just going to be responsible for me anyway!!" It's right to read the lines.
"Do you want me to marry you, or do you want to marry me?" Guagua wrapped his chest and looked at Doudou coldly.
This time, Doudou understood, and he immediately jumped up: "I don't want it!" I have promised Xiaohua that I will marry her as my wife in the future!! ”
"And you're going to hold me responsible?" That's why he said that this guy's cliff is a peerless joke!!
"That'...... Forget it...... "Doudou said hesitantly, it turns out that this is what it means to be responsible, it's really boring, "You still give me your private money, which means it, as spiritual compensation for me......"
"My private money?" Hearing this, Guaga raised his eyebrows, "Are you sure you really want it?" ”
Seeing the expression on his face, Doudou shrank inexplicably.
He won't forget that the last time he asked Guagua for moral compensation, he abducted him to a haunted house, and then listened to him cry wolf in the haunted house for a whole hour...... I almost cried to blind him!!
It was enough to have that kind of and once, and he definitely didn't want to experience it a second time!!
So...... Don't want it......
"By the way, Guagua, you say...... Is Bad Guy Xiao really our daddy? Doudou silently changed the topic, and by the way, asked about the big news they had just heard.
The Shaw villains are their daddy?! His jaw almost fell to the ground!!
"Mommy said it herself, what do you think?" Stupid, I still don't know who my father is, it's really stupid!
However, according to Doudou's IQ, he still remembers this incident, which is already a commendable thing. For him, you really can't ask too much.
"Then why did he bully Mommy so much, and bullied us?!" Thinking of this, Doudou felt indignant.
If Xiao Villain is really their daddy, then all the evil deeds he has done before are even more unforgivable!!
"Ask him." How did he know what Xiao Chen was thinking in his head, the means of chasing the horse were so inferior, he really doubted whether he was really his own father!
"I don't dare to ......" Doudou shrunk his neck, "You forgot, we went to his game before and opened a plug-in, and ...... Kill his map. ”
If he is really their father, then I am afraid that he will "kill his relatives in righteousness" at that time, right?
He heard Xiaohua say that her father was fierce, and she was just beaten by Fat when he accidentally pulled out his mouse while he was playing a game. According to his and Guagua's behavior, isn't it enough for Xiao Chen to beat them to the point that they are no longer visible?
"What are you thinking?" Seeing that all kinds of expressions kept flashing on Doudou's face, Guagua squinted his eyes and asked, if there are still peers in this world that he can't guess, this tease in front of him is probably the only one - his thinking is too out-of-the-box, and it is not at all a speed that earthlings can keep up with.
And he just happened to be just an earthling with a slightly more extraordinary ability.
"Guagua, I think we should run for our lives before they come out. You see, now that Xiao Villains have subdued Mommy, haven't we been captured by him? When the time comes, it will be really humiliating and oppressive, so I don't want to die in a prison that will not see the light of day!! ”
Guagua slapped Doudou's head: "I told you to stop looking at Zhen Huan!" ”
It's still "really", why doesn't he even use "excellent" by the way?
Doudou covered his head and shouted: "Oh, don't you think that the current situation Xiao Chen is like Zhen Huan who returned to the harem?" Mommy, the emperor, has already defected, and the demons who have spared no effort to frame him must not be annihilated?! ”
When Guagua heard it, his head was suddenly full of black lines, and he learned a lot of idioms, but the level of this use was too high-end...... It's just miserable!!
"Don't worry, he doesn't dare to do anything to us." "If you don't believe me, let's make a bet that he'll come and curry favor with us." ”
"Flattering?!" Doudou exclaimed, impossible, right? Why are the Xiao villains pleasing them? There's no reason for that!!
Guagua smiled, looking like he was swearing.
When Doudou saw his expression, he knew that he must not be wrong, and what Guagua's words said was not accurate once. Therefore, he still wants to think about how to deal with Xiao Villain's hard work to "please".
The two people who were playing in the bathroom didn't know what happened outside this door, and after more than ten minutes, Xiao Chen came out with Bai Ming'er in his arms, and when he saw the two little beans standing outside the door, our wise and martial Xiao always had the feeling of petrification on the spot for the first time.
"Ah, Doudou, Guagua, why are you here?" Bai Ming'er's scream sounded first, and she hurriedly got into Xiao Chen's arms, trying to save her naked bad image, "Xiao Chen, you quickly carry me to the bed!" "She desperately needs a fig leaf!!
When Xiao Chen heard this, he just glanced at the little guys in front of him lightly: Stinky boys, look at you mommy, come back and clean you up!!
Xiao Chen "obediently" put Bai Ming'er on the bed, and watched her go into the quilt with a grunt, and she didn't even dare to show her head. In comparison, Xiao Chen, who was also cool, behaved quite calmly, he was not in a hurry to get dressed, but calmly looked at the two little guys in front of him.
"Didn't anyone tell you you couldn't go into someone's room without permission?"
"Mommy said we could come to her at any time!!" Doudou was the first to choke, "Why did you strip Mommy's clothes naked?!" ”
"You don't need to know about this kind of thing." Xiao Chen's face flushed slightly.
Doudou pursed his lips, and was about to say something more, but his big eyes suddenly swept to something that made him look incredible: "Why are you so big!" ”
Burst...... In the bed, Bai Ming'er almost choked to death with her own saliva because of Doudou's amazing words, and Guagua, who also began to cough incessantly at the same time, probably choked.
The corners of Xiao Chen's mouth twitched slightly: "Natural." ”
"Born?" Doudou's face suddenly appeared with a frustrated gray, so was his *** born only as big as soybean sprouts? What is for what is not said that Xiao Villain is his own father, what will be so much worse for what is it!! He was unwilling to lose to him so much!!
Seeing the expression on Doudou's face, Xiao Chen intuitively felt that something was wrong, he tried to take a step to the side, wanting to cover up something, although they were all of the same sex, but being naked in front of his sons like this was very detrimental to his majesty as a father.
However, after not walking a few steps, he heard Doudou suddenly shout: "I want to inspect the goods!" ”
Then, his small body rushed towards Xiao Chen like a calf.
He doesn't believe it, he doesn't believe it, it must be Xiao Villain who deliberately lied to him!!
Xiao Chen didn't expect Doudou to come out like this, he didn't have time to react for a while, and the next moment, his important parts were pinched by Doudou fiercely.
"Hmm...... "Is this stinky boy going to completely abolish him?! Xiao Chen's face suddenly turned the color of pork liver.
"Doudou, you let me go!!" There was a hint of unbearable mania in Xiao Chen's voice.
"No-no!!" Doudou refused without thinking about it, how could it feel so real? It can't be that kind of simulated inflatable, right? He has seen it on Taobao!!
Thinking about it, Doudou grinned, let go of his hand, turned his head and ran to the coffee table on the side.
Seeing that Doudou finally let go, Xiao Chen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, he was about to turn back to the bathroom to take out his clothes, but he didn't want to, Doudou rushed back again, and this time he still had a toothpick in his hand!!!
Looking at the flickering excitement in his eyes, Xiao Chen's heart was full of alarms: "Doudou, you...... Hmmm......"
Very good, this stinky boy!! He's starting to regret making him!!
"Wow!! I can't even poke a toothpick, the quality is good!! Doudou looked at the intact object in front of him and was amazed.
Good quality? If the quality is not up to par, how can these two stinky boys come to this world to make trouble!!