Chapter 230, Who Is My Future Wife?

"I said, Daoist, are you mistaken?" Xiao Feng asked in surprise, "How do you know that I'm coming?" Are you waiting for someone else? Did I just take a walk and walk around? ”

"That's right." Tang Banshan looked at Xiao Feng with a smile, "If it's fateful, turn back with a finger." If there is no one to come, you will not come. ”

As soon as he heard this, Xiaofeng was even more confused.

"Dao Chief, what do you mean by that? What is destined for people and no people? ”

"You'd better call me by my name." Tang Banshan smiled, "You call me Dao Chief, I'm really not used to it." ”

"I'll call you Uncle Tang. Uncle Tang, I don't understand what you just said. Aren't you waiting for someone? Don't you know who you're waiting for? ”

"Huh." Tang Banshan smiled, "Xiaofeng, do you know who you are waiting for?" ”

"What?" Xiaofeng was even more confused.

Is this Tang Banshan dizzy to be a Taoist priest? Why is his words like an alien's bird language, and I don't understand half of it? Simply, you don't want to call Tang Banshan, you just call Tang Banju.

"Uncle Tang, what do you mean by that? Could it be that you are just waiting for someone, as long as it is a person? Xiao Feng looked at Tang Banshan strangely.

"You're right, that's fate. If you casually walk in today, it means that you are here with me and have a relationship with me. So I don't know if it's you, and you don't know who you're waiting for, so it's called a coincidence. Hahaha! Tang Banshan smiled and muttered again, "If you are destined to be a person, you will turn back with a finger." If there is no one to come, you will not come. ”

Hearing this, Xiaofeng became nervous.

Am I in a black * Taoist temple? Isn't this the legendary human meat bun shop? That's why he doesn't care who comes. Anyway, as long as it's a person, they will knock you over when they come in, and then chop you into meat buns.

It's over, it's over, it's dead. I actually broke into this black store by mistake, isn't this self-defeating?

Suddenly, Xiaofeng felt a little dizzy in front of him.

There must be something wrong with this tea, this tea that I drank just now! Ah, is there a sweat medicine in it?

At this time, Xiaofeng's eyes were a little confused, and he actually tilted his head and fell asleep.

"Xiaofeng, are you faint from tea?" Xiao Feng heard Tang Banshan's voice calling for him, but he was still weak.

Tang Banshan stretched out his finger and pressed it on Xiao Feng's nose and lips, and with a little force, Xiao Feng slowly came to his senses.

"Huh? What happened to me just now? "Xiaofeng finally woke up.

"Xiaofeng, you should have fainted just now. I gave you some pointing, now you feel better, right? ”

"Sickness tea? Nonsense, I've heard that there is motion sickness, there is sickness, how can there be tea sickness? ”

Tang Banshan couldn't help but say, and immediately stopped Xiaofeng's pulse. At this touch, he was startled.

"Xiaofeng, why are you in such a hurry with this meridian? What the hell is going on? ”

"This, what can this be? I'm fine. ”

"No, there must be something wrong with you. Tell me clearly, or your life will be in danger! Tang Banshan said very seriously.

"Okay then, I'll say that." Xiao Feng was also startled, so he told him how he had eaten the Qi Lifting Pill.

After listening to Xiaofeng's narration, Tang Banshan gasped.

"So, you really took that qi-boosting pill? Alas, how can that thing be eaten casually? No wonder you fainted, the true qi in your body began to stir again. Fortunately, Senior Wu taught you the method of meditation, which barely suppressed the yin and yang qi in your body. But why are you having another seizure now? ”

"Seizures again?" Xiaofeng looked at Tang Banshan in surprise.

"Yes, I know that you have already passed Xiao Zhoutian, and you shouldn't be really angry. However, your pulse shows that your true qi is starting to get out of control again. Have you been doing anything special lately, such as leaking sperm at night? ”

Xiao Feng lowered his head in shame, "I'm sorry, I've done a little bit more recently." ”

"Oh, I see." Tang Banshan finally understood, "Isn't it true that Senior Wu hasn't explained to you that you can't break the essence at will?" ”

"Yes, he told me to do it only once in seven days. But, I, I couldn't hold back. Xiaofeng was even more ashamed.

"Oh, that's right." Tang Banshan said, "Xiaofeng, although you have opened up Xiao Zhoutian, if you are not restrained in that aspect, this Xiao Zhoutian will be closed again." Moreover, once it is sealed, the true qi in your body has nowhere to go, and it will regather in your body and stir everywhere. Just now, you were really angry, so you will faint after drinking tea, and it is very dangerous to go on like this. Moreover, if your essence consumption is too great, it is equivalent to giving up all your previous efforts. It's a pity, it's a pity! ”

"Huh? Uncle Tang, then, what should I do? ”

"You don't have to worry too much, in fact, you just need to follow what Senior Wu taught you and start cultivating from scratch. However, you must remember that you must not leak sperm in the future. ”

"Ah, so I can't say any more? Do you have to start from scratch again? Xiaofeng was completely depressed now.

It's only been a few days since the good days of this hehe, why are you going to be abstinent again?

In this world, it is very depressing to be in a prison cell, and it is even more depressing to sit in this invisible cell of abstinence.

"That's right, you can't leak sperm until you get through Xiao Zhoutian again. However, you have already passed a small Sunday before, and the foundation is still there, so as long as you keep meditating, I believe that it shouldn't take too long for you to practice. ”

"Then, after I practice to become Xiao Zhoutian, can I still do that thing?" Xiaofeng is most concerned about this matter.

Man, if you leave that, you are not a man.

"Of course you can, but after the governor, you still have to do it at least once every seven days." Tang Banshan nodded.

"Oh, that's fine." Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Alas, really, it would have been nice to listen carefully to the words of this old man Wu and hold it for seven days. Alas, it's all the hateful Ye Yuniang, who has to seduce me, damn it!

"Xiaofeng, it's good that you met me today. Otherwise, if you don't control yourself, I'm afraid you'll die of exhaustion in the future, not necessarily. ”

"Exhausted and dead?" Xiaofeng was stunned.

"Yes, you still have the effect of the Qi Boosting Pill in your body now, and your True Qi is more vigorous than ordinary people. So if you do that thing once, it's equivalent to 100 times. If you don't pay attention, come a few more times, won't you soon be exhausted? Tang Banshan said, "So, I said that we are really destined, destined." ”

"Is that distinguished guest you are talking about really me?" Xiaofeng asked, "Are you sure you're waiting for me?" ”

"Hmm." Tang Banshan said very seriously, "I was meditating here today, and suddenly I had a premonition, as if some distinguished guest was coming. So, I told my apprentice to go outside and see if anyone was coming. I didn't expect it, just wait for you, of course you are the guest I want to board. ”

"Oh, how wonderful? Uncle Tang, do you believe in fate? It's superstition, right? ”

"Superstition? It doesn't count. Tang Banshan said, "However, the fate of people is like this, it is very wonderful." For example, Long Qing, it turned out that he was a worker working in a factory, but one day I happened to meet him. As soon as I saw him, I immediately decided that he was my apprentice, so I pulled him in with all my might. At first, he didn't want to be a Taoist priest, but later, on the basis of my repeated persuasion, he also became a Taoist priest with me. ”

"So, your apprentice was also brought by you?" Xiaofeng was surprised.

What's the matter, the current masters are so cheap, pulling apprentices everywhere? This Shi Wuxian is to deceive and scare me into his apprentice, dare to love this Taoist priest to accept apprentices, but also to pull and drag?

"It can be regarded as fate, I thought he should be my apprentice at that time." Tang Banshan smiled, "Today, I also suddenly had a whim, thinking that there might be a distinguished guest today." For us cultivators, this sixth sense is still quite spiritual. ”

"Your name is Lalang, it's not a sixth sense, and there is no scientific basis." Xiao Feng said disappreciatively.

"I don't think so." Tang Banshan waved his hand, "Whoever meets whom, who is who's apprentice, and even who is who's husband and wife, it's all doomed." Behind this kind of accident and encounter is actually an inevitability. I still believe that my encounter with you is not accidental, and it can even be seen in advance. ”

"Superstition, that's absolute superstition." Xiaofeng scoffed at these things, "My mother believes in these things the most, but I don't believe them." Okay, then let me ask you, if I want to know who is my wife, can this be predestined? Can this also be seen in advance? ”

Tang Banshan thought for a while and looked at Xiao Feng very seriously, "Do you really want to know who Lu Dao is your future wife?" ”

"What?" This time it was Xiaofeng's turn to be surprised, "You, what did you say?" ”

"I mean, if you don't mind, I'd like to give you a divination!"

"Divination?" Xiao Feng's eyes rolled, "Oh, I finally understand!" What an adventure, what an encounter, it turns out that you are a fortune teller at all. You say, are you trying to cheat me out of my money? ”

After doing it for a long time, as soon as Long Qing saw him, he introduced himself here so enthusiastically, and this Tang Banshan would also say that he was the guest he was waiting for, it turned out that this was the conspiracy of this pair of masters and apprentices?

"What do you say?" Tang Banshan frowned, "I'll give you a divination, and I won't take a penny." Where am I going to cheat you out of any money? ”

"What? Really? You don't take a penny? Xiao Feng glared.

"yes." Tang Banshan nodded, "I saw that you and I were destined today, so I wanted to count you as a hexagram." If you want to, forget it. ”

"I do, I do." Xiaofeng immediately changed his attitude.

Fortune telling, Xiao Feng knows a lot more, but this free fortune telling is the first time he has encountered it.

"However, this fortune teller can only be counted as one thing, what are you going to count?" Tang Banshan asked.

Xiao Feng's eyes rolled, "Then, you can calculate the marriage for me." ”

"Marriage?" Tang Banshan looked at Xiao Feng, "You just count this as this?" Don't you want to count yourself as rich or not? ”

"Rich?" Xiao Feng snorted for a lifetime, "For me, it's the same if you have more money and less money." I'm emotionally distressed now, and I want to know about my marriage the most, so you can count it on. ”

"Don't be greedy for wealth, little brother, you are really rare!" Tang Banshan smiled, "Okay, you come with me." ”

Xiao Feng followed Tang Banshan out of the big house, only to find that there was a small room behind the house.

The room was not very large, and there was a table on which was an idol of a god, and an old man with a white beard, and a cow riding underneath. Also on the table were pen and paper, an inkstone, a turtle shell, and a few copper coins. In front of the table is a large ** who confesses to kneeling.

"Come, Xiaofeng, if you want to ask about marriage. Then kneel down in front of Taishang Laojun, and recite the things you want to ask to Laojun very reverently, such as, what is your name, and what do you want to know. When you're calm, call me again. ”

Xiao Feng looked at the statue of Taishang Laojun very reverently, thought about it seriously, and thought silently in his heart.

"Taishang Laojun, I'm Lu Xiaofeng, I want to ask about my marriage. I'm troubled, the people I like, don't seem to like me. As for the people who like me, I don't dare to accept her. I just want to know who I will marry in the future, and who will be the wife I am destined to be in the future. Please give me some advice, thank you. ”

After reading it, Xiaofeng's mood calmed down a little.

"Okay, Uncle Tang, I've already said it. The mood is also calm. Xiaofeng stood up.

"Okay, come, you put these three copper coins in it, put them in the turtle shell, shake them, pour them on the incense table, and shake them six times in a row."

Xiao Feng shook up according to the guidance of this Tang Banshan.

While Tang Banshan was watching, he picked up the brush and made a record on the paper.

He was drawing lines, some straight lines, some broken in the middle.

What the hell is this Tang Banshan painting, what the hell is he doing???????