Chapter 261, Who Were You With That Night?

Hearing Wu Liang's wife make such a loud noise, Xiao Feng was also startled, and quickly rushed into the room.

At this look, Xiaofeng's face also turned red.

It turned out that Old Man Wu was actually standing at a table with Ruxue, and there was an old book on the table, and there were some pictures on the book, and the picture actually drew naked men and women, posing in various poses, and also drawing various lines and some incomprehensible symbols on it.

only heard two "pops", and Old Man Wu's left and right cheeks were slapped on the right and left.

How about two slaps?

It turned out that it was Xiaofeng and the old woman who slapped Old Man Wu on the left and right.

The old man touched his swollen face and was speechless.

"What are you doing, old man? You're actually taking someone's big girl to see this kind of thing? The old woman scolded loudly.

"Yes, Uncle Wu, you're too disgusting, aren't you?" Xiaofeng rushed to Ruxue's side, "Sister Ruxue, you say, did he do anything to you?" ”

At this moment, Xiaofeng is particularly concerned about Ruxue.

"Nerves, you, Uncle Wu is now my master, what can he do to me?" Ruxue said annoyedly.

"I said, you, you girl, what are you going to do?" The old woman pointed at Ruxue, "Do you want to seduce my old man?" Your boyfriend is still here, aren't you ashamed? You don't want such a young man, why do you fall in love with an old man in his fifties? ”

"What are you doing? I'm learning kung fu. Ruxue said.

"Learning Kung Fu? What kind of kung fu to learn? The old woman asked.

"Of course, that's it!" Ruxue pointed to the picture on the table, "I'm asking Master Wu for advice on the dual cultivation of yin and yang, can't I?" ”

"What, the method of dual cultivation of yin and yang?" The old woman and Xiaofeng were stunned.

"yes. You two, really, I had a good conversation with Teacher Song, why did you break in? Old man Wu touched his swollen face, "Xiaofeng, you too, why are you beating me?" Can I mess with your girlfriend? ”

"Didn't mess around? It's not messing around, you let my girlfriend watch this kind of pornographic ** movie? Xiao Feng didn't believe that this old man had no bad intentions.

What can an old man and a little girl do when they look at this kind of picture in a room?

"Oh, you're misunderstood. This is the "Plain Girl Sutra" handed down from ancient times, not **. "The old man is really aggrieved.

"The Plain Girl's Classic?" "Yes, "The Book of Plain Women" is a strange book in ancient times, which contains a lot of content about the dual cultivation of yin and yang and the art in the room. Old man Wu said, "We cultivators, between the bottom of the bed, must not be cautious. This color-eating man and woman is the most common thing. When you eat, you all know how to talk about nutrition, and within the bed of your husband and wife, of course, you must also pay attention to science. I am teaching your girlfriend some techniques in the conjugal room, the purpose is to hope that the two of you will live more harmoniously as husband and wife in the future, and you can also use this to cultivate yin and yang, and better achieve the results of cultivation. ”

"Yes, Xiaofeng, you really misunderstood." Ruxue also said, "What Professor Wu gave me are some health preservation and cultivation methods. I'll tell you when I go back, here, I can't say clearly. ”

Ruxue took Xiaofeng's hand, "Master Wu, take your leave." ”

But after taking a few steps, Xiaofeng thought of a question and turned back again.

"Uncle, you haven't told me yet, what to do with this thing on my chest?"

"This thing on your chest, this thing on your chest, I really don't know what to do." Old man Wu shook his head helplessly.

"Xiaofeng, forget it, hurry up. Don't you see that other husbands and wives are not in harmony? You're still making a mess! Ruxue glared at Xiao Feng, "Don't go quickly!" ”

Helpless, Xiaofeng had to go first with Ruxue.

In that bedroom just now.

"Old man, you really didn't do anything to that girl just now?" Old man Wu's wife asked.

"No, absolutely not! I could swear to God! Old man Wu also used Xiaofeng's usual trick, "My boyfriend is still outside, do I dare to flirt with my girlfriend in broad daylight?" ”

"There's no flirting, so why are you letting the eldest girl look at this, it's the same as the Spring Palace?" The old woman quit.

"Isn't that the picture of the "Plain Girl Sutra"? Didn't you just say it all? ”

"Humph!" I didn't expect the old woman to quit, "You say, why don't you teach me this thing, you have to teach it to a little girl?" ”

"Wouldn't you?" The old man said.

"No, you can't learn." The old woman gave him a blank look, "Since it's as good as you say, why don't you use it with me?" ”

"You?" Old man Wu opened his mouth wide.

"Yes, people are your wife, you learned this, don't use it with me, who will you use it with?" The old woman pointed to a picture, as if she had regained her youth, so charming that she couldn't do it, "Husband, tonight, let's come." ”

"Don't! I'm not seven days old yet! Old man Wu protested.

But the old woman threw herself into the old man's arms, blushing with shame, "Husband, don't wait for seven days." The slave family wants it now, and it needs it now! ”

"Don't!" Old man Wu cried out miserably.

It's over, it's over, the essence that I have saved so hard in the past few days is going to be taken away by this old woman in advance! Help me!?????? Xiao Feng and Ruxue walked out of Old Man Wu's house.

"Sister Ruxue, that old man really didn't do anything to you, right? How did he teach you such obscene kung fu? "The suspicious little wind is still not at ease.

"What can he do to me?" Ruxue said angrily, "Xiaofeng, you said he was obscene, I think you are even more obscene!" ”

Ruxue's attitude seemed to have changed, and Xiaofeng vaguely smelled an ominous smell.

"Sister Ruxue, what do you mean by this?"

"Let me ask you, whose yin qi did you inhale when you turned the world upside down that day?" Ruxue's hand was on her chest and she looked at Xiaofeng coldly.

"Well, it's not for nothing." Xiaofeng was embarrassed, "Where have I talked to other women?" Oh, I did it myself. I lied to the old man. That's right, I'm with myself. ”

"Lu Xiaofeng, are you still lying to me?" Ruxue said sternly, "You're still pretending, you continue to pretend!" ”

Her face was very serious, her eyes were very stern, and the pungent teacher's face was revealed again.

"This, this." Xiaofeng was silent.

An Aries man can't deceive a Scorpio woman no matter what.

"You say, are you with Xiaoyu, oh no, Xiaoyu is impossible. Do you have a leg with that Tang Lulu, that female nurse? Oh, you said you were still gun buddies. Oh, I see, the gun buddy you're talking about is the kind of gun buddy in bed. I see, I see! "Ruxue is a little hysterical.

"What are you talking nonsense? Tang Lulu: I haven't got it yet. Xiaofeng was in a hurry and said his sincere words.

"What? Haven't got it yet? Ruxue was stunned.

Old man Wu is right, this Xiaofeng has a peach blossom face, and there are countless women around him.

I'm eight years old, and now, he's going to like me because I'm young. However, when I get old, won't he like someone else?

Ruxue finally understood that many sibling relationships would eventually be the cause of bitter fruit.

She felt a sense of despair and helplessness, turned around and ran, tears streaming down her face.

Lu Xiaofeng, I don't want to see you again!

"Sister Ruxue, Sister Ruxue, don't run!" Xiaofeng ran away when he saw Ruxue and chased after him.

However, Ruxue ran farther and farther away and soon disappeared.

Xiaofeng couldn't catch up, so he had to sigh.

This is the second time he has been "abandoned" by Ruxue.

A bitter taste surged into Xiaofeng's heart.

What does it taste like? Is it that you are also in love with her? Or is it remorse after last night's sweetness is gone?

Xiaofeng tasted the feeling of loss again.

When Xiaofeng returned home, it was already noon.

As soon as she saw her baby son come back, my mother was so happy that she died.

"Xiaofeng, where did you go last night? I didn't reply to the phone, and your sister and I searched for you everywhere, but we didn't find it, but it frightened us so much that we went to the police. When the mother saw her son, she hugged her and was about to cry.

"Mom, don't, you're suffocating me." Xiaofeng easily escaped from his mother's warm embrace, "Why are you so nervous?" Didn't I just spend the night outside? ”

"Overnight, where are you spending the night?" Mom asked.

"Oh, just spend the night at a friend's house." Xiaofeng was hungry, grabbed the nest on the dinner table, and gnawed it.

"Little Ancestor, this is cold." Mom patted Xiaofeng's hand, "Oh, by the way, who is that friend of yours?" Is it a man or a woman? ”

"Of course it's a man." The limelight is not raised.

"What? It's a man, what are you doing to spend the night at a man's house? But my mother said, "I'd rather you find a woman to spend the night." ”

"Really?" Xiao Feng's eyes widened, and the dandruff in his mouth was about to fall out.

"Yes, you hurry up and find a girlfriend, I don't care where you like to spend the night. You're like this now, a bachelor, of course your sister and I are worried about it. In the future, if you have a girlfriend, I will rest assured that I will hand you over to her. ”

"Oh, that's good." Xiao Feng was happy, "Okay, I will resolutely complete the difficult task you gave me, Mom, find a girlfriend as soon as possible, and go out for the night with her." ”

However, after finishing speaking, Xiaofeng's heart was cold again.

"Xiaofeng, to be honest, do you really have a girlfriend?" Mom sensed something was wrong and asked.

"No, where is it?" Xiaofeng waved his hand.

"No, what is it?" Suddenly, the old mother pulled out a long strand of hair on Xiaofeng's body.

There is no doubt that this is a woman's long hair??????