Chapter 362, you just jump down from here!

"You say, what the hell is going on? Have you caught the wrong person in the underworld? The little wind got angry, and grabbed the judge's collar.

"No, I'm sorry. This Uncle Lu, this, this is our mistake. The judge was so frightened that his face turned pale, "You also know that the establishment of our immigration bureau is not enough recently, and recently there have been a Shenma air crash, bird flu, and war, and many people have died." Therefore, we have not had enough police here recently, and we may not check for a while and arrest you by mistake. ”

"Is that still wrong? Can't tell the difference between men and women? Are you kidding? Is this a matter of human life? Xiao Feng was furious, "You have to be serious, serious!" How did you do it, this life-threatening thing can also be wrong? ”

"Uncle Lu, you people in the yang world will crash when you fly a plane, let alone us ghosts in the underworld?" The judge said, "Well, I'll send you back quickly, okay?" ”

"No! Is that all? Xiaofeng is gone, "This is too light, isn't it?" If you catch the wrong person in the yang world, you have to compensate the state. If you catch the wrong ghost in the underworld, of course you will compensate me for my loss! ”

"What? Still want to compensate? The judge's eyes widened, "I, we don't have this system here?" ”

"No, I have to pay too!" Xiaofeng slapped the table, "Who am I?" I am the Demon Dao Supreme, how dare you arrest me? If you don't compensate, I'll turn you upside down. ”

"My lord, you better give him some compensation." The old ghost saw that the situation was not good, and persuaded.

"But how can I compensate him?" The judge frowned, "Oh, there is. ”

As he spoke, he took out a stack of money from a drawer and handed it to Xiaofeng.

"Lu, Uncle Lu, this is my salary last month. Otherwise, it's all for you, okay? ”

"That's pretty much it." Xiaofeng smiled, but when he saw the money, he was annoyed, "What did you give me?" ”

"What? Isn't that money? Don't you people in the yang world like this money? The judge was stunned.

"What kind of money are you? Damn, it's all dark coins, how can I use it? ”

"Stygian? You're in the underworld, of course, with the Underworld. You want money from the sun, and I don't have it here. The judge grimaced.

"This money, it's useless for me to go back to the yang world." Xiao Feng handed the dark coin to the old ghost, "Uncle, this money is for you." ”

"Huh? This can't be helped, this can't be helped. "How dare the old ghost ask for the judge's money?

"Tell you to take it, and you will take it. Judge, did you give this to this old man? Xiaofeng glared at the judge fiercely.

"Oh, yes, yes. Sir, you can take it. The judge wiped the sweat from his forehead, "We are also public servants of the ghost people, you ghost people are our food and clothing parents, my money is to honor my parents, should, should." ”

Xiaofeng smiled, "It's pretty much the same, it's still your filial piety!" Old man, you can take it. ”

"Huh?" The old ghost was trembling at this time, he hadn't taken so much money from the hands of a government official, and he was also a judge, he was very excited, "Xie Lu Xie!" Xie Lu, Lord Xie, you love the people like a son! ”

"Thank you for your hair?" Xiao Feng scoffed, "They are the ones who are officials, and they are your sons." You are a father, and you also say thank you to your son. I tell you, I will repair you rulers of the underworld first. When I go back, I will repair those officials in the yang world, so that they can know that the common people are not their children, but their parents! ”

The pioneer of anti-corruption and clean government is none other than Lu Xiaofeng!

"Alright, Judge, I don't want your money. By the way, do you have any other good stuff? Oh, by the way, I remembered, I have a classmate's soul running away, is there any way to recall it? ”

The judge had an idea, "Oh, yes, I'll give you something." ”

With that, he took out another thing from the drawer.

Xiaofeng pursed his lips and thought: Why is your drawer like Doraemon's treasure chest, you have everything?

"Uncle Lu, when we meet for the first time, I don't have anything to compensate you. So, this spiritualist mirror, I'll give it to you. The judge handed Xiao Feng an antique mirror, "This is an antique, it's very valuable." ”

"What is this?" Xiaofeng looked left and right, but he still couldn't understand it.

"Oh, this is the Soul Mirror, which is a magic weapon that can summon the souls of the people in the yang world." The judge said.

"Oh? So good, huh? Xiaofeng grabbed the mirror in his hand and looked back and forth, "What about the dead people?" Can their souls be recalled? ”

"Naturally, it won't work, it can only be an unconscious person, and you can recall his gone soul."

Xiaofeng thought of Chang Guangguang, "Ha Luha, that's good." Okay, this thing is your compensation for me. ”

"Uncle Lu, I've offended you a lot, I'll send you back now. Still, though. The judge was embarrassed, "But you must be calm then." ”

"Calm down, calm down what?" Xiaofeng was a little confused.

"When the time comes, you'll know. Come, please come with me. ”

Xiao Feng followed the judge to a high platform behind this building.

There were already a lot of bull heads and horses standing on the side of the platform.

"Hello, sir." Seeing the judge, these bulls and horses stood upright.

"Oh, Uncle Lu, you just jump off this platform, it's fine." The judge said.

"What? You made me jump? What are you doing? Are you going to murder me? Xiaofeng was taken aback.

Rub, you judge, I just hit you, and you want me to jump?

Xiaofeng remembered a movie about the already very old Dog Riguo, and there was a classic clip in it.

"So-and-so, you just jump off here. Didn't so-and-so already jump? You can jump down from here. ”

"Uncle Lu, how dare I harm you? This is the reincarnation platform, jump from here, and you can return to the yang world. The judge said aggrievedly.

"You're going to send me back this way, huh? I thought you were sending me back by plane, at least by car. Xiaofeng was depressed.

The judge was even more depressed. Plane? Car? I can't send you back even if I use a rocket?

"Brother Lu, you misunderstood the chief." The old ghost smiled, "This reincarnation platform is the way for our ghost clan to return to the yang world. ”

"So? So, why don't you go back from here? You can jump from here, huh? Xiaofeng asked.

The old ghost coughed, "We, we have long been nostalgic for life in this yang world. Or is it better that there is no pollution, no fighting, and there will be no accidents and deaths, how good is it? Why do I want to go back to the yang world? Isn't that hell? ”

"Oh." Xiao Feng nodded, he finally understood.

Perhaps, for the ghost clan living in the underworld, this yang world is equivalent to their underworld, hell.

Also, if it weren't for the nostalgia for my mother, sister and Sister Ruxue, I might have liked living here.

"Even if some of us here want to jump from here, it's impossible. Here, 365 days, 24 hours, there is the protection of bull heads and horses, and no ghost can easily run in, let alone jump down! The judge said.

Those bulls and horses immediately saluted and shouted: "Defend the reincarnation platform and resolutely prevent illegal ghosts from smuggling!" ”

Dare to love the anti-smuggling of the underworld, and it is still very well done.

"Alright then, then I'll believe you." Xiao Feng put the soul mirror into his arms, "Okay, uncle, see you again!" Oh, I don't know when we will see you again, so let's not see you again. ”

"Brother Lu, take care all the way!" The old man also beckoned.

"Uncle Lu, let's get on the road. Oh, I just received a phone call that I heard that you are a natural god and will most likely become a god in the future. Uncle Lu, after you become a god in the future, you must not blame the little one for being rude today! The judge answered a phone call just now, and he quickly said apologetically when he mistakenly arrested a person who was born with a divine body.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, everyone is a brother, you can't know each other if you don't fight." Xiao Feng happily wrapped his arms around the judge's shoulder, "How?" Your Excellency, why don't you jump down with me, and why don't you go to the sun to have a look?" ”

The judge was terrified, "This, I won't go over this." I'm busy with work, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. ”

"Good, good. Then I'll leave it at that. Xiao Feng arched his hand at the judge and the old ghost, jumped onto the reincarnation platform, and from there, jumped down into a white mist below.

A strong sense of falling immediately enveloped Xiaofeng's consciousness.

Master, I'm back in the yang world again!

I'm back??????