One of the 2 Chicken Killers in Jianghu Outside the Jianghu
The long mountain road seemed so long, and Lu Wenzi walked forward with a hunched waist, his movements were very slow, like an old ox holding goods. Fang was beaten just now, and it was a blessing to escape.
This matter starts here, Lu Wenzi wants to be a bad guy, because bad guys are not bullied by others, but they can also bully others.
Last night, I went to the fisherman's house to rob it, but the fisherman's family had no money, so I broke a few taels of silver. So he was unwilling, and ran to the house of the rich man in the neighboring village, but he didn't even see him, and he was blasted out by the servant in charge, all of which blamed himself for being too kind.
Lu Wenzi secretly swore that he would kill people in the future for robbery, even his chickens, ducks, geese and dogs. What rich and poor, old and weak, women and children, these terms will not exist in his eyes in the future. However, he still can't change it, and he carries a big knife on his back all day long to steal chickens and dogs, which is not actually stealing, it is just taking other people's things without others knowing, and hiding them elsewhere.
Just when Lu Wenzi was about to pluck the hen of the landlord's house in a neighboring village and prepare to improve his food tonight, people from several nearby villages broke into his house and wanted to drive him away. The reason is that all the chickens raised in the surrounding villages are gone, and everyone agrees that Lu Wenzi stole them. So I went to his house, and sure enough, I caught it right!
The chicken that was plucked by Lu Wenzi with only a butt of hair was about to be amnestied, and he walked towards his master. The landlord kicked the chicken away, "I don't have such a shameless chicken in my family!"
Lu Wenzi: "......"
Villager: "Let's go up and get him out of the village!"
Lu Wenzi: "Wait, you said I stole your chickens, didn't I put the money on your door frame?"
"No, everybody, get him out of the village. ”
The villagers present rushed up, with a flat shoulder and a hoe, and covered Lu Wenzi's body together.
Even if he tried his best, he couldn't stop the attacks of so many people. took a few flat shoulders and punched a few punches, and Lu Wenzi originally wanted them to vent their anger. But those people are fighting more and more, and they can't wait to blame Lu Wenzi for all the things that don't go well.
Lu Wenzi originally wanted to go back to the house and get his knife and run for his life. Then he thought about it, the most important thing for him now was to run for his life, and the knife was worth his life? Lu Wenzi looked at the number of people beating him and couldn't count, so he squeezed out of the crowd with his body. As soon as he reached the entrance of the village, a choking smell came to him, and he was dizzy and planted in the ditch and fainted.
2
When Lu Wenzi woke up, it was already noon the next day, and he found himself lying in a thatched hut, although the utensils in the house were broken, but the inside was very tidy. "Hey, what about people?" No one answered, shouted again, or no one answered, Lu Wenzi felt something wrong in his heart, and rushed out of the courtyard regardless of the pain on his body, and outside the courtyard, there was a white-haired old man sitting in front of the railing with a pile of bamboos in front of him, which looked like he was on the fence.
Lu Wenzi stepped forward and asked tentatively, "Hey, old man, you saved me?"
There was no answer.
Lu Wenzi reflected: "It may be that the way I asked myself was wrong. ”
So, he changed his tone and asked again, "Excuse me, did I save it from your old man?"
Still no answer.
Lu Wenzi was anxious, "Gently patted the old man's shoulder, and the old man's shoulder tilted and a ball fell, and rolled in front of Lu Wenzi with a grunt."
"Wow-" Lu Wenzi was so distraught that he almost collapsed to the ground. When his heart wasn't beating so fast, he stood up and took a closer look, and he found that there was no blood on the broken neck of the old man!
This, not surprising.
3
Lu Wenzi let out a long breath, "Sure enough, it's not a real person, it's just a wooden statue." ”
Although the wooden head was about the size of a life-size head, it could be seen from the stiff facial features that it was not real.
"Hey, who told you to break my grandfather?" asked a little girl in blue, pinching her waist and looking a little angry.
"Your grandfather?"
"It's not my grandfather, it's your grandfather. ”
Lu Wenzi really didn't believe that the girl in front of him was called a wooden sculpture called grandpa, and reasoned like this: his grandmother. It is very likely that her parents are wood carvings, and she herself may also be wood carvings, in short, their family may be wood carvings.
"Hey, I said what are you thinking about? You knocked my grandfather down and didn't help him up!"
This shout pulled Lu Wenzi out of his thoughts, he was originally going to help him up, but after thinking about it, as a big husband, how could a big bad guy listen to a woman's call? "What if you don't help me?"
"If you don't help me, what can I do to you?" the little girl's eyes were red, and she seemed to be about to cry.
"Okay, okay, I'll pick it up. Lu Wenzi reluctantly agreed, he was most afraid of others crying, he would be uncomfortable when others cried, and even more uncomfortable if a girl cried.
4
Lu Wenzi helped the woman's grandfather.
The two entered the room and sat on the stool, and the woman smiled, "I'm your savior, can you show something?"
That night, the last bit of money bought a chicken from a landlord in a neighboring village, but before he could finish plucking his feathers, the people came to the door in a rage. Not only did he not take the money, but his ancestral four-foot-long knife was also left in the village.
I saw Lu Wenzi clasp his palms together and said, "Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, why do you need to reciprocate?"
A tea bowl suddenly flew over and knocked him down.
Why did this girl react so much?
5
"I don't have any money, so it's a big deal that I promise it. Lu Wenzi rubbed his face, he didn't expect this thin little girl to have such a strong strength. Can't afford to provoke it, can't you afford it? Hehe, Lu Wenzi heard that the most taboo thing for these women is to be molested by a man, you can't be angry, won't you let me go this time?
Who knows, as soon as he said this, the girl immediately became happy, "Okay, that's what you said! ”
", I picked up a daughter-in-law for no reason. Lu Wenzi couldn't believe it, happiness always came so suddenly.
6
But sudden happiness is always unexpected.
Looking at his appearance in the mirror wearing bridal makeup, Lu Wenzi wanted to die, this feeling was that he was a bride.
It's over, if you go back to worship the ancestors this time without the villagers driving him away, he himself will have to leave, a big man is someone else's bride, it is very embarrassing, and he is very sorry for his ambition to be a bad person, when a bad person should be a good wine constantly, full of beautiful women. In contrast, he might as well find a deep mountain and forest to hide and live for the rest of his life.
At this time, the woman opened the door and said, "Go." ”
"Where are you going?
"Go to the mountains, change your clothes, come back and say goodbye. ”
"Mountain?" Lu Wenzi broke out in a cold sweat.
7
The mountains here are rampant with thieves and thieves, especially the White Horse Gang, who are ruthless, and somehow now they are robbing the sugar gourds in the hands of children.
Being a bad guy has always been Lu Wenzi's dream, and he once went to be a bandit. As a result, he couldn't even kill chickens, let alone the sugar gourd of the strong child, and was driven down.
So, he was angry and worked hard, practiced hard day and night, practiced for two years, and finally learned to pluck chicken feathers.
(To be continued)