The Big Bone Feast is actually a kind of hot pot, where you eat the bones first, and then put seasonal vegetables and fungus, mushrooms, sheep blood, tofu, bean skin, kelp, vermicelli and other dishes into the hot pot. Because the bone broth is delicious and nutritious, it is popular to drink soup and eat hot pot.

When Chen Guan took Lei Zhimin to the old Zheng family's big bone banquet hotel, it was already full of people.

It is a courtyard facing the street, with four two-story buildings on the street, and three rows of twelve tables on the concrete floor in front of the door. On the first floor, there are facilities such as operation rooms and a few desks, and on the second floor there are four private rooms.

At this time, the sun has not yet set, the tables on the empty field outside the hotel are almost full, and the diners are shouting waiters and waiters, ordering food, calling friends and friends, and it is very lively!

Chen looked at it, and most of the people sitting outside were businessmen, who seemed to be begging for a living in the mine, speaking rudely and with a very mixed accent.

If you build a yard in Tonghua Town and open a restaurant, business will be very good! It is better to build another bath for the townspeople and the mine owners and migrant workers to bathe, and business must be very prosperous.

Chen Guan has only been in Tonghua Town for a long time, and he has already found that there is no bath here, and people's hygiene habits are not good. This is far less than the remote Wulongyu.

When he thought of this, Chen Guan was a little worried, worried that Tonghua Town would not know how long the current prosperity would last, and he was afraid that once the mine fell, the prosperity of Tonghua Town would definitely disappear, and the real estate built would be worthless.

Think about this kind of worry is superfluous, mining to make money, the market in Tonghua Town is up, the surrounding people will gradually come to the town to buy a house, the population of the town will increase year by year, and the hotel and bathhouse may still be prosperous.

Lei Zhimin didn't know that Chen Guan would have this idea in an instant, and led Chen Guan to the hotel.

The chapter was booked early, and it was a private room on the second floor.

When I went upstairs, I saw that Chengzhang had arrived and was ordering food.

As soon as he saw Chen Guan, Chengzhang asked anxiously: "Have you been notified of everything?" ”

Cheng Zhang was worried that Li Juan would not come, so he asked Chen Guan with a ghost in his heart and very skillfully!

Chen watched it funny, and wanted to tease Chen Guan, so he deliberately hung his appetite: "Lao Zhao will arrive in a while, and Li Juan said that he wanted to read at night." ”

Cheng Zhang was anxious for a moment: "You are such a big team leader, you are majestic, you can't call anyone, why aren't you stupid?" ”

Damn, that's not polite at all! It seems that Chengzhang really regards Chen Guan as his junior brother!

Chen Guan said slowly: "Later, Li Juan still decided to come. ”

Chengzhang immediately said: "I said, there is nothing you can't do!" ”

Chen Guan smiled at once.

Chengzhang was a little embarrassed, stuffed the menu into Chen Guan's hand, and muttered: "Whatever you want to eat, I just have to pay for it!" ”

Chen Guan will not feel sorry for the money, because he graduated three years early and became a judge, although there will be no big money, but there will always be small money. This is like a Chinese cigarette hidden in the drawer of the same policeman and Lei Zhimin. After all, Tonghua Town is a mining area, and there are many bosses and things!

Chen ordered the big bone hot pot, and then ordered hand-cut mutton and beef, and then ordered shiitake mushrooms, mushrooms, fungus, tofu, locally produced vermicelli and seasonal vegetables, and specially asked for a plate of tomatoes and a plate of green onions.

Ordering good food, Chen Guan thought that he was angry with Sun Yucheng in the afternoon, and he had to drink some good wine to vent his anger, so he ordered Fenjiu.

It's a pity that the old Zheng family's big bone banquet was developed by a farmer's hotel, and the grade is not high, and there is no good Fen wine. Chen Guan was thinking about what kind of wine to order, and Chengzhang told him not to order cigarettes and alcohol, and brought it himself, which was Fenjiu.

The dish was just ordered, but before it was served, Zhao Liucai came and brought two guys. As soon as they met, Zhao Liucai introduced that one of these two people was from the town tax office and the other was from the finance office. The name of the tax office is Liu Funian, and the name of the finance office is Zhang Liang, both of whom are middle-aged people around 50 years old.

Zhao Liucai said that Lao Liu and Lao Zhang both wanted to know Chen Guan, so they came together.

In fact, Lei Zhimin, Cheng Zhang, Lao Liu, and Lao Zhang are all familiar with each other, but Chen Guan is new and does not know him.

After a little greeting, Zhao Liucai began to beckon everyone to take a seat and called the waiter to serve the food.

The big bone feast is different from other hot pots, the bones are boiled and served first, and then the dishes are served in the pot after eating.

Seeing that Li Juan had not yet arrived, Chen Guan, who knew what he was thinking, hurriedly stopped Zhao Liucai, told the boss to slow down, and waited for everyone to arrive before going to the pot.

Zhao Liucai noticed that Li Juan was missing!

waited for a long time, and Zhao Liucai asked Chen Guan why he offended Sun Yucheng?

Where would Chen Guan offend Sun Yucheng, it was Sun Yucheng who didn't give Chen Guan a good face! It's just that Chen Guan didn't expect Zhao Liucai to ask such a question.

Chen Guan said that he had just arrived, and there was no problem of offending Director Sun, but that Director Sun saw him young, guided him, and helped him.

Zhao Liucai said that Tonghua Town was too small, and if you fart in the east, you can hear it in the west. A string of sweet potatoes was hung at the door of the police station, and the butcher shop who sold meat shouted to buy it quickly, and if you don't buy it, the pigs will be stolen! In Tonghua Town, there are no secrets. Including whose mother-in-law's pants are loose, whose man is drunk and touches someone else's kang, the whole town will soon know about it. No, Chen Guan went to Sun Yucheng to ask for leave in the afternoon and touched the nail, and Zhao Liucai heard about it on the way to dinner.

When Cheng Zhang heard this, he said directly: "This Director Sun is too inauthentic, Chen Guan just came, where will he offend him?" He is jealous, jealous that Chen Guan has solved Jia Yaomin's case when he first came, and he has done it so beautifully, and he wants to try to rectify Chen Guan! Typical unloading mills and killing donkeys, crossing rivers and demolishing bridges! ”

There are many people in the hotel, Chen Guan didn't want everyone to talk about Sun Yucheng, so he interrupted and said, Lao Zhao is old, he is not angry, he always speaks with color, he can take a woman with a woman in every sentence, and he doesn't speak without a woman.

Zhang Liang immediately agreed: "That's it, that's it!" Lao Zhao is that kind of person! Xiao Chen, you just came here and don't know how to do it, last year Lao Zhao drank too much, and when he came home, he couldn't touch the door, so he lay down in the pigsty and hugged his old sow and fell asleep. As soon as I reached out and touched it, I touched the two rows of tits of the old sow. Lao Zhao immediately shouted: Wife, when did you buy another set of double-breasted woolen suits? ”

Chen Guan, Lei Zhimin, Cheng Zhang, and Liu Funian all laughed.

Zhao Liucai immediately counterattacked: "Hello, you have a good color, drink too much, climb on your wife and shout the name of Lao Liu's wife, let your wife kick you down, when I don't know what to do!" ”

This time Liu Funian is also on board!

Liu Funian said to Chen Guan: "Xiao Chen, you just came, I don't know what kind of goods Lao Zhao is. This thing is broken! One year, Lao Zhao went up the mountain to hunt rabbits and beat more than a dozen at once. Guess where he got this rabbit? ”

Chen Guan knew where to know the Tao and shook his head.

Liu Funian is selling Guanzi, and the following is in the back: "There is a widow in Dongtonghua Village in the east of our town, who looks good. Lao Zhao, a fool, went to the widow's house with a dozen rabbits on his back, trying to do something good! Who knows that there are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, and people usually don't open the door at night, and no one knocks on the door. Lao Zhao had no choice, so he put all a dozen rabbits at the door of the widow's house. The next day, as soon as the widow opened the door, she saw a dozen dead rabbits arranged in order, and she slipped out of her mouth and fainted to death. After the worst, he was found by his neighbors and sent to the health center for rescue for half a day. In this matter, everyone in the town knew that Lao Zhao did it, but this product was still pretending to be the same as someone who didn't have it. The widow was so angry that she went to find Lao Zhao and blocked his door to prevent him from going to work. Lao Zhao, is there such a thing? ”

Zhao Liucai laughed, saying that Lao Liu was spreading rumors, where was that!

Zhang Liang said, "Okay, don't be yellow." Xiao Chen looks like a hairy guy who doesn't know anything, and his hair hasn't grown yet! You two don't take Xiao Chen badly! ”

That's what I said!

Chen Guan can see clearly, Zhao Liucai, Liu Funian, and Zhang Liang are like-minded, and they have a good relationship!

Don't let him talk about pornography, but Zhao Liucai couldn't hold it back, and asked Chen Guan: "Do you have a girlfriend?" ”

Chen Guan said: "I said on the way to Yangshan, there is! ”

Zhao Liucai asked Cheng Zhang and Lei Zhimin again, what do they know about the Dao of the Dao, but what is the woman of the Dao?

Cheng Zhang and Lei Zhimin's faces were red, and they quickly lowered their heads and said nothing, and from time to time they secretly looked up at Zhao Liucai, how high their ears were, for fear of missing a word!

Zhao Liucai grasped the psychology of Chen Guan, Chengzhang, and Lei Zhimin, they are all adolescent young people, who will naturally get an erection when they wake up in the morning, and their hearts are restless, full of desire for the opposite sex. Let Zhao Liucai say this, it would be strange if they didn't want to hear it!

Zhao Liucai said to Chen Guan: "I'll make a riddle, guess it, guess right, I'll pay for tonight's treat, and don't let Chengzhang spend money." If you guess wrong, it's still a treat. Do you think it's okay? ”

This is very fair, Chen Guan is very confident in his IQ, so he nodded in agreement.

Zhao Liucai pretended to cough a few times, cleared his throat, and then said: "Listen well: look at the darkness, smell the stench, touch it thin, and make it beautiful!" Answer: The name of a human organ! Go ahead! ”

Zhao Liucai spoke the local dialect of Mingshui, which sounded subdued, and he himself shook his head and was triumphant, as if this mystery was his treasure at the bottom of the box.

Chen Guan is still a virgin, where can he know what Zhao Liucai is talking about?

Zhao Liucai said triumphantly: "You can't answer, right?" Do you want my Lao Zhao to tell you? ”

Chen Guan immediately said: "No, what good words can you say from Lao Zhao's mouth!" ”

Chen Guan didn't let him say, Zhao Liucai had to say it!

I heard Zhao Liucai say: "Don't look at your Xiao Chen's majesty on Yangshan, take Boss Guo in the palm of your hand and rub it as much as you want!" Today, my Lao Zhao is stumped by you! Your young man is handsome and has great skills, no matter how fierce a man is, he has to hide when he sees you, and no matter how beautiful a woman is, she won't move her eyes when she sees you! You are so powerful, why can't you guess our old Zhao's riddle? Let me tell you, the mystery is the woman's thing, which is called the door of life by university scholars, called female genitalia in medical books, called holes and holes in pornographic books and periodicals sold on the stalls, and cunt in the mouths of ordinary people, which is a corpse under the word "acupoint". Got it! ”

Chen Guan was dumbfounded when he heard this, and it took him a long time to react, pointing at Zhao Liucai and saying hatefully: "Say you are sexy, you are really sexy!" You're not an ordinary man, you've become an old rascal! ”

Zhao Liucai immediately called Liu Funian: "Old rascal, Xiao Chen said about you!" ”

Liu Funian's mouth opened: "Fart!" My surname is Liu, but I'm not busy, I don't have anything to do with the ball during the day, and I don't have anything to do with the ball at night. Xiao Chen is talking about you, you are a veritable old rascal! ”

Chen Guan, who reacted, looked at Zhao Liucai's obscene face, and felt funny, feeling that this Zhao Liucai was afraid that he had never been out of Tonghua Town in his life, and he was afraid that there was only one woman he had seen.

Zhao Liucai saw Chen looking at him with a wicked smile on his face, and he didn't know what bad idea Lu Dao was pondering, so he said, "Team Leader Chen, Xiao Chen, don't be unconvinced." You met our old Zhao, that is a famous teacher! What I teach, you will never be able to use for the rest of your life! ”

Chen Guan pouted, and his face was full of ridicule: "Lao Zhao, let me tell you a story, there is a farmer's wife who woke up from a nap and ate a baked persimmon, which felt very beautiful, so he was very happy: I want the queen to wake up after taking a nap and eat baked persimmons, how happy it should be!" ”

Roasted persimmons are ripe persimmons, red and soft, and full of juice.

Zhao Liucai didn't stare at him all of a sudden: "What do you mean?" ”

The look of ridicule on Chen Guan's face became even stronger: "It means that you, like the farmer's wife, ate a baked persimmon by yourself, and you feel that the queen mother wants to eat baked persimmons when she wakes up from a nap, and I don't know that the queen can drink milk, drink all kinds of juices, and drinks." ”

Zhao Liucai glared at him: "Don't you mean that I am from a small place, I have never seen the world, and I sit in a well and watch the sky?" ”

Chen Guan's eyes were full of ridicule: "Lao Zhao, let me tell you, in "Golden Vase Plum", it is written that Ximen Qing went to prostitution, and the bitch Zheng Aiyue washed her lower body before going to bed, which is still the lowest level of society. Emperor Qianlong's fragrant concubine is said to be full of different fragrances, which makes people smell intoxicated, and Emperor Qianlong loves her very much. Up to now, the Old Summer Palace in Beijing still has the ruins of the palace built by Emperor Qianlong for Concubine Xiang. Our Tonghua Town is high and short of water, and many women have not bathed for many years, so there are the four riddles you summarized. Do you smell the smell of those celebrities and noblewomen? Even if the average city woman takes a bath often, there will be no smell on her body. What do you want me to say? This life is in vain! ”

Liu Funian and Zhang Liang immediately smiled and said that Zhao Liucai had lived in vain in his life, and when he went home at night, he quickly bought a piece of soap and asked his wife to wash his body, so as not to be ashamed of saying anything!

Zhao Liucai was embarrassed, scratched his head, and then said: "Damn, it's really in vain!" ”

A few people were talking to each other, and Li Juan came.

At this time, Zhao Liucai, Zhang Liang, and Liu Funian were all honest, and the yellow jokes, meat talks, and jokes all came to an abrupt end, and they were ready to drink in the hot pot.