51_51928Ma Xiaoyao never dreamed that one day he would put on a skirt and a wig to play the role of a 'woman'...... It's so embarrassing to be a person - for more 'fine' colors, please visit wèn

Looking at the "self" in the mirror, Ma Xiaoyao didn't know what to say.

Lei Dazhuang is also very depressed, he is a dignified man, and letting him play a 'woman' is even more uncomfortable than cutting his 'flesh'.

"There's one thing missing." The bearded man handed the four big steamed buns to Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang: "Nuo, stuff the steamed buns into the 'chest', the most important sign of a 'woman' is that the 'chest' part should be raised, if the 'chest' part is flat, it will be suspected." ”

Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang hesitated for a moment, and then slowly stuffed the steamed buns into their chests, and the 'chests' of the two of them immediately bulged, trembling and looking very 'realistic'.

The bearded man nodded with satisfaction: "Well, yes, that's perfect...... Oh, by the way, from now on, you have to learn how to walk and talk to women, and don't show your stuffing. ”

"Let's try our best......" Ma Yao nodded with a wry smile.

"Not as much as possible, but definitely." The beard said with a stern expression: "If you want to successfully escape from the United States, you must do what I say, the police of the United States would never have dreamed that you would pretend to be a 'woman', as long as you don't 'show' your flaws, you will definitely be able to 'blind' and 'mix' through the test." ”

"Got it." Ma Yao nodded.

The bearded man turned his head to look at Lei Dazhuang: "What about you?" Remember? ”

Lei Dazhuang nodded: "Remember, I won't 'show' my flaws." ”

"Well, you have to understand that I took a big risk by getting you out, and if you mess things up, I will be implicated in the end." The bearded man said uneasily.

"Don't worry, we won't bother you." Ma Xiaoyao assured.

"You guys rest, it's better not to go out if there's nothing to do, if you want to find me, just call me, my phone is on 24 hours a day." After a few words of advice, the beard turned and left.

"Alas......" Ma Xiaoyao sighed softly: "I really didn't expect that I would play the 'female' one day...... It's incredible......"

"It's really 'incredible.'" Lei Dazhuang nodded with deep feelings: "I'm not feeling strong now...... Especially the two steamed buns stuffed with the 'chest' are even more awkward......"

"Hold on for one day, and it will be safe when we leave the country." Ma Xiaoyao comforted.

"Bump!"

The iron 'door' of the lounge was suddenly pushed open, and the beard that had just left returned.

"What? Anything else? Ma Yao asked suspiciously.

"No, you put this on." The bearded man threw out two pairs of 'women's' sandals: "It's perfect after changing this one." With that, the bearded man turned and walked out.

Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang reluctantly changed into sandals, these sandals are already the largest, but they are still a little small on the feet of the two, and the most important thing is that it is awkward, how awkward it looks.

"Well, let's think it's a dream this time." Ma Xiaoyao shrugged helplessly: "I just hope this dream will wake up soon." ”

……

What happened next is enough to prove how wise the bearded decision was.

An hour later, dozens of policemen suddenly appeared at the seaside dock and forcibly searched the freighter, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang both pretended to be 'women', and they also had regular crew certificates in their hands (it was 'obtained' by the beard, it can be seen that this bearded man is very cautious and cautious), although they were face-to-face with the police, they still did not leak their identities.

After more than half an hour of searching, dozens of police officers left.

Seeing that the police had withdrawn, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, it was really too exciting and dangerous just now.

Inside a police car.

A young policeman complained to a middle-aged policeman: "I have long said that this ship will not be a problem, but you don't believe it, so you have to search it...... Okay now, toss for nothing, are you satisfied? ”

"It doesn't hurt to be careful." The middle-aged policeman said with a straight face: "If the enemy escapes under our noses, we will all be severely punished." ”

"How about you use your brain?" The young policeman pouted: "That freighter is flying the flag of the Sun Country, you should know that Huaxia and the Sun Country are not in harmony, even if the earth explodes, it is impossible for the Sun Country's freighter to 'privately' hide the Chinese people." ”

"Don't say it so absolutely." The middle-aged policeman shook his head: "I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if." ”

"Gotcha! I can't 'communicate' with you. The young policeman waved his hand impatiently: "After returning to the police station, I will apply to the above to change partners, I don't want to handle and work with you in my life." ”

"Whatever you want." The middle-aged policeman was also angry: "I've had enough of your stinky temper a long time ago!" ”

"Humph!" The young policeman snorted coldly, twisted his head to the side, and stopped paying attention to the middle-aged policeman.

……

Tang Mingchuan really had a good means, and deliberately found a freighter from the Sun Country to paralyze the police of the rice country, and now it seems that the effect is surprisingly good.

Although the beard is an authentic Sun Country, he received Tang Mingchuan's great favor a few years ago, and he has always treated Tang Mingchuan as a benefactor, and now Tang Mingchuan asked him to help save people, and the beard agreed without saying a word.

Before dawn, the freighter turned around and left the United States, and the United States police did not stop it in the slightest.

After a day and a night.

The freighter finally sailed away from the sea area divided by the United States.

"It's finally safe!" Ma Xiaoyao stood on the deck, facing the scorching sun, and waved his fist vigorously: "This time it is really a narrow escape!" Not easy...... It's not easy...... As the saying goes, if you don't die in a big disaster, you will have a blessing! I hope there will be more blessings in the future......"

Lei Dazhuang's tight heart finally let go, for so many days, he has been on high vigilance, he has not slept steadily, it looks like the whole person is a lot haggard, now that it is safe, Lei Dazhuang can finally relax.

For the sake of safety, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang continued to pretend to be 'female', and they usually stayed in the lounge without special things.

Three days later.

The freighter docked at the dock of the Sun Country, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang followed the rest of the crew to get off the freighter, and then found a hidden place to change into 'women' clothes, put on men's clothes and shoes again, and took off their wigs.

"It's still a good feeling to be a man!" Lei Dazhuang made a few movements to expand his 'chest', and the muscles and 'flesh' of his 'chest' shook and shook.

"Let's go, let's go and thank the bearded man." After Ma Xiaoyao hid the replaced 'female' clothes, wigs, and shoes, he led Lei Dazhuang to find the bearded man to thank him.

……

A restaurant with a lot of special colors.

Three men sat around the table, talking and laughing, eating and drinking.

"Brother, I toast you! Thank you for saving our lives! Ma Xiaoyao picked up his wine glass and said sincerely.

"It's not enough to raise your hands." The bearded man picked up the wine glass and touched it lightly with Ma Yao's wine glass, and then tilted his neck and dried it off.

Ma Xiaoyao is also drunk all at once, the wine of the Sun Country is somewhat different from the wine of Huaxia, the wine of the Sun Country is sweeter and the degree is relatively low, while the wine of the Huaxia Country is not only spicy, but also has a high degree, it is estimated that because of cultural differences, the wine produced is not the same.

"Actually...... The one you should be most grateful for is Tang. After drinking a few glasses of wine, his face began to redden: "If it wasn't for Brother Tang asking me to help me, I wouldn't have been able to save you." ”

"Well, that's for sure, when I return to Huaxia, I will definitely thank Old Tang solemnly." Ma Yao nodded.

"After drinking this wine, you can find a place to sleep well, and leave tomorrow at dawn." The bearded man spat out the smell of wine and said, "When you go to the dock, you can easily find a boat to Huaxia, but ...... Maybe 'spend' a little more......"

"Money is not a problem, as long as you can return to China safely." Ma Xiaoyao went out this time, but he brought a lot of money, just to prevent accidents.

"Come, let's drink! Today we are going to be the most restless! ”

"That's right! Don't get drunk! ”

"Cheers!"

"!"

……

After drinking a meal, Ma Xiaoyao, Lei Dazhuang and Luo Beard were all drunk, especially Luo Beard, who fell asleep directly on the table, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang walked staggeringly, barely able to stay awake.

This night, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang stayed in the Sun Country.

Sleep until dawn.

After saying goodbye to the bearded man, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang walked directly to the dock, and after 'spending' a lot of money, they finally got on the boat to Huaxia.

Ma Xiaoyao stood at the bow of the boat, looking at the endless sea, and silently read in his heart: Huaxia, my home! I'm finally going back!

After two days and one night, the ship finally docked at Huaxia Wharf.

Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang jumped off the boat, looking at the familiar scene in front of them and smelling the familiar air, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang were very 'excited', and after thousands of hardships, the two finally returned to their homeland.

"It's back! It's finally back!! Ma Xiaoyao took a deep breath of air: "It's still the air in China that smells comfortable!" ”

"Brother Ma, what should we do next? Do you want to go directly to the capital? Lei Dazhuang asked.

"There's no hurry." Ma Xiaoyao waved his hand: "Let's find a hotel first, take a good bath, sleep, and then go to the capital after recuperating enough 'spirit'." After speaking, Ma Xiaoyao raised his feet and walked forward.

Lei Dazhuang hurriedly followed.

On this day, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang were very busy, first of all, they went to the mobile phone store to buy two new mobile phones, and then went to the mobile business hall to make up for the previous mobile phone number, after 'getting', Ma Xiaoyao called Tang Mingchuan to report his safety, and heard that after Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang returned to Hu Xia safely, Tang Mingchuan's heart that had been hanging for many days finally let go.

After making the call, Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang went to the mall to buy a few more clothes, then went to the restaurant to have a big meal, and finally found a hotel to take a bath and sleep.

All in all, they've had a very busy day.

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