No jokes

"It's not your little Kunlun who has the final say." A phantom shadow rushed out of Sun Xiaochan's head, which was actually an Arhat with a height of 1,000 feet, three heads and six arms, holding guns, knives, swords, halberds, hammers, and whips in six hands, and his eyes radiated golden light, murderous.

Zhang Jun: "There are seniors." Then he threw the demon pestle over. These eight demon-subduing treasure pestles are quasi-Daluo-level magic weapons, and even if they can't exert their full power, their lethality is still amazing.

Sun Xiaochan took the demon subduing treasure pestle, and with a flick of one arm, the three demons sealed inside rushed into the sky, forming a demon array in an instant, surrounding Jiang Fengxian's heaven and earth law.

Jiang Fengxian glanced at the three demons disdainfully, and said, "Just the demons, what can you do to me?" After speaking, the Kunlun Mirror suspended above his head flashed, shooting out a brilliant golden light, and hit the three demons directly. There were hundreds of millions of runes flickering above the golden light, and if you looked closely, you could find that the words were all in the shape of a sword, and they were extremely sharp.

"Sila!"

It was like a knife cutting through jade, and as soon as the golden light swirled around the heads of the three demons, it cut them into six sections. The three demons all let out a terrible scream, turning into bursts of black smoke and returning to the eight demon subduing treasure pestles, if they didn't all have the imprint of life, they would have been killed. Even so, the three major demons were all extremely seriously injured, and there was no way to recover without three or five months.

As soon as the Kunlun Mirror defeated the three major demons, the power was beyond everyone's expectations, Sun Xiaochan said solemnly: "Kunlun's inheritance is really terrifying, this Kunlun Mirror should be imitated, right?" Imitations have such power, I don't know how powerful the real Kunlun Mirror is?"

Jiang Fengxian said proudly: "That's right, although it is only an imitation of the Kunlun Mirror, it also has the lethality of the emperor level. Sun Xiaochan, do you still want to fight me?"

Sun Xiaochan laughed "haha", and the six weapons in the hands of the Heaven and Earth Law Minister shone at the same time, and the aura of the avenue was swirling around his body, and there were bursts of Zen singing. As soon as they felt this might, everyone was shocked in their hearts: "They are all magic weapons that manifest their peaks!"

It turned out that the six hands of Jiang Fengxian Heaven and Earth Law Minister were all emperor-level magic weapons! Once their power was released, it was earth-shattering, and even Jiang Fengxian changed color for it.

"It deserves the name of killing Buddha! Sun Xiaochan, I underestimated you! He slowly urged the Kunlun Mirror and began to brew a thunderous blow. Although the other party has six imperial weapons, he is still not afraid.

Seeing that a vicious battle was about to start, Zhang Jun couldn't help but worry, the two saints fought with emperor-level magic weapons, this small world of Wudang Mountain was afraid that it would be beaten into ruins, he was about to say something, when he suddenly saw a sloppy Taoist man come out of the crowd below, he said loudly: "Stop!"

Looking at this sloppy Taoist, Zhang Jun's eyes suddenly widened, and he shouted, "Crazy Taoist!"

Isn't the person who came crazy, who is the Taoist? He was followed by a big black dog with smooth oil, and when he saw Zhang Junle running over, the person stood up, two dog paws on his shoulders, and the dog's tongue licked his face.

"Smack!" Zhang Jun slapped Da Hei aside, and the latter looked at him with a resentful face, tears in his eyes.

Everyone also saw the crazy Taoist with different expressions, and Sun Xiaochan immediately shouted: "Wu Nadao, you stole the Buddha's jade chicken that day?"

The crazy Taoist smiled "hee-hee": "Offended, offended, Xiaodao was really hungry that day, and when he saw that there was a chicken in your yard, he reluctantly ate it, and the taste was still very good."

Sun Xiaochan's nose was crooked, and he pointed at the fingers of the mad Taoist and trembled: "You bastard!" That jade chicken has been raised by the Buddha for nine years, and it is already psychic, and it was actually killed and eaten by you, you ......"

The madman immediately turned around and kicked Dahei, scolding, "Dead dog! They all said don't steal chickens to eat, steal and steal, and let the owner see it, what a bastard! ”

Da Hei's expression of injustice makes people wonder if it really stole the chicken, I'm afraid it has suffered on behalf of the owner at this moment, right?

Luojiashan's smiling mother-in-law was the most ugly one, she snorted coldly and said, "Crazy Daoist, do you still dare to appear in front of me and beg for a beating?"

The madman shrunk his neck and said with a dry smile: "That day, the old man just asked your mother-in-law a few questions, why do you still hold a grudge?"

A few questions? Everyone was suspicious, what kind of question made the smiling mother-in-law, who had always had a good temper, blacken her face? They soon learned the answer, and the laughing mother-in-law said angrily: "Ask questions? Your first question is to ask the old woman if she has ever been married; The second question asked the old woman if she had ever given birth. Hum! Crazy man, what are you not begging for?"

Everyone rolled their eyes, this guy is tired, right? actually came to the door tiáo to laugh at the mother-in-law! That's a virgin!

Zhang Jun was speechless directly, he turned around, as if he didn't know the person in front of him at all.

And the fact is not over, Ji Fuzi jumped out again and accused the madman of pulling out a few of his magic medicines. Su Taidou scolded even more, it sounded like he made a bet with a crazy man, but the other party cheated, and he lost a superb purple clay pot because of it. All in all, the madman seemed to have offended everyone at the scene, and as soon as he appeared, he was like a rat crossing the street, and everyone shouted and beat him.

In the face of everyone's accusations, the madman still smiled, he pointed at Zhang Jun, and said, "What I owe you has fallen on this kid, you have to take him." Then he made a blank face, "Lao Dao came here today on the orders of Shen Tianjun." ”

As soon as they heard Shen Tianjun's name, everyone was awe-inspiring, and even Sun Xiaochan and Jiang Fengxian temporarily suppressed the battle intent in their hearts and looked at it together.

Seeing that it had attracted everyone's attention, the mad Daoist took out an ordinary piece of white paper from his pocket, held it up and read it to everyone: "Heavenly Monarch's oracle, the great war is imminent, all cultivators really must value peace and fight against a strong enemy together!"

Everyone glanced at the ordinary piece of paper, their faces were not good-looking, and they wanted to order everyone with a blank piece of paper? Shen Tianjun is invincible in the world, but after all, he has been suppressed, how can he still be here?

Jiang Fengxian snorted heavily: "If Shen Tianjun is in person, my little Kunlun may give face, if it is only a piece of paper, it will be difficult to obey the order!"

The madman stared at Jiang Fengxian like an idiot, and when he saw the latter's heart, he couldn't help but shout: "What are you looking at?"

The crazy Taoist smiled "hehe" and shook the white paper in his hand: "Do you want to disobey the order of the Heavenly Monarch?"

Jiang Fengxian's heart suddenly sudden, could it be that Shen Tianjun has a doppelganger? He didn't dare to say too much, and said coldly: "A piece of paper makes people obey orders, it's child's play!"

"Is it child's play? Then you see clearly. The madman shook the white paper in his hand and made a "plop plop" sound, "It's blank, as long as I write a line on it, the words of the Heavenly Monarch will sound in the air." The Heavenly Monarch has the power of Da Luo, and one sentence can change the qi of heaven and earth, what do you want me to write on it?"

Jiang Fengxian was taken aback, he thought of the Da Luo-level monk's "Jun Wu jokes", and one sentence could change the direction of the development of the incident. Shen Tianjun is a person who has stepped into Da Luo with half a foot, and he must have this ability. Thinking of this, he felt a chill in his heart, and he didn't dare to hard-top anymore.

The madman smiled and said, "Why don't you just write 'Jiang Fengxian died violently in Qinglou within three days'?" or 'Xiao Kunlun was razed to the ground by the hundred tribes'?"

"Enough!" Jiang Fengxian's face suddenly darkened, no matter whether this note was true or not, he didn't dare to take the risk. The Monarch of Heaven, the Prince of Heaven and Earth, commands the ten directions, don't dare to disobey! Even heaven and earth will obey his commands, how much more of him?

He took a deep breath, stared at Zhang Jun coldly, and said, "Boy, write down this account first, and I'll find you to settle it later!" After saying that, he ignored the others and walked away.

As soon as he left, everyone immediately felt the pressure relaxed, and many of those secular monks sat on the ground, unable to move.

Zhang Jun hurriedly walked up to the madman and said with a smile: "Senior, when did you come?"

But the madman wiped his sweat and said, "I'm scared to death, I thought he wouldn't leave."

Zhang Jun was stunned for a moment, glared and asked, "Could it be that your note is fake?"

"Naturally, it's fake, Shen Tianjun was suppressed in a sinister place, where can I see him?" The madman rolled his eyes and said, looking like a you're an idiot.

Everyone was speechless, even the Holy Monarch could deceive! This old guy is so good at fooling!

Zhang Jun didn't know what to say, but he was very grateful to the madman for appearing in time, and arched his hand: "If it weren't for the seniors' action, a vicious battle would be inevitable, thank you very much."

The crazy Taoist sneered and said, "It's just the right time, so you're welcome." The reason why I came here is because I want to retreat and practice, and this dog has no one to feed, so I will give it back to you. ”

Zhang Jun: "Seniors want to retreat and cultivate?" As he spoke, he saw through with the eyes of the Buddha, but he still couldn't see the depth of the other party's cultivation.

"It's time for retreat." The crazy Taoist made a bitter face, "The old Taoist is not popular, and he is often chased and beaten by others, of course, he has to be promoted to come out and mix again." ”

Zhang Ju was stunned and was often chased and beaten? How many things must have been done that were so angry with God and God!

Without waiting for him to say anything more, the madman waved his hand: "Let's go, let's see each other again when you appear as a saint." As the words fell, his figure gradually blurred until he disappeared completely.

"A few seniors may be able to see the depth of the mad Daoist's cultivation?" Seeing that he couldn't catch up, he hurriedly turned around and asked Li Daojun and the others.

Granny Xiao frowned and said, "This crazy Taoist was very famous in the world back then, but I didn't take it seriously, and if I didn't even enter the Holy Appearance, I couldn't be considered powerful." It was only when I saw him last year that I found that I couldn't see through his cultivation, he seemed to have returned to the truth, and he seemed to be a saint, and it seemed that he had no cultivation at all. ”

The others also nodded, looking at the same point of view, Sun Xiaochan said with a dark face: "If I hadn't been able to see through him at the beginning, I wouldn't have let him steal my jade chicken."

Zhang Jun fell into deep thought, what is the origin of the crazy Taoist? What kind of cultivation is it? And why does he always show up at critical moments?