Chapter 335 Cute Uncle
However, what was it that made Qin Di drop everything, in a hurry, with a face as excited and excited, and it was difficult to suppress the emotions in his heart? After all, today's Brother Qin Di is also a well-known party - the "overlord", in front of a group of subordinates, at least he has to put up a shelf, put on a full swing, and then swagger away in a dashing manner, otherwise he is not called a big man or a leader.
However, he is so anxious and looks like this, he really has to make people suspicious of the evil side. However, at this moment, Brother Qin Di couldn't care so much, he was so excited that his whole body was trembling, and his blood was flying with excitement...... Because, the Yin-Yang supermarket membership card on his body was beating violently, flashing in his arms, emitting a blazing temperature.
He waited for so long, looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looked forward to the appearance of the Yin Yang Supermarket. This is how can he be calm and calm, and he can't wait to take out his membership card immediately, so that the Yinyang Supermarket will appear in front of him in the earth-shattering roar.
So he was very excited and excited all the way, and he galloped through the ancient buildings one after another in a few steps and entered the depths of this blessed land. Eventually, I walked into a large hall.
However, before entering, Qin Di suddenly stopped, thought about it, he quickly turned around and walked into Fang Fatzi's room, took out two special tribute cigarettes, three boxes of cigars, and a panda that was difficult to sell even if there was money on the market, and then carved a series of formations outside the main hall, and then took out the red and blazing membership card.
The blood on his face was churning, and he knew that this little card was going to take him into the mysterious supermarket.
"Lao Tzu finally helped you wait until you made your debut!"
As soon as his words fell, there was a "poof". The membership card flew out of his hand, streaking across a brilliant red glow...... The next moment, Qin Di thought that the membership card was going to fly out of the window...... For this. He also deliberately left a window unclosed...... However, to his surprise, the membership card did not fly out of the air, but hung in the air and vibrated with a golden sound.
Like a round of fiery red divine sun, blooming purple light, like forty-one divine dragons, stirring air waves in the main hall. It exudes an ancient vicissitudes of life, and contains the atmosphere of the supreme avenue.
Qin Di stood in place sweating profusely, very worried about this ancient building that had stood for hundreds of years. In a thud turned into slag.
Fortunately, there was no sound in this scene, and the forty-one purple rainbows with teeth and claws contained the power of space and time, and they devoured everything in the hall. Unleashes the most primitive god patterns.
They are communicating heaven and earth. reversed time and space, and grabbed a shopping mall that was not very high, but the area was absolutely terrifying, from nothingness.
Rumble!
Earth-shattering, like a divine object being born!
This time, the Yin-Yang Supermarket was like a big man appearing on the stage, carrying the majestic ancient power, which was unexpectedly and reasonably in front of Qin Di.
"There was a thunderclap in the sky. Lao Tzu made his debut. Qin Di suddenly remembered this sentence that seemed to be very famous, and felt that it was now used to describe the Yin Yang Supermarket. Not an exaggeration.
Just when Qin Di was frightened by the radiant appearance of the Yin-Yang Supermarket, with a "swish", a soft red glow suddenly sprinkled from the front of the mall, and then condensed into a red path, slowly extending to Qin Di's feet.
The light and mist that was as soft as the clouds covered his whole body like a thin smoke, and the feeling that Qin Di was very unconvinced hit his heart again.
It's just that he hasn't had time to observe where this bad feeling comes from, a vast avenue of true rhyme, rushing through his soul, his eyes through the red light that permeates the mall, incomparably clear, the supermarket walls, pillars, doors, window sills.
"This is ......" Qin Di suddenly found that these wall bricks, stone pillars, and wooden doors all flowed with the aura of divine desolation, and there was an awe-inspiring momentum, which seemed to be more powerful than all the spiritual treasures he had ever seen, except for the willow tree and the soul suppression ruler, and there was a feeling of oppression of people's souls.
"The material that is more imposing than Lingbao is just a piece of wall bricks, so the two big wooden doors of the supermarket are not engraved with the spiritual roots of heaven and earth?" Qin Di was stunned for a moment, and had to sigh that he knew too little about this shopping mall.
At the same time, he keenly found that the Yin-Yang Supermarket had a more obvious change this time, showing a different phase on top of its huge building, which was something that had never happened before!
In particular, the fluttering red glow, like a vast sea, engraved with crystal clear gems, like a blue mirror, after being connected together, it is like a towering god root growing in the red sea, rippling out a little dewdrop, dazzling, blooming with the most ancient chaotic atmosphere.
No, there was also the smell of bones, a bloody smell of mountains of corpses and blood.
Moreover, the moment Qin Di came out of the void in the mall, he saw in a trance that in this sea of blood, there were countless figures wearing ancient armor and holding divine weapons, standing in the deepest part of the sea of blood. Even, at that moment, Qin Di smelled a more ancient force, a breath that was more distant than the ancient gods, and it was suspected that it was a force that opened the heavens and split the earth.
Let him be shocked, like a spiritual light in his heart. He, as if he had caught something?
It's just a pity that all these changes are in the moment, when the Yin Yang Supermarket was exposed in front of his eyes, forty-one purple qi like a divine dragon disappeared into the sea of blood after a while.
In front of him, there was only a seemingly lonely shopping mall, but in fact it was infinitely large, a three-story high.
Suddenly, Qin Di saw a person in front of the door of the supermarket, and he almost didn't laugh.
That lovely uncle, unexpectedly...... He actually took off his ancient Taoist robe and put on one-suit!
Yes, suit, Qin Di read that right......
The uncle in a suit and leather shoes stood in front of the gate of the shopping mall, his expression had not changed, the same professional smile, the same sincere smile, and the same look at Qin Di like Kaizi, as if this was a fat sheep that could never be squeezed.
It's just that the only thing that is not perfect is probably that after this uncle changed into his professional uniform, he looked a little bit like a donkey or a horse...... However, he is very aura, if he wears sunglasses at this moment, crosses his hands on his waist, and holds a cigar, he will definitely have the style of a gang leader.
After seeing this great bodhisattva, Qin Di did not hesitate, and rushed over in a few steps, without waiting for this guy to speak in the most professional and sincere tone.
Qin Di grabbed the hand of the gang leader, and screamed in tears: "Uncle, you are my heaven, you are my earth, you are my true god, my god and Buddha, plus an immeasurable Taoist!" ”
The scumbag's professional smile, the bright smile like the sun, and the eyes like looking at Kaizi, all stiffened, and he stood in place sweating profusely, completely collapsed.
Of course, he was not scary, not stupid, not stupid, and cursed and swore to assure that it was definitely not a good thing...... However, Nima's can't steal my lines!
But Qin Di was called "excited", and continued to wail in an extremely miserable and heart-rending manner: "It's only been a long time, half a year and twenty-one days, uncle, you have completely changed, you are so handsome and chic, you impress me, let me admire, worship, admire, and love beyond measure...... If I were a woman, I would definitely give you a great man like a king to make a second milk. ”
The middle-aged uncle was in a cold sweat, the muscles on his whole face twitched violently, and his forehead was full of embarrassment.
"Don't worry, what I said is sincere, it is from the bottom of my heart, there is absolutely no sarcasm and revenge, I can't help it!"
Qin Di put away the expression of distress and tears, revealing a bright smile that was definitely a demon smile for a middle-aged uncle, and then said very seriously and seriously: "Uncle, you are my God, the goal I am chasing, and the direction of my future!" So, can you tell me how many gorgeous feats you have done in the past six months? Is it to slaughter the common people and destroy the whole family, or to rape/adultery/captivity/plunder? So much so that you went on a decisive strike......
"Yes, you're on strike! Every time the council is upgraded in level, you don't show up, and every six months when the door is opened for mall members, you don't show up.
"So I had to doubt and admit that I was wrong! It wasn't until this moment that I suddenly discovered that a middle-aged man like you could not steal fishy? Don't hope to be promoted, get rich, and die your wife? How is it possible to live a small life with a yellow-faced woman who has no feelings? I have to raise a few young, beautiful, watery, big enough buttocks, firm enough tits, long enough legs and beautiful little cabbage. Although it is obvious that an old cow eats tender grass, at your age, aren't you longing to sleep with a beautiful young girl? ”
The middle-aged uncle's whole face twitched violently, his nostrils seemed to be smoking, and his lungs were exploding and began to burn.
Qin Di looked at his Guan Gong's face, his head was beating wildly, he didn't miss the opportunity to beat the water dog, and said: "Alas, uncle, don't admit it, we are all men, we all have common preferences, don't we like to hug left and right the most?" Or is it that the uncle has unique hobbies, likes Longyang more than beautiful women, and even has a problem with his sexual orientation? ”
The middle-aged uncle finally couldn't help it, at this point, he had to show his attitude and position, and said loudly: "Of course Lao Tzu likes women, but it's ......"
"But you're more of a lolicon, aren't you?" Qin Di quickly snatched his words, and said with a serious face: "So in the past half a year, you have used all your foolish magic skills on those junior high school girls, so that you don't even do your job, right?" But...... Isn't that what that's called......"
"It's too animal, it's too beastly, it's too inhuman, isn't it?" (To be continued......)