404. 054. Don't worry about getting pregnant
Wu Xiaojun grabbed Bai Lingyan's ear with one hand and gently lifted it up, and squeaked hard under her armpit with the other hand, "Hehe, hurry up!" ”
Bai Lingyan, who was startled, sat up from the bed, stared at Wu Xiaojun in amazement and said angrily, "What are you doing, you have a lot of business, you have disturbed my good sleep, and you can't live." ”
"No, it's seven forty, and I'm going to be late for another sleep."
Bai Lingyan was startled when she heard this, and looked at Wu Xiaojun with disgust, "You dead ghost, why don't you wake me up earlier!" ”
Wu Xiaojun put on his pants and got out of bed, and said while putting on his belt and shoes, "You squeezed all your energy out last night, didn't I just wake up." ”
"It's all a good thing you did, you don't think about others at all, you feel sorry for others, and you toss others to death and come back to life overnight, and you can't live in peace."
"You have to get it, each other, let's say a few words, hurry up and clean up and go to work, and if you rub it again, you will be punished."
Bai Lingyan didn't want to say anything more, quickly got dressed, simply washed her face and combed her hair, and was taken by Wu Xiaojun by bicycle to hurry to the hospital, fortunately it was 7:55 at this time, five minutes away from normal work time.
After Wu Xiaojun sent Bai Lingyan, he tried his best to rush to the hospital as quickly as possible, but he was still half an hour late, thinking that the shift meeting was over, and writing an examination must be indispensable.
When I walked to the department on the second floor of the inpatient department, I found that the nursing room and dressing change room were quiet, the door of the medical office was open, and there were people standing inside, and the shift meeting was underway. I was going to wait until the shift meeting was over before going in, but I thought it was inappropriate, so I slipped in without realizing it.
Wu Xiaojun silently pushed the door open, and slipped in while Guo Lianwen, the director of the department, was not paying attention.
When I glanced at the atmosphere in the office, I couldn't help but be stunned, and found that today's shift will be completely different from the past.
Section Director Guo Lianwen stood in the middle of the front row, with a heavy face and a stern expression, frowning and looking at the notebook in his hand, speaking word by word, as if Chairman Jiang was holding a military meeting of senior generals, giving people an invisible pressure.
In the past, doctors sat in their respective seats, and nurses sat crookedly in chairs, or stood against the wall in twos and threes, but today they have become strictly formal, all dressed neatly, all of them standing with their heads bowed, their faces expressionless, as if they were attending a memorial service to pay silent tribute to the deceased, and the atmosphere was very strange.
Looking at this formation, something must have happened, otherwise it wouldn't be so formal for no reason.
Wu Xiaojun couldn't help but get nervous in his heart, and he didn't even have time to change his white coat, and stood silently behind nurses Lu Piaopiao and Wang Yuhong.
Everyone was listening attentively to the department director Guo Lianwen conveying the important spirit of the hospital team meeting, and few people paid attention to when Wu Xiaojun came out to stand at the venue. But his actions were still clearly seen by Lu Piaopiao, and they were really real.
Lu Piaopiao tentatively bent his right hand back, touched Wu Xiaojun's right arm lightly with his fingers, and reminded in a very weak voice, "You are late today, although it will be just started, there is an important spirit conveyed by the hospital, the department director has been angry just now, you have to be careful!" ”
Wu Xiaojun lightly tapped Lu Piaopiao with his finger behind his back, leaned forward slightly, and whispered close to Lu Piaopiao's ear, "What's wrong today, it's so formal, is something big happening?" ”
"I don't know, don't talk!"
At this time, I only heard Guo Lianwen's voice say in a low voice, "Comrades, the reason why today's shift meeting was delayed by 20 minutes compared with before is mainly because yesterday afternoon, the hospital held a president's office meeting, conveyed several documents in the district, and informed the main spirit of the city's hospital president's visit and exchange meeting. In accordance with the requirements of the hospital, at half past seven today, the hospital held a meeting of the heads of various departments and put forward clear requirements for the implementation of standardized management in the hospital. Let's talk about each of them. ”
"First, announce a personnel appointment in the district: according to the work needs and organizational arrangements of the district party committee and the district government, Comrade Lu Chuanliang will be appointed as the director of the district health bureau and removed from the post of secretary of the district health bureau; Zhang Quanchang was appointed as the chief staff member of the District Health Bureau and was removed from his post as director of the District Health Bureau; Comrade Qiao Wenxuan served as vice president of Hedong District People's Hospital. ”
In this personnel adjustment, appointment and dismissal, Zhang Quanchang retreated to the second line, that is, he went home at the end of his age, and Wu Xiaojun did not have a good impression of him, in short, he felt quite suddenly surprised.
Lu Chuanliang took over as the director, and he took charge of the district health bureau. Wu Xiaojun felt that this was a good thing, after all, he had such a special relationship with Lu Chuanliang, and under his leadership, he might be useful in the future.
Qiao Wen was elected as the vice president, is the only local in the hospital in the past 20 years to promote the use of section-level cadres, his ascension, is the strengthening of the hospital's leadership team, the end of the years by President Fu Deyi and Secretary Sun Mingyue two side by side of the situation, can be described as an unprecedented event in the hospital. Of course, Qiao Wenxuan was promoted to reuse the cadres and workers of the hospital still felt particularly incredible, but they didn't know that his younger brother was the vice president of the Pingxi Branch of the Hanxia Industrial and Commercial Bank who had done a lot of work behind the scenes.
"Second, according to the actual situation of our hospital and the notice of the district party committee and the district government on the adjustment of the functions of organs and institutions, the Hedong District People's Hospital has been upgraded from the original deputy department-level unit to a full-level department-level unit, which is still under the leadership of the Hedong District Health Bureau."
That is to say, the specifications of the hospital have been improved, and the secretary of the president has suddenly changed from a deputy section-level cadre to a department-level cadre, and has naturally crossed a large threshold without much effort, and the level is the same as that of the director and secretary of the district health bureau, but the difference between administration and career, this is only the benefit of the leadership level, but for ordinary personnel, it will not be able to see any substantive difference from before for a while.
"Third, in order to meet the needs of the development of the hospital, and actively learn from the advanced management experience of other hospitals, from now on, the whole hospital officially launched the work of reaching the standard, and strive to meet the provincial assessment and acceptance in August this year. In order to ensure the smooth progress of the standard work and ensure the full implementation of various measures, the hospital committee has decided that from now on, all cadres and employees will cancel holidays and rest days, and shall not get married, be pregnant, or ask for personal leave until the end of the evaluation, otherwise they will be strictly dealt with in accordance with the relevant provisions of the "Hospital Management Regulations". ”
This is really directly related to the personnel of the department, Guo Lianwen's voice has not yet fallen, and the room immediately exploded.
"It's too unscientific to bolt everyone to the hospital, can't I go to see my parents if they have an emergency!"
"Reaching her grandmother's size tag, it's just a blind toss of people, who the fuck has a bad idea, who cares about the sky and the earth and people shit and farts."
"I'm going to get married next month, the wedding banquet has been set before the year, if you don't come early or late, there is a stinky rule at this time, it's really fucking a cheat."
"Then you'll change your life!"
"It's been changed twice, and if you change it again, your future daughter-in-law will go into the cave room with someone else."
Gong Yue pointed at Guo Lianwen and asked, "Don't let people get married, don't let people get pregnant, it's a bullshit rule!" If I'm pregnant, do I have to have an abortion in advance? ”
Dewey interjected with a smile, "Alas, alas, your little daughter-in-law doesn't seem to have a kind of belly, it's flat and the North China Plain, what kind of hurry are you." The regulations say that you are not allowed to get married, but it doesn't say that you are not allowed to do good things in the bed, this has nothing to do with you, you can drive safely at any time with a license, and normal sports cars are not illegal. However, I have to remind you that you must do your homework in advance and wear a safe-full set, otherwise you will be in violation of the law once you miss. Director Guo, you said yes, right? As he spoke, he didn't forget to tease Guo Lianwen.
It caused everyone to burst into laughter.
Guo Lianwen's face flushed, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and he waved his hand awkwardly, "Quiet, quiet, this is the rule of the hospital, if anyone has an opinion, go to a high place and talk to the hospital leader." Now, let's get back to the meeting! ”
The gossip voice quickly stopped under Guo Lianwen's loud shouting, and the room returned to its original calm.
Guo Lianwen continued, "Fourth, Chao Yougui's apprenticeship has expired, and he will be officially on duty independently from next week, accepting patients normally like other doctors. ”
"Fifth, I would like to introduce you to a new nurse, Xiao Feng, come in!"
As soon as Guo Lianwen's words fell, everyone's eyes were focused on the door.
I saw that the door of the department was gently opened, and a young, beautiful and generous nurse dressed fashionably walked in from the outside. She is about twenty years old, about one meter four or five tall, well-behaved and beautiful, with a beautiful melon seed face, delicate facial features, white complexion, short hair and eyebrows, smart eyes, wearing a black and white checkered long-sleeved shirt on her upper body, bulging by two C-shaped cup bags on her chest, and the tight buttons are as if they are going to burst under pressure, fashionable, fresh beauty.
I saw that the nurse Xiao Feng walked over naturally and generously and asked the side, smiled at everyone, bowed lightly, and said word by word in an authentic Pingxi accent, "Teachers, hello everyone, my name is Cao (Cao) - Ting (stop) - Jing (Jing), graduated from the School of Nursing of Pingxi Medical College, I am honored to work with you, and I hope that everyone will care more about Ting (stop) Jing (Jing), love Ting (stop) Jing (Jing), support Ting (stop) Jing (Jing), Ting (stop) Jing (Jing) Thank you here!" ”
After Cao Tingjing finished speaking, Guo Lianwen said repeatedly, "Ting (stop) Jing (Jing) nurses are not only beautiful, generous, and very good-spoken, Xiao Cao (Cao) should ask the teacher for advice, everyone should support Xiao Cao (Cao), I believe that with the joint efforts of everyone, Xiao Cao (Cao) will work very well after that!" He took the lead and applauded.
Dewey couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Gong Yue asked puzzledly, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Dewey squinted his eyes and lowered his voice and said, "The nurses have all been fucked and stopped menopausal, don't worry about getting pregnant, the work will definitely be excellent!" ”