Chapter 6 Perspective, Perspective!
In order to digest the impact of the "Secret of the Underworld" - it should be said that it is stimulating, the quasi-Yan Jun Han Feng poured himself another bottle of beer. After the hiccups are over, the heart has slowly calmed down.
"The edge of the sword is sharpened, and Yan Jun will come from the crazy brother!"
After reading the crooked poems and taking a cold shower, Han threw himself into vigorous study with the most serious and pious attitude in his life - if there was no faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
Ten o'clock in the evening.
The stele in his mind has been redacted, and will never appear again unless summoned. With the help of the spiritual power of the Yin-Yang Mirror and the "Underworld Formula" stone tablet, today's crazy brother has easily mastered the "Underworld Formula" heart recipe that Yan Jun has cultivated, and all that is missing from the upgrade is mind cultivation and experience. Naturally, it will take some time.
It's just that at present, Han Feng has been able to use the third-order spiritual power of Zhuji to control the perspective range of the Yin-Yang Mirror, and at the same time, he has officially become the new Yan Jun of Xindi Mansion.
Even if Yan Jun is still a single crazy brother at present, his calm and relaxed temperament and mountain-like figure can still show his outstanding features. Of course, if Han Yanjun didn't occasionally drool from the corners of his mouth, he would be more like a new generation of the underworld.
Han Feng sat down, drinking slowly, while watching the yin-yang mirror instantly turn into a pair of flat glasses in his mind.
Sure enough, it can change! Win the first battle!
Perspective! Perspective!
Oh yes! Beauties! My brother is coming! After an earth-shattering laugh, a certain bad bachelor Yan Jun appeared on the bustling street of Jincheng on a summer night!
The crazy brother dragged 258,000 general glances at the beauties, thinking: Today is the first day of my brother's "enthronement", such a commemorative day, why do you have to find a stunning one to take a look! Vulgar powder, Lang Fei Ben Emperor's mood, affecting the image of this emperor, is absolutely unacceptable! You know, my brother's character is really excellent!
"The girl on the other side looks, looks, looks......"
I have to say that Xichuan, as the most important production area of beautiful women in Huaxia, has a relatively high average level. Especially Jincheng, it can be described as a real beauty. For example, the Korean hooligan found the target in front of a large supermarket from a distance. The beauty of the appearance, the good figure, and the good temperament are not exaggerated to describe the disaster to the country and the people. As a senior **, the crazy brother first turned the flat glasses into sunglasses, and then walked around and walked next to the beauty.
is about 5 meters apart, and it is estimated that if the beauty is serious, she can already see someone's drooling.
Han Feng's eyes widened, and he said silently in his heart: "E! β
The beauty screamed, and the crowd panicked.
When Han Feng saw the world again, it had been two hours since that "edict".
When I came to my senses, there were still eight big characters in bright red and bold in my mind: "Where I am Yan Jun, take virtue as my action"!
"Holy! You Tang monk! β
A certain Yan Jun ignored the crowd and stretched out his middle finger towards the night sky at any cost. Anyway, now there is only the way of heaven, there is no reason of heaven, you bite me!
Due to the sequelae of Tiandao, the crazy brother hugged his head and took a taxi and returned home. It took an hour before the headache stopped. Moreover, his third-order spiritual power is still fluctuating. The dignified new Yan Jun, the only fresh and genuine immortal in the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man for five hundred years, was even going to be cut off - he was a suspected epilepsy patient for a full two hours from the beginning to his awakening! Uncle has endured it, but aunt can't bear it?
After a few turns, Han Feng still decided to respect the old and love the young. After all, the way of heaven has existed since ancient times, and respecting the elders is deserved! This is by no means a question of whether it can be done or not!
From now on, Yan Jun will not peep!
As soon as Han Ah Q was in a good mood, he was a little abnormal, and after pouring a few glasses of wine, he immediately began to write, direct, and act by himself:
"For hundreds of years, until today, I have not been able to ascend the throne! Above the main hall, why is it so deserted?! What kind of body is it?! β
"Come onβman! Uh, Cui Fujun! Show me where that little slut is now? β
Sunglasses float in front of you and turn into round mirrors. Director Han, who was pretending to tidy up the "dragon robe", saw Xiao Zhengtai in the center of the round mirror at a glance:
"Phew! Bold willow - handsome, dare to drink and punch at two o'clock in the middle of the night! I didn't even bring this bookβI! I'm mad at me! Wow, ay, a......aa
-- The whole thing is a psychologically unbalanced and drunken neurosis!
Liu Shuai had just drunk a glass of wine when he received a call from Han Feng. After the music is stopped and silenced:
"Uh-huh, madman...... What's the matter with not sleeping in the middle of the night? I'm sleeping soundly...... Whew......huhu"
"Holy! Little Shota! Of course you slept soundly. Who told you to give twenty-five? Toes too?! If you don't drink me?! Drink it any more and you'll sleep more soundly and sweetly in the box. Until your mom comes and wakes you up! β
Liu Shuai was messy.
This is not scientific!
Twenty minutes later, Liu Shuai, who was spread out on his bed, was harassed again by a certain stalking king:
"Brother, boy, little Shota! Don't worry ha! I won't sue you! You don't have to play missing, the heavens and the earth can find you at any time! You don't have to worry about trouble! Your crazy brother solemnly declares today: You! Liu Shuai Xiao Zhengtai, it's my crazy brother who is covered! Uh--something, I'm looking for a crazy brother! Believe in the crazy brother and get eternal life! Rattle! β
"One world, two brothers, tomorrow night, ahem, I really want to come to your imperial dining room to inspect. Remember to give your godmother, uh it's my godmother to say ha! Pendulum~~~"
In the middle of July, ghosts are running around. In the middle of the night, a certain little Zhengtai wanted to cry without tears......
When Han Feng woke up, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon. Feel the body, it's okay, the third-order spiritual power has been stabilized. It seems that the heart of the old man of the King of the Earth is good, and as long as he understands the heart formula, he can always operate and cultivate on his own. "It seems that plug-ins are really everywhere in the world!" A certain slacker is a rare pious namaste, salute.
However, for the sake of his own safety, Han Feng still seriously reviewed the secret of the underworld. Every time I revisit it, I can have a new experience, and the higher the state of mind, the faster the spiritual power will grow. In this regard, the crazy brother is never lazy. After all, only if you are strong, can you fight against the way of heaven and fulfill your grand wish to see all the beauties in the world - shhh! Low-key low-key ......
Today is the second day of "enthronement", and I don't know if Xiao Zhengtai told his godmother about rubbing rice, whatever! Let's go! The crazy brother broke his thoughts while changing his clothes.
I have to say that this immortal spell is hard to get. Since I can use spiritual power, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and the temperature doesn't matter. On a hot day, the Korean breeze feels as comfortable as spring. If you wait for your spiritual power to reach the incarnation stage, you can still drive the heaven and earth Yuan power, and then it will be a piece of cake to call the wind and rain to move mountains and seas! Wowhaha! How wonderful the world is! How fresh the air is!
As soon as he saw his godmother in the floating water mirror, he was already making his favorite braised lion head, Han Feng swallowed his saliva and went directly to Xiao Zhengtai:
"Xiaoshuai, where?"
Liu Shuai looked tired with panda eyes and just came out of the elevator. Poor sleep is a trivial matter for clubbingers, the key is a whole night! That night, Xiao Zhengtai was like being pierced by the magic voice of the crazy brother, and it was impossible to stop it for three days! But she was caught by a senior beauty manager, and her resentment against the crazy brother in her heart can be imagined. This one looks like someone is calling, so naturally he is angry!
"Didn't your Uncle Han swear yesterday that you could find Lao Tzu up the mountain and down to the sea?! Also ask where am I? Lao Tzu is watching penguins in the North Pole right now! You have the ability! β