Chapter 188, this Oiran, I'll pass it on to you!
Chapter 188, this Oiran, I'll pass it on to you!
"What's wrong? Do you also have to repent? Seeing that the host stopped him, Brother Hui was stunned for a moment.
"No, I can make it clear, Liu Meiniang can only accept one of you."
"I know the truth, and I don't talk too much." Brother Hui said, "My brother, I will find another one." ”
"Brother Hui, otherwise, you should play with that Liu Meiniang, I'll wait for you outside here." Xiaofeng pointed outside the hall.
"What are you kidding? Brother Xiaofeng, come with me, just come to this hall to sleep on the sofa? Don't talk nonsense, my brother will find you a good girl, have a good time! ”
"This little brother, don't worry, we have a lot of beautiful and well-shaped girls here, you can choose whatever you want." After the host finished speaking, he said to the woman in the bikini next to him, "Hurry up and call Mommy." ”
"Which mommy?" The bikini beauty asked.
"It's Sister Feng, that's not my good sister. So he called her over and asked her to find a better girl for this little brother. ”
The beautiful woman walked over with her chest held out.
"No, don't look for me!" The wind is in a hurry.
"Brother, it's all here, what are you afraid of?" Brother Hui shook his head.
"Yes, little brother, isn't it just to have fun here? You can rest assured, I will definitely find you a punctual beauty. The host also said.
After a while, a woman came from the other side.
"Oops, it's late. Which of these two is today's groom? The woman in her thirties, Lang smiled, and walked over.
"The bridegroom?" Xiaofeng and Brother Hui were stunned.
"Oh, whoever hits our oiran is the bridegroom tonight. Wait, we'll have a traditional Chinese wedding for you and Oiran, and you'll have a glass of wine before you go to the cave. Hehe. ”
"You're good here, you're really cultured." Brother Hui was really convinced. What kind of idea is this, and you want to get married?
"Of course, we have to keep up with the times. As before, the animal world that came in and went up has been abandoned with us. What we want to do is to make this cultural brand leave an unforgettable impression on every guest who comes to us. The mommy puffed up her chest proudly.
Xiaofeng snorted and was happy.
"Did this little brother win the bid? Oops, this little brother is so beautiful! At first glance, I thought it was a beauty. Gee! This mommy, named Sister Feng, smiled and showed sixteen teeth.
Xiaofeng took a look. Wow, this mommy looks so punctual? I thought mommy was a woman like a matchmaker. didn't think about it, she is really a big beauty.
There is really a special smell on this mommy, and it's no wonder that when Xiaofeng saw it, he had a little desire to push it down.
However, this woman is at least about forty, and speaking of which, she can be Xiaofeng's aunt.
What happened to Auntie? As long as you like it, you can still push it down!
"Sister Feng, it's this gentleman." The host pointed to Brother Hui.
"Oh, it's this gentleman, as soon as I look at you, I know that you are a nobleman, this heavenly court is full, and the earth pavilion is round, it is a rich and noble life!"
Why is there another woman who can tell fortunes? Xiao Feng smiled in his heart.
"Sister Feng, you can take us to the box. Oh, you called that Oiran, it's that Liu Meiniang, come over too. Also, my brother, you can also call a few beautiful women. ”
"Don't, brother, I really don't." The breeze shook its hand.
"Okay, come, come with me." Sister Feng smiled, then twisted her buttocks, and led them to a large box.
In this way, Xiaofeng was dragged to this box by the belt.
As soon as they entered this large box, Xiao Feng and Brother Hui froze.
This box is really big, and it's all red. Red lanterns, red candle-shaped electric lights, a red big bed, a set of red wood furniture, and a coffee table. There was a small door in the box, which was still closed.
The well-informed Brother Hui couldn't figure it out, "This is where I got married to that Oiran?" ”
"Yes, this outside is just a hall, a place for you to worship heaven and earth. After saying goodbye, I'll send you to the little box inside. There's everything in it and everything you need to keep you satisfied. Sister Feng smiled, "Oh, you can eat a little outside, drink a little, chat, and cultivate your feelings first." You can also listen to her sing to you, play the piano, draw, and write calligraphy. Anyway, the whole night tonight is yours, this groom official, I promise to never forget it. ”
"Not bad, not bad!" Brother Hui was happy, "I'm still Wang Lao Wu, I really haven't visited the church, and I haven't tasted the taste of being a groom!" ”
Xiaofeng smiled, Brother Hui, although you are not a groom, you can be a groom every day!
Xiao Feng took a closer look at this room, and against the backdrop of the red light of this box, there were many places in this room that were indeed very cultural. The desk is an antique mahogany table with pen, ink, paper and inkstone on it; On a red antique coffee table next to it, there is also a game of Go, a game of chess, and even a flying chess; As for musical instruments, there are guzheng, pipa, and even tambourine played by children. In a red antique wardrobe, there are several sets of women's clothes, cheongsam, costumes, bikinis, miniskirts, everything, wait, this Oiran Liu Mei Niang can also change clothes here.
When I went to the general sauna, I went to the zoo. But when you enter this Oiran's box, this is the real enjoyment of life, and you really have to be culturally classy! You see, this atmosphere is that the old and rough Brother Hui is going to be poetic.
Sure enough, when Brother Hui saw this room, he actually sighed.
"Alas, this is the newlywed of my dreams!" Suddenly, he was moved, "It's a pity that I, Chang Huihui, haven't married a wife yet, it's a pity, it's a pity." Alas, beauties are easy to find, but wives are hard to find! The so-called beauty, on the water side, fair lady, gentleman! ”
"What a poem, what a poem!" Sister Feng laughed.
"Brother, please, can you not mix these two poems together?" Xiaofeng shook his head, "Even if you pirate, you still have to adapt other people's works, and people will sue you for infringement?" ”
"Oh, Brother Xiaofeng, you also have studied this ancient poem?"
"There's no research. This 'so-called Yi people, on the water side', is the "Book of Songs. Verses in "Pu Jia"; And this 'My Fair Lady, Good Gentleman' is a sentence in another poem in the "Book of Songs" "Guan Ju". These are two poems, which are fundamentally boundary. Xiaofeng smiled.
In fact, these two poems are Ruxue's favorites, and when she was in Chinese class, Ruxue once read these two poems very emotionally.
Similarly, Ruxue's favorite song, that is, the one according to the Book of Songs. The modern song of "On the Water Side" adapted from Pu Jia", she can't help but hum it.
"Brother, that's amazing!" Brother Hui admired this cultural person, "Alas, brother is really coarse." It's not as good as you! ”
"Two, it's not too early, I'll call Oiran here. Oh, little brother, you can pick another one too. Sister Feng urged.
"No, I changed my mind." Suddenly, this Brother Hui stood up, "I've thought about it, so let's do it, this Oiran Liu Meiniang, I don't want it!" ”
"What?" Xiao Feng, Sister Feng and the host were all stunned.
"Big brother, you, do you want to repent?" Xiaofeng was even more out of idea this time.
Are you kidding? It cost fifteen thousand, big brother, do you want to regret it? It's late! Now, even if it's a mine that eats into your stomach, big brother, you're going to swallow it for me!
"It's not. Brother, this Liu Meiniang, I will transfer it to you! Suddenly, Brother Hui turned his head to look at Xiao Feng and said very seriously, "I have thought about it, only you are worthy of this unparalleled beauty!" ”
"What?" Xiaofeng was stunned, "Big brother, you, do you want to transfer Liu Meiniang to me?" ”???????