Tang Qi couldn't remember when he fell asleep, anyway, he tossed and turned for a long time in a daze.

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And now he has a strange dream, the scene in the dream is very beautiful, and it is also very beautiful, it is in an endless leisure beach, blue sky and blue clouds, seabirds are singing, there are beautiful women in sexy swimsuits everywhere, he even saw Xue Yating wearing a three-point bikini, Xiao Nizi's figure is really good, bulging, and it is not enough to see people's eyes; In addition, there is Dr. Hu Qingqing, who has a pair of slender legs, and even he saw his sister, Ou Ruoruo...... Then, he didn't know what he was doing, he suddenly felt a burst of urgency to urinate, and then looked for the toilet everywhere, but the strange thing was that he couldn't find it, and he was going to die in a hurry, and finally heard the summoning voice of the beautiful royal sister Ou Ruoruo, Ou Ruoruo's swimsuit is really sexy, wavy suspender translucent swimsuit, a pair of small swim trunks that are finger-making and pulled very low, a curvaceous crotch, an S-shaped bewitching little waist, and fruitful...... She beckoned with a smile on the beach: "Little brother, come to me, come to me, come quickly......"

Then, Tang Qi finally felt comfortable and let out a breath.

I was wandering in the gentle water, when I suddenly heard a voice in my ear: "Tang Qi, you, you, you,......, how can you sleep without clothes?!! ”

Hey, why do you seem to hear the sound of natural stupidity?

Tang Qi opened his eyes in a daze, and his consciousness woke up from his dream, but when he turned his head, he saw the cute policewoman Xia Feiyan standing at the door of her room, covering her eyes with a pair of slender hands, shouting there, looking frightened.

Tang Qi yawned, pouted, and said, "What's so strange about sleeping without clothes, I'm a man, it's weird to sleep with clothes on a hot day, right?" ”

He said as he propped himself up and leaned lazily against the head of the bed.

This room is long and narrow, and it was originally intended to be used as a baby room in the future when it was renovated, so the decoration style belongs to the child's innocent type, the wallpaper is still green, and the bunk children's bed that Tang Qi is lying on is placed next to the door of the room; In fact, Tang Qi can now reach Xia Feiyan as soon as he stretches out his hand.

"I can understand sleeping without clothes, but Tang Qi, you ......, how can you not even wear pants, that, that, that ......, and you look so ugly!!"

"Who sleeps without pants, it's not ......"

Tang Qi said angrily, he actually said that he was not wearing pants, and said that he was ugly, where is Lao Tzu ugly?

Lao Tzu is just a little thinner, but he is still a flower among men, give Lao Tzu a month, he will definitely be handsome enough to make you a nymphomaniac...... He was indignant, but he stopped dumbly halfway through the words on his lips, because he saw that he really didn't have pants, and he didn't see his underwear naked, and because of the morning, Xiao Tang Qi straightened his chest, shook his head, and stood erect in a bush, which was really hideous, and said ugly...... Not an exaggeration!

"Oops!"

Tang Daxia screamed, and hurriedly looked around to cover his shame, but he didn't find anything, only saw a pair of his own little underwear curled up at the foot of the bed, but his hand couldn't reach it all of a sudden!

In a hurry, he could only pick up a pillow to temporarily block the vital point.

Rao is Tang Qi felt that his skin was thicker than the city wall, and at this time, he couldn't help blushing and feeling embarrassed, he couldn't understand why his underwear ran away?

And now he felt it carefully: No, how do you feel that the little brother is weird, so he subconsciously stretched out his hand - I damn it, what is slimy, is it ...... Could it be that thing, legacy, what's that?

Tang Qi was full of black lines, but Xia Feiyan spoke again at this time: "Tang Qi, you ......, why are you still wetting the bed?" ”

Bedwetting?

Tang Qi looked at the bed, Nima's, there was a map of the boss on the brown air-conditioned seat, when did this happen, sadly, how many children and grandchildren were lost in one night?

In addition, natural stay, natural stay, aren't you covering your eyes, how can you still see it?

He turned his head to look over, almost jumped up, and saw that the cute girl's hand was indeed covering her face, but her ten fingers were wide open, and her two black eyes were looking curiously through the fingers.

"Am I wetting the bed, is this wetting, take a good look at it yourself, is this clearly a fine bed?"

Tang Qi felt that bedwetting or something was simply too embarrassing, if it was spread out, it would really be a lifetime of fame, and he could only keep his head down when talking to people in the future, and he had no face to see people!

"You say, what ......, what is a fine bed?"

Xia Feiyan asked like a curious baby.

"It's ......, just like you women have a few days every month."

"Huh?! Do men also have periods? ”

"Yue Mao ......, why don't you go out soon? What are you doing in my room, look, be careful with the eye of the needle......"

Tang Qi really wanted to dig a hole in the bed at this time and put his head in it.

"Ah......, oh, that ......, the door is open by itself."

Xia Feiyan explained, came back to his senses, and then ran away with his slippers.

Tang Qi is speechless, when you see something you shouldn't see, you turn around and leave!

But you have to stand at the door and cover your face to see, what to see, then you can see it, forget it, why do you have to wake me up, do you want to embarrass me?

………… Tang Qi rubbed in the room for a long time, and this time he was embarrassed and thrown home, even if he said that it was a widow/sperm, it was not a shame.

found a pair of clean underwear in the room, poked his head out to see if the person was there, and then was embarrassed to go to the bathroom to wash, the place was really slimy, but he immediately saw a delicate face, she held the mobile phone in her hand and said to Tang Qi: "Found it, found it, it turns out that the man really knows how to ...... Like you, but, Tang Qi, why are there so many of yours? ”

“……”

Tang Daxia now wants to hit his head against the wall.

"Okay, don't feel inferior, although your one is a little ugly, but I see that there are uglier ones on the Internet than you; Well, it was said on the Internet that men are like this because they are energetic and in good health, you should be happy, which means that you are in good health! ”

“……”

Tang Qi was speechless, and hurriedly rushed into the bathroom, he felt that Xia Feiyan was intentional, a policewoman, where would she not even know what a man left behind.

After a while, Tang Qi came out after washing.

Seeing Xia Feiyan half-lying on the sand, he immediately stood up after seeing him: "Have you finished washing?" ”

Tang Qi felt that Xia Feiyan was a little strange today, could it be that he saw Lao Tzu's ugliness, and Lao Tzu who had to be humiliated had no face?

But he was not the original high school student after all, after such a while, the sense of shame slowly disappeared, and he was so calm that he hummed, and walked to the balcony to bask in the sun with his washed underwear, just looking up...... Babbling mom, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, a row of small panties, but these panties are relatively conservative, far from the one on Qi Hu's mistress last night.

I haven't seen enough of this, Xia Feiyan suddenly ran over, pulled him and walked to the back room, while still blocking his view, he said with a red face: "Tang Qi, you are so obscene, you are not allowed to look at the girl's Dongdong." ”

Tang Qi hurriedly quibbled: "I didn't look at it, I just want to dry my clothes!" ”

"I saw you watching, and you looked very closely......"

"That'...... It's okay to take a look, you hang it here, and the residents of the next building can see it, don't you want them to see it? ”

"I can't control others, you and I have to take care of ......, and you look very obscene, you must be lustful about me in your head."

"Scared ......, I want to you?"

According to Xia Feiyan's instructions, Tang Qi had no choice but to hang his little underwear on a small balcony in the north, where there seemed to be no sun, sad!

Before she could stop for a few seconds, the little girl summoned her again: "Tang Qi, let's cook quickly, I'm going to starve to death!" ”

Tang Qi was dragged into the kitchen by her: "Early in the morning, what are you cooking, don't you have to go to work today?" ”

Xia Feiyan said: "Today is the weekend, of course you don't have to go to work on the weekend!" ”

Then he opened the big refrigerator with double doors and pointed to him, as if offering treasures, "Look, look, I bought a lot of vegetables yesterday!" ”

Tang Qi looked at it, and sure enough, there were a lot of greens, cabbage, spinach, bean sprouts, radish vegetables, cabbage...... "Why are they all vegetables, no meat?" ”

"Meat, I didn't see it, I bought it at the vegetable market, I heard that it was cheap there!"

"Oh, and tofu, one, two, three,......, why did you buy eight boxes of tofu and eat them for dinner?"

"I ......, I want to eat tofu brain."

Xia Feiyan replied shyly.

"Tofu Brain ......"

Tang Qi wailed, reached out and patted his brain, feeling a little brain stem pain, can this tofu be made into tofu brain?

Well, take local materials, forget about tofu brains!

A plate of green vegetable tofu, a plate of spinach tofu, and a plate of braised tofu, shallots mixed with tofu, all tofu...... It was done quite quickly, and it was done in half an hour.

Xia Feiyan put down his chopsticks after eating a few bites, licked his incomparably attractive pink lips, looked at Tang Qi and said, "In the morning, I still like to eat tofu brain, why don't we go down and buy it, I'll invite you?" ”

Tang Qi snorted and ate half a bowl of braised tofu, and when he made it, he deliberately burned it lightly, but at this time, he didn't have to worry about salty stomachache: "No, I'm full...... I'm going to pack up and go home now, and I'll be back on Monday, so you can eat the tofu brain yourself! ”

As he was talking, Ji Qingyue's phone called: "Qiqi, you are waiting at home, I am here now, eh, have you eaten, I will pack it for you?" ”

Tang Qi immediately smiled and said, "No need, I just ate ......, sister, you came over by yourself, and said I'll go find you!" ”

When he was talking, he suddenly saw Xia Feiyan licking his lips and looking at the tofu on the table, so he shook his head and said, "Then ......, otherwise, if my sister is already here, help me buy a tofu brain at the gate of the community, there is a foodie who can't live without ...... tofu brain, oh, I want two copies!" ”

Tang Qi rolled his eyes angrily and raised two fingers on the opposite side of the natural stupid, he now doubts, is this guy really a natural stupid, can't he be an acting school?

ps: If you think it's good, collect it and smash a ticket!