Chapter 22 It's a pit

The principal is a person who does big things, and obviously he will not deliberately get along with Qin Di for a little trivial matter, and he will not take this matter lightly, and then wave his hand at Qin Di lightly, signaling him to get out of here.

Back in the dormitory, there was no one in the room.

This was expected by Qin Di.

201 bedroom Qin Di is famous for "resentful women guarding empty rooms", the reason is very simple, the peach blossom luck is very good, the glasses man Li Wei sings every night; Feng Jun, who is quite a literary and artistic youth, likes to spend the moon before the flower; Brother Wu Yu, a game maniac, usually never leaves the game room without a rooster crowing, so under normal circumstances, the 201 bedroom is Qin Di's private room.

Qin Di found that the stack of instructions and introductions about the Yin-Yang supermarket casually placed on the bedside did not move, which was also expected by Qin Di, after all, he knew these three brothers too well, if this was not a stack of special orders that seemed to be ordinary supermarkets with a 4A paper, but a playboy, men's gang, or a magazine like aphorisms, Qin Di would have to worry about whether it would be dismantled, at least the sexy girl with plump/fat buttocks on the cover would definitely not end well.

Qin Di didn't pick up the stack of special orders for the first time, he first made himself a cup of tea, then opened Wu Yu's notebook, put a very classical song, and then lay on the bed, carefully picked up the stack of special orders, automatically skipped the promotional goods on the special list, took out the 4A paper, concentrated, and looked at it word by word.

The first preface on the 4A paper is a very seductive slogan: Do you want to change your life? Do you want to be the center of attention? Do you want to wake up to the power of the world and get drunk on the knees of beautiful people?

Qin Di is no stranger to these slogans, he is simply deeply touched, he directly ignores them, and continues to look below, which is a brief introduction to a Yin-Yang supermarket.

The introduction is very simple, less than five hundred words, but Qin Di's body was shocked and dumbfounded.

Because the content of the introduction is so bizarre.

There is no explanation about the origin and explanation of Yin Yang Supermarket, but it is simply a rough sketch for you.

"Yin Yang Supermarket":

A large commercial shopping mall:

Our aim is to serve customers, so that customers can enjoy the pleasure of consumption, with a limited 'year' amount, to buy the most cheap and high-quality goods.

Our aim is not to mortgage, not to overdraw, and not to let customers have a negative 'annual' amount in any case.

Every product we sell, can allow customers from the commodity itself, earn far more than the product itself several times, dozens of times the 'year' amount; our purpose, not only to create a credible, creditable comprehensive shopping mall, our real purpose is to create the most perfect customer; a customer who can squander the 'year' amount in the shopping mall; a customer who can earn countless ' A customer who can become a platinum member of the mall, a customer who can stand on the top of the world, a customer who can do everything, a customer who is the most beautiful in the world, and a customer who turns his hands into clouds and covers his hands for rain.

Our aim, all for the customer service!!

sprinkled with joy, a brief introduction of hundreds of words, how Qin Di thinks it, how it is like a deceptive slogan of an ordinary monopoly, but it makes people feel surging, and there is a kind of shocking heartbeat.

However, judging from the goods sold in Yin-Yang Supermarket, Qin Di does not doubt this possibility at all, and is convinced, because he is a customer who has experienced the magic of Yin-Yang Supermarket's goods; A set of "unparalleled miracle doctors" worth seven years made him, a layman who didn't even know the most basic medical knowledge, transform overnight and become a generation of miracle doctors.

If the goods sold by Yin-Yang Supermarket have such quality assurance, the slogan that allows customers to "stand at the top of the world" really has no moisture, and it does have the capital to make people have omnipotence.

Qin Di took a sip of tea, calmed down, and continued to look at the past line by line, but to Qin Di's great disappointment, the rest of the content was some inflammatory words, nothing of value, it seems that the secrecy of this magical and weird supermarket is quite high, and no clues can be found.

However, it is not surprising that such a supermarket, which is almost impossible to possibly have, but has all kinds of far more than real goods, if it dares to open in the center of the city, a place where people gather, I am afraid that the whole world will go crazy for it!

I am afraid that only a few lucky people will become customers of Yinyang Supermarket by chance......... Moreover, it seems to be a poor sling silk like Qin Di, and it seems to have a soft spot for Qin Di, otherwise China's billions of slings do not go to the pit, but harm this livestock, and open the door once every six months, it is really a big bully!

Qin Di despised the domineering practice of Yin-Yang Supermarket in his heart, and did he still serve consumers?

Finally, Qin Di found a little bit of relatively useful information, an introduction to the members of Yinyang Supermarket. From the most senior members to the lowest members, more than a dozen beautiful cards are printed at the same time.

Platinum members, gold members, silver members, brass members, first-class members to ninth-class members, each level of members, with different membership cards, platinum is the most exquisite, gold inlaid with diamonds, exquisite and luxurious, full of an elegant temperament; Gold members are second, and by this analogy, Qin Di's ninth-class membership card is the ugliest, black and without any embellishment.

"This is too deceitful!" Qin Di was disdainful again, and continued to look down with a dark face, it was an explanation for the membership level.

To put it simply, all levels of membership are entitled to all levels of service.

Take platinum members as an example, not only can they enjoy a discount of 8.8% off the whole site, but they also have exquisite gifts every New Year's holiday, but this is not what Qin Di is most jealous of, what he is most envious and jealous of is that platinum members have the power to open the yin and yang supermarket anytime and anywhere, at any time, under any circumstances, without any restrictions.

This power is not insignificant, it is simply an artifact.

Qin Di's eyes were red, and his stomach was full of resentment, but fortunately, the Yin Yang Supermarket gave him a little hope and did not block his way to becoming a platinum member.

However, as soon as he saw the conditions for becoming a platinum member, Qin Di wanted to scold his mother: "This is an extremely difficult task!" ”

Not only is it arduous, the conditions for upgrading a ninth-class member to an eighth-class member are very simple, as long as the ninth-class member who spends more than 100 years in the Yin-Yang supermarket will be automatically promoted to the eighth-class member, and the eighth-class member who spends more than 1,000 in the Yin-Yang supermarket will be automatically promoted to the seventh-class member, so that the class can be derived from the seventh-class member to the first-class member, and then to the brass member, silver member, gold member, platinum member......

Qin Di calculated one by one, and then, he was stupid, dumbfounded and looked at the final result, my mother, how can this task be described as arduous?

One hundred trillion!

This is a magical situation, how many zeros do you need to describe its grandeur and majesty?

Qin Di's whole person collapsed, tears flowed down his face, this is a pit, the mother of mankind, the mother of the earth, the mother of the solar system, the universe of the galaxy, I'm afraid I haven't lived for so many years, right?

With such a number, how small is human being in front of him? No, even if you add the mother human earth, the sun, it is not as good as him a few zeros.

Qin Di directly suspected that this was a trick of the Yin-Yang Supermarket, because it was impossible to allow a person who could make it appear at any time without restrictions, and the reason why he got the level of a platinum member came out, as the middle-aged shopping guide said: "This is just a business strategy of this shopping mall."

"It must be so." Qin Di looked at the long list of zeros, and at the same time was daunted, he gave up guessing the mystery of it.

He continued to look down. After a while, Qin Di showed an expression on his face that was really like this, and he was even more determined in his heart.

Because he saw that there were regulations on the time for the appearance of the Yin-Yang Supermarket, in addition to opening the door for members every six months, a ninth-class member like Qin Di could use the price of 50 'years' to forcibly summon him to appear.

"That's right, it's common sense, it's scientific, it's a trick."

Qin Di slapped his thigh and scolded angrily: "It's just ...... Who the would summon you out at the cost of fifty years of life, unless you're stupid and don't want to live! ”

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Qin Di cursed very undisciplinedly, although he knew that there was no free lunch in this world, and the business method of Yinyang Supermarket was also a matter of course, but this feeling was still ...... after all Depressed and angry.

"No business, no treachery!"

Read a 4A paper. In the end, Qin Di could only give this answer with a lot of feelings.

However, through these simple explanations, Qin Di already has a rough idea of the business model of Yinyang Supermarket.

In one sentence, life is equal to all commodities.

And Qin Di wants to obtain the magical goods in the Yin-Yang supermarket to strengthen himself, there is only one way, to earn a 'year' amount, and earn countless 'year' amounts.

Perhaps, this is the real purpose of Yin Yang Supermarket.

After Qin Di vented, he calmed down a little so-so, and after calming down, he looked at the 4A paper in his hand and the stack of special orders, and decisively chose to destroy the corpse and destroy the traces.

Qin Di quickly took out the lighter and was about to burn it, when at this moment, a strange scene appeared!

The special order and 4A paper in Qin Di's hand quietly, in his hand, ...... Just disappeared out of thin air!

Qin Di only felt that his scalp was numb, and he felt a kind of creepy, and suddenly saw a line of several blood-colored words that were very eye-catching where the special order disappeared: Leaker - Punishment!

A word that was very full of killing, it seemed to be a sharp sword that slaughtered the common people, and Qin Di was almost suffocated......... But at this moment, all of a sudden, Qin Di's head boomed, and the words of the five monarchs pressing the sky, flashing with golden light, appeared in Qin Di's mind.

"Ninety-five God of War Map".

Rumble! Suddenly, the word that slaughtered the tea student was shattered, the killing breath dissipated, and Qin Di finally breathed in the fresh air, but he didn't have time to take two breaths, and in his head, the "Ninety-Five God of War Map" rolled by itself, and the content on the first article was exposed in front of Qin Di's eyes.

The dry text is mixed with nine lifelike humanoid imprints, sitting or standing, falling or standing, or breathing to the sky, and the whole body is marked with meridians and acupuncture points, especially several practice routes, all painted with vermilion imprints.

Hula! Qin Di jumped out of bed suddenly, he seemed to have entered a wonderful realm, and subconsciously, Qin Di actually followed the content of the nine picture seals, sitting or standing, or falling or standing, one action at a time.

And between exhalation and inhalation, there is a qi machine in his body.

It seems to be a kind of true qi walking veins, circle after circle, circle after circle......

Soon, Qin Di entered the realm of selflessness.