After Wu Xiaojun finished speaking, he looked to the side, and saw that there was a dry tree root on the ground, and there were many branches on it, so he got up and walked over, bent down and carried it, not to mention that it weighed twenty or thirty pounds, if it was thrown down from above, it would be enough for Zheng Weihong's bastard to drink a pot if he didn't collapse the tent, and smiled secretly with satisfaction, well, that's it.

made up his mind, put the dead tree roots on the edge of the mountain next to the big stone, and then picked up some egg-sized ten pieces from the ground and piled them into a pile, squatted on the ground and pressed Ning Pingping's shoulder, and said with a smile and a dumb voice, "How about it, I have enough food and grass for the two below!" ”

Ning Pingping showed a charming smile, smacked on Wu Xiaojun's face, and said coquettishly, "Husband, you are so smart, so great!" Throw them down! ”

Wu Xiaojun smiled evilly, "What's the hurry, people are carefully prepared, and they come over happily, so you can't come up and ruin their fun, you have to let them live happily for a while and taste some sweetness, the fire has not arrived, and then wait!" ”

Ning Pingping pursed her lips and smiled without saying anything, adjusted the focus of the camera, held her breath, stared at the tent below with her two eyes, and listened quietly to see if there was any sound inside.

Those two people really didn't disappoint Wu Xiaojun and Ning Pingping, and soon the voices of Zheng Weihong and Zhang Huiyun were happy and amused in the tent, and the sound was very loud, and the two of them listened to it really.

"Hee-hee-hee...... Get rid of your wolf claws! …… It's so uncomfortable to touch someone's body! ”

"Dear Huiyun baby, your pair of bags is hundreds of times better than my yellow-faced woman, so big, soft and elastic, since the last time, I like it to death, all day long thinking about it, take off your clothes, let me bite it a few bites!"

"Don't, don't...... I'm so scared, what if someone finds out? ”

"Hey, what's there to be afraid of, we're in the tent, and others can't see it if they want to! On the other hand, even if someone finds out, there is no law that says that two people can only play at home, so why not change the environment and adjust the taste! What's more, it's a big year holiday, and no one will come to the barren mountains and mountains at all, otherwise I wouldn't have brought you here. When you are excited, the voice is very charming and beautiful, just rest assured and bold to call it however you want! ”

Wu Xiaojun listened to the two of them talking endlessly, more than ten minutes passed, his legs were about to squat, and he hadn't cut to the point, and said to himself, "What so much nonsense, these two people can really rub off, hurry up and get it done!" ”

Ning Pingping subconsciously turned her head and glared at him, "What are you talking about!" It should be almost time, close your crow's mouth and continue listening! ”

Zheng Weihong and Zhang Huiyun's voices disappeared for about a minute, and Zhang Huiyun's voice came up again, "Okay then! Every time I am with you, I have to be in pain for two or three days, you haven't touched my body for more than two months, let's say okay first, my menstrual affairs have just passed, this action must not be too big, it must be gentle, otherwise I will not be able to stand it! ”

"Don't worry, baby! Where am I willing to let you suffer the slightest grievance, I will definitely make you wait comfortably and fluttering! ”

Ning Pingping couldn't help but scolded softly, "These two people usually look like dogs, but they don't hide it when they are silver, so shameless!" See how long you can be proud! ”

After less than three minutes, I saw that the tent began to shake from side to side, and the amplitude was getting bigger and bigger, and Zhang Huiyun was heard, "Hmm...... Well...... Yes...... Yes...... Ahhhh......h Ahhhhh......h

Wu Xiaojun thought that they were gradually getting better, and it was time for them to do their own work, and whispered, "Get the camera ready!" I'm going to give them rolling wood and thunderstone! As he spoke, he grabbed the rocks beside him with both hands, aimed them at the side of the tent and ......threw them down.

"Bang bang bang—"

The tent made a series of hitting sounds, and in an instant, more than a dozen holes appeared in the east and west, and the inside was completely chaotic.

Zheng Weihong scolded and said, "What's the situation? Why did the sky suddenly fall stones, grandma, who is so lacking in virtue, isn't it a good thing to become a bad man, ah, ah, ah- no, my face——! ”

Zhang Huiyun screamed loudly, "Mom, my hands, my legs, oops, my head, my ...... Get out, get out—"

Zheng Weihong may have been too nervous, and said anxiously, "Where are you going to get out?" I can't find the zipper of the door, I can't open it! ”

"Why are you so stupid, I hate you to death!"

Zheng Weihong and Zhang Huiyun inside the tent were hit by stones, panicked, chaotic, and let out a series of piercing screams and quarrels, and the tent was also hit and swung back and forth.

Wu Xiaojun saw it in his eyes and was happy in his heart, "It's so lively, since you can't open the door, see how the master helps you open it!" With a sly smile on his face, he slammed the dead tree roots that had been prepared in front of him with a strong force.

I saw the dead tree roots "grunt" down the hillside, rolling down with an unstoppable momentum, and in a blink of an eye, the roots "puff" pierced the tent, broke the tent pole, overturned the entire tent, and fell to the ground with a "bang", exposing the bodies of Zheng Weihong and Zhang Huiyun to the two red fruits directly in broad daylight.

The two of them are embarrassed this time, Zheng Weihong is in a panic at the moment, and he can't take care of Zhang Huiyun, he just cares about his big ass pouting with white flowers, covering his head, like a fly without a head, grinning all over the ground looking for clothes, he actually grabbed Zhang Huiyun's pants and raised his legs to drill inside, Zhang Huiyun sat on the ground, anxiously blocked his chest with a scarf, saw that Zheng Weihong was going to wear his own pants, and hurriedly shouted, "Don't wear it, don't wear it, it's mine!" It was too late, Zheng Weihong had already pushed his legs in.

This can make Ning Pingping happy, and secretly applauded in her heart, "A pair of sluts, you deserve it!" Such a good opportunity, how can you miss it, leave a memorial for your ugly deeds," "Ka Ba Ka Bar" pressed the camera shutter and kept taking pictures, leaving a glorious image of Zheng Weihong and Zhang Huiyun in the mountains.

Wu Xiaojun didn't expect this kind of result, looking at them like frightened birds, in a hurry, he was smug, "The following two performances are really exciting, thank them for the perfect live broadcast!" Lao Zheng's head is already bleeding, and the smashing on Zhang Niang's body will not be light, and they will wake up after a while, and find that we have to hate to death, so hurry up! ”

Ning Pingping put away the camera and put it in the bag when she heard this, and left unconsciously with Wu Xiaojun, waiting to get out of the sight of Zheng Weihong and Zhang Huiyun, holding hands and running along the sheep intestine path, and when she turned over a small hill, she couldn't see Zheng Weihong and them, Ning Pingping let out a sigh of relief, panting and said, "My mother, it's suffocating me, I can finally breathe!" Thinking about the amazing picture of Zheng Weihong and Zhang Huiyun just now, I think it's very funny! Husband, you actually came up with such a trick, it's really vicious and absolute! It's neat, doesn't leave a trace, it's really beautiful, I admire you! ”

Wu Xiaojun said excitedly, "This is not something I came up with, the tricks used by the ancients when defending the city and fighting, Shan Tianfang and Liu Lanfang commonly used when telling stories, the gray bottle cannon rolling wood and thunder stone fell from the sky, beating the enemy to the ground, and fleeing in the wilderness!" Saying proudly, he learned Shan Tianfang's voice.

Ning Pingping said happily, "Zheng Weihong and Zhang Huiyun have suffered so much, they can't imagine that we did it!" Be depressed for a while! ”

Wu Xiaojun smiled honestly and said, "That's for sure!" If you want to use this crooked trick against Zheng Weihong, it's insidious enough! Now I'm satisfied! This is a very precious photographic material, and you should keep the glorious image of the two of them. ”

Ning Pingping said in a negative voice, "This thing is too hurtful, it's best not to use it!" The key depends on the performance of these two people in the future, if the team and the two of us do something too desperate, we will use this to kill them in a hurry! ”

Wu Xiaojun smiled, "Well said! Be merciful and forgiving! Resolutely do not use it as a last resort! Even if we give them a New Year's gift, at least they don't have to go to work for a week! Zheng Weihong's guy is so eye-catching, and Zhang Huiyun's girl looks very moving without clothes! ”

Ning Pingping's eyes immediately widened when she heard this, and she pouted and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Wu Xiaojun replied with a hippie smile, "Everyone has a love for beauty!" It's not interesting! It's not interesting! ”

Ning Pingping scolded shyly, "You men are all stinky virtues, and there is no good thing!" Stop talking nonsense, walk well! ”

The two quickly put the pain of Zheng Weihong and Zhang Huiyun in the back of their minds, flirting and scolding along the way very sweetly to the entrance of the mountain road, and saw a black Poussin sedan on the side of the road, Ning Pingping said, "This is not Zheng Weihong's car, it seems that they came from elsewhere, so leisurely and elegant!" ”

Wu Xiaojun walked closer and looked, saw that there was no one left and right, and a bad water came out of his head, and said in his heart, since it made you uncomfortable, the master will sprinkle another salt on your wounds! Then he rushed to Ning Pingping's nunu mouth, walked to the right side in a few steps, and squatted down next to the front wheel.

Ning Pingping followed and asked suspiciously, "What are you squatting on the ground for?" ”

Wu Xiaojun pointed to the tires with a bad smile on his face, "Secretary Zheng is too careless, the tire is so satisfied, what if it suddenly explodes on the road, I will decompress him!" As he spoke, he took out a small electric light knife from his pocket for self-defense, opened the blade, aimed at the tire and poked it with a hard wrist, only to hear a "poof", all the gas in it ran out, and it deflated in an instant.

"Yay—that's it, a dog man and a woman are waiting to see!" Wu Xiaojun stood up in surprise and patted Ning Pingping on the shoulder, "Wife, I'm doing a beautiful job!" ”

Ning Pingping couldn't help but sneer and said, "You, you have sores on your head, pus under your feet, bad things make you do absolutely nothing, if Zheng Weihong knows that you did bad things, you can't pick your skin and pull your tendons, okay, don't be complacent, let's go quickly!" ”

"Okay, let's go, bastard, please clean up the mess!"

Wu Xiaojun took Ning Pingping's hand, and sang Xie Xiaodong's pop song "I'm So Happy Today" while walking proudly

"We, the people, are happy today

We, the common people, should be happy today

Our common people are yelling, we have to be happy today

Yo yo yo hey

Yo yo yo hey

Rejoice, delight

——”

...

...