Chapter 66: Out of Danger
Erdan smiled, "Tell you the truth, that woman is the princess of the Martians, ugly to death, so ugly that I can't describe it in words, the whole is the female version of Zhu Bajie. Take you as an example, if you face Zhu Bajie, can you afford to raise sexual interest? ”
At this moment, the Martian princess has walked from the flying saucer to the flying saucer, wearing golden armor, femininity and feminine taste can be reflected, and her mind has already heard the words of the second egg in her ears, and she is angry in her heart!
The obscene man on the earth, what kind of birdman, just now he praised the Martian princess as a beauty from the stars, and after a while, he turned his back on others and said that he was a female version of Zhu Bajie.
Alice shook her head, "No, I'm going to die of nausea." ”
"Isn't that what it is? I'll have a girlfriend in the future, if I'm not as beautiful as you Alice, I won't think about it. Erdan grinned.
Flower heart, but also to spend taste, quality, never casually flower. This is Comrade Li Erdan, who is morally "noble" and possessed by Hongluan.
"Shenma? Do you still want to have a girlfriend? ”
"Haha, just kidding. Besides, there is no woman on our earth who is as beautiful as you, even if I want to have sex, I don't have a chance! So we can go now, right? ”
"Well, let's go!" Alice.
The Kukulkan moved and swaggered away under the noses of the Martian UFO group, also under the noses of the Martian princess.
The Martian asked the princess if she wanted to launch an attack on the Kukulkan flying saucer, as long as she attacked, before it activated the quasi-quantum state and left at the speed of light, ten thousand cannons could be fired in unison, and it could be killed in 100 seconds.
Flying saucers sway around the Kukulkan, eager to try, and the weapon system could burst out at any moment.
Just now, the Kukulkan killed several Martian flying saucers, and they must take revenge!
However, the princess, who looked quite handsome in her golden armor, stood still like a wangfu stone after she came out of the flying saucer, and her two slender thighs stood straight, round and secluded, much more beautiful than the most beautiful leg model on earth; The chest is upright, like two towering mountain buns, not a small mountain bun, not a small long bun, not a small steamed bun, but a big mountain bun, as for what level, Li Erdan has the most right to speak, and he even rubbed it, or G, or H. At this moment, the Martian princess raised her eyes and kept staring at the Kukulkan, hoping that her mind could vaguely sense the earth lewd man in the flying saucer, Comrade Li Erdan.
Since the princess is wearing a tight helmet, we can't see her expression, is it hate, or hate, or hate? Well, it may also be love, because for human beings, whether Martians or earthlings, there is a saying that "love at first sight" exists. For a female animal who "fell in love at first sight" with Li Erdan, we must not be surprised, when he was in the Sky Wolf Pyramid, even many female monkeys had a good impression of him. It can be seen that when a person is handsome to a certain extent, he invisibly breaks through the boundaries of race.
As for whether the princess is a god, only she herself knows. As for the author, of course, I hope that the princess has a good impression of Li Erdan, even if she doesn't have a good impression, then don't have hatred, otherwise our earth will be very troublesome, and it is very likely that the end of the world will come early.
"Princess Aram, we ask for an attack." Martian A.
Huh, Princess Aram? It's a good name, catchy, and just listening to the name will bring to mind the image of a beautiful woman.
"My esteemed princess, let us destroy him! We had five flying saucers taken down, four dead, six casualties. I've never been so bad since I became a fighter. At this moment, my blood is boiling and I am furious. "Martian B, the voice is rough and bold, and only iron-blooded pure men can make this kind of voice.
"yes, yes, that's a. I think back to the beginning, a few decades ago, I came across a shitty thing driven by earthlings on the coast of North America near the Arctic Circle, and I can't remember what it was called, but it was a shitty thing with two wings and a fire-breathing thing behind its butt. The fuck was trying to attack me, and I was laughing so hard that my stomach hurt. And guess what? I just let our flying saucers shudder and emit a powerful electromagnetic pulse, and the earthlings' will be in pieces. "Martian C.
"Are people in pieces?" Martian B.
"The person didn't die, he escaped with an escape seat. If I hadn't considered that he was old and young, and that our king had said that he should be kind to the earthlings, I would have fired a laser cannon to melt him into gas. "Martian C.
The Martian Ding couldn't bear the loneliness and said, "Brother also encountered this incident once, and it happened a few decades ago, in the so-called western sea area of North Goryeo on the earth. I was flying a flying saucer and I didn't know who had launched a missile. I was so angry in my heart that I directly melted the missile with a laser cannon. You said that this earthlings are really, encountering flying saucers and attacking your sister! Can you beat us? He doesn't even have the slightest self-knowledge. If you encounter this kind of thing next time, my brother will never be soft, how many people kill how many people. As he spoke, he suddenly changed his words again, "Not long ago, I passed through the Pacific Ocean and saw a flying saucer destroying an aircraft carrier battle group in Millican, killing and wounding countless people. At that time, I was in a hurry, so I took one look and left. If one of you is doing this, please take a stand. Brother just wants to say, well done! Earthlings are by no means a good thing. ”
"I think that when our lunar spacecraft leaves the solar system, the earthlings will be all destroyed."
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"Enough to shut me up!" Princess Aran said suddenly, and there was a domineering spirit in her soft voice.
The noisy Martian warriors were immediately speechless, and they didn't even dare to let out a fart.
It wasn't until the Kukulkan broke out of the encirclement of the Martian flying saucer that Alice's hanging heart was put down. She wondered why the Martian Saucer didn't attack her. I just destroyed several Martian flying saucers. Although the Kukulkan's combat effectiveness is outstanding, the Martians are not like this!
Alice threw this question to Li Erdan and humbly asked. The second egg told him that he had lied to the Martian princess that there were 100 tons of antimatter bombs on his flying saucer.
Alice immediately trembled and smiled like a flower, "I think that Martian princess is not only ugly, but also has a very problematic IQ!" How can a Kukulkan saucer be so small that it is possible to hold a hundred tons of antimatter bombs. ”