Chapter 140, who still looks at that tablet now?

The next day, when Xiao Feng learned from Chang Guangguang's mouth: Chang Guangguang's brother, the famous hooligan leader in this area, Chang Huihui, wanted to invite him to dinner in Deyue Tower, he was just like Chang Guangguang yesterday, and he was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth.

Is this too sudden? Why do you want to invite yourself to dinner? Isn't this the same as a tiger inviting a sheep to a feast?

For this inexplicable "Hongmen Banquet", Xiao Feng wanted to shirk it, but Chang Guangguang wanted Xiao Feng to pass. He also said that if you don't go over, it will be equivalent to looking down on my brother, my brother will not bypass me, of course, he will not bypass you, you can do it yourself.

The last time Xiaofeng was kidnapped by Chang Huihui's subordinates, and he competed with Brother Liang again, Xiaofeng still remembers it vividly, and he has palpitations.

Brother Hui invited himself to dinner, and eighty percent had bad intentions.

However, why didn't he attack himself directly? Do you have to spend so much time to make such a "Hongmen Banquet"?

What's the conspiracy here?

After thinking about it again, Xiaofeng decided to go to the banquet after being the most distracted.

If you don't go, he will come to you too, and it's useless to dodge.

However, Xiaofeng has already thought of a countermeasure.

After class, Xiaofeng called Fat Pig.

"Brother, are you looking for me? Oh, by the way, have you already made an appointment with Cousin Manly? When can I see him? ”

Seeing that Xiaofeng took the initiative to find himself, Fat Pig thought that he had made an appointment with Manli, and he was very happy.

"Don't rush Cousin Manli's affairs first, let's talk about it later." Xiaofeng said.

That day, Manli saw Xiaofeng and Ruxue ambiguously on the side of the road, and walked away angrily, although Xiaofeng didn't care about it, but the relationship with Manli still fell to the freezing point. At this time, it seems that the time is not right to go to her again.

"Brother, how can you do this? Dragged on and on, dragged me on for so long. Now, I think about your cousin every night, thinking about it, and I'm sick with lovesickness! Fat Pig muttered, displeasure.

"Are you sick with lovesickness? Then why are you still so fat? Xiao Feng gave him a blank look.

"Brother, you don't understand. I do have lovesickness. When people are sick, they don't want to eat, and when I'm sick, I eat everything delicious, and I have to eat hard. If I don't eat it, I'll be very uncomfortable. ”

"Eat, eat to death." Xiao Feng knocked the fat pig's stomach hard, "Your belly is like you've been pregnant for several months." ”

"Oh, brother, it hurts, don't you fight, okay? Do you know that I'm pregnant, and you're still beating me? ”

"If you can conceive yourself, what kind of woman are you looking for?" Xiao Feng saw the stupid appearance of the dead fat pig and smiled, "Oh, by the way, do you want to eat something delicious?" ”

When it comes to eating, this fat pig is energetic, "Is there something delicious?" That's good, yes. ”

"Okay, how about I invite you to Deyue Tower for dinner in the evening?"

"Brother, are you lying to me? It's expensive, isn't it? Don't you run out of money? Invite me? "Fat Pig didn't believe it.

"Of course I didn't invite you, someone invited me."

"People invite you, I'll come along, I'm sorry, right?" Fat Pig hasn't understood a bit of human sophistication yet.

"You don't know what to do, people invite me, and I also need someone to accompany me, so you can be a secretary or assistant or something. It's a big deal with me this time. Xiaofeng lied.

"Big deal? Brother, are you going to get rich? Fat Pig's eyes lit up.

"Whether you get rich or not depends on tonight. Oh, Fat Pig, when you go by at night, dress coolly, wear sunglasses or something, just like that bodyguard. Oh, and you bring that replica pistol from your house. Xiaofeng said.

Fat Pig has a replica pistol that he used to take out to show off to Xiaofeng.

"Brother, what am I going to do with a gun?" Fat Pig was startled, "Are we going to eat, or are we going to rob the bank?" ”

"Robbing a bank? Just like you, you can't run fast, you can't fight, like a pig, I might as well go by myself? Rest assured, we're just going over to eat. However, brother, I can't drop the price, can I? You have a gun, and when the time comes, show it and let them see if we're good. When people see that we have guns, don't they obey us? ”

"Brother, if you say that, I'm relieved. Well, when the time comes, I'll bring the gun over and show them off. ”

"That's pretty much it. When the time comes, you listen to my orders, and I will take the cup as a signal, and as soon as I drop the cup, you will take out the gun and point it at them, do you hear? Xiaofeng explained.

"OK, brother, you can rest assured. As soon as the cup fell, I immediately pulled out my gun! The fat pig patted his chest.

Xiaofeng smirked.

I'll go to this Hongmen banquet, master, what can you do with me?

I'm not Liu Bang, and I don't have Fan Hao by my side, but I have a fat pig and a pistol, if you dare to deal with me, I will take out a pistol to scare you to death!

After the fat pig left, Xiao Feng still felt that it was not reliable to rely on the fat pig and the fake pistol, so he thought about it and planned to find Ruxue.

When she saw Xiaofeng appear in her office, Ruxue was still a little surprised.

"Xiaofeng, do you have something to look for me?" Ruxue lifted her thin glasses and looked at Xiaofeng.

"Sister Ruxue, I can't look for you without something? Hehe. Xiaofeng smiled at her.

"How many times have I told you, this is the school, don't call Sister Ruxue in the school, didn't you hear what the principal said that day? Keep a low profile and keep it secret. Ruxue glanced at Xiaofeng.

"Okay, Mr. Song." Xiaofeng nodded, "Oh, Teacher Song, are you free at noon?" ”

"I'm free." Ruxue was stunned, "What, do you want to invite me to dinner?" ”

"Where do you want to go? Why do you love to eat as much as that fat pig? Be careful to eat too much and become a fat girl. "Xiaofeng naturally can't afford to be like snow.

"It's not bad to eat as a fat girl. Xiaofeng, I invited you that day, why didn't you invite me again? Ruxue also said bluntly.

If you have something to say, you don't like people who hide it.

"Well, let's wait a minute. I've been sy lately. Xiao Feng smiled, "Teacher Song, I came to you for something else." ”

"What's the matter?"

"Teacher Song, when it's noon, can you teach me a few more moves?"

"If you want to learn boxing, that's fine. However, I have to take a lunch break at noon, and besides, dancing and playing with my legs just after lunch is not good for my health. Or, at night, I'll teach you again. ”

"In the evening, it's too late for the evening. Teacher Song, you should work overtime at noon and teach me a few tricks. "The wind is in a hurry.

"Why are you in such a hurry?" Ruxue asked puzzled.

"Teacher, you don't need to ask, please excuse me, just teach me a few more tricks, you can learn a few tricks now." Xiaofeng squeezed his eyes at Ruxue.

"Alright then, then you wait a minute. Eh, I don't want to go to the cafeteria to eat this meal at noon, the food there is too salty. Ruxue smiled.

"Well, you can go to a restaurant outside. Otherwise, I'll treat you, and you pay. Xiaofeng also smiled.

Ruxue shook her head, "You, you're so stingy." Okay, or I'll invite you to eat, what do you want to eat? ”

"Let's eat a couple package, hehe, the kind of couple package of Shaxian snacks is fine." Xiaofeng said.

"Isn't it just the noodles and flat meat, you can help me save money, no problem." Ruxue nodded.

Yo, this teacher is quite powerful, and he even knows how to do this "couple package"? It seems that she has not been to the Shaxian snack bar to eat this "couple package"?

At noon, Xiaofeng and Ruxue came to this Shaxian snack bar.

The owner of the snack bar in Shaxian County recognized Xiaofeng.

"Little brother, why are you again? Why did you change your girlfriend today? Yes, these two are beautiful women, huh? The tongue-in-cheek boss lay next to Xiaofeng and said secretly, "Eh, I know the woman you brought today, she often comes to our store to eat 'couples' meals." ”

No wonder, Ruxue actually knows what the "couple package" is?

The boss added: "Your girlfriend's figure is much better than last time." Brother, are you enlightened now? ”

The boss looked at Ruxue who was washing her hands by the sink in a daze, Ruxue's proud and upright plump shuangfeng, wherever she went, it was the focus of attraction for men.

"Enlightenment? What have I realized? Xiaofeng asked strangely.

"Little brother, look at my mother-in-law again." The owner of the Shaxian store pointed to the proprietress behind him.

"Your wife, I don't dare to look at it." Xiaofeng shook his head.

"If you want to see it, you can see it." This man is really weird, rushing to let other men see his mother-in-law?

Xiaofeng had no choice but to look at the proprietress .

This proprietress looks pretty good, and she has a bit of a posture, but there is an airstrip on her chest, which is flat and wide.

"Oh, I see. Boss, you also like women with weights on their chests, hahaha! ”

The boss sighed, "Alas, I regret not being at the beginning, I just greedy for my mother-in-law to look good, and I ended up marrying her." I'm sick now. ”

Xiaofeng smiled secretly, it turned out that men were paying attention to this woman's chest.

In fact, it is the same whether a woman looks beautiful or not, and it makes no difference if she pulls the lamp.

At this time, Ruxue, who had washed her hands, came over.

These two fellow believers had no choice but to stop exchanging experiences.

"Dude, hurry up and get her, you're very blessed. Don't be like my brother, trapped by this tablet color TV. Now, 3D is popular, who still looks at this tablet? The boss explained Xiaofeng's words after the most reluctance.

Xiaofeng heard it, and looked at Ruxue's "3D" color TV, and it was really beautiful.

But as soon as he thought about it, there was another stream of heat, which swelled in his chest.

Damn, here we go again! Xiaofeng tensed.

It didn't matter if he was nervous, as soon as his hand on the table was forced, the table leg sank.

As soon as the table sank, the bowl of flat broth in front of Ruxue flew up, and the soup splashed on Ruxue's chest, soaking wet.

Oops, the treatment that Xiaoyu enjoyed that day, such as snow, also enjoyed.

Still, it's a good opportunity.

"Sister Ruxue, I'm sorry, I'll wipe it for you." Xiaofeng repeated the old trick, took out a ball of paper from the side, and was about to wipe it off Ruxue.

But before his hand reached Ruxue's chest, Ruxue had already stretched out his fingers, and the paper handed by Xiaofeng flexibly pulled it over, and he picked up the paper and wiped it himself.

"No, I'll do it." Ruxue said.

Xiaofeng's plan to take the opportunity to rub oil went bankrupt.

The boss heard the noise and walked over.

"Oh, I said brother, if you tell you a word, you won't be so excited, right?"

Xiaofeng was dumbfounded.

What kind of strength do you have? Actually trampled on a table with a single force?

"Boss, I'm sorry, we damaged your desk. How much money, we pay you. Ruxue said.

"That's not necessary, this table is just a broken chair leg, just fix it. Otherwise, give me the money for the broken bowl. "This boss is quite realistic.

"Xiaofeng, why are you so strong? How did you make someone's table like this? Ruxue asked.

"I don't know what to do, I just used a little force, why is this like this?" Xiaofeng raised his palm and looked at it for a long time, but he still didn't understand what was going on, "Sister Ruxue, this time I'm going to let you break the bill again." ”

"It's alright." Ruxue smiled, "I can still afford this money." ”

Xiaofeng lowered his head in embarrassment.

"Xiaofeng, let me ask you, why do you have so much strength for Lu? What's going on with you lately? Ruxue looked at Xiao Feng very seriously and asked??????