Chapter 274, are you learning how to poop on cats and dogs?
Chapter 274, are you learning how to poop on cats and dogs?
This man as tall and mighty as Optimus Prime will bring a shock to people wherever he goes.
Xiao Feng was of course no exception, he subconsciously took a few steps back, and then he settled down.
"Who are you? Dare to meddle with my business? Xiaofeng asked.
At this time, a bunch of passers-by had gathered on the road, including several students from No. 2 Middle School.
"Me, you don't even know me?" Optimus Prime held his head high and looked at Xiao Feng with disdain, "Haven't you heard of Brother Hao's name?" ”
"Brother Hao?" Xiaofeng thought for a while, "Is that the Hao brother who went against Brother Hui?" ”
"That's right, it's him. To be precise, Chang Huihui was immeasurable and went against Brother Hao. My name is Optimus Prime, and I am one of the five tiger generals under Brother Hao, and I am here to teach you a lesson. ”
"Hahaha!" Xiao Feng suddenly laughed.
"What are you laughing at?"
"I'm laughing, laughing at you for being a nine-foot man, but you are a mount for that big brother, and you still drive it? Are you the old dog he drove down, or the sick cat? ”
"Bastard!" Optimus Prime was annoyed, "How dare you compare me to a brute? ”
"Than a brute? I don't think you're even a brute. Xiaofeng sneered, "The dogs I raise know right from wrong. It's better for you to follow a scoundrel and do all the bad things. I think you're not as good as a dog. ”
"What? Annoying! "Optimus Prime is really a three-corpse god jumping violently, and he smashed it with one punch.
There was a burst of exclamations from the crowd.
What Xiaofeng wants is to strike backwards.
He deftly dodged away.
Optimus Prime was stunned, his fist was as fast as lightning, ordinary people couldn't dodge, this Lu Xiaofeng's speed can be described as fast.
With a missed punch, Optimus Prime immediately changed his style of play and kicked him with a series of flying legs.
But this time, the breeze dodged lightly again.
"Annoying, annoying!" The two tricks missed, and Optimus Prime was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother.
"How? Stupid big man, you have no energy, but you can't even beat a middle school student, what kind of hooligan are you doing? Xiao Fengle was broken, and turned to the onlookers, "The big guys all give me a witness, but he hit me first?" ”
The onlookers had already taken out their mobile phones one after another and clicked on them.
Someone else coaxed: "Don't worry, we've all seen it." Middle school students bravely fight hooligans, I'll send a WeChat out, you will definitely be popular tomorrow! ”
"yes, how can this big man look like a stupid bear? It's boring. ”
"You'd better fight. Hey, little handsome guy, why don't you fight back? You beat him too! Don't keep hiding, how boring is that? ”
In the face of these coaxing, Xiaofeng just cocked his mouth, smiled slightly, and did not respond.
But where does Optimus Prime suffer from this stimulus?
"Bastard, let me see my tricks, mad cow plowing the ground!" I saw Optimus Prime crouching down, as if digging something on the ground.
Seeing him like this, Xiao Feng frowned and sneered, "Stupid big man, what are you doing?" Do you want to open the ground and poop here? Heck, cats and dogs can plow the ground like this, how can you also plow the ground? ”
"Hahaha!" The crowd erupted in laughter.
Who knows, this Optimus Prime squatted and squatted, and actually jumped up, flew high, and swooped towards the small wind.
His pounce made everyone scream in fright.
It turned out that this trick "mad cow plowing the ground" relied on the explosion of cohesion after this squat. It's like a squat start for a sprint, and the amount of force can be maximized in an instant.
And Optimus Prime is tall and heavy, and this squat together is even more powerful. This speed, this force, ordinary people can't avoid it.
Xiaofeng really couldn't dodge, he simply didn't dodge, and he didn't even reach out to block it.
only heard a boom, and Qin Tianzhu's entire fist and whole person smashed into Xiao Feng's body.
"Ahh The people around him screamed in fright.
Obediently, such a big man, if he falls on this skinny little boy, it won't kill him?
Not long ago, the newspaper also reported a piece of news.
Someone couldn't think of it, jumped off the building, and when he jumped downstairs, he hit another person who was walking. As a result, the guy who jumped off the building didn't die, but the guy who walked was crushed to death by the guy who jumped off the building.
This Optimus Prime, with such a huge body, is enough to crush Xiao Feng to death.
However, to everyone's surprise, the little boy actually got up again and dusted off his body, just like a person who had nothing to do.
And the Optimus Prime who smashed his body over fell to the ground, snorting.
What the hell is going on?
It turned out that when Optimus Prime smashed on Xiao Feng's body just now, he felt as if he was attracted by a magnet, and the strength up and down his body seemed to disappear all of a sudden. Then, suddenly there seemed to be a force in the opponent's body, and he was kicked out violently again, as if he were kicking a leather ball.
Just like that, with just one move, Optimus Prime's extra-large ball was secretly kicked to the ground by Xiao Feng.
Actually, Xiao Feng made a move, but because the people around him saw Optimus Prime's action of pressing down, they didn't see Xiao Feng secretly stretch out his fist and give this Optimus Prime a punch.
Just now, Xiao Feng used his body to absorb the energy of Optimus Prime.
Of course, he did so, a little risky. If this trick fails, the other party's whole person will fall on him, which is fatal.
Fortunately, his adventure succeeded, and a torrent of air rushed in.
The internal force of this Optimus Prime is much higher than that of the Thin Monkey. The thin monkey only used the brute force of ordinary people, and Optimus Prime obviously practiced kung fu, plus he used the gatekeeper stunt "Mad Cow Plowing the Ground" in a rage just now, and this internal force was even more unreserved.
Xiao Feng, who had absorbed Optimus Prime's internal force, suddenly felt that the whole person was vibrating.
In his heart, there seemed to be a demon crying out: Suck, suck, suck in more!
Xiao Feng, whose mind was occupied by demons, stood up, walked to Optimus Prime, who had fallen to the ground, crouched down, and strangled his neck with his hand.
Optimus Prime was already weak and speechless, just gasping for air.
But Xiaofeng didn't let him go, but pinched his neck and said, "Say, where is your brother Hao?" Say it! ”
But Optimus Prime didn't speak.
Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and tightened his hand, causing Optimus Prime's face to turn blue.
The people around were scared silly.
"Oh no, if you want to kill someone, call the police!"
"No one is allowed to call the police!" Xiaofeng pointed at the crowd, "Whoever dares to call the police, I will pinch him the second!" ”
This is simply the threat of Chi Guoguo, and these people are so frightened that they don't dare to move.
Xiaofeng turned his head and stared directly at Optimus Prime.
"Say it quickly, if you don't say it, I'll strangle you!"
Optimus Prime had no choice but to admit defeat, "He, I don't know where he lives." However, he often went to a high-end club called Dongmen Family on Dongmen Street. Where there is an underground casino, he, he often gambles there. ”
"Okay, I've got it." Xiaofeng nodded.
"You, you can't beat him." Optimus Prime said, "You're no match for him. I advise you to give up the idea of avenging Brother Hui, that's a matter for our Black Dragon Society. ”
"Bastard, do you think I can't beat him? I'm telling you, I'm just going to clean him up, you wait! Xiaofeng let go of his hand and stood up, "Optimus Prime, I'll spare your dog's life." You go back and tell that Brother Hao, I'll settle accounts with him sooner or later!" ”
At this moment, two people walked out of the crowd.
"Lu Xiaofeng, what are you doing here?" One of the men shouted.
Xiaofeng looked up, no, it was the police.
Moreover, the man who spoke was the same Officer Hao who once arrested Xiao Feng!
Damn, which onlooker actually called the police?
Now, don't you want to enter the palace for the second time???????