Chapter 489: Brother-in-law, I want to pee
At night, in the deep cave, Yuan Yao's body shrunk in his sleeping bag, and he was still holding Tang Qi's black brick mobile phone in his hand and playing a stand-alone game.
After a while, she suddenly threw down her mobile phone and asked Tang Qi, who was sitting on the ground: "Brother-in-law, will we die here?" ”
Tang Qi was meditating cross-legged, after drinking the life-sustaining Eight Treasures Tea and the Soul Washing Sutra True Qi to heal the wounds, the internal injuries in his chest had been much better, and there was basically no major problem, at this moment, after hearing her say this, he went through it in his mind a little, and then smiled: "No, I promise to take you home safely." ”
Yuan Yao seemed to be a little indifferent to this answer, kicked the sleeping bag with both feet and said: "I'm not afraid of death, I just want to die here and can't go back to tell my master and family, no one outside seems to know that I'm here, it's too worthless to die, no one will think of me." ”
Tang Qi looked at her a little strangely, although the hole was dark, he could still see clearly, and after a while, he said: "Don't think about it, go to sleep, and keep your spirits up, so that you can deal with the unknown things tomorrow." Remember, this place is full of dangers, and you must follow me in the future, and don't leave the ...... half a step, hey, you really shouldn't have followed. ”
Yuan Yao stuck out her tongue and nodded again: "Brother-in-law, don't worry, I will follow you wherever you go in the future, and I will watch you when you go to the toilet." ”
"Poof!"
Dongfang, who was sitting a little outside, couldn't help but laugh when he heard Yuan Yao's words.
For them, who are used to living in the city, it is really not too late now, looking at the time displayed on the mobile phone, it is just after eight o'clock.
Tang Qi opened his mouth and asked Jin Zhongshi, who was sitting on the other side to take care of Jin Anpeng: "Brother Jin, have you officially joined Tiansha as well?" ”
Jin Zhongshi was also leaning against the stone wall at the moment, shaking his head in the dark: "Can you think that I ran out with Si Lian on my back?" It's because she's so dead that I'm not free, but if I knew that this place would be so cruel and that I would die at any time, I still prefer to hear her babble in my ear......"
Saying that, he breathed a long sigh of relief, and sighed again: "It's only the first day!" ”
Tang Qi knew the meaning of his words, he experienced such a dangerous battle on the first day, I don't know how many people died, and then they were ......all chaotic, and there were fifty-nine days left, plus the big devil who didn't know how powerful he was, he said that he would come to surprise everyone in three days, and it was really not easy to get out alive!
"That bastard named Li Wei, I will definitely not let him go." Jin Zhongshi paused, and suddenly gritted his teeth and said.
Tang Qi nodded: "This guy is indeed too inhumane, he should be killed, fortunately, the old man is fine, the most important thing now is to think about how to survive here, when he takes revenge, when he gets out, there is a chance, maybe he has no chance to get out alive ......, by the way, Dongfang, didn't you say that there are rules and restrictions in the outer regions, and if you cultivate to the realm of Yuanying, you can't survive, but the demon you saw today must have exceeded this realm, right?" Could it be that guy is only in the spirit stage? ”
He now knows that the realm division of the cultivation realm is in order from low to high: Qi Training, Foundation Building, Jindan, Spirit Cave, Spirit Body, Yuan Infant, Crossing Tribulation, Mahayana ......, and the next ones are not clear.
Dongfang said: "People have humanity, and demons have demons, and not everyone's realm is divided according to a fixed realm; What the hell that guy is, I can't tell now, maybe ......, it's an alien ...... who is not restricted by rules, brother, I pulled you in, I'm sorry! ”
Tang Qi waved his hand and said, "It's useless to talk about this now, I want to come in myself, it has nothing to do with you." ”
Catherine spoke, "Tomorrow at dawn, we will continue to go down the canyon as far as possible. ”
That's a suggestion that can't be made!
In the second half of the night, the movement in the primeval forest outside the cave is unusually loud, and the roars of countless beasts come from time to time, some of which are simply creepy, on the earth today, it is rare to hear such an amazing cry, in addition, there are birds outside the cave from time to time to flap their wings, and I don't know what kind of night birds.
It can be said that several people didn't fall asleep much in the cave, and Yuan Yao was even more close to Tang Qi, sleeping with two hands to keep his thighs.
However, I don't know if I had eaten too many wild fruits before, at this point she suddenly felt very urgent, and she had been patient for a while, such a cold environment outside, black and black to reach out and not see five fingers, where did she dare to go out convenient; It's just that the more nervous I get, the stronger the feeling of wanting to pee, so much so that my curettage muscles are a little sore.
When she couldn't help it, she gently pushed Tang Qi.
Tang Qi is meditating, his body has been silently washing the marrow meridian, and his skill has reached his current level, even if he does not deliberately control the route of the true qi in his body, it will automatically run according to a certain trajectory, and at this moment, his senses are extremely keen, and the divine consciousness that has just been cultivated is also free from the outside of the body at this time, within a radius of five hundred meters, as long as there is any feng shui grass movement, it can be discovered, of course, as the divine sense grows and becomes stronger a little bit, the range he can perceive will gradually become wider.
At this moment, he could naturally feel Yuan Yao's movements, and he immediately opened his eyes in the dark.
Yuan Yao couldn't see Tang Qi, but Tang Qi saw that she had no problem at all, and asked softly, "What's wrong?" ”
"I want to pee!" She whispered, probably feeling embarrassed, and spoke softly, but who is not a master here, everyone can hear it clearly.
Tang Qi was stunned for a moment and said, "Then go, urinate at the door, don't go far." ”
Yuan Yao didn't do it, and said, "Brother-in-law, you go with me, I'm afraid, I don't dare alone." ”
"Are you still scared at the door? I'll accompany you to pee, aren't you afraid that I will peek? Tang Qi said inexplicably.
In the dark, Dongfang, Jin Zhongshi and the others twitched the corners of their mouths, but they couldn't help but laugh.
Yuan Yao was really a little anxious, got out of the sleeping bag, pulled him and dragged him outside the cave: "Brother-in-law, didn't you say that I won't leave you for half a step, besides, it's so dark, what can you see, if you can see it, you can ......see it, hurry up, I can't help it!" ”
"Huh-" Tang Qi heard a soft sound from the direction of Jin Zhongshi, he was listening with his ears pricked up, thinking that it was normal for a little girl Yuan Yao to be scared in this environment, so he agreed, and took her to the outside of the cave, but he thought that the hearing of several people in the cave was very powerful, especially Dongfang, since he came out, he simply walked a little farther, until he reached the edge of a big stone a hundred meters away, and then he said: "Okay, let's pee here!" Don't worry, I won't peek, I'll wait for you on the side. ”
"Don't, brother-in-law!" Seeing that Tang Qi was going around to the side of the stone, Yuan Yao immediately shouted, at this moment, the sound of beasts around her was everywhere, her cold hair stood up, and the stars and moon were shining tonight, she couldn't see anything, of course she was scared, and quickly stretched out her hand and grabbed him, "Don't go, I, I'm afraid!" ”
"Isn't it, you're the eldest lady of the Five Poisons Sect, and you're still afraid of the dark?" Tang Qi was held by her, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
"I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of being taken away by the beasts around me." Yuan Yao said, because it was really urgent, one hand hurriedly unbuttoned his pants; can be afraid that Tang Qi will leave, one hand pulls him and he doesn't dare to let go, but only one hand can't unbutton it, so he jumps to his feet in a hurry, and hurriedly says, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, help me take off my pants, I can't hold it anymore, I'm going to pee on my pants......"
Tang Qi saw that her two long legs were really clamped tightly, and her ass was twisting around, looking really angry and funny, and there was a little different mood: "What are you doing with me with two hands, okay, don't worry, my brother-in-law promised you, just stand here and don't leave." ”
"No, no, it's so dark here, I can't see it at all, I'll be finished if you leave...... ouch, ouch, ouch......" She was really anxious, but as soon as she used her strength, she broke the button of her pants, and hurriedly pulled down her pants with one hand, and squatted down.
"Uhhh
That's really fast, but Tang Qi immediately felt a heat in his feet and neck, Yuan Yao actually urinated directly on his feet, the impact was quite strong, he quickly jumped a step, and complained: "You can't do it on purpose, right?" ”
But because of this jump, Yuan Yao held his hand and didn't let go, his body was actually pulled up at once, and he pounced on ......him, the biggest problem is that the faucet under her has not been turned off, and she is still solving physiological problems, and now it all got Tang Qi's body.
No, Yuan Yao himself is all of them.
"Yuan Yao—"
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I didn't mean to pee on your body......" Yuan Yao was also a little stupid, she didn't expect such a thing to happen, but this soak in urine is really long, she found that she didn't mean to stop, and because of the nervousness, Tang Qi felt that she was hot from her thighs to her feet, and finally she was stupid on the spot, letting her pee against her body.
"Haha, hahahaha......" Dongfang couldn't suppress laughter broke out from the cave, she is a monk in the spirit stage, her spiritual sense is strong, and the movement here must be known clearly, Tang Qi is also a black line, and shouted to this side, "Dongfang, it's not polite to eavesdrop on other people's convenience, you also have a peeing thing!" ”
“……”
The pants and shoes were wet, and they were all Yuan Yao's urine, and Yuan Yao's own thighs and pants were too, she also touched it, it was wet, and she shook her hand very aggrieved and said: "Brother-in-law, I came out without pants, what should I do?" ”
The pants are like this, where can I still wear them, but Tang Qi can see things darkly, the picture of her pants taking off her calves like this is clearly visible, the white flowers, it is a lie to say that it looks good!
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