My name is He Yiche, my name is Bayi, and I am now in kindergarten, but there are always people who ask me what grade I have been in school, and even more excessively ask me if I have been in junior high school, I am very distressed, but no way, I inherited my mother's legs, long, .*** ..

Brother Bao and Brother Bei are the sons of my uncle, three years older than me, they look exactly the same, and sometimes they can know what each other is thinking, but it's amazing!

Brother Bao Bao and Brother Bei Bei are very remarkable, not only have they learned kung fu from their grandfather, but they are also movie stars, uh, strictly speaking, not yet, because their movies haven't been released yet, no one knows them, unlike Dad, people ask him for autographs wherever they go, but the movie has been filmed, the name is "Nezha: Troubled Sea", the two of them play Nezha together, and the two of them receive a salary, but it is also equivalent to my New Year's money for many years, so envious.

Because of my father, many friends I know have filmed, even if they have not filmed or filmed commercials, they can make their own money, such as Uncle Tian Liang's sister Sendie, Uncle Zhang Liang's brother Tiantian, but my father didn't let me shoot, he and I are the same as my mother, I have no acting skills, and then I told my mother about this, and then my mother was very angry, and then my father was frightened, and finally my father invited my mother to star in a new play directed by himself, and my mother was angry, and I came back from the crew two days later, I asked my mother why she came back so soon, Mom finished filming.

Oh, it turned out to be a cameo.

My dad is a director and an actor, very, very famous, at home, you can see a lot of his trophies, there are the 3rd Golden Dragon Award Best Actor Trophy, the 64th Berlin Film Festival Best Actor Trophy, the 68th Cannes Film Festival Best Actor Trophy, I often see my father narcissistically looking at his trophy rack, saying to himself: Take another Venice and it will be complete.

Before going to school in the morning, my mother told me that my father was coming back today, I haven't seen my father for a long time, my father and my uncle Wenhua went to the countryside to film, the conditions were very difficult, and I hadn't come back for two months, I asked my mother, can my father pick me up from school?

Mom, of course you can.

After school, I waited for my father with Du Ziteng, Du Ziteng was my hair, and I usually covered him, and we both went to school together.

"Bayi, Du Zi, Dad is here to pick you up." After the classmates were gone, a fat uncle shouted outside the window.

I looked at it, then lowered my head, I should have misheard, it wasn't my dad.

Du Ziteng stabbed me, "Bayi, uncle is here to pick us up." ”

I looked up again and retorted, "That's not my dad, my dad doesn't look like that, don't you remember, my dad is very handsome." ”

The chubby uncle walked in, picked me up, and pointed me in the face, "Why, can't even recognize Daddy?" ”

I looked at the fat uncle a few times, and cried out with a "wow", "Dad, why are you so fat!" (To be continued.) )