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The general followed Professor Qin when he was just a student, and as a rich and handsome among the birds, the general has always belonged to the role of everyone who loves and is loved by all ages.

Professor Qin's family is a scholarly family, and Professor Qin's father, Professor Qin, is very influential in his field, otherwise Professor Qin would not have gotten a blue-purple macaw when he was so young, and often took the general to various nature reserves to play, it can be said that as a pet bird, the general was treated quite well.

Macaws have a relatively long lifespan, and many of the macaws raised by Professor Qin are in their twenties and thirties, and they are still healthy. When he went to an ecological reserve in the south, Professor Qin also saw a 5** parrot in his 60s, and every day when the old professor who kept it went out for a walk with the radio, it repeated the voice of the announcer on the radio.

Later, Professor Qin taught at Chuhua University, and the general also lived in the family compound in the eastern district of Chuhua University for some time every year, and as he grew older, the general's intelligence has been climbing, and the general is already smarter than other similar people, and his understanding and use of human language are also beyond many people's imagination. In terms of articulateness, starling, wren, etc. may not be comparable to macaws, and as the best among the "articulate", the general can be regarded as a cheap.

The first five-character sentence that the red and green macaw raised by Professor Qin was "learn and learn", and the first five-word sentence that the same thing learned was "Look at your bird!" It is called a sonorous and powerful, which shows its talent in the mouth. Angry, Professor Qin, who was still a student back then, couldn't wait to pinch the neck of this thing and ask, "Why can't you learn well?!" ”

In the morning, the red and green macaw in Professor Qin's house would say "go" to Professor Qin who was still lying in bed, and the general would learn to crow at Professor Qin who was still lying on the bed. At that time, Professor Qin Lao had a family in their community who was sent a few chickens by relatives, although they didn't want to raise them, they didn't all slaughter them all at once, and put them on the balcony to make a simple cage to cover, among which there was a rooster, and the rooster crowed every morning, and the general also learned from this chicken. It's just that the rooster crow of the general is a bit nondescript, in Professor Qin's words, it is like a rooster that has been emasculated and not emasculated, there is some hysteria and breathlessness, listening to the uncomfortable feeling in the ears, no matter how good the dream is, it will be frightened into a nightmare, let alone continue to sleep.

Later, the family slaughtered all the chickens, and the community did not hear the chickens crow again, plus the Qin family went out to deliberately isolate the general from the chickens, and the general's broken habit was changed, otherwise it would be the people from the Eastern District Compound who suffered after going to Chuhua University.

The general has many hobbies, one of which is more prominent, one is to bite the cat's ears, which is probably related to the fact that he was bullied by cats when he was a child, and another habit that people love and hate is singing.

When Professor Qin was a student, he really didn't have much time to take care of the general, so every day the general spent most of his time with Professor Qin and his wife, and these two liked to teach him to sing, and he still taught songs with the characteristics of the times, and even opera also liked to teach. Even if Professor Qin went to Chuhua University to teach for many years, the general still preferred the songs at that time, probably because it couldn't understand the lyrics of many pop songs now, and couldn't appreciate the rhythm, of course, Professor Qin rarely taught it those rap songs, and when he went to the south for the New Year, the general came into contact with the seven aunts and eight aunts of the Qin family, and they naturally didn't teach many new fashion pop songs in the 21st century.

As for what the general hates, there are many, and among the birds, he hates magpies and cuckoos. It doesn't know why the people around it like the "ugly monster" of magpies, and they can't sing or talk cross talk, why do those people in the yard grin every time they see magpies?

As for the cuckoo, which has been endowed with a lot of mythological colors, the general is even more unaccustomed to it, especially the "parasitic" behavior of some cuckoos. When the general is released, if he sees a cuckoo laying eggs in another bird's nest and kicking the original eggs or chicks from the nest, the general will chase and bite. Once, he was too impulsive and flew too fast, the forest was too dense to react, and the general himself hit a tree, and his wings were scratched by a branch, and he was kept at home by Professor Qin for a few months, and the feud became deeper.

In the first few years of coming to the East District compound, the general bullied the cats in the compound as soon as he was released, and its size and its own combat effectiveness were not afraid of these pet cats in the compound. When the general felt that the East Compound was starting to be interesting, it was also when the black cat on the fifth floor appeared, and it felt that there was no communication barrier with this black cat, which was too rare, and it was really a blessing for a bird! After getting along for a long time, the general gradually stopped messing with the other cats in the compound, and specially followed the four in the eastern district to fight the "invaders" in the western compound.

Every year, when the general was taken to the south for the winter and returned to the eastern compound of Chuhua University, he first went to greet the black cat on the fifth floor, until one day, when the general returned to the compound after a business trip with Professor Qin, he heard that the black cat on the fifth floor was lost, and it stood on the iron fence on the balcony every day and shouted loudly and did not see the black cat show its head.

However, after some time, the general found a new pleasure, which made the general, who had been wilting all these days, tremble again.

……

Third floor.

Ermao sits in front of his laptop playing games, with a can of beer and a box of chicken wings next to him. The daughter was taken by his wife to her grandfather's house, and she had to live there for a while, Ermao originally wanted to follow along, but she was driven back after living there for a few days.

BinaryHer grandfather is a cultural researcher, and every time Binary passes, he will take a small test of the knowledge that Binary has mastered, knowing that the little granddaughter knows a lot, and the old man was quite happy at first, but gradually the old man's face was pulled down.

What does it mean to chop wood without being a knife sharpener? What does it mean to be a gentleman like jade and jade? What does it mean that one person attains the Tao and ten thousand ascend to heaven?!

The old man was so angry that his beard was about to be pulled off, and before the little granddaughter was taught to be crooked, the old man decided to correct it himself! As for Ermao, who taught these things, he was directly driven back by the old man.

At this moment, in the residence of the East District Compound, there are only two cents and black rice in the house.

Alone at home, it's not bad to play games and watch a movie and drink a little wine, and there is black rice to accompany you, and my daughter will come back when school starts in September, and this day will pass in the blink of an eye, not difficult.

Ermao won a game and swayed his legs cross, picked up the can of beer and took a few sips......

Just as he was proud, Ermao heard the singing sound of holding his throat outside.

"My family lives on the high slope of loess~~The wind blew from the slope~" This is the cheap bird upstairs.

The next moment, another voice roared.

"Whether it's the northwest wind~ or the southeast wind~ it's my song~my song~" This is the kid who moved in from the fourth floor.

Sing your sister!!

Click!

Ermao twisted the beer can, and the joy of winning a game was shattered by this chorus. Smashed the beer can, which had been twisted and twisted, to the ground.

"Madamn, I can't live this day!!"

Since the kid on the fourth floor moved in a few days ago, there has often been this kind of "affectionate duet", and yesterday he sang "Childhood", that bird knows a fart in childhood! The day before yesterday, I sang "The Birds in the Trees in Pairs", Ma's, Ermao heard goosebumps on his body. The day before yesterday, I sang "A Cut Plum", on an August day, Chuhua City was so hot that it was smoking, and all the clothes were too hot, no matter how well I sang, Ermao couldn't understand the artistic conception of "Snowflakes Fluttering North Wind Xiao Xiao", not to mention that the two neuropaths upstairs sang really badly!!

Speaking of the kid on the fourth floor, although the kid was familiar with the face from door to door when he first came, and the popularity in the compound was quite good, but Ermao just felt that it was not pleasing to the eye, and he always felt that the kid had a bad stomach, and when he saw it, he wanted to kick his feet before talking, and he didn't know why Heimi, who had always been wary of people, would be close to that kid.

Finally waited for the singing outside to finish, Ermao thought to himself, stop it, stop yourself and continue to play the game. didn't wait for Ermao to finish a game, a black rice ear lying next to him, jumped on the desk, walked to the window and looked out.

The next moment, Ermao heard a few cat meows downstairs.

After being in contact with cats for a long time, Ermao also has the ability to distinguish the cat's barking, and when you hear the sound, you can infer which cat is barking, especially this sound, as soon as you hear Ermao, you know that it is the little bastard with a mole on the side of your mouth.

Ermao got up and was about to drive the little bastard away, when he heard the kid on the fourth floor shouting down: "Wait! ”

Downstairs, Peanut Candy looked at the fourth floor, then at the third floor, and still obediently walked to the side and waited. Not far away, the sheriff and Ah Huang were already tiptoeing briskly.

On the first floor, the big fat man squatting on the balcony stretched his neck and turned his head to look upstairs when the peanut candy came, and after the people on the fourth floor showed their heads, they walked to the door and "meowed" to the room.

The old lady in the room who was reading a book in reading glasses raised her eyes and looked at Da Fat, "Are you going out to play?" Remember to come back on time and don't fight. ”

On the third floor, Ermao looked down and saw that the kid on the fourth floor had run down, and four cats followed.

"That kid is going to take these cats to fight in a group again? Hey, why do I say again? Ermao was puzzled, and went back to the room to sit down and ponder the reason.

On the fourth floor, the general looked at the guy who had just been singing affectionately with him and now went out with those cats, his eyes didn't even glance this way, and he couldn't help but step vigorously on the iron net surrounding the balcony, and while stepping on the iron net, he also shouted: "Let me out!" Let me out! Let me out~go~~"

Professor Qin, who was talking to someone on the phone, brought over a small kettle and pointed to the watermelon seedlings in the flower pot on the ground, "Good, let's grow watermelons." ”

In the past, the general made a fuss, and Professor Qin diverted its attention like this, but this time the general stopped doing it, and he was still stepping on the iron net.

Ermao, who finally sorted out his emotions and planned to continue playing games to relieve his boredom, took a deep breath, put on the headphones, and decided not to listen to anything outside the window.

When is this day a head!