Chapter 31: Wet Pants

"I hope you didn't shed tears again secretly for me~?my heart is like water......"

The incoming music of the mobile phone sounded in his ears, Wang Xiaochun's eyes were still closed, he reached out and fumbled to grab the mobile phone, and pressed the answer button, hey, in the past two days, it was really terrible, he cursed a little irritability and helplessness in his heart, his cheeks twitched slightly, is it the sequelae of a head injury, or is it overusing his brain?

"Little bastard, why did it take so long to answer the phone, didn't you fall asleep and haven't gotten up yet? Are you a pig? The other end of the phone was scolding, and his voice was not good.

"Uncle?" Wang Xiaochun suddenly opened his eyes and sucked all the laziness that emanated from his body into his stomach, "Good morning, I'm taking a walk, I just finished a lap." ”

"Oh? It's true? Meng Yusheng was a little skeptical, but he didn't continue to ask, but said, "How did you become a landlord?" My daughter said she was homesick, and you just let her go? Also, that Mai Trin is also a tenant of your house, right? It's good now, and I've been living in my house all day. By the way, there is also a little girl named You, who also sits in the living room of my house all day, there are three more people in the family, and Lao Tzu can't eat enough. ”

"Aha, ho ho ......" Wang Xiaochun laughed dryly, he was completely indifferent to Meng Yusheng, Meng Keer's father, after all, he was an elder, and that virtue alone made people angry. The most important thing is to take care of your own losses.

Because two days ago, Meng Keer said that she was homesick, so Wang Xiaochun let her go back, and unexpectedly, Meiqin and You also followed her. He still remembers that when Sister Cannon was leaving, she warned herself: "You color. Wolf, Miss Ben hasn't been home for the past two days, don't you touch my clothes? ”

"Wang Xiaochun," Meng Yusheng called Wang Xiaochun's name rarely, and his tone was much softer, "You come to my house, get together, and talk about you by the way, what a little kid, I can't handle anything well, and I brought trouble to my house......"

As he spoke, Meng Yusheng, an unscrupulous uncle, had anger in his mouth again, maybe someone was beside him to persuade him, Meng Yusheng muttered a few times and hung up the phone directly.

Exhaled, Wang Xiaochun shook his head lightly, looked at the time on his phone, 4:43, "Damn, it's so early, it's not dawn yet!" Uncle, uncle, I took YOU! ”

Wang Xiaochun turned his head and wanted to sleep, but he didn't feel sleepy.

Three nights ago, Wang Xiaochun rushed home from Qingshui City at 1 a.m. He has never been able to figure out the thoughts of the Zixia Fairy and the goddess Athena, and he doesn't know what these two girls will do? The next day, Wang Xiaochun still didn't see the Zixia Fairy and the goddess Athena, so another day passed, and there was still no figure of these two fierce girls. Wang Xiaochun couldn't help but think, these two tough girls won't be gone, right? So, where did it go? I can't figure it out, and I can't guess it. He clearly remembered that the two fierce girls said that they would destroy the world and kill all mortals, which made Wang Xiaochun a little uneasy and difficult to really calm down.

Wang Xiaochun's heart has not relaxed for a moment in the past two days, but he has really felt that he has indeed crossed over, and if there is a point of hope, then he must work hard and live the most true self.

Grasp every subtle point in life, satisfy your own desires and desires, and pursue your own goals and ideals.

He has set an ideal for himself - to be a real man, to be a qualified landlord, to make his home warm and like a paradise.

"Zixia, Athena, I know that you may be observing me in secret, but I will be myself and make the future full of passion, and one day, you two fairy goddesses will change your opinion of me as a mortal...... I look forward to seeing you again soon. ”

……

At seven o'clock in the morning, Wang Xiaochun had already rushed to Mengker's house, which was less than a kilometer away from his home.

He didn't care much about the relationship between Meng Keer's family of three.

It's all said to be a secret, but it's a secret, Wang Xiaochun, an outsider, is really inconvenient to ask.

"Ding Dong-" Wang Xiaochun straightened his clothes and rang the doorbell.

No one spoke in the room, but there was a very gentle and rapid footsteps, Wang Xiaochun's pupils shrank, and his expression was a little stiff and unnatural.

The door was opened, and he was greeted by the cold, but extremely delicate face he expected, with big black and white eyes looking at him like a fly, and his small mouth pursed, as if he owed her twenty-five or eighty-thousand, or insulted her.

"Sister Pao......" Wang Xiaochun smiled bitterly in his heart, he felt very innocent. At 1 o'clock in the morning the night before yesterday, Sister Pao should have an urgency to urinate, and when she urinated in the bathroom, she happened to pass by, because she walked into the room from outside, everyone knows that the road is clear, from light to dark, people's eyes will be a little uncomfortable for a while, Wang Xiaochun came back so late, and she didn't want to alarm the sleeping girls, so she wanted to carefully touch her room, but it was very unlucky, Wang Xiaochun suddenly tripped over something, and slammed into the bathroom door, 'pop' knocked the door open, and pressed on a soft girl's body.

This girl is Sister Cannon, she was also confused at the time, she was going to turn on the light switch when she entered the bathroom, but there was a faint moonlight shining in the window on one side, and Mai Trin wanted to just pee anyway, so she turned on the light.

Where did she know, just because she didn't turn on the light, although there was moonlight in the bathroom, but outside the door, it was very dark, Wang Xiaochun just bumped in, the body of a fifteen-year-old boy and the body of a fourteen-year-old girl were very closely integrated together.

The worst thing is not this, because Mai Trin was urinating at the time, and after being knocked down by Wang Xiaochun, the next very embarrassing thing that made the girl shy, wet her pants (who's?). Here, I won't describe it too much, let's make up for it by ourselves~

"Ahh

Then, Sister Pao let out the highest decibel scream in her life, and people, small animals, small insects, flowers and plants within a radius of 100 meters were all awakened by her.

To tell the truth, it was very irrational for Meiqin to do this, because the light was on, it was not the switch she pressed, nor Wang Xiaochun, but You, don't look at You, who is wearing a heavy armor, but you must not doubt her speed.

Almost 0:000 seconds after Mikoto screamed, Yuu appeared in the bathroom and pressed the switch - in fact, Yuu didn't need to press the switch at all, her vision was hundreds of times stronger than that of a cat. But Yu is a very caring girl, she didn't press the switch for herself, but for Wang Xiaochun and Meiqin, so she pressed the switch.

Originally, the light in the bathroom was dim, and it could barely be said to be black, but it was bright in an instant, and it was hidden in the dark, and it was impossible to hide dirt and dirt at this moment, what should be seen, what should not be seen, in short, Wang Xiaochun saw everything.

He even pondered that the reason why Sister Pao came to live at Meng Keer's house was probably to avoid herself, he actually really felt very innocent, can he blame himself for all this?

According to the various thoughts in his heart, Wang Xiaochun's thoughts returned to the current reality, he squeezed out a smile, in fact, this smile is very unnatural, there is no way, when I think of what happened that night, I have an ominous premonition, this premonition was brought to him by the cannon sister in front of him, however, Wang Xiaochun still greeted: "Meiqin, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are much more beautiful again." ”