Chapter 100: Can't be cheap husband
Han Feng stared at the beautiful shoulders and backs of the two beautiful ladies in front of him, the twisting buttocks, and the round and slender jade legs, and suddenly felt his heart beat faster, and his heart was on fire again, and he completely forgot when and where he was, here, and place, and just wanted to turn into a wolf and enjoy himself in this heavenly realm.
What catastrophe of destruction, what future and apocalypse, how can it compare to the peerless beauty in front of you?
Just when the wolf claws of the unscrupulous Yan Jun stretched out and were about to touch the waists of the two women, Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er were like long eyes behind them, and they flashed left and right in unison, and someone only felt a flower in front of him, the beautiful scenery was suddenly lost, and as far as he could see, there was only a portrait of the old Taoist riding a sika deer!
That person was kind and kind-eyed, and seemed to be greeting Han Feng happily, and the faint smile that was full of gods made the crazy brother startled, and he thought that someone really appeared!
When he realized that this was just a painting, he breathed a sigh of relief slightly-if there were really immortals in Heavenly Court, I am afraid that a large part of all these treasures would not be surnamed Han.
The crazy brother calmed down for a while, and then heard Zhao Feifei laugh crisply:
"What's under this portrait?"
What else is there besides the tablet? The crazy brother has no love for the old man, and he saw the black-faced gold-painted tablet at a glance.
Tablet?
Han Feng suddenly felt bad, and after taking a closer look, he hid his face and left!
From top to bottom, the tablet is uprightly written with eight golden seal characters:
"Immortal Master Taiyi's real person"!
Taiyi Zhenren's proudest and most famous disciple? Needless to say?
Who else but Nezha?
Rao is a crazy brother who prides himself on being talented and has to lose again in the literacy game with Zhao Feifei.
Nima, this Nezha too, respecting the teacher is in your heart, why do you want to make it so obvious? also get a tablet out, as if Taiyi Zhenren is no longer there! How can someone like me Han is so low-key?
It's good now, the pit dug five hundred years ago has buried my new Yan Jun five hundred years later!
Hateful, hateful!
This guy didn't realize that Nezha had just set up a tablet, and how could it be like someone, dozens of sects and thousands of disciples in the Heavenly Gate, all of whom had their own golden bodies and tablets of the master of the Han Gate!
If you really want to be low-key, I'm afraid that the crazy brother will be thrown out of dozens of streets by Nezha in the blink of an eye......
"#¥%......%*&......" Han Feng muttered in fragments, and no longer had any interest in watching it, so he raised his legs and lay back on the bed, letting Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er laugh softly after eating Guoguo behind the couch.
"It turns out that there is really Nezha!" Of course, Zhao Feifei also recognized these seal characters, and the surprise and shock in his heart can be imagined.
Originally, it was only a mythical character, but it was once a real existence in this world! Although I don't know why it has disappeared completely, I can't help but feel the breath of God in his former residence, and the pilgrimage-like mood can not help but arise.
Tang Yue'er carefully confirmed the seal characters on the tablet again, and re-watched the few things on the hanger again, before pulling Zhao Feifei, twisting her waist slightly, and returning to the bed.
"Husband, since Nezha is doing well, how could he disappear with the other immortals?"
Sister Yue'er lay on Han Feng's chest, put a crystal thigh on the man, hugged the man's neck with both hands, and asked softly in her ear:
"Like Nezha, Erlang God, Taishang Laojun, etc., these immortals are all very powerful! And who can take them all? Could it be that there is some great change in this heavenly court that will cause the current situation where people go to the empty building? Otherwise, with Nezha's ability, how could he not even have time to take away the weapon? ”
Since it was determined that the owner of the house was Nezha, the weapons on those pylons were about to come out.
The colorful gold ring like the hula hoop is the legendary "Ever-changing Qiankun Circle", which can be big or small according to the owner's wishes, and can also turn over the river and the sea, and sweep the Qiankun. Throw an attack, hit every hundred shots, and contain huge power, and the end is extremely powerful.
Jinxia Hot Wheels, containing the meaning of Tai Chi, the momentum of wind and fire, is extremely fast, and the sky and the earth are extremely fast!
The thunderbolt mixed with the sky is the "red cloth" that faintly glows red and attracts the attention of Tang Yue'er. Seven feet square, water and fire do not invade. It will automatically bind the opponent, and even if it is damaged by the treasure of the immortal family, it can be restored by itself, which can be described as endless and forever.
And the red cherry spear is actually two handles in one, which is the ancient snake spirit, and somehow, it became this spear. And the tip of the snow bright spear is its sharp fangs! In addition, this spear is extremely dancing, and it can also spew out purple flames, ecstasy and bones. Not only can it destroy the opponent's body, but it can also hurt his soul or spirit, which is really ruthless! Hence the name of the gun "Purple Flame Snake Fang".
Other weapons such as gold bricks, yin and yang swords, demon slaying swords, and divine fire covers were all piled up in the corners of the walls under the chaotic sky.
Thinking of Nezha's lotus root as his body, in addition to these portable weapons, which are the real red stripes coming and going, the crazy brother couldn't help but start teasing Hongjun Lao'er's taste:
Even if Nezha is a bunch of lotus roots, even if Nezha is reborn regardless of gender, but when he is taken out of this world, Hongjun has to wrap someone in a piece of clothing, right?
However, in the face of Tang Yue'er's question, the crazy brother still didn't dare to say a word about the catastrophe of the destruction of the world, and he was afraid that his family would be worried about it, so he also pretended to be puzzled and frowned:
"Why is there such a weird thing, my husband can't think of a reason...... Is it like changing the world in the world, the old does not go, and the new does not come? ”
Zhao Feifei was also curled up in Han Feng's arms, and when he heard this, he was overjoyed, propped himself up, and shouted:
"What else do you want to do? The ownerless things in the sky and the world are all owned by my ...... 'Han Family Cottage'! Now that the ownership has been changed, it doesn't matter who his original owner is! According to me, everything in this heavenly court, including every grass and tree, is ours! Who would dare to rob it? ”
When this girl spoke confidently, the peaks and peaks on her chest dangled in front of Han Feng's eyes, causing a certain wolf to be confused and difficult to control herself, so she hurriedly laughed:
"Feifei really won my heart...... In recognition of your efforts to the development of the Han family, you must reward it well - execute it immediately! ”
As soon as the words fell, the wolf's mouth opened, and in an instant, he already grabbed a grape......
The war resumed, and the results remained. Although Han Feng didn't like this feeling of not being up or down, in order not to leave any shadow on his two wives, he deliberately pretended to be extremely satisfied:
"I didn't expect Feifei and Yue'er to become more and more capable! Looks like we'll just need to take a break and move on to the next round...... How? ”
When the two girls heard it, did this pay it back? At the moment, they were coquettish in unison, in short, they didn't follow. The crazy brother was just trying to distract the two women, and looking at the situation, he really couldn't be whipped by himself anymore, so he pushed the boat down the river, and said a few more meat jokes, so he skipped the topic.
But if the way of husband and wife and Dunlun always goes on like this, it is not a good thing!
Although Tang Yue'er had a plan in mind, the time had not yet come, so she could only keep it secret......
"Come and see this bracelet." Han Feng pillowed his head on Zhao Feifei's lap, and as soon as his mind moved, the "Circle of Change" immediately rose from the pylon, and in a blink of an eye, it stayed in front of the three-person bed.
"Although this bracelet can be changed, it can only be bigger or smaller, and it is not as good as Sun Wukong's monkey hair......" The crazy brother lazily commented:
"However, its strength is extremely great, and it is a rare treasure to defend itself or attack the enemy!"
With Han Feng's voice, the Qiankun circle really gradually became smaller, and finally it really became a bracelet. The cyan is the bottom, colorful, floating quietly in front of the eyes, the body is light and agile, but occasionally there are bursts of vicissitudes of majestic momentum.
"What a beautiful bracelet...... Zhao Feifei's big eyes immediately fell on this "Qiankun bracelet", and he carefully observed it up and down, and the meaning of taking it for himself was already very obvious.
Tang Yue'er smiled faintly and quietly admired the bracelet. As the heir of an antique family, although Sister Yue'er also likes this treasure very much, she is never willing to compete with her sisters.
Han Feng glanced at Sister Yue'er with satisfaction, and then smiled again:
"Other than that, that red cloth is pretty good."
The so-called "red cloth" is the thunderbolt mixed with the sky. The crazy brother deliberately called it "red cloth", but it was Tang Yue'er's description of it before complaining. As soon as the words came out, he naturally received the white eyes thrown by Sister Yue'er, charming and delicate, and the crazy brother moved his index finger again.
Chaotian Aya flew to the bed, and slowly unfolded with Han Feng's mind, and it turned out to be a square red silk with a length and width of seven feet. The color is bright, bright and dazzling.
"This bastard Aya wants the legendary 'Bundle Immortal Rope', which can automatically bind the enemy according to the master's will. And it is not afraid of fire and water, and it is invulnerable. Han Feng looked at Tang Yue'er and said with praise:
"The rarest thing is its ability to regenerate - no matter how damaged it is, it can always be restored quickly. It is also a rare self-defense weapon! ”
"As for the others, they are not suitable for beautiful women." Han Feng sat up and said:
"You can pick one of these two treasures. The other few weapons will be kept by my husband for the time being, and they will be given to those who are destined in the future. ”
As soon as Zhao Feifei heard what Han Feng said, he reached out and grabbed the bracelet without thinking. But he let go in the blink of an eye, turned around and smiled sweetly:
"Sister Yue'er, it's rare for my husband to give us benefits today, you choose first-don't be polite! Otherwise, what should this stingy husband do if he suddenly feels sorry for the baby and takes it back? ”
Tang Yue'er looked at her softly, and said with a warm smile:
"Actually, which one of us chooses, and what's the difference? Will you not lend it to me when I want to use it? Or Feifei said it well, let's start now, we can't cheapen my husband, lest he suddenly regret it again! ”
Before he finished speaking, he had already wrapped the chaotic sky Aya on his body, like a bright red tight-fitting short group, which made Sister Yue'er's face like a red glow and jade legs better than snow!