Chapter 519: I'll Let the Boss Clean You Up
Seeing that his big dog is tall and scares people to come and try a hundred times, his most beloved and the most ferocious Pitbull in the world has become a lost dog, and he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants (in fact, the dog is not wearing pants), Humpty Dumpty was suddenly shocked and angry.
He planned to personally go into battle to teach this little white face a lesson, but before going into battle, he had to weigh the strength of both the enemy and us.
Although the little white face in front of me is a head taller than me, he looks like a bamboo pole with thin arms and legs, and he can't blow him down by blowing his own breath, but he probably lies down when he punches him.
Thinking of this, Humpty Dumpty immediately had courage. "Hey, stinky boy, what did you do to my Robin Hood?"
"I'm standing right here and you see it, what do you say I've done?" Chen Hao shrugged his shoulders innocently.
Humpty Dumpty glanced back at his pitbull, and then pretended to be fierce at Chen Hao. "Stinky boy, you've scared my pitbull out of the woods. Do you know how valuable this pitbull is? Speak out and scare you to death, there is a dog fighting ring built in one corner of this dog market where dog fighting competitions are held every week. My Robin Hood was the champion of the dog fight in the last year, and his worth has skyrocketed to the point of being worth a fortune. Last time, a boy came to the capital, and he asked me for 10 million to buy it, but I didn't agree. ”
"Phew! You brag and don't make drafts. Chen Hao immediately interrupted Humpty Dumpty's chatter, pouted and said disapprovingly: "This dog is still the champion of the dog fighting competition?" I think it's about the same as the winner of the head-down competition. ”
"Bastard, you can insult me, but you must not insult my Robin Hood, you take 10 million to compensate, I spare your life, otherwise, hum ......"
Humpty Dumpty said 10 million, of course, it was the lion who opened his mouth, and he guessed that the little white face on the opposite side could have a hundred and eighty thousand, which was already very remarkable.
First say 10 million to scare him, and then let him pay 100,000, even if it is the price of offending himself, Humpty Dumpty thought to himself.
"Ten million? What a big breath! Chen Hao sneered and said. Chen Hao reached out and took out a checkbook and a pen from the pocket of his clothes, wrote a few words on "brush, brush, brush", and then tore them off to show Humpty Dumpty. "Dead fatty, 10 million is here."
Humpty Dumpty was dumbfounded, the reason why he said this was purely to scare Chen Hao, lest he get entangled with the sick dog, but he didn't expect Chen Hao, a fool, to really take out 10 million.
He stared carefully at the check in front of him, a series of zeros dazzled him, he rubbed his eyes, and counted three times, yes, it was really ten million.
Is this check real or fake? This million will be their own right away? Humpty Dumpty never found himself so happy, as if he had gone out of his own shit luck.
Last night I had a dream, which I still remember vividly: I was walking alone on the road when suddenly a gust of wind blew a piece of paper on my face. When I took off the piece of paper and looked at it, it turned out to be a check for 10 million. I didn't expect that today's dream came true, and this 10 million was really sent to my pocket.
Looking at Chen Hao, he seems to be a very shrewd person, but he didn't expect to be a stunned person and a loser. Taking a closer look at Chen Hao, Humpty Dumpty found that the little white face was really cute, he stretched out his trembling hand and was about to take it, when the check suddenly disappeared from Chen Hao's hand.
"Silly fat man, I said 10 million here, I didn't say it was for you, if you have the ability, come and get it." Chen Hao's hand holding the check of tens of millions raised towards Humpty Dumpty, and put the check into his pocket with a smile.
"Bastard, dare to trick me!" Humpty Dumpty knew that he had been tricked by Chen Hao, and in a fit of rage, he jumped up and slapped Chen Hao in the face. The others are short and fat, and their hands are short, and they really can't reach Chen Hao's face if they don't jump.
Chen Hao always kept smiling, and at the moment when Humpty Dumpty's hand was about to hit his face, Chen Hao took a lightning step back, let go of his palm, and at the same time reached out and flicked his hand, Humpty Dumpty's figure couldn't help but spin in place twice. By the time he staggered to his feet, he was already dizzy and dazzled, and the stars were flying in front of him.
"Stinky boy, you dare to hit me, I want you to look good!" After Humpty Dumpty finished speaking, he rushed towards Chen Hao, but with a "bang", his head hit the door frame with a solid head, and a large bag gradually bulged on his forehead. It turned out that he was dizzy and took the door frame as Chen Hao.
Chen Hao is Ha Lu Ha Da smiled, he came to find Humpty Dumpty's trouble this time, not to ask Humpty Dumpty to compensate for anything, but to teach him a small lesson, so that he understands that being a man cannot be unscrupulous for money. Seeing that Humpty Dumpty had already suffered a lot, Chen Hao also planned to leave.
This collision knocked Humpty Dumpty to his senses, he shook his head, and finally found Chen Hao. "Stinky boy, there's a kind of you don't go, I'll let my boss clean you up."
Chen Hao had already raised his feet and was about to go out, but when he heard Humpty Dumpty's words, he took back his feet that had stepped out. "Oh, who's your boss, I'd like to see it. Okay, I'll just sit here and see what your boss can do to me. ”
After Chen Hao finished speaking, he pulled over a chair and sat down, looking at Humpty Dumpty with a mocking smile.
Humpty Dumpty stumbled out of the city, and in a moment there was a lot of noise outside, the chickens did not fly, and the dogs cried out.
Soon, a man with a cheeky face rushed into the room, followed by a few thugs with sticks.
"Lao Zhu, is this kid?" The leader of the gangsters pointed to Chen Hao, who was sitting on a stool with Erlang's legs crossed, and asked Humpty Dumpty.
Chen Hao couldn't help but laugh out loud, this short and fat man really looks like a descendant of Zhu Bajie.
"That's right, it's him, he owes me 100,000 and won't pay it back." Humpty Dumpty cried out as he rubbed the big bag on his head.
"Are you mistaken? It's 10 million, not 100,000. Chen Hao said with a grin.
What the! Lao Zhu, a bastard, told me that there was a person who owed him 100,000 yuan and didn't pay it back, and he beat people very arrogantly, so I taught me a lesson, and promised to get back the benefit fee of 50,000 yuan for him.
Hearing that this Lao Zhu was still acquainted, he brought someone over. I didn't expect that guy to lie to me, fuck, the debt of 10 million is only 50,000 for himself, and according to the rules of the Tao, it is at least 2 million. When I get the money back, I'll give this pig a little bit of hardship.
The gangster leader turned around and glared at Humpty Dumpty, and said viciously: "Lao Zhu, you have a kind, even I dare to deceive, I'll clean you up when I go back!" ”