Chapter 1 Girl, Brother Chun, Landlord

Late at night.

In a residential building in Hongkou Community, Shanghai.

"Oh~ This one is really good! It can't be P's, right? In this silent room, the excited voice of a certain young man sounded.

It was a young man in a blue and white striped shirt and boxers, looking clear-eyed. I saw the young man lazily leaning back on the chair, swaying his feet leisurely, staring at the computer screen in front of him, and sliding back and forth with the mouse in his right hand.

This young man's name is Wang Xiaochun, male, female, 25 years old this year, with a bachelor's degree. His parents are from the countryside, but his family is well-off, and he doesn't need subsidies, he is wasting his youth and wants to live a single life for a few more years.

Now Wang Xiaochun can be said to live alone, although there is only one person, but life can still be maintained. Now he is the existence that the whole family is fed alone, and the whole family is not hungry.

Wang Xiaochun is now a freelancer and an otaku profession, if there is an otaku profession, and now he is looking at all kinds of pictures of sister paper on the computer with relish.

is not an otaku, and he can't understand Wang Xiaochun's excitement at all. This is a website with a beautiful picture gallery known as the first in the country'Meng Shen Mei Paper Base',And Wang Xiaochun is a member of this website.,You can browse beautiful cute pictures happily without limits.。

"The two-dimensional girl is more cute!" Wang Xiaochun braved the wolf's gaze, looked at a few cute pictures of his two-dimensional sister on the computer, and said excitedly.

"Hurry up and download it, save it on your computer, and you can enjoy it slowly later." Wang Xiaochun said happily, and clicked the left mouse button on the computer screen where the two words were displayed on the website, ready to save the cute pictures of these two-dimensional beautiful girl papers.

"Uh...... I rub! This is, what kind of thing, disturbing my appreciation of sister paper. "Just when Wang Xiaochun was about to download, an ad suddenly popped up, and he didn't look at the content on the web page, so he moved the mouse to the 'X' of the web page, clicked it, and wanted to cross it off immediately.

"Paralyzed, I can't fork it! Is the computer stuck? "Wang Xiaochun clicked the 'X' on the webpage with the mouse, and he couldn't cross it after clicking it several times.

That's when he noticed the information on the page.

I saw that this was a web page with countless galaxies and spaces in the sky, with illusory patterns such as angels, fairies, and dragons, and a white dialog box on it: "Congratulations, you have obtained the blessing of the delusional Lord God!" Please dare to accept, please choose dare/don't dare. ”

"Rub! What a fucking thing! Wang Xiaochun looked at the information in the white dialog box on the web page and cursed, "Why do you have to pop up messy ads and web pages on the computer every time?" ”

Wang Xiaochun shook his head and decisively pressed Alt+F4 on the keyboard.

"No response! Paralyzing! He shook his head helplessly, complained, and pressed Alt+ctrl+del on the keyboard to open the task manager, trying to end the task process, but it was useless, there was still information about the web page on the computer screen.

"Sister, it's really fucked!" After shouting a few words, Wang Xiaochun sighed helplessly. I pressed the switch of the host computer twice, ready to boot and restart, but there was still no response. Tossed back and forth for more than ten minutes, but it was useless.

"It's over! It's a fuck of a fuck! Wang Xiaochun was extremely unhappy. There is no way, only tomorrow to go to 'Bainaohui' to repair or reinstall a system.

He was about to turn off the power sockets for the computer and monitor, but when he looked at the glaring white dialog box on the web page, he clicked 'dare' in the "dare/don't dare" option.

"Paralyzed, what is Lao Tzu afraid of?"

I saw that Wang Xiaochun clicked on the option of 'dare', and a white dialog box popped up on the computer.

"Do you choose the Parallel World Realm, or the Otherworldly Realm? Please select the Parallel Universe / Otherworldly Realm. ”

Wang Xiaochun moved his mouse and clicked on the 'Parallel World Realm', and a white dialog box appeared.

"Games? Who hasn't played it, it's a play on words. "Looking at the web page popping up one dialog box after another, I think this web game is still quite interesting, the game is so attractive.

As soon as Wang Xiaochun finished clicking on the 'Parallel World Realm', a white dialog box appeared on the computer screen: "You can make a wish to the delusional main god for free to get a way to get a golden finger, please choose - self/foreign object/others." ”

There are three options, which are self, external objects, and others.

"This game is still very professional." Wang Xiaochun thought.

Although Wang Xiaochun doesn't know the specific meaning of the three options, people always have a strange psychology, and the more they can't understand, the more curious they are. He knew the meaning of himself and external objects, and he didn't understand the meaning of 'others', so he once again clicked on the option of "others".

Then, the simple/complex options appear below, and the white dialog box reads: "Think carefully." ”

"Does this need to be carefully considered? Of course, it's complicated. Wang Xiaochun pouted after reading the four words, although we are otaku, but I also have the spirit of challenge, and I don't play simple mentally handicapped games.

Then a line of text appeared on the screen: "After crossing into the parallel world, what are your personal emotional tendencies?" Please choose - Girl/Friend/Shemale. ”

Wang Xiaochun looked at this row of words and had to sigh: "This word game is really fine and very connotative." ”

Personal emotional tendencies.,Girl,Friend,Shemale.。

Unlike last time, Wang Xiaochun didn't have a cheap hand this time, and directly clicked on the option of 'girl', "Paralyzed, I'm a psychologically normal man, and I have no love for my friends and shemales." ”

After choosing 'Girl', a new question popped up on the screen: "After crossing into the parallel world, what kind of man do you want to become?" Please choose - Long Aotian / Little White Face / Brother Chun. ”

"Ha Lu, Ha ......," Wang Xiaochun laughed.

Without hesitation, he chose the option of 'Brother Chun'.

"As much as I would love to be Little White Face or Long Aotian, who made me have the word 'spring' in my name? So, I'd better choose 'Brother Chun'. ”

Wang Xiaochun found that this word game was really interesting, which made him very interested.

He stared at the screen with bright eyes, and saw that it read: "After crossing over to the Parallel World, what is your dream career?" Please select - Celebrity/Loser/Landlord. ”

Celebrities are very easy to understand, and losers are also very easy to understand, for the profession of landlord, Wang Xiaochun is a little confused by the second monk, is there anything awesome about this profession? can be compared with celebrities and losers.

"The pig's feet in the novel are either stars and movie stars, or they are losers and local tyrants, so I, Brother Chun, should be special." Wang Xiaochun muttered in his heart. He just likes to challenge the unknown, and directly chose the 'landlord'.

This time, Wang Xiaochun was cheap again.

After clicking on the 'Landlord' option, there was a sudden garbled text on the screen.

"Damn, what the fuck is this bullshit word game, have you cleared the level?" Wang Xiaochun cursed.

It's just in the middle of the fun, and this fucking word game is actually playing strike.

Wang Xiaochun was holding back the fire in his heart, the computer was Kirby, and the word game was also Kirby.

Fortunately, the gibberish on the screen disappeared, and several rows of golden text appeared, which were very conspicuous:

"Please note that after you travel to the Parallel World, as long as you become a landlord and let the girl be your tenant, you can get a chance to win a delusional lottery once a week. (The higher the number of teenage tenants, the higher the chance of winning a prize.) )”

"Please note that after you have crossed over to the Parallel World, you will be able to become a guest of your tenants, and after achieving a very high achievement, you can get an additional chance to win a delusional lottery. (Please seize this opportunity, the delusional lottery has the potential to make you transcendent and become a god.) )”

"Please note that delusion is omnipotent, it is the source of everything, as long as you are bold and innovative, and show the truest heart and emotion, it is possible to become the next god of delusion."

Wang Xiaochun blinked his eyes and looked at the two rows of golden words, and said in his heart: "This word game can really fool people, and you can become a god when you are a landlord?" Just kidding, right? ”

If you can become a god when you are a landlord, how can the protagonists in the novel who are hard,, trampling people, and killing monsters in order to become stronger be embarrassed?

"However, this wordplay is still relatively in-depth, and it all touches on the heart and emotion."

Next, the screen turned out to be stuck again.

This row of golden text freezes.

Unplugged the power, removed the battery, and still froze.

Strange thing, hell!

Wang Xiaochun has no energy to get angry, and it's useless to be angry.

"Yawn and go to sleep."

Shaking his head and yawning, he collapsed on a bed not far away and fell asleep in a few seconds.

After Wang Xiaochun fell asleep, the light of the computer screen gradually intensified, and wisps of twelve-colored light radiated to a certain young man who was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly......

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