[075] The second watch goes, happy to ask for a monthly pass!
Chu Changge heard her words, and was stunned in place for a long time, eating? Well, eating? After being stunned for a long time, after finding his senses, he immediately said in a loud voice: "Wait! ”
Wait a minute?
Tang Taihuang turned his head and glanced at him, his expression was very murderous, could it be that this Chu Changge didn't want her to do this kind of thing out of mother-son love? However, even if Chu Changge was unwilling to let her go, she still wanted to go!
But soon, she knew she was thinking too much. After Chu Changge stopped them, he slowly entered his dormitory, and let Tai Huang and Jun Jinglan wait for him at the door.
After about half a cup of tea, he finally came out.
Holding a palace maid's dress in his hand, it was the kind of palace maid's dress in the imperial dining room, and then, handing it to her with a smile, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked, and he was freehand: "Instead of forcing her to eat it, it is better to let her eat it willingly, what do you say?" ”
You tell me......
Well, the palace maid's suit, now seems to be a good time for supper.
Tang Taihuang pondered for a while, and looked Chu Changge up and down a little strangely, it was his mother, instigating her to beat his father, and helping her feed his mother, this Chu Changge is okay, right?
Didn't you want to trap her?!
With this strange thought, he looked Chu Changge up and down for a long time, but seeing him with thin lips and a smile, he looked in a very good mood, and it seemed that he asked Yutaihuang to clean up Queen Chu and feed her a few pieces of feces, which was something he had hoped for a long time in his life! Xing looked at her without blinking.
Just as she was silent, Chu Changge smiled again and put forward his suggestion: "In this king's mansion, there are many cooks!" Crush this stuff and let them make Soviet-style pastries and send them to the queen mother! Her favorite food in her life is Suzhou-style pastries, maybe this fresh variety will make her love to eat it, and she will want to eat it after eating it all! ”
As soon as he said this, Little Star and Cuihua Boy's Shoes quickly covered their buttocks! If you still want to eat after eating, don't they have to pull often? Overeating is not good for your health!
That's not right!
Seeing that the Tangtai Huang still looked at him without blinking, Chu Changge laughed again, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked with a smile, and he said almost a little evilly: "Tangtai Huang, believe in this king, there will be no one in this world who wants to see that woman eat more than this king!" ”
It's a pity, he didn't expect such a good countermeasure for so many years, and today is really thanks to the reminder of the Taihuang!
"She's not your mother?" Tang Taihuang asked strangely, he really felt very strange, Chu Yuli was bullied like that, and he still cared about this family affection, and today he gave in to Queen Chu in every way, and really thought about using his life to fulfill Chu Changfeng's great cause.
But Chu Changge hasn't been tossed much yet, so he said this kind of thing, and it's really no wonder that Taihuang would think like this.
Chu Changge smiled, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked with a smile, uninhibited, and he replied: "It doesn't matter if it's the king's biological mother, the important thing is that the king doesn't like her, he doesn't like it very much!" If she had known about this idea earlier, she might have eaten it many times with the help of this king...... Finish! ”
The word in the middle, even if you don't say it, should understand what it means.
The corners of Yutai Huang's mouth twitched, looking at this, Chu Changge's resentment towards Queen Chu was very deep, not ordinarily deep. The suspicion of him, after all, is only for a while, Chu Changge is an enemy or a friend, after such a long time, she can still tell the difference, he should not cheat her.
So, after glancing at Jun Jinglan, Yutai Huang received a smile and a nod from the other party, and finally agreed to Chu Changge's suggestion! Make the feces of the little stars and emerald flowers into pastries and give them to Queen Chu to eat.
Next, Chu Changge began to tell them very enthusiastically about the shift change situation in the palace and when they usually eat supper.
The details are so specific that they make the Taihuang smack their tongues, and Chu Changge is worthy of being a habitual thief of the palace, and he actually knows it in such detail.
After Chu Changge finished explaining and introducing, Tang Taihuang looked at him with a little smiling and said, "You took the two of us to live here, and told us all about the structure of the palace and the change of shifts, aren't you afraid that we are here to make trouble?" Or do you have other motives, such as trying to assassinate your father or something? ”
As soon as he asked this, Chu Changge immediately smiled: "I believe you!" If the king is wrong, it doesn't matter, even if you say you want to kill them, the king won't stop you! It's good to kill them, people always have to endure so many entanglements and sufferings in life, husband and wife fighting, father and son cannibalism, mother and son separation. They may not be as happy as they appear on the surface, but if they die, they will be fulfilled! ”
As he said this, he didn't see the slightest disgust or any compassion, but just lightly stated his thoughts.
"If they really die, the state of Chu will be in turmoil!" Taihuang spoke very realistically.
At this time, Chu Changge didn't mind anymore, smiled and leaned on the chaise longue behind him, shook the jade bone fan in his hand uninhibitedly, and then said casually: "This king is not the ruler of the Chu State, and the second has no ambition to save the people of the world from fire and water, the Chu State is in chaos, what does this king have to do?" As long as the last emperor is still surnamed Chu, this king will still be a pampered prince! It's really not good, this king just rolled up the money and ran away, where is it not the same drunk and dreaming of death, wanton and free? ”
Such irresponsible remarks spit out of his mouth like this! Tang Taihuang has always thought that royal people enjoy so many special things, and they have to pay corresponding responsibilities, and the royal people she knows are all like this, but this Chu Changge is an outlier. And he seems to be very proud of the fact that he is an anomaly!
Looking at the royal family in the world, I am afraid that he is the one who lives the most wanton and chic. Everyone is competing in the ups and downs of the red dust, only he seems to be drunk and obsessed with gold, but in fact, he is free from the world. I don't know whether to envy him for being uninhibited or despising him for being irresponsible!
But no matter what, when it comes to this, there is no need to worry about it anymore, nodding in response, breathing a sigh of relief, he closed his eyes leisurely, lay on the chair, and waited for the Suzhou-style pastry with little stars and cuihua's poop as the material, freshly baked!
The wait is long, and the prospect of Empress Chu is very sad to see.
……
In the country of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, a beautiful man dressed in white sits high in the lotus platform.
A snow-white lotus, a peerless immortal. Looking at its shape alone, its appearance, the smoke on all sides, and his posture, it is like a fairy coming down from Penglai Immortal Mountain. Sit high in the clouds and look down on the world.
In an instant, such a beautiful fairyland was broken, and some people panicked and stumbled in.
His body was full of undried water, and he came all the way, and at a glance, it was impossible to distinguish whether the water on his body was sweat or seawater. After he came in, he knelt down on one knee and said, "Master Guoshi, it's not good!" The subordinates were incompetent, and we were ordered to intercept them, but, but ......"
One sentence of "but", he said very worriedly, and the next words were stuck in his throat for a long time and did not come out. Although the National Teacher is compassionate, has the common people in his heart, and never overly harshly criticizes the people under him, but when he looks up, he sees the boundless light of the sky, as well as the holy face of the National Teacher, under such holy light, he deeply feels that he has lived up to the expectations of the National Teacher, and he has not completed the task, which is really a damn thing!
Such a strong sense of guilt made him no longer dare to look up at the national teacher standing on a high place! Because if he looks at it for a while, he will have an urge to commit suicide and apologize!
After listening to it halfway, he waved his hand slightly, looking like he already knew, and his voice sounded like a fairy: "Needless to say, the national teacher already knows!" When the two of them come, it will be a catastrophe, and you have gone, but you have not stopped it, but it is only because of the will of heaven that you must not disobey it! Even if the national division wants to stop it, it can't stop it! ”
After laughing speechlessly, he glanced at the blue sky, described the free and easy dust, and seemed to sigh quite emotionally: "Let's go! Cease! Cease! Manpower is irreversible, so it obeys the destiny of heaven! ”
His ethereal voice fell, and the people standing below already had tears flowing out of the corners of their eyes! I blamed myself for my incompetence to the top, and the National Teacher was so concerned about the common people of the world, and for the stability of the world, he sent them there, but unfortunately they were so useless, and they lived up to the expectations of the National Teacher like this!
The more I thought about it, the more sad I became, and finally stood up, gritted my teeth and took out the saber at my waist, my heart was crossed, and the knife was wiped on my neck-
Blood splattered, then fell to the ground, and died.
Seeing this, the smile on the lotus platform was speechless, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times. And at this moment, only Ye Xingchen and him were left in the entire altar, he turned his head to look at Ye Xingchen, and said very speechlessly: "Does Lao Tzu's appearance look terrifying?" ”
He has obviously put on a very fairy look, a look that I have forgiven you, for Mao As long as these people fail in their mission, they will commit suicide one after another when they see him when they come back?
Could it be that his expression unconsciously revealed a look that made the other party apologize for his guilt?
Ye Xingchen looked at him for a long time before he said very sincerely: "Master Guoshi, your appearance is not terrible at all, but after seeing your appearance, it will give people a strong sense of guilt, and make people feel that it is a very damn thing to not complete the task you given......
This is the sorrow of being an immortal! In the eyes of the world, he is a fairy-like figure, so ...... Xiao Wuxiao let out a long sigh and asked, "Is there anything you can do to change this situation?" ”
Ye Xingchen hesitated for a moment, and then suggested, "You go down from the lotus platform, don't sit so high, don't sit in this smoke-filled place. Then find a random bench to sit and eat melon seeds, and say what is in your heart to the person who failed the task, and probably the other party will not kill himself! ”
According to his understanding of the National Teacher, what he said in his heart was definitely not a destiny, but - it's really fucking useless, let Lao Tzu wait for so long in vain! , don't let Lao Tzu see you again!
Xiao was speechless and listened to this, and after being silent for a while, after thinking about which is more important to the other party's life or his own image, he finally sighed: "The life and death of people have long been destined by God!" Since they are going to die, their teachers have always been merciful, so don't force them! ”
The corners of Ye Xingchen's mouth twitched, he resisted the desire to complain, and asked: "Master National Teacher, please forgive your subordinates for not understanding, why did you send someone to stop Jun Jinglan and Yutai Huang back?" Is it true that because they came, there was a catastrophe? ”
Xiao was speechless and silent for a while, and finally slowly closed his eyes and said, "No, it's the selfishness of the national teacher." If they don't come, or if there is ...... It's just that it's useless to talk too much, the horizontal and vertical have already come. It's just that if the woman knows that it was her national teacher who sent someone to stop her, I'm afraid that ...... "I'm afraid I'll find trouble with Lao Tzu!" Maybe let Jun Jinglan take the knife and ride a horse to cut Lao Tzu again!
Ye Xingchen answered: "The national teacher doesn't have to worry, you don't mean to take their lives, even if you know, you shouldn't be too angry!" ”
"I hope ......"
This sound, floating in the vast air, if there is nothing, seems to listen to the sound of the sky.
……
Here, according to what Chu Changge gave, Yutai Huang has successfully dressed up as a palace maid, and with the help of Jun Jinglan, he unknowingly entered the palace and knocked out several palace maids who sent supper to Queen Chu.
Jun Jinglan stood on the roof waiting for her for a long time, she opened the lid and ate all the pastries of Queen Chu, which were very delicious. Then with a smile, he put the makeover little star and the poop of the green flower into it, and the workmanship was very exquisite.
It is also very good-looking, it looks soft and glutinous, and it is very delicious. Hey......
When they arrived at the gate of Empress Chu's bedroom, the palace maids glanced behind her, frowned and asked, "You came alone?" ”
Tang Taihuang quickly said what Chu Changge suggested to her: "Those people are tired today, and Sun Gonggong is punishing them, so he let the slave and maid come alone!" ”
The maid at the door was very satisfied with her low-eyed appearance when she spoke to herself, and her vanity was very satisfied, so she nodded and said, "Go in, the queen is waiting!" ”
"Yes!" Yutai Huang answered, then went in with the pastry, didn't look up at Queen Chu, saluted directly, put it on the table in front of her, and then uncovered the lid.
"Huh?" Queen Chu's voice was a little puzzled, and her face was angry, she should still be angry about Chu Yuli's disobedience today! He glanced at the pastry and hesitated, "It seems that this kind of pastry has never been seen in this palace!" ”
Taihuang immediately spoke: "This is specially made for you by the new chef, this chef is still invited by the third prince from outside, it is all his filial piety to you!" ”
Chu Changge said that mentioning Chu Changfeng when necessary can dispel the other party's suspicions.
Sure enough, when Queen Chu heard this, she was overjoyed, and her bad mood because of Chu Yuli instantly improved: "Oh? Was it prepared by Changfeng? That Hongu really wants to taste it! ”
The palace maid on the side listened, and quickly tried to be non-toxic with a silver needle, Queen Chu twisted a piece, put it in her mouth, chewed it a few times in the peeking gaze of the Taihuang, and frowned: "The taste is a little strange, sour and glutinous, this palace has never tasted this taste!" ”
Of course, who would dare to give you? The Taihuang lowered his head and snickered.
After Queen Chu ate a piece, she didn't taste it, and she still felt dissatisfied, so she ate another piece, and finally tasted the taste: "Sour but not but, sweet but not greasy, with a peculiar fragrance......"
That's the fox smell of Cuihua...... The Taihuang held back a smile again.
In the end, Queen Chu commented: "It is indeed delicious! ”
"Poof......" Yutaihuang held back a smile again.
Follow the little star and the emerald flower children's shoes to join in the fun, as soon as they heard this, they looked at each other, since she likes to eat so much, how many more will we reward her?
------Off topic------
Brother Shan said that the second watch will be given only if there are more monthly tickets, haha, in fact, the second watch will be given if there are more tickets and fewer votes. Although it seems that the increase in the ticket is still very small at this point, it must not disappoint the girl who has already voted for the monthly ticket and is looking forward to the second watch! If you are disappointed, it is my fault, and my brother can't bear to hurt you!
Okay, the second watch has been offered, if you have a monthly pass, please vote, brother kneels down here to thank you, what!