Chapter 276, Officer, Do You Have This Fetish Too?

"You kid, you want to take the opportunity to blackmail! I'm telling you, I can call the police! Optimus Prime was annoyed and was about to call, "Hey, 110?" 110, someone blackmails me, come quickly! ”

"Call the police?" Officer Hao was really speechless, "Please, aren't we police?" Why are you still calling 110? Wait, 110 will still let us call the police. ”

"I'm so brain-dead! Ride a donkey to find a donkey! Optimus Prime spat the ground.

"Spitting, a fine of five hundred!" Officer Hao took out his pen and wrote it down in a small notebook.

"What? You, are you crazy? Why did you fine me five hundred? Optimus Prime's eyes widened, staring at Officer Hao.

"Insulting the police and a fine of three hundred. Obstruction of police officers in the performance of their official duties shall be fined 300 ??????" Officer Hao wrote it down again so carefully that he didn't blink an eyelid.

Now, Optimus Prime didn't dare to say any more.

The people around them burst into laughter.

"Okay, Brother Optimus Prime, how much money do you have left?" The thin monkey finally saw the way and pulled Optimus Prime.

"And five hundred? What's wrong? Optimus Prime asked.

"Brother, let's admit it, you can just take out the five hundred and give them to them." The skinny monkey was nervously sweating and was about to run down his face.

"If you're afraid, you give it yourself, it's my business?" Optimus Prime was annoyed.

"Brother, if you don't give it, none of us will be able to leave today." The thin monkey lay next to Optimus Prime's ear and said secretly, "Didn't you see that this policeman and Lu Xiaofeng are in the same group?" Are they intent on fixing us? I know that you are a good man, but a good man does not suffer immediate losses? ”

"Okay, I've got it." Optimus Prime sighed and took out five hundred yuan from his pocket, "I should give my grandson New Year's money." ”

The thin monkey took the thousand yuan and obediently handed it to Xiaofeng.

"Grandpa Xiaofeng, this money, even if we compensate you, will you spare us?"

Xiaofeng took the money, nodded, and said with a smile: "Okay, for the sake of your grandson's face, I will spare you two." ”

"Why don't you get out of here?" Officer Hao scolded.

The two hooligans had to limp away, and they didn't dare to turn their heads back.

The crowd burst into knowing laughter.

Today, they can be regarded as seeing a wonderful show.

"Alright, everyone, it's none of your business here, let's disperse." Officer Hao sent away all these people who loved to watch the excitement.

"Oh, Lu Xiaofeng, there is something to do, you can stay for a while." Officer Hao turned around and said to Xiao Feng.

Xiaofeng blinked and nodded, "No problem." ”

"Xiao Liu, you should go back first." Officer Hao said to Xiao Liu.

Xiao Liu also left obediently.

Now, only Xiaofeng and Officer Hao are left.

"Come, little wind, let's go talk under the tree by the roadside." Officer Hao kindly put his arm on Xiaofeng's shoulders and led him to the side of the road.

This Officer Hao's performance seems to be a little different from usual?

"Officer Hao, Xie Lu thanked you just now." Xiaofeng smiled very kindly, "Last time I was in the bureau, I offended you so much, I'm sorry." ”

Xiao Feng is a person with clear grievances, although last time Officer Hao arrested him by mistake, the two of them had a quarrel. However, Officer Hao still helped himself today, which can be regarded as a flattening.

"Alas, why are you still talking about the rotten grain of Chen sesame seeds? Wasn't that a misunderstanding? Officer Hao said, "I have something else to tell you." ”

"Oh, something else?" Xiaofeng understood, "I know." ”

As he spoke, Xiao Feng took out five hundred of the one thousand yuan he had "seized" from the thin monkey just now, "Officer, these five hundred, count me Xie Lu to thank you." ”

Isn't this officer just trying to get some advantage? Wouldn't it be nice if I gave it to you? I'm not a fool, I know.

"What are you doing here?" Officer Hao became serious, "Lu Xiaofeng, I can arrest you for bribing the police, do you know what to do?" ”

"Huh?" Xiaofeng was stunned.

Officer Hao is quite upright, but this time, he should have misunderstood him.

"What about the money?" Xiao Feng looked at the banknotes in his hand and felt heavy.

"You can take the money yourself. These scoundrels framed you last time and beat you today, and you should get some compensation from them. They paid you the money, so you can spend it yourself. Officer Hao pushed Xiao Feng's hand away.

Xiaofeng is still a little moved. This police officer, indeed, is not bad.

"And what are you for?" Xiaofeng asked.

"This, this." Officer Hao, who was still vigorous just now, suddenly became slumped and vomited.

Xiao Feng frowned, "Officer Hao, do you have something unspeakable?" ”

"This, this." Officer Hao was as ashamed as a big girl, "You know, I'm in my thirties this year, but I haven't found a woman to be my wife." So, alas, that's it. ”

Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment.

You didn't find a wife, why are you looking for me? Could it be?

"Officer, you, is this what you're doing me a favor today?" Xiaofeng asked.

"Hehe, sort of." Officer Hao nodded.

"Won't it?" Xiaofeng felt a chill in his neck, and all kinds of associations came with the wind, "You, you also have this habit?" ”

"Alas, people are not plants and trees, who can be ruthless?" Officer Hao said with emotion, "You also know that my boss is not small, and I don't have a woman yet." This, this is too inconsistent with my identity as a police officer, right? ”

"Woman? Do you think you're looking for a 'woman'? Xiaofeng was really speechless.

That day, the man Xiao Feng saw on the road was holding another ugly puppet girl who was pretending to be a woman, but he said that the ugly puppet girl was his "woman". Dare to love this gay buddy, there are also male and female, men and women?

"yes, of course, don't you think?" Officer Hao glanced at Xiao Feng ambiguously.

Xiao Feng suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and he almost fainted.

Master, there is actually a suitor next to me, or is it a man? Oh, and a cop?

"What's wrong? Don't you think it's right? Officer Hao looked at Xiao Feng strangely, "I know, you will find it strange when I say this." Why doesn't a good man like me have a girlfriend until now? ”

"You don't need to say more, I know." Xiaofeng nodded, "You have a fetish, it's hard to find a girlfriend, no one dares to be your 'girlfriend'." I'm telling you, I'm not going to be your kind of 'girlfriend'. ”

"What?" Officer Hao was confused, "I let you be my girlfriend?" Are you a woman? ”

"I'm a man!" Xiaofeng said loudly, "That's why I won't have that kind of relationship with you." I don't want to be a comrade with you, if you want to find it, it's better to find someone else. Oh, by the way, that Xiao Liu policeman seems to be good, and it's your colleague again, why don't you look for him? ”

Only then did Officer Hao understand.

"You're mistaken. I'm not talking about you, I'm like your teacher. Officer Hao said.

"My teacher? Which one? ”

"Is that your homeroom teacher, that Teacher Song Ruxue?"

"Teacher Song?" Xiaofeng was stunned, his eyes wide open??????