Chapter 220: I'm Not Angry, I'm Really Not Angry!
Ran goose, can you think of it.
On the third day after the end of the war, the emperor came.
On this day, the wind and the sun were shining. Gao Li, who had been drinking wine for two days in a row, felt that his brain was a little bad, so he lay on the rattan chair under the eaves in a daze. The workshops have resumed work and the workers have resumed production. Only Gao Li is just in a daze. His mind went blank, and he always felt as if something had been forgotten by him.
At this time, his dull gaze glanced into the distance, and a black iron tower came into view.
Ah! By the way, Chunqiu Pagoda! He said that as long as Li Zhuang is okay, he will let me read history!
Gao Li got up from the rocking chair and lay down for too long, and his spine made a series of gurgling sounds. Then he walked towards the Spring and Autumn Tower, and before he had gone far, a team of people appeared in front of Gao Li.
Looking at the momentum, there are five or six supreme alone. Take a closer look, Li Tiequan and Gu Wuwu are also there, and there is a familiar old man on the side, and everyone is faintly protecting the person in the middle who covers his face with a hat.
Gao Li sighed helplessly, even a fool knew who that person was.
When a group of people saw the approach, they saw Gao Li coming from afar, and the person at the head lifted the hat and said with a smile: "Master Gao, don't come unharmed." ”
Gao Li smiled and saluted: "Thanks to Your Majesty's concern, it is unharmed, absolutely unharmed." ”
The emperor jumped off his horse, grabbed Gao Li's hand, and whispered, "I've frightened you!"
Gao Li said: "Grass-uh, no, as soon as I heard His Majesty's words, I knew that His Majesty was going to give me a good suppression." ”
The Emperor smiled, "I like your outspokenness. Come, tell me, where is your weapon, that gun?"
Gao Li smiled with a smile on his face: "Back to Your Majesty, they are all already in the furnace and melted into steel." ”
The emperor smiled and said, "I don't believe it, you guy is very slippery, can you still melt it all?"
Gao Li turned around and shouted at Li Zhuang, "Nonoka!"
Soon, Nonoka walked briskly: "Your Majesty, the owner." ”
Gao Li said: "Your Majesty doesn't believe it, you can show Your Majesty the registered list." ”
Nonoka nodded, his true qi surged, and his whole body turned into a black mist, and in an instant, the black mist appeared, and Nonoka already had an extra booklet in his hand.
"Your Majesty, please see, this is the list of weapons that everyone received before the war. Behind it is the list of submissions, where everyone's records are located. Destroying this thing, I planned to do so from the beginning, and I don't need this weapon in Lizhuang, so there is no point in keeping it except for worrying. "Gao Li Dao.
The emperor just glanced at it, then grabbed Gao Li's shoulders and said in a low voice: "You little slippery head, you are so smart, you are so worried?"
Gao Li smiled and said: "Back to Your Majesty, I am not worried about my safety here! This vast world is full of wonders, if there is really a person who can fly away from the sky and the earth steals this thing and imitates it, won't we lose a lot?"
The emperor looked at Gao Li, Gao Li looked at the emperor, and his eyes were sincere. For a moment, the emperor shook his head helplessly, pulled Gao Li, and walked towards everyone's place, and the people behind the emperor did not follow.
"Gao Li, you should have guessed that I have a way to deal with those Yananans. The emperor said.
"Back to Your Majesty, I really don't know this. "Gao Li Dao.
"I didn't send troops directly to help you, and you should be angry with me. The Emperor continued.
"Your Majesty, I'm really not angry. "Gao Li Dao.
"No, you're angry! you're absolutely angry!" said the Emperor.
Are you sick? Brain problems?
Gao Li smiled and said, "Back to Your Majesty, I'm definitely not angry." ”
The emperor looked at Gao Li's eyes, shook his head, and said, "Okay, you said you weren't angry, so you weren't angry." I'll tell you what's going on. ”
Don't tell me! You tell me what's the matter with me? I'm not your neighbor, I'm not your minister, what's the point of you telling me this?
But before the emperor could refute Gao Li, he had already spoken.
"I, in fact, I plan to give them the four cities in front of Yannan City to Shangjing. Because I know that there are many people who covet my country and my martial country. There are a lot of people in tandem, but I don't know who they are, and I can't find them. So I'm going to let those people show up on their own, and I'm going to let them jump out on their own, thinking they've won. ”
"As a result, as soon as they came to Pingyang City, they were all wiped out by you!hahahaha!" The emperor laughed, and Gao Li laughed too.
Okay, it's up to me to do this, who told you not to tell me before.
"Gao Li, when you say this, have I done a bit of a desperate job? Isn't it a little disregard for the people of Li?"
You ask me, is this your own choice? Whatever choice you make, it must be your deliberation, what does it have to do with me? Besides, isn't this the basic operation of you as emperor?
But since you have asked a sincere question, then I must answer you with great mercy.
But how to say it?
It's none of my business? The emperor is close to you, are you embarrassed to use your cold ass to stick to other people's hot faces?
Wouldn't that tell the emperor that you're a cold-blooded animal?
Do you need your sympathy and empathy? Do you have empathy with the emperor? Do you want to be the emperor?
Fortunately, the emperor saw the embarrassment in Gao Li's eyes, but did not continue to ask, but asked Gao Li such a question.
"Gao Li, can those guns of yours, those guns that can kill a Yanan man with one shot, be remade for me?"
Staring at the emperor's eyes, Gao Li's eyes immediately turned into a smile, and Gao Li said: "You must be able to, Your Majesty, how many do you want?"
The Emperor said in a deep voice: "I want to be able to arm my army! I want to make my army invincible!"
Gao Li scratched his head and said, "Your Majesty, I feel that this matter is inappropriate. ”
The emperor smiled: "Reluctant?"
Gao Li also smiled and said, "I'm afraid that Your Majesty will be reluctant to give up this money." ”
The emperor was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud and said, "Gao Li, Gao Li, what a boy you are! I've been around for a long time, and I'm waiting here for me! Tell me, how much silver does your gun that can kill a Yanan man with one shot?"
Gao Li said: "Gu senior's sword, 1,500 taels of gold, did not kill a group of Yanan people, and Yun senior's sword, 15,000 taels of gold, did not kill a group of Yanan people, and my gun, the workmanship is more complicated, it takes longer, and it is more refined, and it can ignore the defense of the Yanan people, one shot at a time." Your Majesty, you also know me, I am basically losing money, this money is going to be less, I feel panicked, my heart is blocked, and I feel uncomfortable. But the money is too much, and I'm sorry for His Majesty's cultivation. Why don't Your Majesty show the grass people a clear way, Your Majesty thinks that how much money should the grass people should cost?"
The corners of the emperor's eyes twitched slightly, he had already said that Gao Li did not need to call himself a grass man in front of him, and in this sentence, the grass man came out again.
How much is appropriate?
The Emperor laughed: "You little ghost! Haven't you already reported the bottom line? That's it, you can cover your gun! I'm not rare! Let's go, I'll go to your workshop and have a look!"
"Your Majesty, please!" Gao Li smiled all over his face, and his heart was mmp.
Gao Li led the way in front, and the emperor followed. Looking at Gao Li's appearance, the emperor smiled at a thin old man beside him: "This kid is awkward with me." ”
The old man also smiled and said, "A talented person has a little temper, which is normal." If everything is soft and smooth, how can you have such a heart?"
The old man was none other than the Eight Idle Kings.
Yes, Gao Li is actually unhappy. Thinking about it, it's weird everywhere. The emperor had long known about the rebellion of King Yannan, and he had weapons that could deal with the Yanan people, so he must have a way to deal with it. He just sent Li Tiequan to inform him and pulled him down? The intention was very clear, that is, to let Gao Li go north.
It is estimated that the emperor didn't expect that Li Zhuang didn't have the slightest idea of relocation. The army that had stopped the rebels looked unmotivated, and had come to die rather than fight. What is the use of such a team, symbolically appearing on the battlefield and decorating in general?
As a result, almost useless of his army, Li Zhuang actually solved the rebels by himself. King Yannan was killed, his two children were captured, and the Yanan people were wiped out by Li Zhuang!
And now you're popping up to offer condolences?
What did you do earlier?