Chapter 486, I'll feed you meat and bones!
Chapter 486, I'll feed you meat and bones!
When Di Weiwei came to this Chinese restaurant in a daze, she didn't understand what was going on for a long time. It's as if I've been brought in in a daze, and my brain is out of control. What the hell is going on here?
Look at it again, isn't the smiling little boy in front of him the lust-obsessed Lu Xiaofeng? What's the matter, he was pulled here to eat inexplicably?
Di Weiwei didn't know what to say, this Lu Xiaofeng had just used a trick on her again, a spell that could control her mind. As a result, she could only stupidly follow Xiaofeng out and eat here with him stupidly. Even, I stupidly took out my wallet, bought the bill, and then started eating.
Xiaofeng, isn't this a temptation to rape? Make no mistake, the temptation is there, but the latter word, please, don't use it indiscriminately.
Of course, this seduction technique can only last for a period of time, and with Xiaofeng's existing skills, he can only do this, and if he wants to make further moves, it won't work. Moreover, Xiaofeng will not do that, he still hopes that the beauty in front of him will obediently take the initiative to dedicate herself, instead of relying on some drugs to make women fascinated like Li Moumou.
"I, how did I get here?" Di was slightly stunned and stared at Xiao Feng, "Why am I sitting with you?" ”
Xiao Feng smiled, "Officer Di, are you amnesia?" Didn't you just say you wanted to talk to me about the case and bring me here? Oh, and you were so enthusiastic and helped me pay for it. Oh, I can't repay your generosity, or I'll make a promise, okay? ”
Xiaofeng's smile looked particularly obscene, but he just wanted to experience what it was like to "have fun with the police and the people", it must be very exciting and happy.
"Less." Deveiway frowned, "When did I agree to go out to dinner with you?" Talking about cases while eating, isn't that my style? ”
"Oh, let's change it then." Xiaofeng gulped down the noodles and smacked his mouth, "Wow, it's delicious, it's been a long time since I've eaten such a good ramen." Oh, where is that? I mean, in a different way, we can talk about the case and eat at the same time, talk about the important things, eat, as an aid. ”
Isn't it all the same?
Di Weiwei looked down, but she was terrible, only to see a bunch of delicious things in front of Xiao Feng, and most of them were swept away by this guy. Sure enough, the guy on the other side is a complete foodie. Looking at you like this, do you think that a hungry ghost has been reincarnated?
The famous song "Scrub Scrubbing" was still playing in the restaurant, "I'll spit it out if I eat mine".
Well, Devivi really felt like throwing up. However, she still endured it and did not throw it up.
"Well, what do you want to ask? Is it still the case of your rogue big brother? Devella asked angrily.
"Oh, it's my big brother, please don't use those two words in front of it, okay?" Xiaofeng looked at this beauty.
"Isn't he a scoundrel? What's there? ”
"You should call the victim, officer, please use the standard language." Xiao Feng said matter-of-factly.
"Okay, okay, by the way, how did your victim brother get killed, we are still investigating. If you want to know more, I'm sorry, but I don't have anything to say. In addition, what kind of Wu Tianhao do you suspect, we have already investigated, he played mahjong with others outside that day, and the people who played mahjong with him were all famous entrepreneurs in our Jiangnan City. People have an alibi. Devivi said.
Xiaofeng smiled, this beautiful detective actually gave him some information.
"Inspector Di, this Wu Tianhao is a hooligan leader, he wants to kill people, and he has to do it himself? He's just going to send someone, huh? Xiaofeng stretched out his finger and pointed to his head, signaling that Deviwei's brain was not good enough.
"Do you want to say this? If you say hire a murderer, then anyone can do it? I see, you Lu Xiaofeng can too? Di Weiwei crossed her hands, crossed her legs, and looked at Xiaofeng.
Unexpectedly, Xiaofeng suddenly lowered his head and climbed under the table.
Di Weiwei was stunned, and then she reacted to what was going on.
It turned out that after she crossed her legs, the beautiful white legs exposed under the police skirt would be seen by Lu Xiaofeng. In addition, the floor is so smooth that it can be used as a mirror, and now, it can be cheaper for Lu Xiaofeng.
"You, what are you doing? Get me up? Devivi quickly lowered her legs, but her face was already red.
"Oh, sorry, I lost a meat bone." Xiao Feng actually picked up a meat bone from the ground and looked at Di Weiwei with a smile.
"Meat and bones? Isn't this all dirty? Why are you still picking it up? ”
"Such delicious pork ribs, can you afford it?" Xiao Feng looked at the bone, shook his head, and made a pity gesture, "I see, let's eat it." ”
"What?" Di Weiwei's face changed in shock.
The most incredible thing that made her happen, I saw that Lu Xiaofeng actually grabbed the meat and bones, stuffed them into his mouth, and swallowed them in one gulp. After eating, Xiaofeng also deliberately burped and made a dolphin sound.
"Well, it's good, it's delicious. Officer, would you like to have one? Xiao Feng actually grabbed a meat bone directly with his hand and was about to hand it to Di Weiwei.
"Don't, don't!" Di Weiwei waved her hand in fright, but there was a strong irritation from the diaphragm, which made her finally unable to stand it, and she actually had a feeling of wanting to vomit.
"Inspector Di, what's wrong with you? Are you pregnant? Xiao Feng was now holding his fingers, looking at Di Weiwei strangely, his tongue still circling around his lips.
A greasy, dirty feeling surged up on Devivi's chest again. Finally, she couldn't stand it anymore and actually threw up.
"Oh, Inspector Di, are you really happy? Come on, I'll take a look. Xiaofeng ran over, stretched out his hand, put it on Di Weiwei's shoulder, and began to pat it with "concern", "Inspector Di, do you want me to make a call for you?" Oh, maternal and child health hospital, right? Or do you want to find a midwife? ”
"Get out of here!" Di Weiwei was annoyed and pushed Xiaofeng away, "Don't touch me!" ”
At this moment, an unenlightened waiter came and asked, "Sir, do you need help?" ”
"Oh, my wife is pregnant, please call me an ambulance." Xiao Feng was intent on playing tricks on this police officer.
From childhood to adulthood, Xiaofeng is the most frightened of three types of people, policemen, teachers and doctors. And now, Xiaofeng got his teacher to bed, and now he is teasing this beautiful policeman, and he didn't meet the female doctor. Isn't that Tang Lulu a nurse? But nurses are different from doctors after all, and Xiaofeng prefers female doctors.
"What? Am I your wife? At this moment, Devivi stood up and slapped her.
Please, I don't even have a boyfriend, where did I get my husband? And said I was pregnant?
But Xiaofeng was faster, and he dodged it all at once.
This was not enough, Di Weiwei suddenly felt as if something slippery and greasy was plugged on her mouth, and she wanted to vomit even more when she saw it. It turned out that she actually had a meat bone in her mouth. But how did the flesh and bones get into her mouth?
"Officer, is it delicious?" Xiao Feng lowered his voice, "This is the bone I just picked up from the ground, fragrant, is it delicious?" I guarantee you'll eat one and think of the second, and eat the second and think of the third. ”
What the? Is this the fleshy bone that was thrown on the ground? Haven't you been eaten by Xiaofeng?
"Oh, I forgot to say, officer, I didn't just eat the one I threw on the ground, this one? You see, there's some black dots on it. Xiao Feng smiled and looked at the meat and bone in Di Weiwei's mouth, at this moment, Xiao Feng seemed to see the other party as a puppy with meat and bones, a cute Shih Tzu.
At this moment, Di Weiwei's eyes were dazzled, and an irrepressible feeling of vomiting came up again.
It's over, if you squirt it out again, I'm afraid that the waiter will be sprayed all over the body.
But at this moment, suddenly, Devivi felt that something was on her lips again.
With a grunt, the meat and bones that were in her mouth were actually pushed into Di Weiwei's mouth by that thing, and they were all swallowed! Di Weiwei was choked by this, and actually closed her eyes on the ground of conditional launch.
But Di Weiwei opened her eyes, and her eyes glared at the boss.
Oh my God, how can this be?
It turned out that the thing that pushed the flesh and bones into Di Weiwei's red lips, the thing that clinged to her red lips, was actually another pair of lips, Xiaofeng's lips.
Di Weiwei was actually given a forced kiss by Xiaofeng in this way??????