Legend has it that Taishang Laojun has a strange book, called "Counting the Gods", which is about astrology, divination, fate, word measurement, feng shui, fortune hunting, Qimen Dunjia and other quintessential records.

Even the famous first heavenly master Zhang Daoling has coveted it for a long time, begging in every way but never seeing it.

The Taoist boy who burned the boiler for Taishang Laojun was named 'Dry Bone', he was originally a 10,000-year-old white bone demon, and he was finally subdued by this old man.

Suddenly one day.

Dry bones plan to give up the very promising profession of burning boilers, want to start a new stove, and have a mind on "Counting Divine Strategies"!

Just when a monkey who raised horses rushed out of the alchemy furnace and made trouble in the Tushi Palace, he took the opportunity to steal the "Counting Divine Strategy" and fled elsewhere.

Taishang Laojun was furious when he learned about it, and found Shunfeng Er and Clairvoyant to explore the whereabouts of the dry bones.

Just when the old man's face was full of joy and he was very happy, he unexpectedly found "Counting Divine Strategies...... A third less!

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Let's go back in time to 1994.

In those days.

People only know that 'apples' are for eating.

'Sister Fleur' hasn't learned to sell cuteness yet.

'Sister Feng' may just be a simple eldest sister.

The gangster 'big brothers' walking on the street look quite 'sharp' with today's eyes. At that time, their weapon of hurting people was not big brother, but a more affordable brick.

Jiangnan is a good place, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the people are even more beautiful!

I'm sorry, but our protagonist isn't so lucky to live here, he's living in obscurity in a small mountain village in the north.

Speaking of which, he still has a certain degree of popularity, and even several villages around the 'Backer Village' know him, and people have nicknamed him ......'Silly Tian'er'.

Only the old man Xu who gets along with him day and night will call him 'Yi Tian'.

It was the middle of winter, and the climate in the north was unusually cold, and the cold wind swept the pedestrians on the streets like knives.

Under the old locust tree in the mountain village, a young man under the age of eighteen was sitting on a stone bench, and unlike ordinary people, his eyes did not have much aura, and he was staring motionlessly ahead, and there was nothing in front of him, just a very ordinary mud and grass wall.

He looks yellow and thin, but he can still see a little handsome between his eyebrows, a thick green military coat wrapped around his body, and a black cotton hat covering his ears, the two face blemishes have been frozen red, and the runny nose has frozen, fortunately, the relationship between the cold and the cold freezes quickly, otherwise he would have eaten today.

Occasionally, when a few walking women saw Yi Tian, they chattered and talked about it, "Silly Tian'er, this kid is pitiful enough, he has no father or mother since he was a child, and he was picked up and adopted by the kind old man Xu, but I didn't expect such an accident!" ”

"Yes, although he is usually a little naughty, but his heart is not bad, why is he stupid?"

"This is also a great luck, he still came out to wander around blindly on a thunderstorm day, and it was his fate not to be killed by thunder!"

"Hey, it's been half a year, it seems that he can't get better......"

Recalling the night of Yi Tian's accident, with heavy rain and thunder, he originally wanted to make soy sauce in the small shop in the village, but when he passed by the bathhouse, he ran into his dream lover Ali and walked in.

In other words, this Ali is not a fairy-like character, she is three years older than Yi Tian, with red phoenix eyes, a barrel waist, and duck pear buttocks, the whole is short and fat, the skin is quite white, the thick lips look very sexy, and there is a beauty mole on her face, but this beauty mole is bigger, and she is about to catch up with quail eggs!

Even with such an appearance, it can be regarded as a noble concubine in the village.

Ali always squeezes her eyebrows at Yi Tian on weekdays, how can an untrained teenager stand this, a few times Yi Tian dreamed of Ali in his dreams, and in his underlying consciousness, he mistakenly thought that he liked each other.

On this day, Yi Tian came to the wall of the women's bathhouse where only he knew the Tao with the psychology of studying the aesthetics of the human body, and was about to go up to take a look, when suddenly a disaster fell from the sky!

A bolt of lightning fell into the sky and hit him in the head impartially!

Outcome...... And that's how it turned out!

In the depths of winter, it was dark very early, and there was an old man with a goatee in his fifties at the entrance of the village, combing his hair in a very fashionable middle part, looking kind and kind, people who didn't know him, and thought he was an old scholar with deep culture, and the black cotton jacket had been patched with I don't know how many patches, but it was very clean.

He was holding a bottle of Red Star Erguotou in his left hand and a pound of pork in his right hand, and walked quickly towards the village, looking very anxious.

When someone saw him, they asked, "Old man Xu, it seems that you have made a lot of money by telling fortunes today, and you have bought so many good things!" ”

Old man Xu smiled and said: "Ha Luha, I really saw by you, today's business is good, this is all bought by my stupid boy." By the way, do you want to count a hexagram today? I'll give you a 20% discount! ”

"Come on, nine times out of ten, you can't count it right!"

"Ha Luha, it just so happens that I can't count nine today!"

“……”

In fact, what Old Man Xu said was true, he was not accurate, and the only one who was accurate was Yi Tian.

When he was a child, he calculated for Yi Tian, and after many verifications, he came to a very distressing conclusion, that is, Yi Tian will not live to be eighteen years old!

Because Yi Tian was picked up, he didn't know the specific time of his birthday, but Old Man Xu felt that Yi Tian's eighteenth birthday was approaching, and only God knew whether he could cross this hurdle!

So he rushed back very early recently, and he always bought delicious food for Yi Tian, although he was reluctant to eat, but he still gave Yi Tian everything he could.

He had already treated Yi Tian as his own flesh and blood, although Yi Tian usually caused trouble and made himself angry, but he never took it to heart.

Seeing that Yi Tian was still sitting on the stone bench in a daze, Old Man Xu was also relieved. He also took Yi Tian to the county to see it, but the doctor gave a positive answer, saying that Yi Tian's brain was seriously stimulated, and he was afraid that there was no hope of cure.

Hearing such news made Old Man Xu very sad, after all kinds of research, every day when he went out, he would take Yi Tian to this cold stone bench, and then go back at night to pour Yi Tian a high degree of Erguotou, he planned to stimulate Yi Tian's nerves through hot and cold therapy, so that he could recover as soon as possible.

Although it was very distressing, it was the best treatment he could think of.

After smiling gently at Yi Tian, Old Man Xu said, "Boy, let's go, let's go home!" ”

Old man Xu's body was not very strong, so he directly carried Yi Tian, who was one meter eight, on his back, and stepped on the snow to make a 'crunch, crunch' sound.

While walking, Old Man Xu didn't forget to talk to Yi Tian, "Stinky boy, don't think that I don't know why you appeared in the bathhouse that day, if you want to see other people's big girls, you have to choose a good time!" ”

"Hey, it's my fault, I shouldn't have let you out that day, it's good, a thunderbolt turned you like this."

"I don't know if you can hear me now, but I tell you, you must get through, this year is a big hurdle for you, don't believe it, I have calculated it for you, you only have eighteen years of life, if you survive the eighteen years old, you will be a blessing in the future! Ha Luha, when the time comes, I will follow you! ”

At this time, Old Man Xu's body trembled and choked, even he didn't think that Yi Tian's situation would really improve, and Yi Tian's hexagram showed that it was an unsolvable situation!

This shows that Yi Tian will definitely die!

As if feeling Old Man Xu's sad mood, a tear flowed from the corner of Yi Tian's eyes.

Due to the limited income of Old Man Xu, his home is relatively dilapidated, the walls are all made of mud and grass, and a big hole has appeared in one of the walls, but fortunately, the village style is relatively simple, and he is not worried about being stolen from anything, of course, there is nothing to steal.

Open the black wooden gate, it is more than 20 square meters of courtyard, the courtyard is surrounded by the main house, the east wing and the warehouse, all of which are made of mud and grass, there have been a lot of cracks, attached to the roof is a piece of black tile, there is no Yi Tian's noise, there is a lot less anger here.

Put Yi Tian in the east wing, Old Man Xu lit the stove pit, touched his head and said: "Silly boy, if you're hungry, I'll make your favorite braised pork, and we'll have two cups of good drinking in a while!" ”

After putting Yi Tian on the kang, Old Man Xu turned around and left.

At this moment, Yi Tian subconsciously yelled: "Don't worry, old man, I will definitely survive the age of eighteen!" ”

Then, he scolded a crippled soul in the sea of knowledge: "Your uncle, you've been chasing me for half a year, are you finished?" ”

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