【017】Witch Gu, the art of disgust!
When a slut commits a slut, he always speaks like that without logic, without humanity and without heavenly reason, and never forgets his mouth. Taihuang didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned over and dismounted.
Striding towards the city, Jun Jinglan succeeded in teasing, and laughed sullenly behind him in a good mood. Of course, in the eyes of Taihuang, he belongs to a cheap smile!
After returning to the city, there was a message that Wei Chifeng was furious because of the theft of grain and grass, and all the people who transported grain and grass were beaten, and those who transported real grain and grass were beaten the worst, and those who transported fake grain and grass were not captured alive, so they were also beaten.
The soldiers who were beaten by him all expressed their grievances! When transporting fake grain and grass, he told them that it would be good to symbolically chase after them, and he didn't give the order to capture Jun Jinglan alive at all, and Jun Jinglan They ran so fast, how could they chase themselves?
There are only thousands of people who transport real grain and grass, and after being surrounded by tens of thousands of people, they snatched the grain and grass, and it is a miracle that they can come back alive, how can they still keep the grain and grass?
In the end, they attributed Wei Chifeng's series of inconsiderate behaviors to his subordinates, and the root cause was that he had recently suffered emotional injuries, which led to early menopausal attacks, especially after the female general who was reported to be in the enemy army was beaten and beaten with eighty sticks, he became extremely irritable! This strengthened their suspicions.
As for why he was so irritable, Tang Taihuang didn't know, and Wei Feng himself couldn't have known.
After the Taihuang went back, the first thing she did was to visit Wei Feng, this girl has become silent now, just like the original cherry blossom, and she didn't say much to her after she arrived, worried that the comfort would not be successful, but it caused her sadness, and only told her to take care of her injuries and talk about it later.
Ling Yan also gritted her teeth and expressed to Wei Feng that if she recuperated from her injuries, she would definitely find an opportunity to avenge Yu Chifeng's bastard for her.
When Wei Feng heard this, he just smiled and nodded, and his eyes became more and more guilty when he looked at Tang Taihuang. After a while, he said: "When I am well, I will fight him, and I must kill him!" ”
This is tantamount to begging the Taihuang to allow her to fight, and she asked for her life, Ling Yan also quickly put her eyes on the Taihuang body, with hope in her eyes, which is very equivalent to helping Wei Feng intercede.
But Tai Huang's answer was not simple, and it couldn't be regarded as agreeing, after looking at her for a long time, he said: "You think about it first, if you are sure that you are on the battlefield and he is defeated at your feet, you can kill him and then come to ask me, if you can do it, I will allow you to go!" War is not child's play, and if you can't guarantee that you will be ruthless with your enemies, then you are not fit to fight him! ”
As soon as these words came out, Wei Feng was silent, and she didn't know if she could do it when the time came. So she asked Yutai Huang: "If it were you, and the master approached you, in fact, it was just to spy on Mobei's military intelligence, would you kill him?" ”
Yu Taihuang smiled, and the answer to this question was simple: "If it were me, I wouldn't be entangled in him deceiving my feelings, just because he used me to get military information, it was enough for me to hack him to death 10,000 times!" Since it's killing no matter what, don't keep thinking about your feelings being deceived by others, but embarrass yourself! ”
Wei Feng listened, thoughtfully, and nodded to show that he understood.
Tang Taihuang didn't say anything more, covered her with a quilt, told her to rest, and then went out. Ling Yan also quickly followed, and after the two went out, they chatted a few words.
Chatting and chatting, a lady holding a woman's bun, with a few girls, passed in front of them, and after seeing the Huangtai, she bent down and saluted: "Meet the Empress of Mobei, the courtier is the concubine of the lord of Qingyang City, after passing here, I have to meet Your Majesty, I am really fortunate to have three lives!" ”
As soon as these words with a strong sense of flattery and flattery came out, it was inevitable that there would be a little more flattery under the politeness, and the Taihuang didn't like it very much, but it was not so annoying, so he said: "Get up, Madame doesn't have to be polite!" ”
"Your Majesty, the courtiers still have some things, so let's retire first!" After she finished speaking, she bent down and gave a salute, and after the nod of the Tai Huang, she took her subordinates away.
Tang Taihuang then walked towards his dormitory, and after walking a few steps, Ling Yan said a little strangely: "Why do I think that woman just now seems to be a little familiar?" ”
I don't know where I've seen it.
Tang Taihuang didn't pay much attention to her face, but noticed a detail: "The courtyard I asked Jun Jinglan to arrange for me is quite secluded, it should be in a corner where no one passes, how can the city lord's concubine come from this direction?" ”
It's weird!
Thinking like this, he felt a little more suspicious in his heart, so he quickened his pace and walked towards the door of his room, Ling Yan was not very relieved in his heart, and hurriedly followed.
When she arrived at the door, there were two maids standing there, both of whom had been arranged by the city lord of Qingyang to serve her in these days. When the two maidservants saw her, they bent down and saluted: "Your Majesty! ”
"Hmm!" He nodded.
Ling Yan couldn't hold back, and took the lead in asking the two of them: "The city lord's concubine, have you ever been here?" ”
The two girls glanced at each other, wondering how they knew, and replied: "I came, she brought a cup of soup stewed with a pigeon, saying that it was very good for the body of a pregnant woman, and she was stewed in person, and sent it to Her Majesty the Empress, she was the concubine of the city lord, and we couldn't stop her from entering, so she let her in." ”
At this time, Yutai Huang was a little puzzled in his heart, if he sent soup, why didn't he say it to himself on the road just now? Waiting for her to find out for herself?
Just as she was wondering, the two girls continued to speak: "By the way, Madame said that let's not tell you that this soup was sent by her, saying that it should be all her heart, you just use it, she has no intention of asking for credit!" ”
Now, the heart of the Taihuang is even more strange! Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief. And this girl still has to hide her identity, saying that she didn't send it herself, so it's not to slap her, so what is it for?
Wondering, she didn't feel too relieved about the cup in the house. Glancing at Ling Yan, Ling Yan's eyes also had the same taste, she nodded, indicating that she was going to enter the house, and the maid quickly pushed the door open and let the two of them in.
There was indeed a cup of soup on the table, and it was very fragrant. Ling Yan stepped forward, took the soup, and said directly: "I'll take it to the doctor for examination first, but I can't eat anything that shouldn't be eaten!" ”
According to the meaning of the Tai Huang, it is a hundred, for the sake of safety, simply don't eat it, if there is a problem, it's just like that! But seeing that Ling Yan looked very nervous and full of defensiveness against the woman, she was amused for a while, if the woman really wanted to harm her, it would be better to find out earlier, so she nodded: "Go, go!" It's best not to show it to anyone else! ”
If they are seen by others, it is inevitable that they will say that they have a small belly and chicken intestines, and they are kind enough to send things, and they are also picky and suspicious of others' kindness. spread out, if there is really a problem with the soup, that is, what His Majesty the Emperor eats must be strictly reviewed, and if someone wants to do something from it, it is simply an act of looking for death, but if there is no problem, it is that they don't know what to do and what they want, and they doubt the intentions of others.
Ling Yan also quickly understood, and said, "Don't worry, I will take care of it!" When he had finished speaking, he took a piece of cloth, wrapped the soup cup, and jumped out of the window, not showing it to the maid at the door.
Yutaihuang sat for a while, and suddenly remembered Cheng Ya, if Cheng Ya was still there now, she would definitely help her guard the dormitory, and it would be impossible for anyone to come in easily.
laughed helplessly, got up and lay down on the bed, she has always been a promise-heavy person, but Chengya is a ......
After a long time, Ling Yan finally returned. There was an extremely thick look of suspicion on his face, and he wondered: "Is there really a person in this world who does good deeds without leaving a name?" ”
As soon as these words came out, there was no need to be aside, and Taihuang already probably knew that the pigeon soup should be no problem, she pondered it carefully, and she really didn't guess what the intentions of the city lord's concubine were.
But since it's okay and the soup is fragrant, let's eat it!
She got up, the amount of pigeon soup was very large, she and Ling Yan used a bowl alone, Ling Yan was eating other people's things, and at the same time doubting people: "I always feel that things are not so simple, that city lord's wife, it does give me a very familiar feeling, but I really can't remember where I have seen it, but even if I have seen it, it should be just one side!" ”
"Hmm!" Yutaihuang also nodded in agreement while eating other people's things, "I seem to have seen her, but it should definitely not be the kind of person who has a hate, I will be very impressed by the enemy." But I still don't think it's easy! ”
Ling Yan kept mentioning the question of appearance, and after thinking about it carefully, she found that she also seemed to be a little impressed.
Ling Yan was still wondering, the Taihuang had already finished eating, smiled, and said: "Forget it, if she comes, she will be safe, no matter why she is, the best intentions, if it is malicious, our soldiers will come to block the water and cover the earth!" ”
"Hmmm! Forgive her for not making any big waves! Ling Yan's tone was extremely arrogant.
After the two of them finished eating, the things were packed up, and Ling Yan went back first.
Jun Jinglan had been discussing military affairs with people and didn't come over, but he ordered someone to bring dinner. After eating, he waited for a while, he didn't come back, he fell asleep by himself, and waited until the evening, about ten o'clock in the evening, and at eleven o'clock, a terrible scream suddenly broke out in the entire city lord's mansion!
The sound was sharp enough to wake everyone up! Naturally, the Taihuang was also woken up.
Hearing a noise at the door, she wondered what was wrong? Get up and put on your clothes and step out the door. The maid at the door also looked at it, as if she was very curious about what was going on.
Seeing that the Taihuang came out, he gave a salute and hurriedly said, "Has Your Majesty been woken up?" But do you want the slaves to see what's going on? ”
"No, I'll go myself! You guys keep up with the next one! This scream was very familiar, if she was not mistaken, it should be the voice of the city lord's concubine, and when she thought about the events of the day, she always worried that there would be some connection between the two.
"Yes!" They answered, and quickly followed one behind her.
Along the road, after nine turns and eighteen turns, I finally arrived at the backyard of the entire city lord's mansion, the most brightly lit and lively place, where at this moment stood a woman in white, with her hair disheveled and unkempt, as if she had been greatly stimulated.
It is the concubine of the city lord, there is no doubt!
She covered her ears at the moment, screamed frantically, pointed to the empty place in front of her, and screamed loudly: "Ghost, ghost! Don't kill me, I'm not harming, don't kill! I'm a good person, ah......" The last cry came out, and she stumbled to the ground, clutching her façade and screaming wildly.
Yutai Huang's eyes flashed suddenly, Ling Yan was also woken up a long time ago, come over to see the excitement, Wei Feng was awake, but he was beaten, and his body couldn't get out now, and Yun Hui didn't know if he slept too dead, so he didn't come out.
After Ling Yan came out, she stood in front of the Taihuang, looked at the woman and asked in a low voice, "Empress, do you say that she was really stimulated, or was she fake?" ”
I don't know why, Ling Yan has always felt that this woman is weird, so strange that she has a little bad intentions. Seeing this woman being so "stimulated" at this moment made her feel that she was weird all over her body.
"Fake!" Tan Taihuang replied without thinking, and whispered, "When she sat down just now, there were two flower pots behind her, one on the left and one on the right. It must have hurt her to cry her father and call her mother, but she sat down so coincidentally......"
yes, that's a coincidence. It's just that in this world, how can there be so many messy coincidences? It's not so much that I happen to sit in the middle, but I know very well how to sit down, so that my ass can be safe and sound, and nothing will happen.
Then, this look must be pretended!
Ling Yan wondered, "Then what do you say she wants to do?" "The drama of the backyard for favor?
"It seems that we were wrong today, she brought in a bowl of pigeon soup, and all our attention was on the soup! And the way she looks, if I'm not mistaken, it's very likely that there are other things in my room, things about ghosts and gods! "In ancient times, I believed in ghosts and gods, especially witchcraft and the art of disgust, which were strictly forbidden in every dynasty.
But if you are found to curse people like this, most of them can't escape a dead end! And this kind of thing is more likely to appear in the palace, this woman, if she is not mistaken, should have put other things in her dormitory. But...... Why?
I have no grievances with her, is there something wrong with her?
As soon as she said this, Ling Yan immediately reacted, yes, if she put something in it, she would pretend to be crazy now, and then ask a Taoist priest to pretend to be a ghost, and finally make trouble in the empress's bedroom, saying that she was near the empress's dormitory today, so she was contaminated with unclean things, and then searched again......
It won't look good then!
After thinking about it, she hurriedly spoke in the ear of the Tai Huang: "I'll go find that thing first!" ”
Tan Taihuang nodded, and then said in her ear: "The way of others, but also the body of others!" ”
Ling Yan quickly understood, and after understanding, he quickly turned around and left.
The front and back yards are well insulated, so there is so much movement in the backyard that none of the men who are discussing military affairs hear it. But this scene was too long, too loud, and difficult to stop, so the people still went to the front yard to find the city lord!
But after a while, I didn't come. The Taihuang understood Jun Jinglan's temperament, and the Qingyang City Lord definitely didn't have the courage to leave the meeting and run to the backyard for the sake of one of his women when discussing military affairs with Jun Jinglan, so he also gave Ling Yan time to find something.
About half an hour later, the city lord of Qingyang came, Jun Jinglan, Yan Zhao, Dugu City, Sima Qing, and many ministers also came. The resting places were all in the backyard, some out of concern for the quality of life of the city lord's family, and some heard a terrifying scream when they came out of the front yard, so they all ran over to see what was going on.
The city lord of Qingyang confessed to Jun Jinglan again and again, and then ran to the woman and scolded: "Shut up! What is the ghost called? ”
The woman was roared, as if she had finally found her senses, stood up from the ground, threw herself into the arms of the city lord, and cried, "Master! There's a ghost, I see a ghost, sir, help—ah! ”
The pearl hairpin on her head no longer knew where it had gone, and a face that could barely be regarded as delicate and lovely, at this moment, because of "horror" and tears on her face, she looked still pitiful, which made the city lord full of displeasure and annoyance, and also softened a little.
Grabbed her and asked, "What's going on?" Don't scream, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and Empress Mobei are here, disturbing them, do you eat sin? ”
Just as he was talking, Jun Jinglan had already walked to the side of the Taihuang, and saw her come out with her clothes on, obviously woken up by the woman, and then there was a bit of a yin owl between his eyebrows, and he looked at the woman with great displeasure.
This look was so fierce that the woman trembled all over, as if she was about to be overjoyed by this look! Shrunk into the city lord's arms.
At this glance, the city lord hurriedly knelt down and pleaded for his concubine: "Master, you are ignorant in the cheap, please spare her life!" ”
Jun Jinglan snorted coldly, noncommittal.
And at this moment, Ling Yan also came back, and made a gesture to the Tai Huang, indicating that the matter was done, and the Tai Huang smiled and said: "It's not a big deal, just looking at her appearance, it seems that she has bumped into something dirty, in this case, I suggest that the city lord can find a Taoist priest to take a look at it immediately, if there is really something unclean, it should be removed immediately, so as not to give birth to undeserved incidents, this lady, do you say yes?" ”
As soon as the words came out, the woman was obviously a little uncertain, and she was slightly defensive when she looked at the eyes of the Taihuang, because she saw a hint of a playful smile in the eyes of the Taihuang, and the light in her eyes seemed to be able to see through everything, and her own strategy was already in the eyes of that person, and the seamlessness she thought was seamless seemed to have ......
She didn't think about whether to agree or not, and her own maid took the lead in speaking: "Okay, good, Empress Mobei said this very well, Madame was so frightened, maybe it was true......"
"Shut up! Who allowed you to interject? The Qingyang City Lord scolded her coldly.
The maid's mouth was furled, and she quickly knelt down and said, "The slave knows her mistake, beg the city lord to spare her life!" "It was the lady who told her that after the city lord came, she proposed to invite the Taoist priest to come, and then the Empress Mobei proposed, so she quickly agreed.
Although the city lord of Qingyang scolded the maid like this, his eyes quickly fell on Jun Jinglan's body, expressing his pleading, His Royal Highness the prince did not speak, and he could not invite any Taoist priests.
Jun Jinglan also felt a little strange in his heart, this little fox had never believed in ghosts and gods, and now he took the initiative to propose to find a Taoist priest, presumably there must be something hidden in it.
Thinking about it like this, he didn't ruin her plan, chuckled, and said, "Then according to the princess's wishes, if there is really something unclean to find out, it will save the princess from being frightened!" ”
"Yes! Your Majesty will send someone to invite you! The Qingyang City Lord hurriedly replied.
Then his concubines all stepped forward to appease the woman, but in the language of appeasement, there was a lot of irony, and it always involved the question of why no one was looking for the ghost, but looking for you, whether you had done something wrong, and so on.
And the city lord's wife, holding a string of Buddha beads in her hand, seems to be a Buddha heart, and at this time she only said coldly: "From the moment I entered the door, I found that you are neither yin nor yang, and now you have really recruited ghosts!" With that, he turned around and left!
Seeing that the Taihuang smacked her tongue for a while, the woman's face was also blue and white, and the city lord's face was also quite embarrassed, and the disharmony in the family house was heard by so many colleagues and His Royal Highness, and it was really not a light on his face.
After reading it, he glanced at Jun in shock, suggesting that it was very meaningful.
He didn't look back, and said calmly: "You don't have to look at the master, there will be no other women in the master's backyard." You are like a tigress, you can stand it enough, where can you stand other women! ”
After saying that, his waist was pinched hard.
Between these conversations, the Taoist priest was invited, and the woman's eyes kept looking at the Taihuang strangely, with inquiry, as if she was afraid that the Taihuang had really discovered something.
Yutaihuang didn't mind her eyes, and looked back at them very calmly, but there was surprise and ridicule in his eyes. She really didn't understand what was wrong with this woman, so she came to her.
After the Taoist priest came in, he began to chatter, and he was very tossed for a while, and he saw that the ministers yawned for a while, and they were very concerned, after all, the words of ghosts and gods were also a big thing in their hearts, but they were really sleepy after a busy day.
After the Taoist priest finished tossing, he asked the woman in a similar manner, "Has Madame been to other people's rooms today?" ”
"This, I ......" she seemed a little hesitant.
The Taoist priest continued: "Madame doesn't have to hide it, just say it bluntly!" Look at the breath in this house, with a gloomy and vicious black, it should be someone who is practicing the art of disgust and victory, and Madame is because she bumped into it, so she ......"
As soon as these words came out, all the adults who were yawning instantly burst into 120,000 spirits! The art of disgust, this is a forbidden technique, with this kind of thing, it is the most vicious, in the legal codes of various countries, it is a capital crime, at this moment, Sima Qing's expression is the most cold, he is the highest official in charge of justice in the Northern Darkness, so naturally he can't tolerate such a thing.
At this time, the lady was very in line with the script that Taihuang had thought of, and glanced at Taihuang timidly: "Today, the concubine has only been to the empress's room......"
This......
Everyone looked at the Taihuang with surprise, suspicion, deep thought, colorful, and beautiful!
Tan Taihuang didn't care, shrugged: "Then go to my room and search, but it may not be me!" So I suggest that everyone search their rooms and find out the root cause! ”
Well, find out the root cause, and then slap this little who doesn't know how to trouble her for Mao, and slap it to death on the wall, and I can't pick it off!
------Off topic------
The mountain fans saw that Brother Shan was tossing with a thing in his hand, so they asked: Brother Shan, what are you doing?
Brother Shan: I'm practicing the art of disgust, the kind of cycle of 7749 days!
The fans wondered: What are you doing with this thing?
Brother Shan glanced at everyone insidiously and obscenely, and said with a sly smile: I want to pay attention to which of you didn't vote for me in a monthly ticket, and then write her name and birthday on it, and prick the villain!
Fans: ......! Do you know our names and birthdays?
Brother Shan scratched his head: uh...... Why don't you tell me your name and date of birth first?
Zhongshan Fans: You can go to shi!
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