003 Drunk three thousand more
"Who moved the old lady's bird-"
It was a woman's shrill voice, even sharper than yesterday's Xiongba's voice, stabbing everyone's heads until they were dizzy.
Immediately afterward, I heard the earth-shattering sound of a fight over there.
"Xiongba, did you steal my flamingo!"
Feng Ming was happy when he heard it, it turned out to be the mother of the white lotus, that is, the voice of Wang Yue of the Ethereal Peak.
The flower-faced cat dragged it back turned out to be Wang Yue's mount!
Yes, yes, not in vain!
The voice of the male bully soon came, "Ahaha, it's really happy, Wang Xiaoyue, don't pretend to be forced, pretending to be forced and even being bullied by others!" β
"In other words, you stole my flamingo, Wang Xiaohu, return my bird!"
"Ha Luha, you must have stolen my dog yesterday, even if Lao Tzu stole your bird, it would be a matter of course!"
"The old lady will kill you!"
"You have the ability to bite Lao Tzu to death!"
Then came the crackling sound of a fierce fight.
Wang Xiaoyue? Wang Xiaohu?
The name......
Why did Wang Yue call the male overlord Xiaohu?
Sect Master Qian went to watch again, and sighed in his mouth: "Tsk, I said who dared to touch the mounts of the two giants, it turned out to be themselves, what a cow!" β
'Woo! β
The flower-faced cat held the dead bird, urging Sect Master Qian to pluck it out of the pot as soon as possible, in fact, the bird no longer needs to pluck its feathers, the hair all over its body is burned, and it is completely black.
Sect Master Qian and everyone were busy washing and peeling the bird and putting it in the pot.
Everyone in the door is looking forward to it, and everyone is 100% relieved about the taste of the Guardian Divine Beast.
Feng Ming continued to personally administer medicine to Ou Wuchen, he was naked, and his bronze muscles were covered with bruises and purple scars, and the male bully was really ruthless.
There is a half-naked beautiful man here, the flower-faced cat has already smelled the flesh and moved, and the cat's eyes are rubbing brightly, and he is circling Ou Wuchen, and from time to time he rubs his strong waist.
Ou Wuchen also touched its head.
Feng Ming went to get gauze in the tent, and the flower-faced cat was courteous to Ou Wuchen, and spontaneously took out last night's meat from his pocket for Ou Wuchen to eat - for beautiful men, it has always been selfless!
Ou Wuchen took the meat, and knew what this thing was, it was the meat of his master's ancestor's mount!
Anyway, I have eaten it, and I have been beaten and beaten, and the flower-faced cat is very gracious, so Ou Wuchen took it and ate it.
The flower-faced cat enthusiastically took out two more pieces.
Ou Wuchen watched its little paws flexibly pull out of his stomach, and he was also curious, he knew that the flower-faced cat had a pocket to carry around, and he had always been very curious.
It's not uncommon for this human cultivator to be able to forge a magic weapon for storage, and I heard that some masters can also refine their souls into space storage things, but this beast clan can also cultivate this thing, killing the first time I heard of it.
So, curiously, he reached into the pocket of the flower-faced cat and dug it out.
After touching it, it was all meat and fruit by the feeling of it, but when he touched something, Ou Wuchen frowned.
How does it look like clothing?
Could it be something from Feng Qiwu?
He pulled it out, and it turned out to be a pair of obscene pants worn by a man!
Moreover, looking at the color, looking at the style, it is somewhat familiar.
Isn't that his?
He squinted at the obscene pants, which were indeed his, and his paralyzed face twitched, and two lewd lights shot out of his eyes.
showed an expression of 'I see', and even a little obscenity.
It turns out that Feng Qiwu is 'good at this', no wonder his dirty pants are always lost......
When Feng Ming came out, he saw Ou Wuchen looking at the obscene pants, and he showed him a meaningful look.
Feng Ming's face darkened, he stepped forward in a few steps, pulled past the flower-faced cat, and directly put his hand into its pocket.
I've been busy for the past few days, and I really don't have time to check and check, and this check, Feng Ming directly blackened his face.
I saw him pull out a whole bunch of things from that pocket!
It's all men's dirty pants!
The corners of Feng Ming's mouth twitched - the name of this sect master, ahhh
What a shame!
Ou Wuchen's face was even darker, and he looked at Feng Ming with questioning eyes-You still have other men's dirty pants! How many options do you have!
He saw that many of the dirty pants were exactly the same as his, and there was also the exclusive trademark of Wujimen on them.
In addition to the face and height, the appearance must be exactly the same, fat, lose weight, lose weight, gain weight, and gain weight, so the obscene pants are also exactly the same.
Suddenly remembered that last night Wujimen was bathing in the stream near the camp, Ou Wuchen thought that he would come to Fengming here at night, if it was stinky, people would definitely not let him go to bed, so he also went to wash one, and he was taking a bath with his senior brothers and sisters, and saw that the flower-faced cat also went.
He beckoned it warmly and asked it to wash with them.
Later, Ou Wuchen took the first step to Feng Ming's side.
Later, I heard that many of the dirty pants of the senior brothers and sisters in the door were washed away by the water......
It turned out that Feng Ming instructed the flower-faced cat to steal it!
Ou Wuchen was stunned, he didn't expect this Feng Ming to be so heavy.
Feng Ming's face became darker and darker, and he suddenly grabbed the hair of the flower-faced cat and choked its neck: "You shameless!" β
"Whoaβ"
The flower-faced cat fluttered in her hands.
While trying to put those dirty pants in his pockets!
If it weren't for the fact that this product was pulled by himself, Feng Ming really wanted to strangle it to stew!
From Ou Wuchen's meaningful eyes, Feng Ming could see that he had become a lewd person from the inside out.
He even instructed the mount to steal a man's pants!
was pinching, the hairs on his back protruded, and when he turned around, he saw Feng Qiwu, that is, the peacock, looking at him coldly.
Feng Ming was excited, and let go of the flower-faced cat with a smile.
I forgot, this product also has a coaxing, arrogant to the tail of the sky!
"Humph!" Feng Ming heard Feng Qiwu let out a muffled snort.
The flower-faced cat was free, jumped over, and hurriedly raced its private cache into its pocket with its paws.
Seeing this, Feng Qiwu's face darkened, and with a slap of his palm, the fire came, lit the fire, lifted the back of its head, and carried it into the tent.
It seems that his old man is going to do it himself.
Feng Ming let out a breath and looked back to see Ou Wuchen still looking at him with those meaningful eyes.
He raised his eyebrows and said, "It's none of my business." β
Ou Wuchen naturally didn't believe his words.
At this time, the White Lotus came over with a smile, and came to Feng Ming's side to see Ou Wuchen, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and begged to be touched.
Throwing off his lotus white jade fan, he said with a smile: "Alas, in this world, some people steal mounts, and some people steal pants. β
Hearing the three words of stealing pants, Feng Ming's ears pricked up reflexively.
I heard the White Lotus say: "I walked all the way, and I heard people on the road scolding, I don't know which crazy guy entered this camp and stole men's pants, alasββ"
He said with concern, "What about you?" The suave and suave Feng Sect Master, where are the profane pants? β
Feng Ming was even more angry, glared at the White Lotus fiercely, turned around and left.
White Lotus didn't understand why Feng Ming was angry, but she still chased after her with a smile. Seeing that Sect Master Qian was stewing meat, he said with a smile: "Sect Master Qian, this bird is probably hundreds of years old, the skin is thick, it has to be simmered slowly over low heat, and it is even more delicious with some ingredients." β
Sect Master Qian smiled stupidly: "Okay, whatever the Dharma Protector says, it's what it is." β
White Lotus looked at the bird meat in the pot and was not surprised at all.
As soon as he heard Wang Yue roaring that her hundred-year-old yellow-rank flamingo was gone, he knew that Feng Ming had bird broth to drink.
On that side, the battle between Wang Yue and Xiongba was almost endless, and the entire camp came out to watch.
Feng Ming stood on a hillside, also watching.
Seeing that the two of them killed the earth-shattering, as if killing their father's enemy, and also drove the men to fight, the leaders fought in the sky, and the small ones were arguing below, and it was very lively, and the men seemed to start using knives.
Tianxuan Palace's calmly watched the excitement on the side.
What a hilarious one!
Feng Ming seemed to feel that this was not a competition for magic at all, but a collective camping sent out by various gates.
This day's big drama is staged, and it's too exciting!
However, he will not forget who started it.
While silently remembering the moves of Xiongba and Wang Yue, he couldn't help but ask the two around him: "Your master is fighting, why don't you go and help." β
It is said that the relationship between Ethereal Peak and Wujimen is good, and they will fight when they meet, and the relationship is still good?
Now Ou Wuchen should also oppose the White Lotus, even if it is superficial.
White Lotus smiled and groaned: "Don't worry, they won't really fight, it's just trouble." β
"Won't?" Feng Ming looked at Xiongba and Wang Xiaoyue, it was a killing move, without reservation, this is still called fighting?
"The master of the door and Wang Yue are brother and sister." Ou Wuchen also said.
The two families were originally one family, and later they were separated.
I see.
Feng Ming nodded, but immediately asked again, "But their names are different." β
"Xiongba's real name is Wang Xiaohu." The white lotus is still smiling, laughing like a spring breeze.
Wang Xiaohu, Wang Xiaoyue......
This name is really not very domineering.
"You don't know the Dao, in the cultivation world, many famous people use pseudonyms," White Lotus said like a few treasures: "That person is called 'a dragon on the fire' Long Jingtian, his real name is Li Ergou, and the name of 'Fallen Leaf Flying Flower' Hua Wuqian was Huang Xiaohua before his debut, tsk, this name is indeed not easy to mix. β
Under the setting sun, the long wind stirred up, and the two masters fought at the top of the Forbidden City.
When he opened his mouth, he said, "Zhu Gouyu, on the eighth night of the first month of last month, you killed my whole family, and today I will kill you to avenge my whole family of thirty-eight people." β
"Haha
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Thinking of that scene, Feng Ming couldn't help laughing, and didn't forget to ask the two people around him: "What are your names in the rivers and lakes?" β
The white lotus stroked her long hair and said coquettishly: "In the next person, it is called a misty grass, and there is no grass!" β
Ou Wuchen also said seriously: "In the Lower Wuji Gate, the war madness!" β