Chapter 138: The Cat's Revenge
() Regarding the two children taking the cat to set off firecrackers together, the old lady felt that it was fortunate that it was in her own yard, and only her family knew about it.
In the village, these animals are smart, but if they are too smart, it is not necessarily a good thing.
After that, the old lady mentioned it to Jiao's father, and Jiao's father called the two children and Zheng Si over and gave them a beating.
The firecrackers are let go, just have a good time, Zheng Si doesn't need to play with that thing all the time, just converge a little.
"Hey, Dad, is this dog having a bad stomach?"
Dad Jiao pointed to the lump under the vines in the corner of the courtyard and said.
"Bad stomach?" Old Man Jiao walked over and looked at it, "It's true." ”
Compared with the usual shit, the lump under the grapevine is much thinner, but Jiao's father and old man Jiao looked at the big yellow dog who was squatting next to the coal stove and waiting to 'pick up the leak', and they couldn't see the malaise of this guy with diarrhea at all.
"It's okay, look at it like this, it should be too much to eat and too miscellaneous, these days for New Year's goods, this dog will eat more, don't give it food indiscriminately." Old Man Jiao didn't worry about it when he saw this.
There are not so many rules for people in the village to raise dogs, cats and dogs often eat with people, and the villagers don't have the strength to care whether eating like that will be harmful to cats and dogs, in fact, most cats and dogs here do not live to a normal lifespan, and there are many people who beat cats and dogs, or some sell dogs for some reason, but cats are not very valuable, and they don't care if they don't want to raise them, so they will fend for themselves. To sum up, the lives of cats and dogs are cheap, no one will spend effort to take care of them, no one can take care of them, and take care of cats and dogs? In comparison, Old Man Jiao is good enough.
"Do you want to bolt it to the side? It's not good to always squat there. Jiao's father said. If the dog squats over there, there will definitely be a "leak" to pick up, and the meatballs will be fried later, and the old lady's hand will shake again, and the dog will be happy again.
"At home, it can hum and chirp for a long time...... Let it go out to play, you don't have to look for it, you can naturally come back when you eat, and many dogs in the village are like this. ”
"Aren't you afraid of being taken away by the dog beater?"
"Who will beat the dog in the daytime, besides, Laifu will not run far, just walk in the village, there are people watching, the dog will not come at this time, just tie the dog at home, don't care about it during the day." Old man Jiao is very confident in his dog.
As he spoke, Old Man Jiao had already walked over and pushed out the door of the big yellow dog who was squatting there and didn't want to leave for half a step, "Go play by yourself and come back when you eat." ”
The big yellow dog was unwilling and wanted to squeeze in the door, but Old Man Jiao stood at the door and blocked the door. After trying a few times, seeing that he really couldn't squeeze in, the big yellow dog barked twice, turned his head and walked away.
"It doesn't lose its temper, does it?" Dad Jiao looked at the big yellow dog that left and said worriedly.
"How dare it?! Throw a fart temper, you'll know when you order the meal. Old Man Jiao waved his hand, "This is not those pampered cats and dogs in your city, oh, speaking of which, I heard before that some cats and dogs in the city are very cautious and love to hold grudges, right?" How is your black charcoal temper? ”
“…… It's okay. Dad Jiao held back these three words, thought about it and said, "Anyway, it's good for the family." ”
Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyuzi washed their hands and helped Jiao's mother make dumplings on the side, they had also helped wrap them at home before, so that they would not be twisted, at least it looked like a dumpling instead of a deformed dough.
Zheng sighed that he was idle and bored, and watched the big yellow dog run out for a walk, and he jumped out of the courtyard wall and followed--he wouldn't get lost if he walked with the big yellow dog.
"Whatever the cat?" Old Man Jiao raised his chin and clicked on the courtyard wall.
"It's okay, it's smart." Jiao's father is not worried.
After Zheng Si jumped down from the courtyard wall, he followed the big yellow dog in front of him, and he kept an eye on the surrounding situation at all times. There are many free-range dogs in the village, and not every dog can be friendly to a cat.
The big yellow dog from Jiao's house is familiar with the way and walks in the village, smelling the smell to beg for food, it knows which one will give which one will not give it. Animals are sometimes much smarter than people think, but many times that intelligence is overlooked.
A cat basking in the sun with paws on a wooden barrel only opened its eyes and did not run away after seeing the big yellow dog, and then closed its eyes and continued to nap and bask in the sun.
Watching the big yellow dog collect food while walking, Zheng Si really admired this guy's ability, he was thick-skinned and a little smart, even if these two points were put on people, they would definitely not be hungry.
Just thinking about it, Zheng Si suddenly heard the dog barking in front of him, and there was a low roar in the sound of Wangwang. This bark is different from when the big yellow dog saw Jiao Dad and the others before, with a clear jǐng ti and aggression, and this bark only appears when facing an identified dangerous person.
Sure enough, looking up, Zheng Si saw the big yellow dog barking at a person not far away.
The person not far away looks passable, not stumbling, but with the rogue temperament all over his body, the impression score plummets to a negative value.
The man shook his legs with a toothpick, and he was not afraid after seeing the big yellow dog, and laughed twice, and then picked up half of the brick on the ground next to him and threw it at the big yellow dog.
Fortunately, the big yellow dog ran fast, and the bricks rubbed the hair on its back, and it was not smashed.
No wonder the big yellow dog has a very bad attitude towards that person, and is still a little jealous, this person is obviously not a good stubble.
Zheng Si looked at the people around him, obviously someone saw this scene, but they didn't meddle with anything, in their opinion, they couldn't mess with this puff for a dog.
Fortunately, the toothpick man was not ready to continue to consume with the big yellow dog, so he put on the coat on his body and walked away, looking embarrassed.
The big yellow dog didn't relax until the toothpick man walked away, and looking at that appearance, he should have suffered a loss.
"Wow-"
A child's cry came, Zheng Si looked over, it was the toothpick man who snatched two firecrackers from the hands of a child who set off firecrackers, and then played with them himself, and when he threw the firecrackers, he also threw them into someone's vegetable patch, and fried a few well-growing Chinese cabbages.
The people around who saw this scene only said a few words, and didn't argue with the toothpick man.
Zheng Si tugged at his ears, forget it, it's better to leave this kind of idle matter alone, Jiao's father said to keep a low profile.
When it was almost time to eat, the big yellow dog really went home on time, Zheng Si had to sigh that the animal's concept of time is really powerful, they are not like people who can see the time on the clock and mobile phone, and at this time, most people have not yet opened the meal at home, and no one told it that it was time to eat.
When the big yellow dog walked back, the speed was obviously much brisker, just like what Old Man Jiao said, there was no temper tantrum or anything at all.
Zheng Si still followed it not far behind, watching it run into the gate of the old mansion, and then immediately rushed out in a few seconds, roaring at the door.
Ignoring the big yellow dog, Zheng Si went directly into the house, just in time to see the toothpick man snatch a fried fish piece from Xiao Yuzi's hand.
Fuck you, uncle!
Zheng Si immediately became angry, if he hadn't seen Jiao's father coming over, he would definitely go up and slap that girl a few times.
Bullying other family members, Zheng Si can be regarded as not seeing it, but bullying his own family, Zheng Si can't bear it.
After the big yellow dog entered the door just now, he went straight to the kitchen behind, and when the little grapefruit saw the big yellow dog coming back, he knew that Zheng Si must have come back, so he took out a piece of the freshly fried fish and walked to the door, ready to give it to Zheng Si to eat, but when he was in the lobby, he was snatched away by the toothpick man.
Yuzu pursed her lips and glared at the stranger in front of her, hesitating to throw the chopsticks in her hand at this person.
Old man Jiao was also angry when he saw this, and drove the man out with a flat shoulder.
When the man walked out, he shouted: "I just heard that Brother Sheng, these professors have a project of at least 1.8 million, and they just came to see the millionaires, what are you doing?" ”
"You don't talk nonsense, most of that money is state money, money for research! If you talk nonsense, I'll send you to the bureau! Old man Jiao hit the toothpick man with a flat pole.
The people in the village attach great importance to seniority, and for the toothpick man, he can not care about the people of the same generation and the juniors, but he doesn't dare to fight the older generation, he has beaten an older generation before, and he has been besieged by the villagers and almost invited into the bureau.
Although the toothpick man was beaten away by the old man, the anger in Zheng Si's heart did not subside, and he wondered when to go to yīn that guy. But Ming'er is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, Zheng sighed and thought, forget it, don't make trouble first, wait a few days and then go to the toothpick man.
In the village, dinner is eaten early, and there is not much entertainment, and everyone is used to going to bed early. Because the Chinese New Year is approaching, everyone is busy, and the bedtime is postponed a little.
I heard that a sow raised by a family had given birth to piglets, and Mr. Jiao was going to go over to take a look. Jiao Yuan wanted to go, but Old Man Jiao took him with him, and Xiaoyuzi stayed in the room and watched TV with Jiao's mother, but didn't go to see the excitement.
Zheng Si was curious, so he ran over.
Old man Jiao walked a short road behind the house, Zheng Si followed behind for a distance, suddenly stopped, moved his ears, turned his head sideways, and walked in the direction of the sound, and saw the toothpick man who grabbed the small grapefruit fish pieces standing there, holding a cigarette in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, making a phone call, showing off a box of "torpedoes" stolen from the market today, trying to put two, the power is not bad, and he is ready to sell it to the children in the village at a higher price tomorrow.
"Okay, I won't tell you, I'll first."
The toothpick man closed his mobile phone, took a puff of the cigarette between his fingers, threw the cigarette butt into the distance, and walked into the thatched house humming a little tune.
Zheng Si narrowed his eyes, moved the tip of his tail twice, and then went over there.
Compared with looking at the sow piglets, Zheng Si is more willing to seize this opportunity to clean up this toothpick man.
Zheng Si ran into the toothpick man's house, and according to what the toothpick man said on the phone just now, he found a box of "torpedoes" in his room, the medium model. Zheng Si carefully opened the box and took out two of them, closed the box, and ran back to the toothpick man's thatched house.
It was already dark, and no one saw a cat walking upright, and the toothpick man's family was nested in another room with a TV, and no one noticed that there was a cat in the house.
The toilets in the village are all thatched huts surrounded by brick walls, built near the back door of the house or in the backyard, with a large pit as a urinal. Part of the urinal was outside the thatched house wall, and the villagers scooped up manure to fertilize the vegetable patch, which also facilitated Zheng Si's retaliation.
The cigarette butt that was casually thrown outside by the toothpick man flickered in the night breeze, Zheng Si picked up the cigarette butt and quietly approached the thatched house.
Zheng Si recalled the appearance of those bear children setting off the "fish", lit the fuse, threw it into the pit where the toothpick man was squatting, turned around and left quickly, he still remembered the stinky water splashed on the child who fried the water tank. Don't worry about running far.
When Zheng Si ran a certain distance and hid behind a tall firewood stack, there was a banging sound from the thatched house. (To be continued.) )