The stage music sounded, it was a prelude to the death of an angel, the lights were on, the handsome Yunluo held the microphone, smiled gently, his eyes were clear, and he sang softly, but when he sang to the end of the fairy tale, he stopped in a chic manner, followed by cheers and applause.

Chu Yuan walked up gracefully, and his sweet and soft voice was very cute: "Hello everyone, I am the host Chu Yuan, this beautiful man who sings with love doesn't need me to introduce him more, he is." ”

"The Kraken Clouds Fall! The Kraken Falls! A group of boys and girls from Tunghai University applauded and shouted, and the atmosphere was enthusiastic.

Yunluo smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and pressed it, the scene quieted down, in Yunluo's body, there is a powerful aura, which can make people feel very affinity, and they can't help but obey Yunluo: "Hello juniors, although Jiangnan University and Tunghai University have been making progress with each other in the competition, there are also many acquaintances here, and there will be an opportunity for you to ask questions to besiege the seniors." ”

Chu Yuan sat down elegantly, and did a good job obliquely with Yunluo, this angle is convenient for the audience below to see clearly, and it can also make the camera shoot more smoothly, and the lighting is easier. Chu Yuan was slightly quiet, and sorted out the problem in his heart, this is the TV station leaders of Donghai Satellite TV, under the pressure brought by the national security, the new program opened for Chu Yuan, the Kraken is the first issue.

If this episode of the show can't get up, then hehe, I'm sorry, Chu Yuan still obediently goes to be a reporter and news program host at eight o'clock in the morning, this is a rare opportunity, and Chu Yuan also believes that Yunluo will not deliberately embarrass her. In addition, this show has an hour of broadcast time, and it is still recorded, so Chu Yuan doesn't have to worry even if he makes a mistake.

But Chu Yuan was happy too early, and Yunluo quickly let the senior sister know that even the junior brother was unreliable.

"Yunluo, everyone is very curious about you, you wrote an online novel, the last two hundred and thirty-seven years, and now it is a very popular book, published and sold to the United States, Japan, the United Kingdom, France, I heard that the Japanese version, French version, and English version of the novel are all translated by you personally." Chu Yuan, the great beauty of Yajing Youlan, tells the story eloquently, which is very pleasing to the eye.

When Yunluo opened his mouth, Chu Yuan was startled, and he didn't come at all: "Chu Yuan, you want to ask me how I can be a foreign language, it's very simple, as long as you want to learn Chinese, just remember all the words, morphology and grammar are not the most important, you must have specific words in your head, in order to learn foreign languages better and faster." ”

"Foreigners learn our Chinese, it's the same dog bites a hedgehog and has nowhere to eat, senior, I saw a foreigner complaining about our difficult to learn Chinese post, the senior read it to everyone, very interesting, after listening to you you will understand what kind of attitude to use to learn a foreign language, figure it out, that is a foreign language want to learn a few subjects is a few."

"You can't afford to learn Chinese, what are you proud of learning a foreign language, Chinese is the most difficult language in the world to master, you see you are not born to learn Chinese, what language do you learn for a lifetime, so you will die and never look back."

"The most important thing is that after learning Chinese, it is the same as not learning, what is the use of learning, there are so many dialects in the country, how many can you understand, just get a dialect from the south can suffocate you to death." What do you use to soak everyone on the Internet, and do you use the Chinese you learned in school? ”

Chu Yuan didn't start talking nonsense at this time, and he listened very carefully, but the more Yunluo talked about it, the more outrageous it became, and the group of students from Tunghai University below listened to it with relish. Modern college students like to listen to this, and they think that the Kraken Yunluo is really special and fantastic.

"No matter how good your foreign Chinese is to speak, the last network immediately makes you can't even understand your head, Chinese is not powerful." There are dozens of explanations for a word, dozens of usages, I'll take a go, it's the same as the Monkey King, the same as the Monkey King, the Monkey King! ”

"Who speaks to Lao Tzu what foreign language is the most powerful language in the world, I called Sect Leader Huang to make trouble too much for you, too much, people who don't know Chinese understand, trouble, too, set, what foreign language is comparable ah, Nima Chinese logic is not strong ah, Lu Xun's article has read it, maybe probably, maybe there is such a sharp usage."

"Maybe probably, the vocabulary usage of such a fierce bull is not explained, it is not explained, people who don't understand it don't even understand it, hehe, laugh and don't speak, which foreign language has such a profound term, and we have also exported a batch of vocabulary for foreign countries."

Chu Yuan's warm mouth opened slightly, his eyes were confused, and he looked at Yunluo in shock. Chu Yuan really wanted to break his head, he would never have thought that Yunluo would do such a nonsensical thing in an interview with a TV station, and it was obvious that he was demolishing the senior sister's platform. Chu Yuan is not good at interrupting Yunluo, anyway, it is recorded and broadcast, Yunluo can say whatever he likes, and he can edit it.

It's just that even Chu Yuan didn't expect that in the end, Yunluo's complaint was not deleted a word, and the whole process was broadcast, and the first time the director broadcast the program was nearly two hours, which was really long for him. Behind it was Xu Yifeng's words, so that the leaders of Jiangnan Satellite TV would not dare to cut out a scene and broadcast it, but I didn't expect the response to be good.

"Chongyang's last love is still domestic things, there are wood, foreigners have good mathematical ability, Chinese mathematics is not more excellent." One piece two, one piece two cents, people who don't understand Chinese don't open their mouths for one yuan and two dimes, and they stare at the big eyes of the water spirit and ask me what is a piece of two, and what hairs are two on a piece. ”

"Buying vegetables, foreigners don't hold a dictionary to buy vegetables in the first few months, and the hawkers' arithmetic ability is not a cow to break a cow, so many foreigners buy vegetables and use a calculator to press it, press Nima, a green onion and a garlic are calculators, it's one, one end."

"Addition and subtraction within 10,000 does not use a calculator to divide the square operation, and it is read out directly. There is also the gray mainstream, Martian script, you don't have a little cultural background, you don't have a little graphic recognition ability, you can really understand Martian script. ”

"Chinese also has ancient vernacular Chinese, foreign languages are hairy, and eighteen words of "he", "hu", "is", "it", "and", "if", "so", "for", "yan", "also", "cause", "yu", "and", "then", "who", "

Yunluo was enjoying himself, and he did it on purpose, Yunluo likes to be quiet, is used to silence, and doesn't like to be on various TV shows. But Yunluo doesn't care if he likes it or not, he is a star, if he doesn't deal with the media, those bastards dare to black Kraken, the koala Siren's scandals are flying all over the sky, it is the masterpiece of this group of bastards.

Is there any blackness, Yunluo just wants to discourage those TV stations, and they don't dare to come to Yunluo to be on the show, otherwise they can only scold in their hearts if they are messed up by Yunluo, and they will laugh at Yunluo on their faces.

"All Chinese students can't memorize it all, Nima is embarrassed to complain about the complicated tenses of foreign languages, tenses, voices, have you ever thought about how many tenses and voices you use when you usually speak. How many two do you have, do you have borrowed generations, exclamation sentences, numeral common nouns are used as adjectives, are there subjunctive voices, and are there roaring styles. ”

"I'll roll over to the old lady, is there a homonyus, imperatives, imperative sentences, and hidden metaphors, verbs are used. When the Chinese chat, how shocking as heavenly, there is wood, foreign linguists don't want to hear the burst eggs, hungry will collapse if you are hungry, okay, if I invite you to dinner, just say okay. ”

"For Mao to say, go and rub it today, rub it, rub it, rub it, if you say that you have no culture to eat, a meal, a meal, it's the most basic measure word. You say that a meal is a lump of rice, a rice is a soaked rice, a rice is a bucket of rice, and each of them has a different meaning. ”

"Last time, a foreigner said that he could smoke a cigarette in five minutes, you are ashamed or not human, one, you think you smoke, do you smoke two hundred cigarettes, smoke to death, smoke two cigarettes in three seconds, you think it is a firecracker, you don't use it, don't use it indiscriminately, each measure word has countless uses."

Yunluo saw that Chu Yuan's pretty face quietly changed color, and her beautiful eyes glared at her with a little hatred, but Yunluo had a clear conscience, she wouldn't be scared by Chu Yuan at all, she should continue to say it, anyway, Yunluo would give the senior sister a revelation, and she would definitely not let the senior sister have a chance to find fault afterwards.

"How many uses of the ghost number of Qing Chinese light a measure word Nima, and a variety of flexible usages, you have to memorize ah, but also know how to use ah, the exam to test ah there is wood, the whole exam has not learned irregular ah, pit daddy." When the streets are full of Xinhua dictionaries, you have to fail the course, even if you test what you have learned, you still have to deduct points. ”

"I can't write it.,Does the original author have the reading comprehension of his own article?,The original author can fail the subject.,Hang the subject.,Isn't it cold when you hang the subject?,Isn't the cold hand the angel who folded the wings in the previous life.,The angel who folded the wings.,Which foreign language has such a rich style.,When we're sad,Pear blossoms,Bring rain.,Erase a line of tears."

"There are other kinds of online literary styles, which one is not superb, Chinese broad and profound, broad, profound, broad, big, fine, deep, Chinese is not the connotation." are saying that learning a foreign language is an angel who folded wings in the previous life, and we have not learned Chinese well, we go to say that learning foreign language folding wings is not idle and boring. ”

"Chinese is the most broken wings of Youmu, you have to study Chinese well, you can't understand if you don't learn Chinese to practice the Spring Festival Gala, you can't even understand folding wings if you don't learn Chinese, don't learn Chinese and omit 3,000 words below There is wood, there is wood." I picked up my teacup and sighed. Tears fell on the keyboard, Chinese is not powerful. ”

"The senior taught everyone with his own blood and tears that Chinese is really a thousand times more difficult than Japanese, French, and English. Let's learn a foreign language is to memorize words and grammar is more annoying, those foreigners come to learn Chinese, directly stupid. ”

Yunluo smiled slightly, waved his hand to the audience, and thunderous applause and cheers sounded, the students of Tunghai University all liked Yunluo's free and easy, handsome is all kinds of leisure, and if you do something wrong, you can be forgiven.

Senior sister Chu Yuan really hated itchy, and wanted to bite Yunluo a few breaths to relieve her anger. rs

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