Chapter 16 Fat cats can also jump lightly
Zheng sighed's face was inexplicable, he didn't even know who the "Buddha" was. originally thought that Jiao's father would talk about him leaving home, but now not only did he not mention leaving home, but instead said "Buddha", what is going on?
"Well, forget it, it doesn't look like a Zhilu Dao." Jiao's mother returned to the kitchen to continue cooking dinner, she didn't think that a cat could make Chu Hua's famous "Buddha" change his attitude.
Jiao's father sat down on the sofa and described the general situation of "Buddha" to Zheng Si.
As soon as he heard Jiao's father say that the woman in her fifties with a serious face, Zheng Si thought of the old woman who went to the artificial lake.
It should be the one.
"Buddha" was originally named Ye He, the dean of the School of Physics, and the name of the old Fayette Ye Henara in the Qing Dynasty overlapped, plus he was more serious and his aura was too strong, everyone in the School of Physics was in awe, and Dean Ye's husband was now the president of Chuhua University, and he was named "Buddha" at some point.
Zheng Si thought about Dean Ye's appearance and style of doing things, and it was really vivid.
Jiao's father didn't ask Zheng Si about leaving home, and he didn't delve into the matter of "Buddha smiled", anyway, it doesn't seem like a bad thing to look at "Buddha".
At dinner, the two children woke up and were much better. The first thing Jiao Yuan did when he woke up was to go to the refrigerator to check on the "baby".
"Oh, Shet!!"
Jiao Yuan wailed, just heard by Jiao's mother who came out with a plate of vegetables, and after putting aside the dishes, she twisted Jiao Yuan's ears, "Burst into foul language again, and deduct a piece of pocket money!" β
"Hey, don't, I can't help myself, I have to be excusable." Jiao Yuan rubbed his twisted ears and said.
No matter how Jiao Yuan explained, a piece of his pocket money was still deducted, Zheng Si saw Jiao Yuan gritting his teeth when he was eating, and it was estimated that he would find those three to settle accounts when he went to school tomorrow.
After seven days of desertion, the Jiao family is lively again, and its popularity is back.
After dinner, the two children watched TV for a while and went to their respective rooms to review their homework, they didn't go to school for a week, and some homework had to be made up, this didn't need Jiao's parents to say, they were very conscious.
After Jiao's mother cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, she went out to find her colleagues and sisters. Jiao's mother worked as an English teacher in a junior high school near Chuhua, and during the time she left, she found someone to help substitute for the class, and when she came back, she had to thank others, all of them were in the family compound, and the relationship was good, so she bought some fruit and brought it over.
As for Jiao's father, he is now sitting at his desk with an anthology to read.
Zheng Si walked over and looked at the cover of the book, which was Mr. Zhou's anthology. In this way, Jiao's father is not in a good mood now.
People will always have various negative emotions such as dissatisfaction, depression, and boredom, but the way of catharsis is different, some people like to burst into foul language, some people like to drink heavily, some people like to fight or do some strenuous exercise, etc., but Zheng Si has never heard Jiao's father burst into foul language or vent with some other intense sports. Because he has children at home, he rarely smokes and doesn't drink often, and only drinks when some friends who are close to him come over.
Unlike others, every time Jiao's father is in a bad mood and bored but has no solution, he will read Mr. Zhou's anthology. Zheng Si remembers the most recent time, that is, in August, Jiao's father was waiting for the release of the National Natural Science Foundation of China, and that time Zheng Si watched Jiao's father take Mr. Zhou's anthology to read "The True Story of Ah Q". Fortunately, a few days later, the National Natural Science Foundation of China released the list, and Jiao's father's name was impressively listed.
As for today......
Zheng Si jumped on the desk and took a look, what Jiao's father was reading today was "On "Fucking"".
[β¦β¦ After all, the times are advancing, and you can't go back to the "fucking" era of the past. After thinking about Zhufan, coupled with the deep and long-standing cultural heritage, I finally found a word that is more "elegant", "more civilized", and more enjoyable than "fucking" - "jiri". "Ijiri" was called out comfortably......]
Seeing this text, Zheng Si glanced at Jiao's father, who was looking at the book seriously, and tugged at his ears. Well, everyone vents their frustration in different ways, and he doesn't understand the operation of Jiao's father's thinking.
Zheng Si jumped off the desk and came to the balcony to breathe, the air at night was cool, and there was a faint fragrance of flowers. Before Zheng Si could take a deep breath, he heard the unique singing voice coming from the fourth floor.
"I planted a melon under the root of the ~wall~, and I came to water it every day~ I came to see it every day~ it sprouted~ bloomed~ it bore a ~ big watermelon~, big watermelon, big watermelon~ I can't hold it~~"
Zheng sighed: "......"
Hug your grandma's claws!
The parrot was watering with a small watering can, and when it ate watermelon in the summer, it spit out some watermelon seeds in the flower pot on the balcony, and accidentally found a long melon seedling, and it was happy that it had a long nerve, and sang "Planting Melon" every time it watered.
It is very strange that this melon seedling actually survived, you know, the parrot and its owner sometimes go on a business trip for a few weeks, no one waters, completely by providence, if it rains, it can not be filled with water.
As for fertilization, hehe, there is a lot of guano, so there is no need to worry about it.
Zheng Si looked over there, the melon seedlings had grown a lot, but he didn't know how long the poor melon seedlings would last in this state of growth.
Before the parrot could spot him, Zheng Si slipped back into the living room, rolled on the sofa, and slept sleepily with his eyes closed. I have to get up early tomorrow to go for a run, and I am not as tired as I was at the beginning after running a whole lap around the school recently, I heard Wei Ling say that I will increase the intensity of training in a few days, and I have to train to climb trees. There's still a long way to go......
A good night's sleep.
The next day, Zheng Si burst into tears at the bowl of Sanxian noodles in front of him. Sure enough, it's good to have someone at home, and you don't have to eat in the cafeteria.
Zheng Si slowly came to the big lawn after eating noodles, where Wei Ling was warming up and waiting.
"Fifteen minutes later than yesterday."
Zheng Si ignored it, rested for a while, and eliminated his food.
After a lap on the lawn, I started my daily run around the school. The recent running has made Zheng Si's footpads a lot rougher, and it hurt a lot at first a few days, but then it got better.
Today's journey around the school is different from usual, I changed a more remote branch line, and I need to climb uphill and take stairs, the distance has increased a little, and I am also a little tired.
After running, Zheng Si's limbs were almost grinding on the ground, and he was weak, and he walked slowly to the east family area. Wei Ling followed beside him, and if no one was guarding him at this time, a little Chihuahua would be able to kill Zheng Si.
When he was about to arrive at the compound of the East Family District, Zheng Si looked into the grove, Ah Huang was rolling in the grass, and the sheriff was staring at the turtledove on the branch. As for the big fat, Zheng Si swept around, and the guy was still sleeping at the pile of stones.
There is a pile of weedy stones, and if you don't look closely, you really can't see that there is a cat squatting there, curled up and squatting into a peanut to make a head grabbing the ground and squatting in the grass to sleep.
Zheng Si was about to raise his feet and walk over there, but the big fat ear that was originally pressed down because of his sleeping position stood up, and he immediately jumped up, his eyelids were no longer drooping, and he looked in the direction of the road very attentively, not at all like he usually just woke up.
Since the big fat has developed more and more horizontally, there is more meat on the face, the head looks bigger, and the ears are much smaller when the hair is fluffy, but this guy's ear power is still so good.
When Zheng Si was puzzled, Da Fat had already run over to this side, and at the same time, a familiar car with a military license plate slowly drove to the side of the road and stopped next to Zheng Si.
The closed window was slowly lowered, and half of the glass window had not been lowered, and the big fat who ran over jumped and rushed into the car just through the gap where it was opened.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Zheng Si wouldn't have thought that this fat man could jump so lightly, and he calculated accurately, and the little gap that just opened up allowed him to jump in.
But......
Fat can't you wait for the window to come down completely before jumping? It's dangerous!
This girl is a shaking M, and she is in a hurry to be abused. When I go back later, I guess I'll see it squatting on instant noodles again.
Zheng Si was thinking about the appearance of the fat man squatting for a while, and Wei Ling beside him snapped a standard military salute until the car went away.
Zheng Si looked at Wei Ling suspiciously, and then looked at the car that was going away, puzzled.
"The old leader in the past, he was promoted later, and now he is also a big man." Sensing Zheng Si's doubts, Wei Ling said. No wonder I thought it was weird when I saw the fat cat for the first time, but I didn't expect it to be taught by this one, and the cat's performance at that time was understandable. It seems that the fat cat is hiding deep enough.
Zheng Si was still in surprise, but he didn't expect that the relatives of the big fat family were still big shots.
Wei Ling threw the empty mineral water bottle into the trash. Although he had been discharged from the army, his military salute just now was completely reflexive.
"Can you jump that accurately?" Wei Ling asked.
Zheng sighed and said that what he asked was the precise jump of the big fat just now. If you pull your ears and seem to jump on your own, the probability is not too large. If the windows were fully open, he would have been able to jump in easily, but with the width of the gap between the windows and the ...... It's not easy, you may hit your head, you may stumble your hands and feet.
It stands to reason that Zheng Si is not as fat as big and fat, and the difficulty should be smaller, but Zheng Si is completely bottomless in his heart.
"So, you're nowhere near as good as that fat man." Wei Ling concluded. What he saw just now was just the tip of the iceberg of the fat cat's performance, he believed that the fat cat's ability must be stronger, although he hadn't seen how it moved since coming to Chuhua University, but his keen awareness, vigilance and calculation ability, coupled with the jumping power that was a little fat but not inferior to other cats, all showed that this cat was different.
"The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!" After putting down a sentence, Wei Ling ran away, and did not continue to run around the school as he did a few days ago, but ran outside the school, he was going to find a friend to catch up and talk about what he saw today.
Zheng Si is also relieved now, climbed a tree in the grass, and went home for dinner at noon.
At the same time, Jiao's father went home because he wanted to copy a document, and he happened to see the scene of Wei Ling saluting in the car just now. He heard Yi Xin say that his cat was running and exercising with a person in the morning, and Mrs. Zhai also told him, and was thinking about how to investigate Wei Ling, but he didn't expect to see this scene.
It's good to know.
After going home and copying the data, Jiao's father went to his house on the first floor and came out ten minutes later.
When the Jiao family and his wife talked about Zheng Si that night, Jiao's father said: "Don't worry, although the specific identity of the person named Wei Ling is not clear, he will definitely be able to trust it, let Hei Tan learn some skills with him, and save himself from being frustrated when he goes far away in the future." β
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