Chapter Ninety-Four: The Trial of Han Shengyu in the Camping Quarter
Not only were the friends stunned, but even Han Shengyu, the long-time "Langzi", was stunned in place, his stupid expression made people unbearable to look at directly, and the friends collectively turned around and covered their faces......
"Hey, you've seen enough of the show, right? Can we officially start our field activities? Ruan Feifei is a girl after all, the kiss just now was partly because of everyone's coaxing, and more because of her own hot head, now that this momentum has passed, she also feels a little embarrassed, but her long-term female personality does not allow her to blush and stomp her feet or hide behind others to be shy, so she has to hold on, pretending to be a troubleless person, and shouting as usual.
"Good! I see that the land in front of me is good, spacious, and shaded, you men put the barbecue grill there, responsible for the barbecue, me and Yifan, and Fei Fei are responsible for preparing tablecloths, and tableware or something. Men and women match, work is not tired, everyone works happily! Xu Yiqing immediately took Ruan Feifei's words and said, trying to "atone for her sins".
"Well, be careful, there are a lot of caterpillars on the trees! Don't let me hear your screams for a moment. Han Shengyu returned to normal, and he had that cynical expression again, and his mouth was cheap.
The three women present gave him a wide roll of the eyes, and then the three of them left arm in arm.
"Hey, Nanfeng, you say, could this be the reason why I don't have a girlfriend for something?" Han Shengyu looked at the three graceful backs and asked Ji Nanfeng.
"Maybe some, but the main thing, you still haven't figured it out." Ji Nanfeng walked over and put his hand on Han Shengyu's shoulder and said.
"The main thing?" Han Shengyu turned his head, not knowing why.
"Well, with the two of us here, why would they look at you more?" Ji Nanfeng didn't forget to sigh heavily after speaking, and then patted Han Shengyu on the shoulder.
"Zhihao, let's go barbecue!" Ji Nanfeng shouted to Shen Zhihao.
Now that he has only given birth to Han Shengyu alone, he is still frowning and thinking, why are the two of them here, and the girls won't look at themselves more? If Meng Yifan and Xu Yiqing don't look at the past they still said, after all, they are married women, but Ruan Feifei is single!
"Monsoon winds! You say I'm not as good-looking as you two? Han Shengyu, who finally understood the mystery, was like a crazy lion, with a loud voice and strong penetrating power, which made people smack their tongues.
"Hey! Han Shengyu! You don't have to be so loud, okay? There are so many caterpillars on the tree, and you will be shocked down in a while! Ruan Feifei heard Han Shengyu's "ghost crying wolf howl", and did not forget to shout in the air, and treated others in the same way.
"Isn't it? Yes!!!!! Han Shengyu just looked down, but he didn't expect that there was really a huge caterpillar at his feet, and it had already reached his feet, and he looked up at himself from time to time, as if he thought that his feet were hindering its progress.
Seeing Han Shengyu jumping to his feet, everyone laughed and bent over for a while.
In the time that followed, Han Shengyu seemed to have a phobia of insects, a leaf fell on his body and thought it was an insect, and the small stick on the ground also thought it was an insect, and the reaction was very exaggerated, screaming and jumping around in place.
After the last day, Xu Yiqing handed him an umbrella, and spread a layer of clean plastic sheeting on the ground, so that Han Shengyu could sit on it with an umbrella, as long as he stopped sitting and didn't make a sound, he didn't have to do any work.
"Xiao Qingqing, you are still the kindest." Han Shengyu's eyes were full of tears.
"Don't thank me, if you want to thank Yifan, or the baby in her belly." Xu Yiqing didn't buy his account at all, and said with a cold face.
"Huh? Why do you want to thank them? Could it be that you are being asked to do this? Or is it the baby in her belly? Han Shengyu's face was full of innocence, and Xu Yiqing looked cold.
"You have to know that Lu Dao Yifan is now pregnant, and he is afraid of being frightened, you are so startled, it really scares you to be responsible?" After Xu Yiqing finished speaking, she turned around decisively and left, returning to Ruan Feifei and Meng Yifan's camp.
Han Shengyu really sat honestly in place, occasionally looking around himself to check if there were any bugs invading. At first, it was okay, but then a person was really bored, seeing them busy not far away, Han Shengyu felt like a pitiful little abandoned by the organization.
Suddenly, a petite and cute figure broke into Han Shengyu's line of sight.
[Raise your hand, how many people want to be crooked? And how many people have guessed who this petite and cute figure is? The mystery is about to be revealed! "Little Teddy, come here, play with my brother for a while?" Han Shengyu immediately smiled and shouted at Breeze.
Who's calling me? Breeze just glanced up in the direction where Han Shengyu was, then lowered his head and continued to play with Xiaocao Xiaohua.
"Uh, you're a teddy, aren't you? Why ignore me? Indeed, if there is a master, there must be a dog! ”
Unable to get a response, Han Shengyu was a little angry, and sprinkled all his qi on Breeze, clumping the leaves into a ball and throwing it at it.
After missing a few times, Han Shengyu lost his temper, forgot the existence of Bugzi-kun for a while, threw the umbrella aside, got up, and focused on hitting Breeze.
From time to time, Breeze raised his head and glanced at Han Shengyu, and his expression was like saying, "Are you an idiot?" It's so much worse than my dad! ”
"Han Shengyu! What are you doing? I haven't seen Breeze for a long time, Xu Yiqing glanced at it casually, but I didn't expect to see such an inhuman scene at this glance.
"Heaven and earth conscience, I didn't do anything, I was just teasing your dog!" When Han Shengyu heard Xu Yiqing's voice, he trembled with fright, and reflexively threw all the leaves in his palms, raised his hands above his head, and tried his best to justify.
"Monsoon winds! Come and see! Someone is bullying your son! Xu Yiqing shouted in the direction of the south wind.
Ji Nanfeng hurriedly ran over when he heard this.
The rest of the people also came over one after another.
At this time, Han Shengyu was like a thief who was caught red-handed when stealing, squatting in place, waiting for trial.
And Breeze, who couldn't be called just now, is now running over happily.
"South Wind, Han Shengyu Beat Breeze! Constitutes the crime of intentional injury! And it's harming minors! "Xu Yiqing's legal knowledge is limited, so she can only be charged with the most common crimes.
[Actually...... Is it because the author's legal knowledge is very limited? "Hmm, where is the murder weapon? Ji Nanfeng pretended to touch his beard and asked seriously.
"Here!" Saying that, Xu Yiqing casually picked up a leaf on the ground, then formed a ball and handed it to Ji Nanfeng.
"Well, the murder weapon is really not to be underestimated, it may be just a leaf for humans, but for Breeze, it has the potential to cause unexpected damage. Convicted of intentional injury. However, because no direct harm was caused and no adverse effects were caused, the punishment was mitigated. Hmm, Xiaoqing, as Breeze's first guardian, what kind of punishment do you think is better? Ji Nanfeng cleverly beat Tai Chi to Xu Yiqing.
"Punish him to buy Breeze snacks for a month, be Breeze's playmate, and besides, he is not allowed to eat dinner today, he can only watch from the sidelines!" Xu Yiqing is still a kind-hearted and simple-minded mushroom cool, and he did not make it too difficult for Han Shengyu, and only gave him the lightest punishment.
[Actually, the author originally wanted Han Shengyu to chop himself up and make dumplings for Breeze to eat...... Okay, I'm a poisonous woman, and the poisonous woman Xiaoqi floated away......] "The first two are acceptable, and the last one is absolutely not!" What is the purpose of our visit today? It's a barbecue! It's camping! Xiao Qingqing, how can you bear it so much and let me be hungry by myself while you are eating and drinking? You can't let me sleep, but you can't let me eat! Han Shengyu tried to move Xu Yiqing with affection and reason.
"That's fine, you can eat, but you have to keep a vigil for us at night, and you are not allowed to sleep!" Xu Yiqing's smile was innocent and harmless, but her eyes were full of cunning and calculation.
Well, Han Shengyu dug a pit and jumped into it himself.
Breeze didn't know what to do, only that he was whining at the feet of the monsoon wind.
"Breeze, Mommy helped you get revenge, are you happy? Take a good look at the appearance of this bad uncle, remember, when you grow up, you must not forget to take revenge on him when you were a child, bite him! Xu Yiqing picked up Breeze and "taught him earnestly", and did not forget to hold Breeze in front of Han Shengyu and let him remember the appearance of the "enemy".
"Xiao Qingqing, isn't this okay? I know that dogs are human. You educate him like this, what if he really bites me in the future? Han Shengyu couldn't help but be a little worried for the sake of the future.
"Why don't you eat meat in a while?" Xu Yiqing proposed.
"Don't, don't, don't! It doesn't matter, you just let it look. Feed! Little Teddy, look at me! Do you remember what I look like? Don't forget to bite me when you grow up, revenge for today's arrow, no, it's a leaf revenge. Han Shengyu immediately flattered Lu and said, as many dogs as you look, you can have as many dogs.
"Xiao Qingqing, in this way, I can eat meat, right?"
Xu Yiqing struggled for a long time to hold back a smile and nodded.
"Han Shengyu, I should really record what you just looked like to show you, Tao Yuanming doesn't bend his waist for five buckets of rice, you can pour it today, for a few pieces of meat, you don't want your own meat!" Ruan Feifei did not forget the ridicule.
Everyone finally couldn't help it and laughed for a while.
After the fun, finally ushered in the most anticipated moment of the day, when the charcoal fire was red, Ji Nanfeng and Shen Zhihao, two men in the shopping mall, were put on aprons and masks by their respective little women, and began to barbecue.
The three little women sat on the grass behind them, looking at the two tall and straight backs in front of them, and the bubbles of happiness were fermenting for a while.
"Yiqing, the boss is so stylish when he roasts meat~~~" Meng Yifan began to be a nymphomaniac.
"Don't think about my family's south wind, watch your son Shen go!" Xu Yiqing smiled and pushed Meng Yifan's elbow and joked.
"I'm going to envy you two, okay?" Ruan Feifei turned her head in protest.
"What are you talking about? For the first time, I found out that girls would also show this, uh, lewd eyes, and say, what unhealthy thing were you just talking about? Han Shengyu jumped in front of the three of them in a big stride and joined the girls' camp.
"You think everyone has a yellow dye vat in their heads, just like you? Let's talk about you in front of these two high-quality men, Han Shengyu, you are really weak! Ruan Feifei looked at Han Shengyu disdainfully, and did not forget to rush down with her thumb and make a poor gesture.