Chapter 81, sister, can you help me ask Sister Xiaoyu to come out!
Chapter 81, sister, can you help me ask Sister Xiaoyu to come out!
"Sister, what's wrong with you? It was shocking and disturbed my good dreams. Xiaofeng opened his eyes and looked at his sister very unhappily.
Just now, he was fantasizing about Teacher Song, but he was called by his sister and gave him a bad dream.
"Xiaofeng, he, he contacted me, he contacted me!" Xiaoyun shouted excitedly.
"Who? Which one of them? Xiaofeng got up from the bed, "Your boyfriend?" ”
My sister can't be in an online dating, right? Why are you so excited?
"Who else, it's that Shi Wuxie, Shi Dashen." Xiaoyun said excitedly.
"Shi Wuxie, my master?" Xiaofeng was stunned.
"Now it's my master." Xiaoyun pointed to the computer, "Look, he left me a message." ”
Xiaofeng looked at it, and sure enough, there was a text on the computer screen.
Here's a message.
"Xiaoyun, hello! Your writing is good, I collected it, keep up the good work. Come on! "The signature of the commenter is Shi Wuxie.
"What am I? Didn't you just say a good word about you? Xiaofeng said disapprerovingly.
"You know what? People are great gods, and great gods can leave you a message, which is worthy of you. ”
"What's the big deal. When people give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant? If I hadn't given you an introduction, would he have come to read your book? Xiao Feng sneered, "Sister, I helped you, do you want to thank me?" Anyway, I'll pull the thread for you. Otherwise, how could Shi Dashen leave you a message? ”
Xiaoyun thought about it, too.
"Okay, then I'll treat you to a meal." Xiaoyun is rarely so generous to his younger brother.
"Eat? No need. We eat together every day, and you have to invite me specifically? Forget it, I don't want people to misunderstand, and I think I'm taking my girlfriend to dinner? Xiaofeng smiled.
"Cut, if you have a girlfriend like me, you can burn high incense." Xiao Yun glanced at Xiao Feng, "Then what do you want?" ”
"Hehe, sister, I just want to ask you to do me a favor." Xiaofeng smiled evilly.
"Help, what's the help?" Xiaoyun asked.
"Sister, the day after tomorrow is the weekend, you can help me ask Sister Xiaoyu to come out together." Xiaofeng blinked and looked at her sister.
"What? About a light rain to come out? Xiaoyun's eyes widened like light bulbs.
"Aren't you good friends? Isn't it normal to ask her out? Sister, you are the same as when you came out with her, as long as you bring me with you then. Xiaofeng smiled.
"What do you want?" Xiaoyun became angry now, "If you want to chase someone, you don't have to ask me to ask her out?" If you have the ability, you will ask her to go by yourself? Aren't you in the same class now? Why bother looking for the near and far? ”
Xiaofeng, you pick up the girl yourself, and you want me to be your accomplice?
"Sister, if I ask her out, won't people suspect that my motives are bad? If you ask her out, she won't have any suspicions. Xiaofeng grabbed her sister's hand and shook it coquettishly, "You just promise me, okay?" ”
"What if I'm not willing to do you a favor?" Xiao Yun stared at his younger brother viciously.
"Okay, if you don't help me, that's fine." Xiaofeng looked at the computer, "I'll call Shi Wuxian and say I'm a fake." Oh, I'll call him right now. ”
As he spoke, Xiaofeng was about to get his mobile phone.
"Don't fight." Xiao Yun became nervous and stopped Xiao Feng, "Okay, I'll promise you." ”
Xiaoyun had no choice but to give in.
"Sister, I know that you love me. Sister, then please ask Sister Xiaoyu out. Oh, don't tell her I'm going to be there yet, and give her a surprise attack. Xiaofeng smiled slyly.
"Isn't that right? Am I not lying to her? Xiaoyun hesitated again.
"Sister, how is this a lie? When the time comes, you will say that when you are about to go out, I found out, and I will follow you to the death. Xiaofeng said, "If you want to say that it is a lie, then aren't you also deceiving the great god now?" ”
Xiaoyun opened his mouth wide, but he didn't know how to refute it.
"Okay then." Xiao Yunya gritted, and he had to do it.
Brother, I'll let you pass, but I'm going to let you down!
I won't let you be with Xiaoyu!
After eating, Happy Xiaofeng went out of the house again.
"Xiaoyun, your brother is all messed up." The old mother, who was still eating, complained to her daughter.
"What's wrong?" Xiaoyun didn't understand what was going on.
My mother likes to talk to her daughter the most, "Xiaoyun, let me tell you, don't tell others." ”
Seeing that her mother was so mysterious, Xiaoyun became nervous.
"Xiaoyun, your brother seems to be a little perverted?" The mother approached her daughter and said.
"Perverted?"
"Look at it." Mom pointed to the other side of the sofa.
Xiaoyun followed her mother's finger and looked at it.
"Mom, this is your clothes? How pretty? Hey, Mom, why are you wearing such high heels? Xiaoyun asked strangely.
"What? That's, that's what your brother wears. ”
"What? Worn by Xiaofeng? Xiaoyun was stunned.
So, my mother carefully explained the situation when Xiaofeng came home.
"Won't it?" Xiaoyun was also stunned, "Brother, how could he have such a hobby?" ”
"yes, Mom, I'm worried too. Your brother is so decent, why did he suddenly wear women's clothes? Eh, Xiaoyun, has he never found a girlfriend, so he's perverted in his heart? Alas, what can I do about this? What can I do? ”
Xiaoyun was also stunned.
Two hours later, Xiaofeng returned home.
"Brother, I have something to tell you." Xiaoyun put out her sister's shelf and looked at her younger brother very seriously.
"Sister, what time is it? I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep. If you have anything to say, I'll talk about it later, okay? Xiaofeng immediately lay down on the bed.
Just now, Xiaofeng went out and fooled around with the fat pig again.
Fat Pig reported that after school in the afternoon, he followed Xiaoyu. However, a car suddenly came halfway through, stopped, and Xiaoyu sat on it.
This news is very important to Xiaofeng.
But whose car does it belong to? Why did Xiaoyu get into that car?
Xiaofeng plans to follow Xiaoyu himself when he goes to school tomorrow.
"No, you're going to have to make it clear to me now." Xiaoyun looked at his younger brother very seriously.
"Then you can say it." Xiaofeng got up lazily, "Sister, do you want to regret it?" ”
"Repentance?"
"Sister, what you promised me before, do you have to count?" Xiaofeng said.
"That's not the thing. I'm asking you for another matter. Xiaoyun said, "Listen to my mother, you actually wore a woman's clothes and came home today?" ”
"Oh, what am I doing? That's what happened. Xiao Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "Yes, there is such a thing." ”
"Xiaofeng, you, how can you wear a woman's clothes? You're a man, huh? Xiaoyun frowned.
"Oh, I wore it for the show." Xiaofeng lied.
He didn't dare to say that he wore it because he was hiding from hooligans. My mother and sister are going to hear it, and they are scared to death.
"Show?"
"Yes, there is a show at school, I temporarily reversed the string, playing a woman, oh, playing a female teacher."
"What? There are no female actors anymore, do you want to fight back? Xiao Yun looked at his younger brother with suspicious eyes.
"Sister, why am I lying to you? Don't you know the way? Now this kind of anti-string performance is popular, it's just acting, what are you nervous about? ”
"Really?" Xiaoyun was still a little unconvinced.
"Of course. Sister, do you really think I want to become a woman? I'm a big man. Oh, sister, if you don't like it, I just don't act. Xiaofeng said.
"Oh, that's pretty much it. You don't want to play this, you have to act, let someone else do it. ”
"No problem, in a few days, I'll return all these clothes and shoes."
"That's pretty much it." Xiaoyun nodded, "You're a man." "Sister, am I a man, others don't know the way, don't you still know the way?" As he spoke, Xiao Feng actually stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Yun's slender waist from behind.
"Sister, I only like women." Xiaofeng hugged Xiaoyun and blew softly behind her ear.
Xiaoyun glared at him in disgust, but he didn't resist.
Xiaoyun was also a little sleepy.
The two simply went to bed together.
Xiaoyun's heart was extremely conflicted.
Why did he agree to let his younger brother go to see that Qin Xiaoyu? Really.
At this time, Xiao Feng, who was lying next to Xiao Yun, was also restless.
There is a beautiful woman with a graceful figure lying next to her, but she can't enjoy it, it's really embarrassing!?If the person lying next to her is one of them, Xiaoyu or Ruxue, it would be great?????