Everyone thought this was an inspirational joke, but they didn't expect it to be a little white-faced cultivation record.

In an instant, Xia Xing's hatred value continued to pour in: "Mission completed 00." ”

Looking at the constant influx of hatred, Xia Xing's heart was happy.

Xia Xing continued to tell Lin Genggeng's story.

Lin Genggeng and his girlfriend Zhao Li fell in love, and later Lin Genggen learned that the reason why Zhao Li was so rich was because she had a rich aunt abroad who gave her money to open a company, but her aunt was a very traditional woman and would come to Shanghai to see them after a while.

One day, Zhao Li's parents were not at home, and Lin Genggen came to her house.

Originally, this was a good opportunity for the two to make love, but Zhao Li's nine-year-old brother was watching TV at home.

Lin Genggen was very depressed and wanted to take Zhao Li's younger brother away.

At this time, Zhao Li's younger brother took the initiative to come over: "Brother, you give me a hundred yuan, and I'll go to the Internet café to play." ”

Lin Genggen was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly took out a hundred yuan and gave it to Zhao Li's younger brother.

The younger brother took the money and left, Lin Genggen happily wanted to kiss Zhao Li, but Zhao Li shook her head and refused: "My eldest aunt is here."

Lin Geng was puzzled, what does it matter for you to come to the aunt when we kiss?

So he ignored it and forcibly kissed Zhao Li.

Later, the bedroom door suddenly opened, and Zhao Li's aunt rushed out, thinking that Lin Genggen had bullied her niece, slapped Lin Genggeng hard, and rushed away angrily.

"Haha, it turns out that this aunt is really here!"

"Ask Lin Genggeng's psychological dark side, happy to kill me. ”

"Haha, this is the end of forcibly kissing your girlfriend, telling your aunt to come but not listening. ”

......

The audience in front of the radio leaned back and laughed.

Xia Xing's story continues.

Although Lin Genggen was slapped in the face, there was no one at home, so Lin Genggen and Zhao Li rolled together happily.

An hour later, Zhao Li's brother returned, and he saw his brother take out a wallet with a stack of money, one hundred, and fifty.

Lin Genggen asked curiously, "Why do you have so much money?"

Younger brother: "Every time my sister brings her boyfriend back, she will give me money to go out to play, and I will save if I can't spend it, more than 6,000 ........."

Audience: "......"

", sympathize with Lin Genggeng!"

"This guy is too sad. ”

"It turns out that the Geng Geng brothers have long been green...... In distress. ”

Everyone laughed and peed, and even Xiao Li on the other end of the phone felt that his life was not too miserable compared to Lin Genggeng, at least much better than this Lin Genggeng.

Xia Xing continued: "Although this happened, my friend was still very optimistic and finally forgave her girlfriend friend. ”

A year later, Lin Genggeng got married, and the bride was his girlfriend's aunt. ”

"Hatred from Li Cha +999!"

"Hatred from Lin Genggeng +666!"

"Hatred from Muko +333!"

"Hatred from Meng Hua +222!"

"From ......"

"Host, your story is too twisty. ”

"Lin Genggeng is married, and the bride is the eldest aunt, which is too bloody. ”

At this moment, the comment area has been boiled.

Xia Xing: "Do you have any insights from this listener after listening to this inspirational story?"

The other party took a deep breath: "Last time I went to my girlfriend's house, his brother also asked me for money to go to the Internet café, I didn't give it, could it be ......"

Xia Xing: "......"

All Listeners: "......"

Audience surnamed Li: "No, I'll go to my girlfriend's house now, give his brother a hundred yuan and ask him how much money he has saved." ”

The next second, the listener in front of the radio leaned back and forth with laughter.

"Damn, it's not a joke, it's a routine!"

"By the way, and last time my girlfriend's aunt asked me to drive her shopping, is that interesting to me? Well, host, I know what to do, if I succeed I will invite you to my wedding. ”

"Well, thank you then, goodbye. Xia Xing replied.

Xia Xing didn't expect that three years later, he really received an invitation from Li Cha, and the bride's name on the wedding card was his girlfriend's aunt Monica!

Xia Xing suddenly remembered a movie "Li Cha's Aunt" in his previous life, could it be that Li Cha had crossed over?

After the two stories were told, the message area reached a new high, reaching more than 300,000 comments.

At this time, the time of the show was almost up, and after looking at the director's gestures, Xia Xing nodded and began to finish the show.

"Thank you for the spiritual stories that two friends sent us tonight, the time for today's show is coming, I know that many listeners want to get rich, let me pass on a secret to you. ”

"Damn, what's the secret of the summer god?"

"I always thought it was a bowl of poisoned soup, but I was ready for it. ”

Xia Xing suddenly asked in an excited voice at this time, "Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight?"

"Relying on the host is so awesome, of course you want to?

"Host, you don't want us to rob the bank, do you?"

"Do you want to have a fortune of more than 100 million? Baby, do you want to drive a Lamborghini pickle girl? Do you want to light a cigarette with a banknote? Do you want to be the master of the world?"

Xia Xing ignored the comments in the message area and continued.

"Host, I think I think, tell me your secret. ”

"I just can't wait. ”

"Please listen to my next show, Midnight Ghost Story, the answer is in the next show. ”

"Damn, host, you're forcing me to listen to the next show!"

"Host, your routine is too ruthless!"

The corners of Xia Xing's mouth raised slightly, "Friends, the next show will be a ghost story." ”

After speaking, Xia Xing cut off the microphone, and the radio began to play commercials.

Xia Xing looked at the task, and 00 had been completed.

It's awesome, and I actually gained more than 15,000 hatred points in one night, and it seems that the task of 100,000 is also very easy to complete.

When Xia Xing walked out of the broadcast studio, the two directors outside looked at Xia Xing with adoring expressions.

"Teacher Xia, you are so powerful, today's show will definitely set a new record. One of the directors said respectfully.

Yesterday, this colleague called himself Xiao Xia, but today he has changed his name to Teacher Xia.

"Teacher Xia, nearly 300,000 messages, it's amazing, your number of messages is almost comparable to Mu Ke's program. ”

Xia Xing smiled: "How is it possible, Mu Ke's program is the trump card program of Huhai Radio, which is compared." ”

At this time, the director suddenly asked: "Mr. Xia, do you have a draft for the next show, give me a copy, and I will help you write the script." ”

In the past, Xia Xing didn't have this treatment, and the first time he was on the show, the two directors didn't give him a good face at all.

Xia Xing smiled: "No, I'll just make it up." ”

"Hatred from Li Mu +333!"

"Hatred from Sun Feng +222!"

is directly written on the show, and it is also a supernatural ghost story, which is too exaggerated.

But Xia Xing is so awesome, who let me have a system!

Xia Xing wanted to go back to the office to drink a glass of water, but saw that the lights on the art desk were still on.

It's so late, who's still there?