Episode 047 [Selling Cute Dogs, Fried Cats]

After Ling Lingjiu got rid of the clutches of the cuttlefish girl, he ran out of the villa directly, leaving the dangerous drug girl of the cuttlefish girl at home alone, while he wandered around Wufang City, preparing to move some furniture and even go back and decorate the villa a little. It's a waste of resources to have such a big house, it's always empty.

Besides, he had just seen that the poison made by the cuttlefish girl had no regular place to hold it, and the containers she used to hold the poison were all kinds of strange, from the empty bottles of blue and red water to the low jars that came out of nowhere, in short, she didn't have a proper container for the poison. So this time, Ling Lingjiu not only went to the street to buy some furniture and even go back, he also planned to buy some containers for the cuttlefish girl. This kind of container can be bought a little more, and when he makes his own various buff potions, he will also need these containers to hold buff potions.

[Secret Language] Cuttlefish Girl: "Rice Worm Nine, really don't you want to test me for poison?" ”

Ling Lingjiu was walking just in time on the street, and suddenly received a message from the cuttlefish girl, and the person almost hit the wooden stake on the side! This girl is also so strong in long-range lethality...... What kind of person she is!

Ling Lingjiu: "Don't try!" ”

Cuttlefish Girl: "Really? ”

Ling Lingjiu: "Do you think it will be fake?" ”

Cuttlefish girl: "Of course I hope it's a fake......"

Ling Lingjiu: "Believe me, I definitely don't have a hobby of masochism. So to find someone to test the poison, you might as well invite the other lucky ones. ”

【Secret Language】Cuttlefish Girl: "......"

Half a minute later, the cuttlefish girl came with news again.

[Secret Language] Cuttlefish Girl: "Ling Lingjiu, aren't you curious about what weapons of mass destruction I made?" Don't you wonder if the poison I made might kill a monster with a single throw? ”

Seeing this news, Ling Lingjiu couldn't help but laugh.

Look, it turns out that this girl is not really so natural, she even knows that Lu Dao used seduction to hook him up and fall into her clutches......

It's a pity that he Ling Lingjiu is not stupid, knowing that Lu Dao was masochistic in the past, how could he fall for her?

Ling Lingjiu: "If you can really create such an ungodly thing, don't mix up this proud world, just close the door." ”

Cuttlefish Girl: "What is the world?" ”

Ling Lingjiu: "...... The operator of the Twin Realm. ”

Cuttlefish Girl: "Oh, what's the matter with me?" ”

Seeing this news, Ling Lingjiu, who was walking on the street, suddenly felt weak. What kind of girl is this? She really thought that Proud World could make her create such a rebellious thing? The game company pays the most attention to the balance of the game, let her build a thing against the sky to break the balance? What company loves to play self-destruction so much!

Ling Lingjiu: "...... You're really giving me some pain. ”

【Secret Language】Cuttlefish Girl: "Rub it? ”

Ling Lingjiu: "........................"

Cuttlefish girl: "What are you doing?" It hurts to death? Well? Rub it more. ”

Ling Lingjiu: "Can you look like a girl???!!! ”

【Secret Language】Cuttlefish Girl: "What do you want to be like?" I am. Mi Worm Nine, I didn't expect you to be so stupid......"

Ling Lingjiu, who was exchanging messages with the cuttlefish girl while walking on the street, almost threw himself straight to the ground when he saw these messages, he really even had the heart to hit the wall and rub his head. I think he has lived for so many years, when has he ever encountered such a thing? It's too stupid to be despised by a dull girl who is naturally stupid.,What's this called?

[Secret Language] Cuttlefish Girl: "Rice Worm Nine, come and test the poison with me!" ”

Ling Lingjiu: "Don't go!" ”

Cuttlefish girl: "Come on." ”

Ling Lingjiu: "Don't go!" ”

【Secret Language】Cuttlefish Girl: "Come on......"

Ling Lingjiu: "Resolutely don't go!! ”

Cuttlefish girl: "Don't do this...... Won't you be sad, aren't your pain settings set very low? ”

Ling Lingjiu was so angry that her legs were weak, how did she know that the cuttlefish girl in the villa was grinning evilly?

Do you really think she is so natural?

Well, she's outrageously sluggish in some ways, as Mo XVIII can definitely attest. They have been getting along for more than 20 years, and he has a deep understanding of the sluggishness of some aspects of the cuttlefish girl!

But the matter of the cuttlefish girl sending messages to harass Ling Lingjiu has nothing to do with being stunned or having nothing to do with brain stones, she sent messages to harass Ling Lingjiu so repeatedly, purely to stimulate others, scare others, and tease others......

Caught Ling Lingjiu as a strong man to test the poison, she was so casual to ask. If he is willing to dedicate himself, it is of course best to let her try it on the spot, saving trouble and time, isn't it? If he doesn't want to, of course she won't force it, the big deal is that she will carry the poison all over her body for a while, and just kill it directly into the monster pile and sprinkle it on the monster, and it won't waste resources.

The reason why she repeatedly scared Ling Lingjiu to arrest him for poison testing was only because the cuttlefish girl was very evil to find that when she personally provoked Ling Lingjiu's hair, she would have an inexplicable pleasure in her heart...... The pleasure was like the satisfaction she felt when she provoked Mo Eighteen to change her face......

Oh, maybe it's not enough to use the word pleasure to describe that feeling, but it should be said to be fulfilling? Satisfying?

Pleasure? A sense of accomplishment? Satisfaction?

Hmm, what words should be used to describe that feeling, the cuttlefish girl herself can't tell, she only knows:

It is a matter of making a guy who is always on the ground look laid-back, this thing ...... She's more than willing to do more.

Can make a guy with a beautiful face cold all the time change his face, this is ...... She's been doing it, and she's willing to do it forever.

What kind of mentality did she have in this way...... Kids with evil cells in their bodies, you know!

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Ignoring the cuttlefish girl's all-round irregular drug test invitation and harassment, Ling Lingjiu walked towards the shops opened by various NPCs in Wufang City with his long legs, which were a little weak.

He had to buy two beds to improve his sleep quality and put them in the villa, one in his room, and one in the cuttlefish girl's room.

"Oh, this discerning brother, this bed you see is the best in our shop, the mattress is made of the best ......" The NPC in charge of selling the beds dragged Ling Lingjiu and said a lot, constantly touting how good the beds sold in their store were.

Ling Lingjiu tried it on that bed, it was indeed very good, the mattress was very soft, much more comfortable than rolling a sleeping bag in the tent. However, when Ling Lingjiu sat on the bed, he couldn't help but think, why don't you just buy a wooden bed for the cuttlefish girl and go back? Who let her keep harassing him and trying to test him for poison!

"I want the horses to run, and I want the horses not to eat grass...... That's unkind. Well, let's buy her a good bed and go back. "In the end, Ling Lingjiu still paid for two identical beds, and the soft mattress is said to help players fall asleep faster......

If you have a pet dog, you have to make it eat and drink well and sleep well, right? Otherwise, how can the puppy obediently beg for food at home?

Ling Lingjiu felt that he was really a rare and good master.

When Ling Lingjiu thought so, the cuttlefish girl who stayed in the villa to play with poison also found out in her conscience, and finally stopped harassing Ling Lingjiu: "Well, it's better not to bully him all the time, let the cat keep blowing up, the cat will stretch out its claws and hurt people." It's not good, it's bad...... It's still a long time, so let's take our time. Hey, little kitten, let you relax for the time being, and when your sister is in a good mood, she will definitely let you blow up your hair from time to time! ”

When Ling Lingjiu returned home again, a lot of the furniture he had paid for had already been sent to the door of the villa, waiting for him to come back and pay the bill.

After Ling Lingjiu was busy with all the beds, cabinets, wooden sofas, tables, tool tables and other furniture that he had moved into the villa, he went upstairs again and threw a lot of the containers he had bought to contain the potions to the cuttlefish girl, asking her to straighten out the poison that had been made, the bottles that should be bottled, and the bottles that should be filled.

By the time the two of them had almost finished messing up the poison and the other had cleaned up the house, it was already past four o'clock in the afternoon.

Walking out of the studio, the cuttlefish girl put all the poisons in the storage bag, waited for a while and ate dinner, and then dragged Ling Lingjiu to the wild to find monsters and test the poison.

As soon as she got out of the studio, the cuttlefish girl found that the villa had changed a lot, it was no longer the empty big house before, and some practical furniture had been placed in a neat and orderly manner, which really looked like home.

In the evening, the two had dinner, and it was already past eight o'clock when they met online again.

As soon as the cuttlefish girl went online, she rushed into the studio to look for Ling Lingjiu, and really saw him in the studio, he was tinkering with something in the studio.

"Rice worm nine, it's poisoned!"

The cuttlefish girl shouted, and the bottle that Ling Lingjiu was holding in his hand was knocked over with a "bang", and the potion splashed on him, and the green priest's robe was now dyed except for a corner missing.

Ling Lingjiu's good-looking face immediately collapsed, he gritted his teeth and stared up at the cuttlefish girl, and before he could speak, he heard the cuttlefish girl tease him with a smile: "Ah, hey, your hands are shaking?" Is it a calcium deficiency? ”

"Lack of his uncle's calcium!" Ling Lingjiu, who had always been very determined, blew up again, gritted his teeth at the cuttlefish girl and said, "I said, don't test me for poison!" ”

"Poof—fried cat." The cuttlefish girl couldn't help it, and said what was in her heart, and a bad smile appeared on her face. The more she looked at it, the more she felt that Ling Lingjiu looked like an elegant cat. usually looks leisurely and elegant, but once she is annoyed, she will still bow her back and blow up her hair, which is really fun......

Ling Lingjiu didn't know if he heard the cuttlefish girl clearly, his face was very ugly, and he looked like he was going to eat people.

The cuttlefish girl was afraid that she would play too much and attract the strong resistance of the kitten, so she was finally willing to make the drug test clear: "What, I didn't want to test you for poison, don't cry, I just want to drag you to the wild to find a monster and test the poison......"

After saying that, she happily jumped towards Ling Lingjiu, the long hair tied into a ponytail swayed with her movements, and the pair of rabbit ears on the top of her head also swayed, looking at her energetic appearance, the whole room seemed to light up.

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Xie Lu thanks everyone for all kinds of rewards, the little yellow chicken is very cute and cute, and all kinds of charms are very loving~

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